What Can The Matter Be?

Oh Dear, What Can The Matter Be?
Sung by an unidentified English child.

Oh, dear, what can the matter be?
Two old ladies got locked in the lavatory.
They were there from Monday till Saturday,
Nobody knew they was there.

A bawdy song with many verses, bellowed by rugby football teams after a match.

Various Artists
- Singing in the Streets: Scottish Children's Songs
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