Mother I Am Ill

Mother, Mother, I Am Ill
Sung by Norton Park schoolchildren.

Mother, mother, I am ill,
Send for the doctor up the hill.
Up the hill is far too far,
Then we'll buy a motor car.
A motor car is far too dear,
Then we'll buy a pint of beer.

A pint of beer is far too strong,
Then we'll buy a treacle scone.
A treacle scone is far too tough,
Then we'll buy a box of snuff.
A box of snuff will make you sneeze,
Then we'll buy a pound of cheese.
A pound of cheese will make you sick,
Send for the doctor — quick, quick, quick.

Double "bailie" chant — the girl has two balls in play, bounced against the wall. A sequential song, the sequence is brought back neatly to its medical beginning.

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