Harry Lauder And Mussolini Are Dead
Sung by Jennifer and Pat Cushnie.
Harry Lauder shaved his father,
Wi a rusty razor.
The razor broke and cut his throat,
And that was Harry Lauder.
Now the war is over, Mussolini's dead.
He wants to go to Heaven with a crown upon his head.
The Lord says, "No. He's got to stay below.
All dressed up and nowhere to go."
There is a plethora of such single verse songs as these. The first one commemorates Harry Lauder (the celebrated Scots comedian and singer; 1870-1950). The tune is the Scots pipe tune, "The Barren Rocks of Aden." Lomax commented about the Mussolini song, "The kids have a rare gift for summing up the essentials of history, as in this caustic epitaph to a man who caused so much grief." In a later version Mussolini became Vaseline (a patent medicine rub), and the last line became the remarkable "There's only room for Elvis and his wee banjo."
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Singing in the Streets: Scottish Children's Songs
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