The Flounder Song
A lady has been insulted by a man. It's a shame. Can you tell me the
scoundrel that's to blame?
SUNG:
Now, who slapped Annie in the fanny with a flounder?
Who slapped Annie with a big flat fish?
Who slapped Annie in the fanny with a flounder?
Was fillet of sole was her favorite dish.
Now, Annie went shopping, shopping for her dinner,
A nice fresh fish for the family to enjoy.
She'd never been to market; she was only a
Who slapped Nelly in the belly with a flounder?
That wasn't very nice to do!
Who slapped Nelly in the belly with a flounder,
Was it him, or was it her, or you?
Who slapped Nelly's belly, that's the thing I want to know.
Admit it, if you did it, or your nose will start to grow, oh!
Who slapped Nelly's belly?
Who slapped Nelly in the belly with a flounder,
Who slapped Nelly's belly?
Who slapped Nelly in the belly with a flounder.
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