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Come On Chaps
Ask the general to tea
And all his family
If he can't come, just tickle his bum
With a stick of celery
Blackpool is the place for me
A-fishing from the rock
I never use my fishing line
I always use my...
Dainty little fingers
So slender and so thin
I can get all five of them
Inside my best girl's...
Pockets are so use
Especially in the stalls
For when you're tired on what's on stage
You can fumble with your...
Money if you got 'em
And if you had some luck
And haven't gone and spent it all
Having a jolly good...
Turkish bath and manicure
To make you look so smart
Remembering in society
Never let a...
Swear word pass you lips
Also refrain from humming
For there are some society folk
Who think it's worse than...
Biting you nails in public
And very loathsome trick
But if you can not suck those nails
Then why not suck those...
Suck the end of a pencil
And chew it all to bits
And therein lies the Sweetshop girl's
Very alluring...
Peppermints to sell
You wait until you suck them.
And if you like the Sweetshop girls
Don't hesitate to...
Come and have a drink with me
This ends this song of mine
I had a date at half past eight
And how it's half past nine.
- Sods' Opera
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Come on Lads
- I Haven't Seen Old Hitler Time: 1:16
- The D-Day Dodgers Time: 3:02
- Ode to a Gezira Lovely Time: 2:00
- Tins Time: 2:01
- The Ballad of Wadi Maktilla Time: 2:23
- The Dying Soldier Time: 2:26
- Service Police Song Time: 2:33
- Kiss Me Goodnight, Sergeant Major Time: 1:35
- Thanks for the Memories Time: 2:31
- Come on Chaps [a teasing song - tune?] Time: 1:00
- The Firth of Forth Time: 1:39
- Down the Mine Time: 2:47
- The Sailor's Wife [aka She Was One Of The Rakish Kind] Time: 1:22
- Longmoor Time: 2:15
- I Don't Want To Join The Army Time: 0:33
- Hitler Has Only Got One Ball Time: 0:30
- We Are The RFC Time: 0:30
- Cats On The Rooftops Time: 0:17
- Follow The Band [Hey Jig A Jig Fuck A Little Bit] Time: 0:47
- Bloody Orkney Time: 2:12
- We are the Boys Time: 1:47
- Africa Star Time: 2:11
- The Sinking of the Graf Spee Time: 1:54
- My Bomber Lies Over the Ocean Time: 1:27
- When This Bloody War is Over Time: 2:03
- The Gay Caballero Time: 1:31
- Onward 15 Army Group Time: 2:05
- The Highland Division's Fairwell to Sicily Time: 2:17
- 'Bless' 'em All Time: 2:24
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