[Verses and Songs] 
A Maid on a Dare:
Sally was her name,
who led the village pool at every game.
She could run, jump, whistle,
everything in short
the boys and girls had ever devised for sport.
In running races, many a lusty lout
had often tried to tucker Sally out,
but all in vain: whatever they could surmise,
Sally was sure to carry off the prize.
At length one balmy day in leafy June
the boys was lying on the grass at noon,
when, coming down the lane
with swinging stride
and head erect, the maiden they espied.
Up jumped Jim Tompkin: "Boys, I have it now!
We'll beat Sal Adams this time, anyhow!"
"How?" cries each lad. Says Jim,
"Out peckers all,
and see who will piss the highest on the wall."
No sooner said than done, and as they went,
and against the school house door
full many a stream was sent,
some weak and pretty little rills
cast rows higher than the windowsills,
....................................................................
....................... Buy the
CD
........................
............... for the rest of the words ..............
....................................................................
- Various Artists
-
Actionable Offences: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
- Learning a City Gal How to Milk Time: 1:54
- The Tapeworm Story Time: 1:52
- Gimlet's Soliloquy / The Rascal Detector - Manly Tempest Time: 2:33
- The Whores' Union Time: 1:35
- Boarding the Folsom / A Few Conundrums Time: 2:30
- Out of Order - Charley Smith of Kankakee Time: 2:21
- Did He Charge Too Much Time: 2:37
- Reilly as a Policeman - Charley Smith of New York City Time: 2:41
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Fathand of New York City Time: 2:32
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Brown Time: 2:29
- Michael Casey Exhibiting His Panorama - Willy Smith Time: 2:41
- Dennis Reilly at Maggie Murphy's Home After Nine O'Clock - Willy Brown Time: 2:42
- Stroll on Capitol Hill / A Hard Head Time: 2:09
- The Virtues of Raw Oysters Time: 1:49
- Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast Time: 2:24
- More Verses and Jokes Time: 2:23
- The Lady's Friend / A Song / The Irishman's Prayer / A Joke Time: 2:02
- Verses and Songs Time: 2:41
- Poem: "I Sit Here Thinking, Will, of You" Time: 2:26
- [Untitled Track] Time: 0:11
-
