[Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast]
A Northern drummer traveling through the South was awakened one morning by a knock at the door and a question: "Any water? Any towels? Any soap?" Recognizing the voice as that of a typical Southern coon, he sprang from his bed, opened the door, and invited her in. Upon entering, he lost no time in making his wants known, and before view of Miss Coon stood about eight inches of regular New England blue-headed Yankee prick. She assented, and they were soon at it. When they had finished, he wanted to make good and asked, "How much do I owe for that?" She answered, "Oh, about ten cents." He said, "You won't get very rich at that price." "Oh, I don't know, sir. I'm meeting expense this morning."
Little Johnny asked his teacher the following conundrum: "What is it that begins with "A", that we sit down upon, and sometimes smells bad?"
The teacher began to reprimand him when little Johnny explained...
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- Various Artists
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Actionable Offences: Indecent Phonograph Recordings from the 1890s
- Learning a City Gal How to Milk Time: 1:54
- The Tapeworm Story Time: 1:52
- Gimlet's Soliloquy / The Rascal Detector - Manly Tempest Time: 2:33
- The Whores' Union Time: 1:35
- Boarding the Folsom / A Few Conundrums Time: 2:30
- Out of Order - Charley Smith of Kankakee Time: 2:21
- Did He Charge Too Much Time: 2:37
- Reilly as a Policeman - Charley Smith of New York City Time: 2:41
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Fathand of New York City Time: 2:32
- Sim Hadley on a Racket - Willy Brown Time: 2:29
- Michael Casey Exhibiting His Panorama - Willy Smith Time: 2:41
- Dennis Reilly at Maggie Murphy's Home After Nine O'Clock - Willy Brown Time: 2:42
- Stroll on Capitol Hill / A Hard Head Time: 2:09
- The Virtues of Raw Oysters Time: 1:49
- Jokes, Riddles, Verses, a Limerick, and a Toast Time: 2:24
- More Verses and Jokes Time: 2:23
- The Lady's Friend / A Song / The Irishman's Prayer / A Joke Time: 2:02
- Verses and Songs Time: 2:41
- Poem: "I Sit Here Thinking, Will, of You" Time: 2:26
- [Untitled Track] Time: 0:11
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