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A jolly young grocer of London townFell deeply in love with a maid;But often he courted her to lie downBut she told him that she was afraid.
He tried to enthuse her But still she refused
To consent to his wicked will; She said, "You must tarry, Until we do marry, And then you shall have your fill."
And so it did seem that he could not obtainThe blessings that he pursued,For though he had tried again and againShe vowed that she would not be lewd.
At last he submitted And thus he permitted
The parson to enter the door; He knew not his bride Had been tested and tried By one that she loved before.
And after the marriage had been declaredThe drums and the fiddles arrived;And oh what a thumping and bumping was thereTo please his lovely bride.
There was fiddle, come fiddle, With a hey, diddle, diddle, And while the music played There was kissing and loving And heaving and shoving To capture the heart of the maid.
But ere three months had passed awayA thumping baby was born."Confound you!" he was heard to say,With bitterness and scorn.
"You're a strumpet," cries he; "You're a cockold," cries she;
And finding himself betrayed, There was hitting and fighting And spitting and biting. His jewel had proved a jade.
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