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Another candle on your cake?
Well, that's no cause to pout.
Be glad that you have strength enough
To blow the damn thing out!
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To your health! If our birthdays
treated us half as kindly, we'd celebrate
them, too.
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Here's to you. No matter how old
you are, you don't look it.
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A toast, on your birthday,
from Immaturity to Experience;
from Youth to Age;
from Expectation to Accomplishment.
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From an old man (or woman) to a
young man (or woman). You do honor to
your opportunity and reflect credit to your years.
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I pledge your health. You make
Age jealous, Time furious—and all of us envious.
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A health, and many of them. Birth-
days were never like this when I had 'em!
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May you live to be a hundred—and
decide the rest for yourself.
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Here's to your health. May the days
of your birth never be measured by the span
of your girth!
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It is seldom we see you have a birth-
day and seldom we see one who can handle
them better.
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May your hours of reminiscence be filled with days
of good cheer and weeks of pleasant memories.