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Marilyn Monroe ca. 1963 New York
  • Here's to marriage! 
    It's like a hot bath: once you get into it, it's not so hot!

 

  • Here's to the three rings of marriage!
    The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring!

    [Not used originally as a toast.  Adapted by JP]


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