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• "Cheers, Big Ears."    To which one replies...
  "Same goes, Big Nose."
  
  [See bawdy variant here.]

• The German likes his beer
  The Pommy likes his half and half
  Because it brings good cheer
  The Scotsman likes his whisky
  And the Irishman likes his hot
  The Aussie has no national drink
  So he drinks the bloody lot.
  
  [1992, Fahey]

• "'Ere's to the U. S., 
  The land of the push, 
  Where a bird in the 'and's 
  Worth two in the bush. 
  
  'Ere's to Orstralia, 
  Me own native land, 
  Where a push in the bush, 
  Is worth two in the 'and".
  
  [1992 Fahey, Usenet: ianl(at) xxcurie.dialix.com.au (Ian Lowery) Date: 1997-08-13]
  
   

• Perhaps:
  
  Here's hoping your sheep's a virgin.
  
  [Needs to be verified.  Original usenet source was in the UK and thought that this MAY be an Australian toast.]

• May your chooks grow up to be emus and kick your dunny down. 
  
  [Usenet.  Needs to be verified.]

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