Toasting Anecdotes

The following is a well known mother toast:

Here's to the happiest hours of my life --
Spent in the arms of another man's wife: My Mother

An Englishman who heard this given in America thought it worth repeating, and at a banquet in his honor in England he arose and said:

Here's to the happiest hours of my life --
Spent in the arms of another man's wife:
-- by Jove! I've forgotten who she was!

[1938 CLEAN DIRT; It should be in Anecdota Americana 1927/1934]