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This is probably derived from the bawdy song "Born in a Whorehouse and raised
like a slave". The versions below are all chanted (I believe).
- Born on a mountain top, raised by a bear.
Double set of teeth and a Triple coat of hair.
Two brass balls and a big steel rod, I'm a mean motherfucker
I'm a Teke by God! Teke number 1, Teke number 1, Teke number 1!
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- "Born in the Backwoods"
Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear!
Two sets of teeth and four coats of hair!
Two steel balls and a cast-iron rod!
I'm a mean motherfucker, I'm a Teke by God!
Teke once, Teke twice!
Holy jumping Jesus Christ!
Rat shit, bat shit, dirty little twat!
69 douche bags tied in a knot!
Eat, bite, fuck, suck, gobble, nibble, chew!
We are Tekes, so fuck you!
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- Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear.
Two sets of teeth, four coats of hair.
Two steel balls, and a cast-iron rod.
I'm a bad mother fucker. I'm a teke by God.
Oh Heidi Heidi, Christ Almighty
Who the hell are we?
Wam bam thank you ma'am.
We're from TKE.
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http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/showthread.php?t=54680&page=3 on
2010-11-25.
- Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear
double row of back teeth, double coat of hair
Cast iron balls and a stainless steel rod
I'm a bad motherfucker
Wire Dawg by God!
Retrieved from http://www.wiredawg.net/forum/topic-1252.html on 2010-11-25.
- Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear, double row of back teeth, double
coat of hair, cast iron balls and a stainless steel rod, I'm a mean Mother
Fu#@er, E&I by God!
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Long variant:
- Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear;
Double set of jaw teeth, double coat of hair;
Two brass balls, and a cold steel rod;
I'm a mean motherfucker, I'm a PIKE by God!!!
Dropped in the country, raised by a rat;
Got a dick this long, what to you think about that!!!
Balls this big, hanging to my knees;
Done fucked more girls, than a dog's got fleas!!!
Born in the backwoods, raised in a cave;
Fuckin' and fightin', that's all I crave.
Takin' out virgins, bringin' home whores,
Bustin' out windows, knockin' down doors.
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, SPIT!
If you ain't PIKE, you ain't SHIT!
Born on the coastline, raised by a seal;
I'm a hungry motherfucker eating pussy every meal.
I've got an arm made of sausage, and a dick made of ham,
I'm a mean motherfucker, I'm a PiKA by damn!!!
Born in the backwoods, raised by a bear,
Got two sets of jaw-teeth, two sets of hair,
Drink rotgut whiskey, swing a 12-inch rod,
I'm a mean motherfucker, I'm a PIKE by god
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Non-fraternity variant:
- .......Born in a backwood, raised by a bear,
got 2 seta jawteeth got 2 heada hair,
gota cast-iron belly n long slider rod,
i'm a country mudatrucka y'all, i'ma REBEL BY GOD!!
......YEEE-HAWW!!!!!!
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Variant(?):
Variant taught to children:
Cadence variants:
- Born in the woods,
Raised by a bear..
Double set of dog teeth,
Triple coat of hair..
Two Magazines,
In my M-16.
I'm a lean and mean
I'm a US Marine.
Retrieved from http://home.inreach.com/marine/usmc11.html on 2010-11-25.
- Born on a mountain top raised by a bear,
Got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair.
See us coming better run better hide,
Cause well hunt you down and eat you alive.
Slit your throat and wipe it clean,
Were mean Mother _______ were US Marines.
Well spit on your graves and laugh out loud,
Wear medals on our chest and feel damn proud.
Fighting and killing thats our job,
So we earned the name Devil Dogs
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah
Parris Island
San Diego
Marine Corps
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http://home.inreach.com/marine/usmc11.html on 2010-11-25.
- Pararescue
Born on a mountain top raised by a bear
I got two sets of teeth and a full coat of hair
When you see me coming you better hide
Cause I'll hunt you down and eat you alive
Para rescue combat control
We're like that bear down to the soul
We're rough and tough and feeling mean
We'll slit your throat and wipe it clean
We’ll spit on your grave and laugh out loud
Put a smile on our face and feel real proud
Dealing death isn’t all we do
We're trained to save a few lives too
Retrieved from http://www.valpo.edu/afrotc/jodies.htm on 2010-11-25.
- I was born in the back woods, raised by a bear;
Gotta a double bone jaw and four coats of hair.
Got cast iron balls and a big steel rod;
I'm a mighty paratrooper; I'm Airborne by God.
Retrieved from
http://www.vetfriends.com/cadences/index.cfm?i=5&startNum=301 on
2010-11-25. Said to be a Vietnam era cadence.
- Born in the backwoods
Raised by a bear
Double set of jaw teeth
Double coat of hair
Hearts like ice
Nerves of steel
We're the Third Platoon
And we're here to kill
Rock steady, Third Herd
Rock steady
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