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Bunnies - the Drinking Game
'Bunnies' is a drinking game enjoyed at universities, especially by their sports
clubs, throughout the British Isles, and indeed all over the world. After many
years of evolution since its creation (in the dim and distant past of all male
halls of residence, eating fully gowned while in hall refectories, hockey being
played on grass and such other now archaic practices), this pillar of British
university tradition remains alive to this day as a vital part of a good social
life.
The main functions of the game are to bring together the members of sports teams
and instill in them a tremendous team spirit, to aid in the consumption of
alcoholic beverages and, importantly, to introduce and test the abilities,
mental and physical, of each year's crop of fresh faced, bushy tailed freshers1.
In order to play this entertaining and skilful game of logic and speed you will
need the following:
a.. A pint of beer each. No halves, shorts, alcopops, wine, soft drinks, etc.
Cider is acceptable but rather careless, whereas snakebite and black (a
combination of cider, lager and blackcurrant) is just asking for trouble.
b.. A minimum of four players (or three real and one virtual player, see 'Pete
Best' below), or preferably the rest of the team you play for. Alternatively
several other 'real' friends could join in, however they are more likely to
refuse to play properly due to inadequate peer pressure. No more than 14 players
is recommended.
c.. A table or other space around which there is room for you all to sit, facing
each other in a circle.
The Rules of Bunnies
Starting a 'Round' of 'Bunnies'
Mr Chairman (see below) will bring the 'Circle' of seated (obligatory) players
to attention with a loud, drawn out call of 'On The Hoverrr!' At this point, all
players will extend both hands horizontally in front of them and waggle their
hands from the wrist in a hovering motion. To start a round of bunnies, Mr
Chairman will drop the hover, slap his thighs audibly, then place his thumbs on
his temples and wave his hands like bunny rabbit ears. This position is known as
'having the bunny'.
The two players on either side of the player with the bunny (in this case,
either side of Mr Chairman) must 'mirror' the bunny with the hand closest to the
bunny, by placing the adjacent thumb on the temple next to the bunny and
waggling the hand. At this point the rest of the players will also drop the
hover. If the chairman fails to audibly slap his thighs and 'take the bunny',
this is merely a 'dummy' and anyone attempting to drop the hover or mirror the
dummy bunny will be fined at the end of the round. After the dummy start, Mr
Chairman will resume the hover and start with a real bunnies start or perhaps
another dummy. (Freshers are particularly bad at falling for the dummy start and
it has been used to great effect in fresher initiations.)
Celebrity Starts
Instead of the simple start described above, Mr Chairman may elect another
player to start with a simple start, or with a simple start followed by a
designated pass, which must be completed correctly by the designated starter.
Also, Mr Chairman may start the game with one of several 'celebrity starts'.
These are a series of vocalisations and actions inserted before the thigh slap,
and after the hover, and are imitated by the rest of the players. The intention
of celebrity starts is to attract the attention of other persons minding their
own business in the bar/saloon. This may have one of two outcomes:
a.. Attraction of more players into the game.
b.. Ejection from the premises.
An example of a popular celebrity start is 'Ben Johnson Bunnies', named after
the infamous Canadian sprinter, banned for taking performance-enhancing drugs.
The players all mime injecting steroids into their arms, sprint for 10 seconds
on the spot while counting down from ten to zero as loudly as possible. This is
followed by them pretending they are standing on the medals podium, reluctantly
removing their gold medal from around their necks and handing it to the person
to their left.
There are many of these celebrity starts. Other examples include the 'Hawaii
5-0', 'Nikki Lauda', 'Ayrton Senna', 'Manchester University Hockey Girls Warm
Up' and 'JFK assassination' starts, the mimes for which can be left to your
imagination.
Possession of the Bunny and the Object of the Game
The object of the game is to fool or catch out the other players with the speed,
complexity and cunning of the various different ways it is possible to 'pass the
bunny'. When the bunny is passed, the player having the bunny transfers
possession of the bunny to another player, who must recognise that he is the
recipient of the bunny and then 'take' possession of the bunny, by putting his
thumbs to his temples and waggling his 'bunny ears'. Of course, the players on
either side of the new possessor of the bunny must 'mirror' the bunny. The
player who has 'passed the bunny' must fully remove his thumb(s) from his
temples for the pass to be legitimate and must not spuriously regain possession
of the bunny before it is passed to him again. The players who were mirroring
the bunny of a player who has passed it must also remove their thumb from their
temple and cease to mirror. Failure to adhere to these rules or any other will
result in the player getting 'fined' at the end of the round. These fines are
usually liquid and alcoholic resulting in the intoxication of the players, which
of course is the real object of the game.
Passing the Bunny to Another Player
There are very many ways to pass the bunny to another player. The most simple
and common of which are listed below. There are many local variations in these
'passes' which also evolve over time and by region.
Each different pass can only be used once it has been 'introduced' and
'demonstrated' by Mr Chairman, before the start of a round of bunnies. To
demonstrate a new pass, Mr Chairman will call the hover, then take a virtual
bunny and demonstrate the pass with the assistance of appropriate mirroring.
Passes must be performed in the exact manner in which they are demonstrated,
without any hint of ambiguity or confusion.
Passes introduced before previous rounds of bunnies are still valid and do not
need to be repeatedly introduced and demonstrated before each round. People who
are not present during the introduction of a new pass (perhaps having issued a
'trunk call' in order to buy another beverage, see below) must not be informed
that the new pass is in effect (a good way to stitch up freshers). The passes
were named according to their university or person of origin.
Dummy Passes
There exist several dummy passes which can be used to trick another player into
picking up the bunny when it had not in fact been 'passed' or 'thrown' to that
player, or has actually been passed to a different player, other than the one
the dummy is directed at. Picking up the bunny from a dummy pass is, of course,
very stupid indeed and can easily be avoided by paying attention. Consequently,
freshers often fall foul of dummies. Dummies are never intentionally
demonstrated before a round of bunnies by Mr Chairman, but can be explained by
him to players who have fallen foul of them, between rounds.
a.. The Nod dummy - The player with the bunny feigns a simple pass by pointing
with his index fingers nodding in the direction of the player to be dummied. His
thumbs never leave his temples, so the bunny is never released.
b.. The Stare dummy - The passing player stares at another player other than the
one he is passing to. He uses his good looks and engaging personality to fool
the player being stared at that he is the one being passed to. This is a
surprisingly effective dummy pass - again, freshers are unusually vulnerable -
and has been the subject of the final year dissertation of many a psychology
student. It may be used during any kind of pass.
c.. The Loughbrough dummy - The hand that drops the bunny is used to point at
the player to be dummied. Of course the real Leeds pass is to the player next to
the passing player. For example a player issues a Leeds to his left, by dropping
his right hand, but points with that right hand across the circle at another
player. If this other player picks up the bunny, then he is in error, and will
be fined at the end of the round. Also, the recipient of the Leeds pass to the
left of the passing player may fall for the Loughbrough dummy and fail to pick
up the Leeds pass coming form the passing player on his right. In this case he
would also be fined.
d.. The Robbie Watson dummy - The ear is cupped by the closed hand instead of
having the thumb of the passing hand on the temple, and the pass in fact goes to
the player that is being pointed at with the other hand. A kind of double bluff
(advanced play only, the only dummy that has to be 'introduced').
Passes
New bunnies passes (and other accessory rules) should be introduced into the
game, over progressive rounds, to increase the difficulty level, in the
following order. As the list goes on, the order becomes less critical. Passing
the bunny may also be referred to as 'Throwing the Bunny'. The Researcher
advises that real rabbits should not be thrown under any circumstances, and that
no rabbits were harmed in the writing of this entry.
a.. The Simple Pass, or Throw - Both thumbs are released from the temple and the
arms are stretched out horizontally with the hands together, and the index
fingers pointing clearly at another player, who must then pick up the bunny.
b.. One man pass, or Leeds pass - The player with the bunny removes one of his
thumbs from his temple, and the bunny is passed to the player next to him on the
same side that the remaining bunny ear of the passing player is still waggling.
So if the left hand is dropped, the bunny is passed one man to the right and
vice versa.
c.. Two man pass, or Bradford pass - The player with the bunny removes both
thumbs form his temples, and then places one thumb on his nose with the palm of
the hand facing in one direction or the other around the circle. The direction
that the palm faces in determines the direction the pass goes in. So if the left
hand is being used, the bunny is passed to the player next but one on the right
of the passing player. So the bunny is passed two players to the right. The
reverse is also true for the right hand. The Loughbrough dummy (see above) may
also be used during a Bradford pass.
d.. Three man pass, or Exeter pass - The player with the bunny removes one thumb
from one of his temples and puts it on his nose, with the palm facing in the
direction of the pass. The bunny is thus passed to the player three players
along the circle in the direction of the palm.
e.. Four man pass, or MUTECH pass - The player passing the bunny removes both
thumbs from his temples and lays one hand, palm down, on the top of his head,
and puts the thumb of the other hand on his nose with the palm of that hand
facing in the direction of the pass. The bunny is thus passed four players
around the circle in the direction of the palm. A common mistakeis putting one
hand on the top of his head and leaving the other one with the thumb on the
temple. This is a very stupid mistake indeed and must be heavily fined. Apart
from anything else it looks silly. Bunnies can be played with a minimum of four
players (or three real and one virtual player, see 'Pete Best'). Thus, the four
man pass can by used to pass to oneself in this case, with hilarious but
sometimes boring results.
f.. Brammall Bounce - The passing player stands up and essentially 'throws' a
simple pass up to the ceiling. The pass bounces off the ceiling, and is picked
up by the first player to stand up and receive it with outstretched arms. The
bunny is then taken up by the happy recipient and play continues. Brammall lane
is of course the home ground of Sheffield United Football Club, but why this
pass is named after it is a source of perpetual debate in the bunnies world. The
possibility exists that this pass originated at Sheffield Polytechnic College
(now Hallam 'University'), but this Researcher finds this unlikely since it
would take a degree of intellect impossible to find at an ex-poly to come up
with such a fine bunnies pass.
g.. Five man pass, or Cosmic pass - The passing player releases both thumbs and
takes hold of his chin with the thumb and index finger of one hand. Then,
stranding up and with the loud shout of 'Cosmic!' throws the bunny around the
circle with that hand in the direction of the palm.
h.. Olympic bunnies - Once the game gets going and the players are becoming
complacent or casual with their passes, Mr Chairman will introduce 'Olympic
Bunnies', where the bunny can not be retained by a player for more than three
seconds (at the discretion of the committee). Players stalling their passes, not
giving quick decisive passes, languishing in possession of the bunny
intentionally or otherwise just not getting on with it will be fined at the end
of the round. This rule is vital to the essence of bunnies, affording the game
play a requirement for quick thinking, high levels of concentration, and deft
elegant passing. Experienced players will often start the game with Olympic
speed already in force in an effort to further hone their bunnies skills and
make the game harder. A competent game of bunnies should be played at such a
pace that the casual observer is rendered mesmerised by the velocity of the
action. Most commonly, American observers will be overheard expressing
bemusement and disbelief at what they are seeing. As with cricket, the finer
points of bunnies will forever remain mysterious to those from over the pond,
due to their innate inability to comprehend such complex goings on.
i.. UMIST refusal - Any pass may be refused by the intended recipient of that
pass with a UMIST refusal. This consists of the intended recipient loudly
slapping their opposite shoulders with their hands in a crossed over formation.
Then the bunny is taken again by the player who was trying to pass it. There may
only be two UMIST refusals in each round. Any player committing the most heinous
and despicable bunnies crime of the third UMIST refusal will be subjected to a
fine as follows. While standing on a chair or table, the guilty player must
consume eight digits (see 'Mr Weights and Measures' below) A digit is the amount
of liquid it takes to bring the water-level up to the position of the lowest
finger on the glass while rotating on the spot, with contributions to fill his
vessel from other players if needed. This most disgusting of bunnies offences
must never go unpunished. Repeat offenders are likely to be ejected for the game
and have to live in shame for the rest of their pitiful university careers, if
not their remaining, hopefully short, life. A variation of this rule is 'The
Mirror', with the same rules other than both hands are put together with palms
facing out at the direction of the pass to reflect it back at the player making
the pass.
j.. Reverse Bunnies - For the experienced bunnies player only, these subtle
complexities of the game are difficult to master, often requiring years of
practice and careful interpretation of the rules. The bunny can be reversed only
during the course of a pass. A player cannot reverse it by himself for himself.
The bunny can only be reversed by the player making the pass, and never by the
player receiving the pass. In order to reverse the bunny, a 'simple pass' is
modified such that the arms cross over themselves, but still point at the
intended recipient. This is a 'Reversed Throw'. Once this pass is made, the
player receiving the reversed throw takes the bunny in a reversed manner - the
left thumb is paced on the right temple and vice versa, with the palms facing
backwards. Similarly the reverse bunny is reverse mirrored. For instance a
player on the right of a reversed bunny will place his left thumb on his right
temple, instead of the right thumb.
Once the bunny is reversed, it may be made 'normal' again by throwing another
'reversed pass' with the arms crossed. Thus, a reversed bunny thrown with a
'reversed throw' (with crossed arms) is picked up as a 'normal' bunny. However,
if a reversed bunny is thrown with the arms straight and not crossed as a
straight throw, the bunny remains reversed and must be picked up as a reversed
bunny. All the other passes may be carried out with reverse modification as
follows... For a reverse two man pass, the pass goes in the direction of the
back of the hand not the palm. The same is true for the reverse three and four
man passes. For the reverse three man pass the hand not on the nose is left in a
reverse mirror like configuration. In the reverse four-man pass, the hand not on
the nose is placed palm upwards on top of the head. A reverse cosmic pass is
thrown in the direction of the back of the hand. A reversed bunny which is
passed with one of the 'reversed' forms of a pass remains reversed, until the
bunny is normalised with a 'reversed throw'.
In an interesting and potentially confusing set of variations on the Brammall
bounce, the bunny may be reversed or normalised by crossing the arms while
pointing at the upper playing surface. Also the reverse of the Brammall bounce
may be used, the so called 'Llammarb bounce'. To perform this move the bunny is
thrown with either straight or crossed arms (depending in whether the bunny is
to become reversed, become normal, or remain reversed or normal) at the floor
under the table. As in the Brammall bounce, the first player to pick up the
bunny in the correct manner by pointing with both hands at the floor 'takes' the
bunny.
k.. Pete Best - Not only was Pete Best the original drummer of popular Mersey
beat combo, The Beatles, but also an exceptionally gifted sportsman and most
'Olympic' of bunnies players. His memory lives on as a virtual player who may be
introduced at any time in the game. He is given a drink, a place in the circle
(commonly between Mr Chairman and an unwitting fresher) in which nobody must
sit, on threat of a heavy fine. Pete commands the utmost respect of all players.
Any form of abuse, verbal or physical, directed at Pete will be fined in the
most severe manner. Pete has a few peculiarities that must be accommodated for
when he is present in the circle. Pete is always the best and fastest bunnies
player in the circle. He always passes the bunny back to whoever passes it to
him, but not always in the same manner in which it was passed to him. For
instance, a player may pass to Pete with a simple pass, but almost
instantaneously receive the bunny again from a Brammall Bounce pass from Pete,
requiring the player to stand up to receive it correctly. Should any player
issue a Brammal Bounce or any other pass that is picked up by the first player
to get it, Pete, of course being the fastest, always gets it before anyone else,
then passes it back again to the original passer. Pete is always up for going on
away trips, especially in university competitions, and is a regular on many a
team sheets. This Researcher included him in all of his team sheets as Captain
of the UEA 1st XI field hockey team, which allowed the odd 'ringer' to join us
on the pitch as required.
l.. EV - 'EV' is an abbreviation standing for Empty Vessel. If a vessel is freed
of its contents as a result of general beverage consumption or as a result of a
'fine', then it must not be simply returned to the playing surface. Instead, the
rim of the vessel must be tapped gently on the playing surface, and then the
base of the vessel touched down twice before the player releases his grip. The
fine for failing to EV is a statutory eight digits to be performed upstanding.
m.. Shoe Pints - Any player causing physical damage to, breakage of, or loss of
any drinking vessel, intentionally or unintentionally, is fined a 'Shoe Pint'.
The player must remove an item of footwear suitable for safely holding at least
four finger's worth of beverage, and fill it with an alcoholic refreshment.
Another player's footwear may be used if the offender's footwear in not
considered by the committee to be smelly enough. The offending player will then
consume the contents of the footwear while being upstanding, to a chorus of the
popular melody: 'Why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all...'.
Selection of Mr Chairman
Upon organising the game, there will be a long-winded voting procedure
masquerading as a democratic process to elect the position of Mr Chairman. This
may take the form of several nominations followed by at least five minutes or
arguing, after which the identity of Mr Chairman is resolved fairly (or
unfairly) with a (fixed/loaded) three-round game of paper-scissors-stone. The
person who has been designated at the start of the season to take up this role
(usually the club chairman or president) will almost invariably win the contest
regardless of the actual outcome, despite all heckling and other protests of
infringement of democratic rights and election gerrymandering. The winner is now
known only as Mr Chairman.
Mr Chairman is the sole arbiter and judge of the game whose decision is final
and technically is always right (see later for exceptions). His fines may be as
fair or unfair as he sees fit, and he can fine anything he likes, with as harsh
and unfair a fine as he likes.
Formation and Integrity of the Circle
After the above voting procedure, all players will sit down in the 'circle'.
From this point they may no longer:
a.. Talk to other persons outside the circle (including 'real friends',
girl/boyfriends etc). This is part of what is called 'Speaking out of turn',
described below.
b.. Stand up, unless:
a.. The game is in recess (see below)
b.. They have been instructed to do so by Mr Chairman or another committee
member.
c.. Are wishing to answer the call of nature/visit the bar to refill their pint
(see trunk calls below).
d.. Are performing a bunnies 'pass' which requires standing.
c.. Point with the index finger, since this is considered to be extremely rude.
Instead, the elbow may be used to indicate direction.
Mr Chairman may call the game into recess, in which the circle is temporarily
disbanded while more beverages are purchased en masse or some other situation
has to be dealt with, such as a boat race, the rugby club being thrown out of
the bar, or a fresher being sick, etc.
The Use of Fines
Mr Chairman and other members of the committee will punish players who break any
of the rules of the game, behave in any manner which the committee dislikes, are
a fresher, or in fact for no better reason other than they want to. These
punishments are in the form of fines, consisting most often of alcoholic liquid
consumption.
Fines are given in varying degrees of severity depending on how 'heinous' the
'crime' was, at the discretion of the committee. Fines are issued in measures of
'digits' (see 'Mr Weights and Measures' below). Fines are most often issued at
the end of a 'Round' of bunnies, but may be issued at any other time for
technical infringements or matters of discipline. All fines must be 'taken' in
full as soon as physically possible after they have been issued. Failure to
'take' a fine will result in general derision, public humiliation and ejection
form the game.
The Cavalry Charge
At any point, any player with more than half a pint of beverage in his vessel
may stand up and point to the horizon with the shout 'The Cavalry are Coming!'.
At which point all the other players will also stand up, and all players will
then finish off whatever beverage remains in their glass. A recess is often
called after a Cavalry Charge, in order to purchase more refreshments or to get
on the bus and go home. A player issuing a Cavalry Charge with less than half a
pint left is just trying to catch the other players out with a dummy charge. If
any other player finishes their beverage by mistake by falling for this dummy,
more fool them.
A variation on this rule is a call of 'Around the World'. The same basic rules
apply, the difference being that the player calling this move simply stands up
and says 'Around the world to my left/right!'. The other players then stand up
and finish their beverages in turn around the circle in the direction the move
was called.
Trunk Calls
Any player wishing to leave the circle, must request to do so by issuing a
'Trunk Call' to Mr Chairman. Trunk calls cannot be issued while the actual game
is in progress, only between rounds. A trunk call is issued by the player rising
to his feet and simultaneously raising his elbow to his nose and waving his arm
about like an elephant's trunk. The player will at this time shout 'Mister
Chairman!' in a sort of elephant trumpeting manner, followed by either:
a.. If wanting to urinate - 'Permission to point Percy/Patricia' Percy being the
one-eyed trouser snake and Patricia being the female equivalent. 'At the pan'
may be added at the end of the statement. Alternatively, females may use the
following 'My furry funbox is flooded.'
b.. If wanting a beverage - 'Permission to visit the saloon'.
Mr Chairman must acknowledge the trunk call before the player can leave the
circle. In order to re-enter the circle, another trunk call must be issued
before sitting down, using the statement 'Permission to re-enter the circle'.
Once acknowledged by Mr Chairman, the player may be re-seated. Players cannot
re-enter the game during a round of bunnies.
The Committee and Their Roles in Fining Players
To assist Mr Chairman in his fining duties and to keep certain other things in
order, several committee members are appointed at the start of the game by Mr
Chairman. Mr Chairman is a committee member and is governed by the same general
rule as the rest of his committee. This general rule is: Double fines for
committee members, so a fine that might usually be a two digit offence (such as
failing to mirror the bunny) must be taken as four by a committee member. This
rule keeps the standard of the committee high, as any player on the committee
who is a poor bunnies player will quickly amass so many digits of beer in fines
that he will become highly intoxicated and likely to vomit or pass out.
Referred to as 'Mr Chief Sneak', this player carefully watches the game play and
points out infringements of the rules that Mr Chairman might have missed. He
will be formally requested for 'Any other fines' by Mr Chairman at the end of
each 'Round' of bunnies. Several Assistant chief sneaks may also be appointed if
the circle is large. Most importantly, Mr Chief Sneak is responsible for ending
each round of bunnies when play degenerates in to confusion or a player commits
a heinous breach of the rules. Upon either of these happening he issues a call
of 'Hold it right there!' while standing up and making a horizontal sweeping
movement with his right arm. At this point, the round is ended and he may begin
to assist Mr Chairman in issuing fines as appropriate.
Referred to as 'Mr Weights and Measures', this player determines the size of
each fine as administered by Mr Chairman, who will often, but not always,
suggest a size for the fine. Fines are delivered and paid in a number of
'digits'-worth of a beverage in a pint vessel. For instance, one participant (a
fresher, say) makes the stupid mistake of falling for Mr Chairman's Loughbrough
dummy. At the end of the round of bunnies, Mr Chairman points out the fine
before he moves on to more important business. Mr Weights and Measures then
instructs the fresher to consume two digits of beer. This entails the fresher
picking up his vessel (with the appropriate hand(s), see 'chirality' below), and
using the width of two of his digits as a measure from the surface level of the
beverage. He then consumes from the vessel until the surface level of the
beverage is at the bottom of his two digits. As a guide, a whole pint measures
eight digits.
Mr Weights and Measures is also responsible for the Chirality of beverage
consumption. This he determines with the use of a cigarette packet or other
suitable object. At the start of the game, Mr Chairman instructs Mr Weights and
Measures to show the players which hand they must consume with, depending on
which way the box lies on the playing surface. For instance, standing on end is
left-handed, on the side is right-handed, and flat on the large side is both
hands. The portion of the box may be changed and any time by Mr Weights and
Measures only. Players consuming with incorrect chirality are fined accordingly.
Referred to as 'Mr Thumb', this player, initially secretly appointed by Mr
Chairman sometime into the game, can at any time place his right thumb on the
upper playing surface. At this point the round of bunnies finishes, and all
players continue to play at their own risk. The last player to realise the round
had been interrupted by Mr Thumb by following his suit by also placing his right
thumb on the playing surface, is the loser. He is fined four fingers. However,
he may gamble double or quits on the call of a tossed coin. A new round of
bunnies is started and the player who was last to get his right thumb on the
table is now Mr Thumb, and may interrupt the game at any time, by placing his
right thumb on the playing surface.
It is, of course, illegal to inform a player verbally that Mr Thumb has
interrupted the round. However, careful use of the elbow pointing technique and
other non-verbal methods may be employed to inform one's friends of the
interruption, such that an unwitting fresher gets the wrap. Use of the left
thumb is a dummy, and any player following the dummy will be fined accordingly.
Similar in concept to Mr Thumb, 'Mr Nose' interrupts the game by placing his
nose on the playing surface. The same rules apply as for Mr Thumb. Mr Nose may
also place his nose on any available surface, such as another player's back, a
nearby wall or door, a light fitting, the saloon etc. These variations are of
doubtless humour, but should be exercised with extreme caution as they tend to
be disruptive to the game and the continued presence of the players in that
particular saloon, due to attracting unwanted attention from the saloon
staff/bouncers.
Issues Regarding Names
Females are fully permitted - and in fact should be actively encouraged - to
play bunnies. They cannot, however, retain their female status during the game
and must, like all the other players, assume a pseudonym. All names must be
prefixed with 'Mr' and can be anything of the player's choice. Some of the more
militant feminist players may resort to such silly names as 'Mr Ms'. This is
absolutely fine and within their rights, of course. Mr Chairman may, however,
overrule anyone's name due to them being a member of 'the committee' see below,
or just because he doesn't like it. Mr Chairman will replace the name with one
he deems more fitting. A female Chairperson is still called Mr Chairman.
Once the names of all the players have been decided and set by a round of names,
where each player in turn gives his name such that all players can hear it, they
may only be referred to by that name for the rest of the game. Failure to use
the correct name may be fined at the discretion of Mr Chairman.
At any point, Mr Chairman may instruct of the committee members to repeat the
round of names, by saying out load the name of each player in the circle. Every
name that the committee member fails to get right earns him a digit of beer as a
fine. Names must be correctly correlated with the players to whom they belong.
Attempting to get away with calling the freshers all Mr Fresher, and suchlike
ruses are not acceptable.
Language and Communication
Swearing or any other kind of crude language or verbal abuse is not permitted.
Bunnies is a sociable, orderly, friendly and logical game. No room exists in the
game for 'Speaking out of turn' in which a player vocalises to any other player
or person outside the circle, unless he is a committee member or has been
invited to speak by Mr Chairman.
A player may attempt to attract the attention of Mr Chairman only with either a
Trunk Call, or by raising his elbow (not his hand, since that would be
considered very rude and result in a fine for pointing). Failure to adhere to
this law of silence will quickly result in the disintegration of the game into
very noisy, lawless anarchy. This state of affairs is generally considered to be
'Very Poor', and it is Mr Chairman's responsibility to keep noisy and easily
distracted players minds focussed on the game by maintaining a continuum of flow
in the game and repeatedly fining offenders.
Any kind of argument about fairness or dissatisfaction with allocation of fines
is strictly prohibited. No pointing with index finger is allowed, as this is
very rude indeed. Instead a player may bring attention to another player or
himself by using the much less offensive elbow as a pointing tool.
The following list of words shows words that are considered unacceptable in a
bunnies circle and the words that should be substituted for them when the
situation dictates:
Incorrect word Correct word
Bar Saloon
Finger Digit
Table Playing surface
Ceiling Upper playing surface
Beer/Drink (noun) Beverage
Drink (verb) Consume/Imbibe
Particularly heavy fines may be incurred by failure to adhere to these rules.
Concluding Comments
These far-from-exhaustive rules should give the inexperienced or novice player
the tools to be able to fully enjoy their post match festivities in their or
someone else's students union/sports club bar. This has been written in the face
the wrath of many a die-hard bunnies player, who would argue that the rules of
the sacred game should never be written down, but learned only from hard
experience and the fines associated with that. But in these days of mobile
communications, the Internet, and the changing face of the student population,
who seem less and less interested in the playing of such games as bunnies, and
more and more interested in not behaving in a loud obnoxious manner in order to
look 'cool', it's necessary to lay the rules down forever in the hope of a
return of a more civilised age which may one day realise again the full
potential of this most noble of games.
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1 First-year undergraduates
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