Father Abraham
Father Abraham had seven sons.
And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And they never laughed,
And they never cried,
All they did was go like this.
With a left. (Hold left arm out, moving hand to vertical and back
again, and sing while doing
it.) (Stop moving arm and drop to side, then start over.)
Father Abraham had seven sons.
And seven sons had Father Abraham.
And they never laughed,
And they never cried,
All they did was go like this.
With a left, (Raise then start pumping left arm.)
And a right. (Raise Start pumping right arm in same fashion and at
same time as left)
(Chorus) Pumping arms
With a left,
And a right,
And a left (Start moving left leg back an forth to side along with
the arms.)
And a right (Start moving right leg back an forth to side along with
the arms.)
(Chorus) (Now you are doing jumping jacks)
With a left,
And a right,
And a left (Start moving left leg back an forth to side along with
the arms.)
And a right
And a Hooh
(Thrust out your butt, do chorus with
the jumping jacks, shouting "Hooh!" and doing the
butt thrust after "Father Abraham and at the end
of each line except the last.)
(Repeat the previous positions, then:)
And a Hah! (Thrust your pelvis forward and ending
with the chorus like this:)
Father Abraham (Hooh! Hah!) had seven sons (Hooh! Hah!)
And seven sons had Father Abraham (Hooh! Hah!)
And they never laughed (Hooh! Hah!)
And they never cried (Hooh! Hah!)
All they did was go like this (Hooh! Hah!)
Note: the RA or whoever is doing Father Abraham may vary this script
to confuse and
annoy participants and even him- or herself. Also Hooh and Hah can
be substituted with
approprite improvisations.
More songs to be found in hash hymnal at:
http://www.gthhh.com
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