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The 12 Days of Training
(To the tune of the Christmas Carol "The
12 Days of Christmas")
1. On the first day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
A pamphlet on VD.
2. On the 2nd day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
3. On the 3rd day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
4. On the 4th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
5.On the 5th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
5
ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on
VD.
6. On the 6th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy
scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
7. On the 7th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3
french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
8. On the 8th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty
whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
9. On the 9th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
9 nifty nipples, 8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics,
5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on
VD.
10. On the 10th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty nipples, 8 aching anuses, 7
severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty whores, 3 french safes,
2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
11. On the 11th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
11 leaping lezzies, 10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty nipples, 8
aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4 dirty
whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
12. On the 12th day of training my Sergeant gave to me,
12 twitching twats, 11 leaping lezzies, 10 ticklish testes, 9 nifty
nipples, 8 aching anuses, 7 severed scrotums, 6 syphilitics, 5 ferries, 4
dirty whores, 3 french safes, 2 boy scouts, and a pamphlet on VD.
I modified this song for the Fire Service and have a mp3 audio file
version. Other than "12 months of probation" and "Captain" instead of Sergeant,
it is the same. Download for a
listen.
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