Jack Sing (1990)

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Jacksing
by
Sharkey Ward

Published by Upgrog
Publishing
i

First published in 1990
by Upgrog Publishing
37 Portesham Way, Poole
Dorset, BH17 9HG
(C) 1990 Anthony Ward
All rights reserved
Registered as a publication
at the British Library
ISBN 0 9517131 0 8 Jacksing. (Pbk)
ii

List of contents
Page No__________________________________Song No
IX Acknowledgements
XI Introduction
1 3 Badge Bootneck 1
2 The Teddy Bear's Picnic 2
2 Kiss Me Goodnight Sergeant Major 3
3 The Mayor of Bayswater 4
4 A Fireplace 5
5 Ernie 6
7 Gib Rib Song 7
8 Rhode Island Red 8
9 British Soldier 9
12 Happy Wank Song 10
12 As I was walking 11
13 Who's that knocking on my door 12
15 Brother St John 13
16 Wild Rover 14
17 Dinah 15
18 The Doggies' Meeting 16
19 Jossman's Draft Chit 17
20 A Frenchman went to the lavatory 18
21 A Life on the Ocean Wave 19
21 Colonel Bogey 20
22 Salome 21
22 The Red Flag 22
23 These Foolish Things 23
24 My Sombrero 24
25 Good Ship Venus 25
27 Chinese Maiden's Lament 26
III

28 Sambo 27
29 The Sexual Life of the Camel 28
31 Give us a Chance 29
32 Aladdin's Lamp 30
33 Roedean School 31
35 A Bootneck Who Was Far, Far Away 32
36 Her Majesty's Royal Marines 33
37 On the bridge at midnight 34
38 Naval Uniform 35
39 Old Macdonald's Farm 36
42 Cats on the Rooftop 37
45 Alouette 38
49 Where do you go to my Lovely 39
50 Captain of the Heads' Lament 40
50 On Top of Old Smoky 41
51 Bye, Bye, blackbird 42
51 There is a Green Hill 43
52 Christopher Robin and Alice 44
53 Swing Low Sweet Chariot 45
53 Carolina 46
54 The Fart 47
55 12 Days of Christmas 48
56 Puff the Magic Dragon 49
57 Black Sausage 50
61 Christmas Day 51
62 Coconut Grove 52
63 The Music Man 53
65 Lady in Red 54
66 Yogi Bear 55
66 The Cow Kicked Nelly 56
67 The Match 57
67 Darling Grace 58
68 The Sailor 59

68 Arseholes Are Cheap Today 60
69 Paratrooper 61
70 Happy Wanderer 62
71 The Maid of the Mountain Glen 63
72 Drunken Sailor 64
73 Roll Me Over in the Clover 65
74 3 German Officers 66
75 All the Nice Girls Love a Sailor 67
76 Yellow Bird 68
77 Holy Ground 69
78 The Lobster Song 70
79 My Mother-in-Law 71
80 Lord of the Dance 72
81 llkley Moor 73
82 Magic Moments 74
83 The Wild West Show 75
86 Those Old Red Flannel Drawers That
Maggie Wore 76
87 Engineer's Song 77
88 Pissing About on the River 78
89 If I Were the Marrying Kind 79
91 No Balis at All 80
92 Sod 'Em All 81
93 The Tale of poor Dave 82
94 Here's to the Bastard 83
95 Nellie Dean 84
96 The Woodpecker Song 85
97 Yoho 86
98 Working for the Yankee Dollar 87
99 Old King Cole 88
102 Leprosy 89
102 I Joined the Navy 90
103 Three Jews From Jerusalem 91

105 Sing us Another One, Do 92
117 Jack the Necrophiliac §3
118 The QuarterMaster's Stores 94
118 My Blue Heaven §5
119 Life Presents a Dismal Picture 96
120 Popeye the Sailor Man 97
121 The Alphabet 98
123 Durex Song 99
124 Did You Ever See 100
125 The Traveller 101
128 Clementine 102
129 Ram It Mate I'm R.D.P. 103
130 Song for Chippies 104
131 The Street of a Thousand Arseholes 105
133 The Ball of Kerrymuir 106
135 Doh Rae Me 107
136 Will you marry me 108
137 This Old Hat Of Mine 109
138 Can You Walk a Little Way With It In 110
139 The Vicar in the Dockyard Church 111
140 Queen of ail the Fairies 112
141 Eskimo Nell 113
150 Bestiality's Best 114
151 Gang Bang Song 115
153 Heavy Drinkers 116
155 The Frog Song 117
156 The Masturbation Song 118
157 Bloody Great Kidney Wiper 119
159 Ivan Scavinsky Scavar 120
161 And the Band Played Waltzing Matilda 121
163 Green Fields of France 122
165 My Husband 123
166 English Country Garden 124

167 Rig of the Day 125
168 Who Killed Cock Robin 126
169 The Black Velvet Band 127
170 The Featherlite Song 128
171 Nellie Hawkins 129
172 Whisky in the Jar 130
173 Threshing Machine 131
174 In Plymouth's Fair City 132
175 Shit Song i 133
176 Shit Song II 134
177 Ligoniel 135
179 Side by Side 136
179 Sailing 137
180 Land of Hope and Glory 138
181 Maggie May 139
183 I Don't Want to Join the Army 140
184 Pack up Your Troubles 141
185 Down at the Old Bull and Bush 142
186 There is a Tavern in the Town 143
187 Tipperary 144
188 The White Cliffs of Dover 145
189 Hello! Hello! Who's Your Lady Friend 146
191 Show me the Way to go Home 147
191 Danny Boy 148
192 Hearts of Oak 149
193 Don't Dilly-Dally on the Way 150
195 Rule Britannia 151
197 You'll Never Walk Alone 152
197 Jerusalem 153
198 It Came to Pass 154
199 Nabob the Paybob 155
200 Sharp Operator 156
200 Beginner's Guide 157
201 Index

VII

Acknowledgements

John Millington
Andrew Ward
Robert Ward
Oliver Boswell
Jim Hayward
Bob Symonds
Glynis Symonds
Andy Timms
Ken Francis
Sheila Baker
Sheila Ward
Lesley Scott
Laurie Scott
David Davenport
Odge Odgkinson
Graham Dance
Andy Basham
Mike McGurgen
Roger Selman Reading RMA
Fiona Sutherland Boots Allistone
Singha 1986 Hash Song Book
Brussels Mannekin Piss HHH.
CMEM (L) Phil Greenwood HMS Juno
Sarah Jaquest
Dave Sparrow
Gary Scroby
David Atkinson
Cor (Blimey) Schouten Brussels HPH3
Vic Courtice
Bob Swan
Eric (The Brewer's Arms)
Geoff Nordass
Les Jones
Rob Lynch
Shep Woolley
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