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Hera we ire the hair cow harriers
Here ve are the Zalncow Crew
Don't: you leva our orettv "ail "lash
its so nice we love it too
Hi Ziggy Zoom Baa Zoom Bah Zoom iah
Hi Ziggy Zoom 3ah Zoom 2ah Bav
Many hues adorn our rudder
Red and white and green :nd 31ae
We patrol the skies around her:;
Keen them safe tor me find you
Hi Ziggy Zoom Bah loom Bah Zoom Ian
Hi Ziggy Zoom Bah Zoom Bah Bay
Silky scarves adorn our nec^s now
They're so nice and clean and soft
They were made from ladies panties
TAG made us take the lacing off
Hi Ziggy Zoom Bah Zoom Bah Zoom Bah
Hi Ziggy Zoom Bah Zoom Baa Bay
We will try to keep our noise down
Tripping gaily through the skies
We just love it when were airborne
Showing our Rainbows can flu
Hi Ziggy Zoom Bah Zoom Bah Zoom Bah
Hi Ziggy Zoom 3ah Zoom Bah la;/
SONG FOR USELESS
OH, r WAS INTO WIPS AND CHAINS
SHE WAS INTO PAIN
TIED HER TO THE 3ASEMENT WALL
• WHEN SHE'D CALL ME NAMES
HEAT HER 3LACK AND SLOODT
TILL SHE WENT INSANE
OH, I WAS INTO WHIPS AND CHAINS
SHE WAS INTO PAIN.
OH, FINGER-FUCKING SALLY •
WORKED AT KELLY *S BAR
SHE SHOWED ME HER TITTIES IN
RONNIE MURPHY'S CAR
SHE WAS THE PIRST LADY
TO LET ME GO THAT PAR
FINGER-FUCKING SALLY
DOWN AT KELLY'S BAR.
AND, PUSSY-EATIN PAMELA
WENT TO KELLY'S HIGH
CAUGHT HER IN THE 3ATHR00M
I THOUGHT SHE WOULD DIE
EATING SUSAN'S PUSSY
LICKED THAT SUCKER DRY
PUSSY-EATIN PAMELA
WENT TO KELLYfS HIGH.
Oft SUCK-EM-SILLY SHSLEY
CAMS OUT AFTER DARK
SHE WOULD GIVE US HEAD JOBS
IN CENTENNIAL PARK
ALL THE GIRLS WOULD SNUB HER
SAID SHE WAS A NARC
SUCK-EM SILLY SHIRLEY
FROM CENTENNIAL PARK.
YES, GOOD OL' BLOODY MARY
ON THE RAG AGAIN
PUSSY-SATIN PAKSLA-'S
GOT 5L00D ON HER CHIN
SUCK-EM SILLY SHIRLEY
G-OT CAUGHT AFTER DARK
FINGER-FUCKING SALLY
IN' CENTENNIAL PARK
NOW, PUSSY-EATIN! PAMELA
IN THE COUNTY JAIL
SUCK-EM SILLY SHIRLEY*
LEFT TOWN ON A RAIL
THEY SENT BLOODY MARY
TO THE PEN FOR LIFE
ANNNNND............
FINGER-FUCKING SALLY, SHE BECAME MY WIFE.
D.3. ROUTT (CAPON SONG)
.(HARK THE HZR^D ANGELS SING)
HARK, THE HERALD ANGELS SING
D.3. ROUTT HAS LOST HIS THINGf
NO TEMPTATION, NO DESIRE.
SING" SOPRANO IN THE CHOIR,
DOUGIS'S SEX APPEAL HAS FADED
SINCE THEY HAD HIM CAS-TER-ATED
DOUGIE TELLS THE TIME BY WATCH,
SINCE HE WAS* STRSMLINED IN THE CROTCH:
"TURKEY IN THE STRAW"
OHHHH1 THE DIMPLES ON KSR ASS ARE LIKE
2 BIS PLUMBS
AND THE NIPPLES ON HER" TITS WOULD
MAKE A 3LIND MAN COME
SHE'S A MEAN' MOTHER FUCKER
SHE'S A GREA1! COCK SUCKER
SHE'S YOUR GIRL, SHE PTJCKS1
"CHCRUS" AWAY, AWAY* WITH THE FIFES * DRUMS
here ws core full of ruk
LOOKING FOR LADIES WHO PEDDLE THEIR 3UNS
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC SQUADRON
THE FIRST MATE'S NAME WAS ANDY
BY 3-JMr HE HAD A DA NUT
THEY SMASHED HIS COCK UPON A ROCK
FOR PISSING* IN THE 3RANDY.
THERE WAS A GIRL FROM MONTREAL
WHO SPREAD HERE LEGS PRO:.*. WALL TO WALL
AND ALL SHE GOT WAS SWEET PUCX ALL
FROM THE NORTH ATLANTIC SQUADRON
THE CABIN 30Y THE CABIN'30Y
THE DIRTY LITTLE NIPPER
HE LINED HIS ASS WITH 3R0KEN GLASS
AND CIRCUNSIZED THE SKIPPER
IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNICHTS WERE 30LD
AND WOKEN WEREN'T PARTICULAR
THEY LINED EM UP AGAINST THE WALL
AND SCREWED EM PERPENDICULAR
THE CA3IN HOY THE CABIN BOY
T^y"fILLED~HIS~~UM WITH CHEWINC GUH
AND VULCANIZED THE SKIPPER
IN DAYS OF OLD WHEN KNIGHTS WERE 30LD
AND CONDOMS WEREN'T INVENTED
THEY WRAPPED A 3CCK AROUND THEIR COCK
AND 3ASIES WERE PREVENTED
THE SECOND KATES NAME WAS CARTER
BY GOD 'HE WAS A FARTER
WHEN THE WIND DIDN'T BLOW k THE SHIP WOULDN'T GO
THEY GOT CARTER THE FARTER TO STARTER.
THERE WAS A GIRL FROM SIDNEY
••«'-;0 CC'LD TAKE IT UP TC "HE KIDNEY
^ v; *■.' .--'-•......~ZC FUfn I"" I'P TO riz.?. NECK
NOW HE HAD A^BIG'UM DIDN'T HE.
*":*CL EGKI*"C CIOT 3 ^HEY APE THE SHITS
"•..'vv -J^"."" ?'C "'•'"*~ '•'HEY HAVE NO TITS
—:::.'v ^> * ~*' v\ n -■ v =• '# j ^V{ -" - G "*r* * i *»*I ™TS
IN THE NORTH ATLANTIC SQUADRON.
THERE WAS A SAN NAMED HIGGTNS"
3Y GOD HE HAD A BltTUM*
COULD STRING IT TWICE AROUND THE DECX
AND THE REST WAS USED FOR RIGGIIT.
A SWA3BY FROM NANTUCKET
HAD A COCK 30 LONG HE COULD SUCK IT
HE SAID WITH A GRIN AS HE WIPED OFF HIS CHIN*
IF MY EAR WAS A CUNT I COULD FUCK IT.
THERE WAS A 'WHORE FROM KALAMAZOO
WHO FILLED 'HER TV/AT WITH CRAZY GLUE
SHE SAID WITH A GRIN THEY PAY TO GET IN'
NOW THEY'LL PAY TO GET OUT AGAIN TOO.
THERE WAS A ?JKk7E NAMED 3ARNEY 3ATES
WHO FELL ON "THE ICE IN HIS HOCKEY SKATES
RIGHT ON TO HIS CUTLASS, IT CUT HIM NEAR NUTLESS*
AND MADE HIM NEAR USELESS ON PASSIONATE DATES.
THE THIRD MATES NA,YS WAS MORGAN
3Y GOD 'HE WAS A GORGON
TE^ TIKE A DAY HE USED TO PLAY
UPON HIS SEXUAL ORGAN
7HE CAPTAINS' WIFE WAS" MABEL
WHENEVER SHE WAS A3LE
SHE'D FORNICATE WITH THE SECOND MATE
UPON THE GALLERY TABLE.
THE CAPTAIN HAD A DAUGHTER
'^HQ PELL INTO THE WATER
DELIGHTED S3UEELS REVEALED THAT EELS
HAD FOUND r3^ SEXUAL QUARTER
IN SEARCH OF NSW SENSAT". CNS
IN THE FOR.'.: CF RECREATION
THE SHIP /-AS GUNK IN A '.VAVE CF GUNK
PROM MUTUAL VASTURDATION,
LOTS
TWAS DOWN IN CUNT VALLEY WHERE RED RIVERS FLOW
WHERE WHORE WNGERS FLQRISH AND COCX SUCKERS GROW
TWAS THERE I MET LUFS THE GIRL I ADORE
SHE'S KY HOT FUCKING, COCKSUCXING MEXICAN WHORE.
SHE GO? HER FIRST PIECE AT THE YOUNG AGS OF EIGHT
WHILE SWINGING ONE DAY ON THE OLD GARDEN GATE
THE CROSS 3AR WENT OUT AND THE UPRIGHT WENT IN
EVER SINCE SHE HAS LIVED IN A WELTER OF SIN.
SHE'LL FUCX YOU SHE'LL SUCX YOU SHE'LL GROW
ON YOUR NUTS
SHE'LL WRAP HER LEGS AROUND YOU AND SQUEEZE
CUT YOUR GUTS
SHE'LL FUCX YOU AND SUCX YOU TILL YOU THINK
YOU'LL DIE
OH I'D RATHER SAT LUPE THAN MOM'S APPLE PIE.
OH LUTE DEAR LUPE LIES -DEAD IN HER ?C*E
THE wor;.:s CRAWL OUT OF HER DECOMPOSED WOMH
BUT THE S.VILE ON HER FACE IS A MUTE CRY FOR MORE
SHE'S MY HOT FUCKING, COCX SUCXING MEXICAN *HORE«
ADELINE SCHMIDT
THERE ONCE WAS A MAIDEN NAMED ADELINE SCHMIDT
SHE WENT TO THE DOCTOR CAUSE SHE COULDN'T SHIT
HE GAVE. HER SOKE MEDICINE ALL WRAPPED UP IN GLASS
UP WENT THE WINDOW AND OUT WENT HER ASS.
CHORUS i IT WAS 3R0WN, 3R0WN-, SHIT FALLING DOWN
BROWN, 3R0WN,SHIT ALL AROUND
IT WAS BROWN, BROWN SHIT FALLING DOWN
THE WHOLE WORLD WAS COVERED WITH
SHIT, SHIT, SHIT, SHIT.
A HANDSOXS YOUNG COPPER WAS WALXING HIS 3EAT
HE HAPPENED TO 3E ON THAT SIDE OF THE STREET
HE LOOKED UP SO BASHFUL, HE LOOKED UP SO SHY
AND A GREAT GLOB OF SHIT HIT HIM RIGHT IN THE EYE,
THE HANDSOME YOUNG COPPER, HE CURSED AND HE SWORE
HE CALLED THE YOUNG MAIDEN A DIRTY OLD WORE
•NEA^H LONDON BRIDGE 'HE IS NOW FORCED TO SIT
WITH A SIGN ROUND HIS NECX SAYING "BLINDED 3Y SKIT*
NELLY DARLING
zh, yc"r ass is like a stovepipe, nelly darling,
and the nipples on-your tits are turning creex.
there's a yard of lint protruding frcx your navel,
ic'j'rs t'he ugliest fucking bitch i've ever seen.
THEP.Z'Z AN CDCR OF BLUE 0 INTENT 'ROUND YOUR,FUSTY.
aH~N YOU PISS, YOU PISS A STREAM AS GREEN AS-GRASS,
THERE'S ENOUGH WAX IN YOUR EARS TO MAKE A CANDLE,
SO WHY NOT MAKE ONE, DEAR, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS.
I LOVE KTY GIRL
I LOVE MY GIRL, YES I DO, DEED I DO
Z LOVE HER TRULLY
I LOVE THE HOLE THAT SHE PISSES THROUGH
I LOVE HER TITS, TIDDLY TITS, TIDDLY TITS
AND HER LITTLE 3R0WN ASS HOLS
I'D EAT 'HER SHIT, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, SLURP, SLURP
WITH A RUSTY SPOOIf
I FUCXED A DEAD WHORE
(MY 30NNIE LIES OVER THE OCEAJf)
I FUCKED A DEAD WHORE BY THE ROADSIDE.
I KNEW RIGHT AWAY SHE WAS DEAD.
THE SKIN WAS ALL GONE FROM HER TUMMY,
THE HAIR WAS ALL GONE FROM HER HEAD.
AND AS I LAY DOWN THERE SSSIDE HER,
I KNEW RIGHT AWAY I HAD SINNED.
SO I PHZSSZD MY LIPS TO HER SWEET PUSSY,
AND SUCKED OUT THE WAD I'D SHOT IN.
SUCXED OUT, SUCXED OUT,
I SUCXED OUT THE WAD I'D SHOT IN, SHOT I2T
SUCXED OUT, SUCXED OUT,
I SUCKED OUT THE WAD I'D SHOT IN,
ROLL ME OVER
NOW THIS IS NUMBER ONE AND THE SONG HAS JUST 3EGJU*
CHORUSi. ROLL ME OVER, LAY .ME DOWN, AND DO IT AGAIIT,
ROLL ME OVER IN THE CLOVER
ROLL ME OVER, LAY ME DOWN, AND DO IT ACAIiT
NOW THIS IS NUMBER TWO, AND HE'S GOT ME IK A STEW.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER THREE, AND HIS HAND IS ON MY XNE2.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER FOUR, AND HE'S GOT ME ON THE FLOOR*
NOW THIS IS NUMBER FIVE, AND HIS HAND IS Off MT THIGH.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER SIX, AND HE'S GOT ME I IT A PIX.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER SEVEN, AND I THINK I WENT TO HEAVEN.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER EIGHT, AND THE DOCTOR'S AT THE GATE.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER NINE, AND THE TWINS ARE DOING FINE.
NOW THIS IS NUMBER TEN, AND HE'S STARTED ONCE AGAIN.
MY WILD IRISH ROSS
.VTY WILD IRISH ROSE
THE SWEETEST FLOWER THAT GROWS
YCU MAY SEARCH EVERY" WHERE
BUT NONE CAN COMPARE
WITH KY WILD IRISH ROSE
r»!Y WILD IRISH ROSE
THE SWEETEST FLOWER THAT GROWS
AND SCT.TEDAY FOR MY SAKS
SHE r*AY LET ME TAKE
THE BLOOM FROM MY WILD IRISH ROSE
SALLY IN THE ALLEY
SALLY IN THE ALLEY SITTING CINDERS
RAISED UP HrlR LEG AND FA.-.7HD LIKE A MAN
THE WIND FROM ^ER 3L00KZRS, BROKE FOURTEEN WINDOWS
AND THE CHEEKS OF HER ASS WENT*
3AKI BAM I 3AMJ
PUBIC HAIRS
(3A3Y FACE)
?':3Z~ HAIRS, YCU'YZ GOT THE CU7EE7 LITTLE PUBIC HAIRS
?rs:: z'z :.:t another that can cc;-'rA~E, pubic hairs,
PENIS OR VAGINA,. NOTHING COULD 5E Tl^R.
?'j3:c ha:?s, I'm u? in heaven when I'm in your underwear,
i die::": xzzd a sy.~'SE to take a :.:cut;:ful of your ??j£7TY*
PUBIC HAIRS.
-3YE BYE SLACKBIaD
■:^re was a .-nan, he was no good
.. re :ook a 9irlle ln the wood, He tii^s ^nh~,.
:nen ie cook off all her clothe^ '* :
ti .^nd ner shoes ana he- hose, He -lies ^ian —
ne :o0< ner where nobody else could find" he-"'*
ql '0CX a :trin9 and tied her hands ber-nh [,L
3iac:<ea ner eyes and everything ' ~ ^ "
^^Kaz away a^nd began to sing, rinhters3 ri* fiv-
GHOST FUCXERS IN THE SKY
(GHOST RIDERS IN THE SKY)
>.N OLD COWPOKE WENT RIDING OUT ONE DARK AND WINDY DAT,
'-•'—3 =£NEATH A SHADY THEE AND PAUSED "0 BEAT HIS YEA?,
"■ —N *LL \T ONCE A SLANT-EYED BITCH 03VE HIDE:; DOWN THE TRAIL.
:£ STOPPED KZZ AND ASKED HER, "HOW '3CUT A PIECE OP TAIL?*
CHORUSi YIFEE-YI-YEAAAAA, YIPEE-YI-YQOOOO
GHOST FUCKERS IN THE SKZ,
*ER TITS WERE ALL A-FLCPPIN;
'-R CUNT ATE OUT WITH CLAP
<£ SCCKED IT TO HER ANYWAY AND GAVE HER ASS A SLAP,
:HE SHIT, SHE MOANED, SHE THREW HIM PROM H?3 CRACX.
'jZ~ ROLLED ACROSS THE DESERT AND BROKE HIS FUCKING 3ACX,
MAC DAVIS SONG
OH T0R° T,"*S VARD MOT TO STU.VBLE
WH^YOU* DRINK FORTY DOUBLES A DAY
r rAN-T WAIT -0 CO DOWN IN TYNDALL
TO^SHOW ALL THE WOMEN HOW TO PLAY
to HLOW ME IS TO LOVE MS
t YUST HAVE ONE HEl-l> 0* A uuaiu
"*" * ' ^ _1T" Y«».r- -Jinn >^« ^O QfliMwl?
nU T 03H IT J HAH J ,'«Ji *vJ i* J »'.-**—
3UT S DOING THE 3EST THAT WE CAN
NIACARA HAD SOME ttlSSLSS
^lDc-.qrn"-0 GO FOR HEAT
INS^\D -HEY w-NT FOR ^ SHARKS
^'THEY'RE WASHING UP ON THE BEACH
nH .^utop HH WHERE ARE THE TEXANS
no V0U KNOW IF ThiY'Li- =./ER ^*.f-*~
^Ksv.'/r vxrr -o piv Two MISSIONS
AT THIS HERS COD DAMKSD KEET,
BLESS 'EM ALL
.LETS *EM ALL, BLESS 'EN ALL,
•;~ L^G AND THE SHORT AND THE TALL,
LLCS ALL "HZ INSTRUCTORS,
• :-:C TAU3HT VZ TO FLY
;.::;? ?::-: u? solo and left me to die.
'." "? HVER YC'.LR BLOW Jz,"? SHOULD STALL
,.u*"u ::, :z-. c\'E -ell cf a F\LL.
;C LILLYS OR VICLHT3 ?ZZ DEAD FIGHTER PILOTS,
:c :helr up :or lads, bless *em all>
lets ':•:* all, bless 'em all,
rHE FAT -HEADED OK~ES
:•:.:*cs all the a:?.:.l\n with t1iZIR dopey sons,
- A ~—, >'-_ * t. SA!' iNC S3-L' NG TO T.nE!£ ALL,
""•"':' I ~\*G AND ?};E 3}^0RT AND "HE TALL
::;:_:-..-: *ll he ::o ?dcvut:on3 this side z? the ocean
CO Wr.ILE <fZ ARE HERE, 3LES3 'EM ALL.
^>«- l.j c____c_^ -~-\-l[-
3-ess 'em a'l, oiess ' ern an,
"he long and tne snort and The :ai i ,
c'ess old man Repuolic Jor building :nis jet
But I knew a guy who is cursing him yet;
"or he tried to go over the wall"
With h»s tiptanks, his tailpipes and all,
The needles did cross ^m the wings did come off --
Zheer up, my lads, bless 'em all.
Well, bless 'em all, bless 'em ail,
The needle, the airspeed, the ball,
31 ess all those instructors who caught me to * • v,
Sent me to solo and le-'t me to d^e;
It eve"* your blow je: should stall,
well, you're due Jor one hell of a fall
'io lilies or violets fof dead f^qhier pilots --
Cheer >„;D, mv lads, ble^s '-~ ^1
AIH FORCE SONG
OFF WS GO INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER,
CLIKBING HIGH, INTO THE SUN.
HERE THEY COKE ZOOMING TO MEET OUR THUNDER,
AT fEX BOYS, GIVE HSR THE GUN.
DOWN 'WE DIVE, SPOUTING OUR FLAME FROM UNDER,
OFF WITH ONE HELL OF A ROAR.
WS LIVE IN FAME, OR GO DOWN IN FLAME,
NOTHING CAN STOP THE U.S. AIR FORCE.
YINDS OP V2N FASHIONED A CRATE OP THUNDER,
SENT IT HIGH INTO THE BLUE.
HANDS OF r.2N BLASTED THE WORLD ASUNDER,
HOW THEY LIVED, GOD ONLY KNEW.
?f»ULS OF ESN DREAMING OF SKIES TO CONQUER,
GAVE US WINGS OVER TO SOAR.
WITH SCOUTS BEFORE AND BOMBERS GALORE
NOTHING CAN STOP THE U.S. AIR PORCE.
OFF WS GO INTO THE BLUE SKY YONDER,
KEEP YOUR WINGS LEVEL AND TRUE.
I? YOU'D LIVE TO BE A GRAY-HAIRED WONDER,
KEEP YOUH NOSE OUT 0? THE BLUE.
FLYING >™ GUARDING OUR NATION'S BORDERS,
WE'LL BE THERE FOLLOWED BY MORE.
IN ECHELON WE CAP.RY ON,
NOTHING CAN STOP THE U.S. AIR 70RCZ.
THE TWELVE DAYS OP CHRISTMAS
ON 7KE FIRST DAY OP CHRISTMAS,
MY TRUE LOVE GAVE TO MS,
A HAND JOB IN A PEAR TREE
2ND DAY - TWO 3RASS BALLS'
3RD DAY - THREE FRENCH" TICKLERS
UTH DAY - FOUR COCKSUCXERS
5TH DAY - FIVE MOTHER - PUCKERS
6TH DAY . SIX SACXS 0? SHITS
?TH DAY - SEVEN SCROTUMS SWINGING
8TH DAY - EIGHT ASSHOLES ACHING
9?H DAY - NINE NYMPHO'S NIBaLirtG
10TH. DAY- TEN TITS A-TINGLING
11TH DAY- ELEVEN LESBIANS LICKING
12TH DAY- TWELVE TWATS A-TW1TCHING
SIXTEEN TIMES
(SIXTEEN TONS)
SOME PEOPLE SAY A MAN IS MADE OUT OF FEAR
BUT A FIGHTER PILOT'S MADE OUT OF WHISKEY AND BEER,
WHISKEY AND BEER, RUM AND GIN,
IF YOU FLY THE DOT, YOU'RE SURE TO SPIN IN
CHORUSt YOU FLY SIXTEEN TIMES AND WHAT DO YOU GET?
ANOTHER DAY OLDER AND YOUR WEAPON IS BENT.
ST. PETER, DON'T YOU CALL ME, I'M WEAK AND LAME,
I LOST MY ASS IN A POKER GAME.
I WOKE ONE MORNING WHEN THE SUN DIDN'T SHINE.
GOT MY CHUTE AND WENT DOWN' TO THE LINE,
DOWN TO THE LINE TO FLY THE F-4C,
BUT IT WAS RAINING SO HARD THAT I COULDN'T SEE.
THEY BLEW THE '/THISTLE WHEN I WAS STILL IN THE RACK,
I THOUGHT", "MY GOD, WE ARE UNDER ATTACK",
RAN TO MY BIRD 3UT IT WAS ALL IN" VAIN,
WAS JUST ANOTHER SILLY FUCKING* COMMAND POST GAME.
TOOK OFF ONE MORNING WITH BLOOD IN MY EYE,
T'D HAD MY FILL OF KIMCHI AND RYE,
PICKLEn ON'A BOMB ?ASS AND THE GUN FELL FREE.
THEY'RE GOING' TO HANG MY ASS FROM THE NEAREST TREE.
WHEN7 YOU SEE ME COMING BETTER BREAK TO THE RIGHT,
CAUSE THE JU.VATS AND THE PANTHERS HAD A PARTY LAST NIGHT.
MY EYEHALLS ARE RED AND I'M AS MEAN AS A BEAR,
BELIEVE ME, HUSTER, BETTER CLEAR THE AIR.
KOTEX SONG
(CASSONS GO ROLLING ALONG)
YOU CAN TELL BY THE SMELL THAT SHE ISN'T FEELING WELL,
WHEN'THE END OF THE MONTH. .ROLLS'AROUND.
HOW SHE TURNS, HOW SHE SQUIRMS, HOW SHE GETS A CASE OF WORMS,
WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH ROLLS AROUND.
FOR IT'S HI - HI - HEE IN THE KOTEX INDUSTRY.
CALL OUT YOUR SIZES LOUD AND STRONG:
SUPER - JUNIOR - BAND-AID.
FOR WHERE ERE YOU GO, THE BLOOD WILL ALWAYS FLOW,
WHEN THE END OF THE MONTH ROLLS AROUND.
NO FALLS AT ALL
(SWEET BETSY FROM PIKE)
THERE" ONCE WAS A GIRL NAMED SARAH MCFOX'
WITH HAIR ON HER CHEST AND CHEESE IN HER 20X
SHE MARRIED A MAN NAMED PATRICK MCCALL.
WITH A VERY SHORT PETER AND NO BALLS AT ALL.
CHORUSi NO FALLS AT ALL,
NO BALLS AT ALL,
A VERY SHORT PETER AND NO BALLS AT ALL.
THE VERY FIRST NIGHT THAT THEY WERE WED,
THEY TOOK OF THEIR CLOTHES AND WENT STRAIGHT TO BEET.
SHE REACHED FOR HIS PECKER, IT WAS VERY SMALL.
SHE REACHED FOR HIS BALLS, HE HAD NO BALLS AT ALL.
NOW MOTHER, DEAR MOTHER, OH, WHAT SHALL I DO?
I'VE MARRIED A MAN" WHO NEVER CAN SCREW.
I REACHED FOR HIS PECKER, IT WAS VERY SMALL.
I REACHED FOR HIS FALLS, HE HAD NO BALLS AT ALL.
OH DAUGHTER, DEAR DAUGHTER, DON'T YOU BE SAD.
IT WAS' THE SAME TROUBLE I HAD WITH YOUR DAD.
THERE'S MANY A FIGHTER PILOT WHO WILL COME TO THE CALL,
OF THE WIFE OF A MAN' TOO HAS NO BALLS AT ALL.
THE DAUGHTER WENT HOME, TOOK HSR MOTHER'S ADVICE,
AND FOUND THE RESULTS EXCEEDINGLY NICE.
A BOUNCING YOUNG 3ABY WAS 30RN IN THE FALL,
TO THE WIFE OF A MAN TOO HAD NO BALLS AT ALL.
MARY ANN1 BURNS
MARY ANN BURNS WAS QUEEN' OF ALL THE ACROBATS
SHE CAN DO TRICKS THAT WOULD GIVE A MAN THE SHITS
SHE CAN ROLL GREEN PEAS OFF HER FUNDAMENTAL ARIFICE
DO A DOUBLE FLIP AND CATCH THEM ON HER TITS
SHE'S A GREAT BIG SON-OF-A-BITCH OH-TWICE AS BIG AS ME
HAIRS 'ROUND HER ASS LIKE BRANCLES ON A TREE
SHE CAN SWIM, FISH, FIGHT, FUCK, FLY A PLANE, DRIVE A TRUCK,
MARY ANN 3URNS IS THE GIRL FOR ME.
FIGHTER PILOTS
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTS1? PILOTS DOWN" IN HELL
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS DOWN IN HELL
OH THE PLACE IS FULL OF QUEERS, NAVIGATORS, BOMBARDIERS
3UT THERE ARE.NO FIGHTER PILOTS DOWN IN HELL
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN THE STATES
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN THE STATES
THEY ARE OFF ON FOREIGN SHORES", MAKING MOTHERS OUT OF WHORES
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN THE STATES.
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN' JAPAN
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN JAPAN
THEY ARE ALL ACROSS THE FAY, GETTING" SHOT AT EVERY DAY
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS IN JAPAN
OH THERE "ARE NO 30MBER PILOTS IN THE FRAY
OH THERE ARE NO BOMBER PILOTS IN THE FRAY
THEY ARE ALL IN" USO'S WEARING RI330NS, FANCY CLOTHES
OH THERE ARE NO BOMBER PILOTS IN THE FRAY.
OH THE BOMBER PILOT'S LIFE IS JUST A FARCE
OH THE BOMBER PILOT'S LIFE IS JUST A FARCE
THE AUTOMATIC PILOT'S ON, READING NOVELS' IN THE JOHN"
OH THE BOMBER PILOT'S LIFE IS JUST A FARCE.
OH THE BOMBER PILOT NEVER TAKES A DARE
OH THE BOMBER PILOT NEVER TAKES A DARE
HIS GYROS ARE UNCAGED, AND HIS WOMEN OVSRAGSD
OH THE BOMBER PILOT NEVER TAKES A DARE,
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS UP IN WING
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS UP IN WING
THE PLACE IS FULL OF 3RASS, SITTING HOUND ON THEIR FAT ASS
OH THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS UP IN WING.
OH IOTS NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY BUT IT'S NICE
IF YOU EVER DO IT ONCE YOU'LL DO IT TWICE '
IT'LL WRECK YOUR REPUTATION, HUT INCREASES THE POPULATION
OH IT'S NAUGHTY NAUGHTY NAUGHTY HUT IT'S NICE
Off LOOK ATI" THE 9l4th IN THE CLUB
OH LOOK AT" THE 9l4th IN THE CLUF
THEY DON'T PARTY, THEY DON"'T SING; 107th DOES EVERYTHING"
OH LOOK AT THE 91fcth IN THE CLUB.
WHEN1 A BOMBER JOCKEY WALKS' INTO OUR 'CLUB
WHEN A BOMBER JOCKEY WALKS INTO OUR CLUB-
HE DON'T DRINK HIS SHARE OF SUDS, ALL HE DOES IS FLUB" HIS DUB"
OH THERE IS NO FIGHTER PILOTS^ DOWN IN HELL.
A'MIACEFUL UNSUSPECTING ICHEPONE'
RELEASE ALTITUDE & THE PIPPERS NOT RIGHT
I PRESS JUST A LITTLE TO LAY EM IN TIGHT
I PICKLE THOSE 3EAUTIES AT 2 POINT 5 GRAND
STARTING M^ PULL AND IT ALL HITS THE FAN.
A BLACK PUFF IN FRONT, THEN TWO ON THE RIGHT
SIX ON EIGHT MORE SO I SUCK IT IN TIGHT
THERE'S SMALL ARMS & TRAGCH-J4 a HEAVY ACH ACK
IT'S SCATTERED TO BROKEN WITH ALL KINDS OF FLACK
i JINK TO THE LEFT THEN HEAD OUT FOR THE BLUE
NY WINGMAN SAYS, !,^tr^D , THERE SHOTTING AT YOU."
"NO 3ULL," I CRY AS I POINT IT TOWARD HOME
STILL COMES THE FIRE FROM DEADLY TCHEPONE
OH DON'T GO TO TCHEFONE)
L MAKE IT BACK HOME WITH 6 HOLES IN MY 3IRD
■;iTli THE COLONEL WHO SENT ME I'D SURE LIKE A WORD
SUT HE'S NOWHERE AROUND THOUGH I'VE LOOKED NEAR AND FAR
;iSrS GONE BACK TO 7TH TO HELP RUN THE WAR
I'VE BEEN ROUND THIS COUNTRY MANY A DAYS
AND I'VE SEEN ALL THE THINGS THAT THEY'RE TROWING MY WAY
I KNOW THERE ARE PLACES I DON'T LIKE TO GO
DOWN IN THE DELTA & IN TALLY HO
\ND I'LL BET ALL MY FLIGHT PAY A JOCK AIN'T 3ESN 3<ORN
■;i:0 CAN KEEP ALL HIS COOL WHEN HE'S OVER TCHEPONE
lOH DON'T GO TO TCHEPONE)