CHECKLIST AA
(Table of Contents)
KEYS
(s) = similar to
(i) = identical to
(I) = World War I
(II) = World War II
KEYS
(K) = Korean War
(V) = Vietnam War
(U) = Unknown
(N) = No war association
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01. A BABBLING
BROOK........................................... K AA1
(i) Bubbling Brook
02. ABDUL ABULBUL EMIR (Also see Vol.
I)....................... II AA1
(i) Abdul
(i) Abdul A Bul Bul Ameer
(i) Ivan Skavinski Skavar
03. ADELINE
SCHMIDT............................................ V AA2
(i) Blinded By Shit
(s) Brown, Brown
(i) Madeline Schmidt
04. A DOGGIE PILOT'S LAMENT (See
TT17)......................... POST V TT10
05 AERIAL
ADVENTURE............................................ I AA3
06. AEROPLANE COMMANDER,
THE................................... PRE-II AA3
07. AGGRESSORS TDY SONG,
THE................................... V AA4
08. AH, SWEET MYSTERY OF
LIFE.................................. K AA4
(i) Nellie
(i) Nell(y)ie Darling
09. AIR FORCE,
THE............................................. POST V AA4
10. AIR FORCE LAMENT (S. E. A. Version. Also see Vol. I, A19).. V AA5
(s) Air Corps Lament
(s) The Air Force Has Gone To Hell
(s) Glory Flying Regulation
11. AIR FORCE SONG (Variant of official song. See Vol. 1, U8).. V AA5
12. AIRLIFT SONG,
THE.......................................... POST II AA6
00. AIRMAN'S LAMENT or THE BIG WHEEL
(See BB24)................ K BB16
00. AI, YI, YI, YI (See
SS17).................................. V SS7
13. ALCOHOLIC
BABY............................................. POST K AA6
14. ALICE BLUE
GOWN............................................ K AA6
00. ALPHABET SONG (See
AA17)................................... K AA7
00. AN ENGINEER'S SONG (See
BB24).............................. V BB16
00. ANGELES POM-POM SONG (See
MM03)............................ K MM2
15. A NIGHT IN KUNSAN
KOREA.................................... K AA7
(i) A Night In Town
(i) A Soldier Dreams of An AWAS
16. ANOTHER GREETING FROM WESTERN
UNION (Also see SS16)........ V SS7
17. ANTHONY ROLY...............................................
II AA7
(i) Alphabet Song
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18. A POOR AVIATOR LAY DYING (S. E. A. ) Also see Vol. I, A30.. V AA8
19. A PROHIBITION
SONG......................................... POST V AA9
20. ARCHIE..................................................... I AA9
00. ARMED RECCE (Also see Vol. I,
A33)......................... V AA10
00. A SHAU CANYON BRAWL, THE (See
BB02)........................ V BB1
21. ASHAU
VALLEY............................................... V AA11
00. A SOLDIER DREAMS OF AN AWAS (See
AA15)..................... K AA7
22. ASS HOLES ARE CHEAP
TODAY.................................. II AA11
23. A TISKET-A TASKET (Air Force
version)...................... POST V AA12
00. A TWO-TON TITTY (See
TT13)................................. POST V TT7
00. A VERY FINE SONG (See
SS17)................................ K SS7
24. AXTATER'S
FLIGHT........................................... PRE-II AA12
25. AYATOLLAH
SONG............................................. POST V AA12
CHECKLIST BB
00. BAD MOUTH (See Vol. 1,
C20)................................ V C6
01. BALLAD OF AFMTC............................................ N BB1
02. BALLAD OF BERNIE
FISCHER................................... V BB1
(i) A Shau Canyon Brawl
(i) Hobo 51
03. BALLAD OF THE
C-130........................................ V BB2
04. BALLAD OF FUNAFUTI,
THE.................................... II BB3
05. BALLAD OF MACHETE TWO, THE (See
HH6)....................... V HH5
06 BALLAD OF MEAN
GENE......................................... POST V BB3
07. BALLAD OF THE GREEN
BRASSIERE.............................. V BB4
00. BALLAD OF THE MIG-21 PILOT (See Vol.
I, W37)............... V W14
08. BALLAD OF THE P. I. O. .................................... V BB4
09. BALLAD OF THE VARK......................................... V BB5
10. BALL AT KERRIMURE,
THE..................................... V BB6
(i) The Ball of Ballynoor
(i) The Ball of Kerrymoor
(i) Balls to Your Partner
(i) The Great Bloody Ball
(i) Scotch Wedding
11. BALL OF
YARN............................................... K BB8
(s) That Little Ball Of Yarn
12. BALLS OF O'LEARY,
THE...................................... II BB9
00. BALLS TO YOUR PARTNER (See
BB10)........................... POST V BB6
13. BANG, BANG LULU (similar to BB14,
below)................... K BB9
14. BANG IT INTO LULU (similar to
BB13, above)................. K BB9
15. BARNACLE
BILL.............................................. POST V BB10
(s) Barnacle Bill The Pilot-I (See Vol.
I, B13)
16 BARNACLE BILL THE PILOT -
II................................ POST V BB10
17. BASTARD KING OF ENGLAND,
THE............................... II BB12
18. BATTLE OF DOUMER
BRIDGE.................................... V BB12
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19. BATTLE
HYMN................................................ K BB13
(i) Battle Hymn of the Thud (or Phantom,
Jug, etc. )
(i) Fighter Pilot's Hymn (not same as in Vol. I)
(i) The Thud (or Phantom, Jug, Sabre, etc.; )
00. BATTLE HYMN OF THE THUD (or Phantom, Jug, etc. See BB19)... K BB13
20. BEELINER
SONG.............................................. POST K BB13
21. BESIDE AN OAHU WATERFALL (AIso see
Volume I)............... PRE-II BB14
(All versions below in Volume I except
as noted)
(s) Beneath A Bridge In Sicily
(s) Beside A Belgian Staminet
(s) Beside A Belgian Watertank
(s) Beside A Brewery At St. Mihiel
(s) Beside A (New) Guinea Waterfall
(s) Beside A Korean Waterfall
(s) Beside A Minnesota Waterfall
(s) Beside A Tucson Waterfall
(s) Laotian Karst (Volume II)
(s) Laotian Waterfall
(s) The Passing Pilot - I
(s) The Passing Pilot - II
(s) Ting-A-Ling
(s) To Cadets Who Failed At Kelly
(s) Under A Korean Sun
(s) U. S. Air Force Heaven
(s) The Warthog Driver (Volume II)
(s) The Young Pursuiter
22. BIG
BALLS.................................................. V BB15
00. BIG GREY RAT, THE (See Vol. I,
G12)........................ POST K BB16
00. BIG WHEEL, THE (See
BB24).................................. II BB16
00. BIRD, THE (See Vol. I,
L12)................................ V L16
23. BLESSED ARE
WOMEN.......................................... K TT16
00. BLESS 'EM ALL (See Vol. I, B33 &
Vol. II, TT24)............ II BB16
00. BLINDED BY SHIT (See
AA03)................................. II AA2
24. BLOODY GREAT WHEEL,
THE.................................... K BB16
(i) Airman's Lament
(i) Engineer's Song
(i) The Big Wheel
(i) The Great Fucking Wheel
(i) Sweet Violets
(i) The Wheel
25. BLUE
HEAVEN................................................ K BB16
(i) Little Red Light
(i) My Red Haven
26. BLUES IN A
FIGHT........................................... II BB17
27. BLUE STAR, THE (Also see Vol. I,
M23)...................... V BB17
28. BMTS BLUES (not necessarily
correct title)................. POST V BB17
29. BOMBER PILOT'S
LAMENT...................................... II BB18
00. BOOM TODAY (Also see Vol. I,
B47).......................... K BB18
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30. BORN LOSER, THE
(M)........................................ POST V BB18
31. BOSOM BUDDIES - II (Also see Vol.
I, A14).................. POST V BB18
(i) Bosom Buddies - I
(i) Boozin' Buddies
(i) Stand To Your Glasses
00. BRIDGE, THE (Also see Vol. 1,
W37).......................... V W14
00. BRING BACK MY C-54 (See Vol. J,
B53)....................... POST K BB19
32. BRITISH
GRENADIERS......................................... K BB19
33. BROWN
ANCHOR............................................... K BB19
34. BROWN, BROWN (See
AA03).................................... K AA2
00. BUBBLING BROOK (See
AA01).................................. K AA1
35. BUGGARED................................................... K BB20
36. BUMMING AROUND
TOWN........................................ K BB21
37. BYE, BYE
CHERRY............................................ U BB21
38. BYE, BYE USAF.............................................. U BB22
39. BY THE
LIGHT............................................... POST V BB22
(i) Flickering Match
00. B-18 SONG..................................................
PRE-II BB22
CHECKLIST CC
00. CAFOOZALEM (See
KK01)...................................... K KK1
01. CALL OUT THE ARMY AND THE NAVY
............................ II CC1
(s) Fleet Air Wing - Alma Mater (See
Vol. I, F23)
(i) Gor Blimey
(s) I Don't Want To Be A Soldier
(i) I Don't Want To Be A 'Ero
(i) I Don't Want To Join The Army (Air
Force)
(i) Piccadilly
(s) Sidney Special
02. CANDLER'S BOY,
THE......................................... K ' CC2
03. CANDLE SONG,
THE........................................... K CC2
04. CAROLINA, THE COWPUNCHER'S
WHORE........................... POST V CC2
(s) Chariot The Harlot
05. CASE OF THE ILL-STARRED
LOVERS............................. K CC3
06. CATS ON THE
ROOFTOP........................................ K CC3
(i) You Revel In The Joys of Copulation
00. CHARLOT THE HARLOT (See
CC04).............................. K CC2
07. CLASS OF
FORTY-A........................................... POST V CC4
08. CLEAN SONG,
THE............................................ K CC5
09. CLEAR THE
PATTERN.......................................... POST V CC6
10. COLONEL TARA'S BAND (Also see Vol.
I, E20)................. POST K CC6
(s) Early Abort
11. COLUMBO.................................................... II CC6
(i) Columbus
12. COMIN' BACK TO YOU
(M)..................................... POST V CC7
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13. COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN (not
what you think it is)...... V CC8
14. COMMERCIAL
ADVERTISING..................................... K CC8
15. COOL....................................................... K CC9
00. COPILOT'S LAMENT, THE (Also see
Vol. I, C27)............... II CC9
16. CRAWLING &
CREEPING........................................ K CC9
(i) Creeping & Crawling
17. CREW THAT NEVER RETURNED - I (M),
THE...................... POST V CC10
18. CREW THAT NEVER RETURNED - II,
THE......................... POST V CC10
CHECKLIST DE
01. DANGEROUS DAN
MCGREW....................................... II DE1
(i) The Grooving of Dan McGrew
02. DARK AND DREAMY
EYES....................................... II DE1
(s) Old Soldiers Never Die - II (Also
See Vol. I, 024)
03. DAY OF THE EAGLE,
THE...................................... V DE3
04. DEAR
MOM................................................... V DE3
(i) The FAC Song
05. DEL RIO HOMESICK
BLUES..................................... POST V DE4
06. DILL DO,
THE............................................... U DE5
07. DON'T BURN THE SHIT-HOUSE
DOWN............................. K? DE5
(i) Our Outhouse
(i) Outhouse Song
(i) Please Don't Burn The Shit-house
Down
08. DON'T CRY
LADY............................................. V DE5
09. DOWN IN THE
VALLEY......................................... K DE5
10. DO YOU KEN (Know) MY SISTER TILLY?......................... II DE6
(s) My Family
11. DO YOUR BALLS HANG
LOW?.................................... K DE6
12. DUCHESS,
THE............................................... U DE7
(i) Highland Tinker
(i) Tinker, The
(s) Thinker, The
13. EIGHTH TACTICAL FIGHTER
WING............................... V DE7
CHECKLIST FF
00. FAC SONG, THE (See
DE04)................................... POST V DE3
00. FIGHTER PILOT (See Vol. I,
YZ4)............................ II YZ2
00. FIGHTER PILOTS EAT PUSSY (See
SS17)........................ K SS7
00. FIGHTER PILOT'S HYMN (See
BB19)............................ K BB13
00. FIGHTER PILOT'S TOAST (See
TT22)........................... V TT15
01. FIGHTING
HOOTERS........................................... POST V FF1
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02. FINICULE,
FINICULA......................................... U FF1
(i) Funiculi, Funicula
(s) Last Night
(i) Last Night I Stayed Up
03. FIRST WITH THE
21ST........................................ POST K FF2
04. FLEETING
GLANCES........................................... II FF3
00. FLICKERING MATCH (See
BB39)................................ V BB22
05. FLYING COLONEL,
THE........................................ II FF3
(i) Recce To Berlin (Vol. I, R6)
(i) Recce To Pyongyang (Vol. I, R6)
06. FORESKIN
FUGITIVES......................................... K FF4
07. FORTY-A
HOO-RAY............................................ POST V FF4
08. FORTY-A IS
HERE............................................ POST V FF4
09. FORTY-A IS THE
WAY......................................... POST V FF5
10. FOUR-NINETY-SECOND......................................... V FF5
11. FORTY-EIGHTH BEER
CALL..................................... V FF5
00. FOUR BASTARDS, THE (A 1 so see Vo 1.
I, F20).................. II FF5
00. FRIAR OF GREAT RENOWN (See
MM10)........................... V MM7
12. FRIGGIN' IN THE
RIGGIN'.................................... K FF5
(i) The Good Ship Venus
13. FUTURES (THE
PILOT)........................................ I FF7
14. F-4K SONG,
THE............................................. V FF8
CHECKLIST GG
00. GABE 01 (See
HH06)......................................... V HH4
01. GANG BANG SONG, THE..
...................................... POST V GG1
(i) Gang Bang
02. GAY CABALERO,
THE.......................................... K GG2
(s) I Once Was A Gay Cabalero
03. GHOST FUCKERS IN THE SKY (Also see
Vol. I, Gl)............. K GG2
(s) Ghost Flyers In The Sky
04. GIVE ME OPERATIONS (S. E. A. version. Also See Vol. I, G4). V GG3
(s) I'd Rather Fly A Warthog
(s) Just Give Me Operations (See Vol. I,
G4)
05. GLORIOUS................................................... U GG6
00. GONNA TIE MY PECKER TO A TREE (See
TT21)................... POST V TT14
00. GOOD SHIP VENUS, THE (See
FFI2)............................ K FF5
00. GOR BLIMEY (See
CC01)...................................... K? CC1
06. GOTTA TRAVEL
ON............................................ V GG7
00. GREAT BLOODY BALL (See
BB10)............................... U BB6
00. GREAT FUCKING WHEEL
(BB24)................................. K BB16
07. GREECY HOG,
THE............................................ POST V GG7
00. GROOVING OF DAN MCGREW (See
DE01).......................... II DE1
08. GRUNT SONG,
THE............................................ V GG8
09. GUNNER'S
BOY............................................... POST V GG8
10. GYPSY 93RD,
THE............................................ II GG9
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CHECKLIST HH
01 HAIL TO THE AIR GUARD OF
VIRGINIA.......................... POST V HH1
00. HAIRS ON HER DIKI-DI-DOO (See
MM01)........................ V MM1
02. HALLELUJAH - III (S. E. A. ) See TT17...................... V TT11
03. HAMBURG ZOO,
THE........................................... II HH2
(s) The Wild West Show - I
(s) The Wild West Show - II
04. HANG DOWN YOUR BOOM, ROSS
COOLEY........................... POST V HH3
(i) KC-135 Boom Operator
00. HARLOT OF JERUSALEM, THE (See
KK01)........................ K KK1
05. HAVE YOU TRIED
YESSUP?..................................... K HH4
06. HELLO, CAM RANH
TOWER...................................... V HH4
(s) Air Force 801 (Vol. I, A17)
(s) The Ballad of Machete Two (Vol. II)
(i) Gabe 01 (Vol. II)
(s) Itazuke Tower (Vol. I, A17)
07. HERE'S TO BROTHER
......................................... POST V HH6
08. HIGH FLIGHT (A
Poem)....................................... II HH7
00. HIGHLAND BALL (See
BB010).................................. II BB6
00. HIGHLAND TINKER (See
DE12)................................. POST V DE7
09. HINKY DI (S. E. A. ) Also See Vol.
I, H23.................. V HH7
10. HI ZIGGIE
ZIGGIE........................................... V HH8
00. HOBO 51 (See
BB02)......................................... V BB1
11. HOLIDAY ON WINGS (not original
title)...................... II HH8
12. HOME IN THE HOLE
(M)....................................... POST V HH9
13. HOME ON THE
PAD............................................ POST V HH9
14. THE HORSESHIT SONG (See
MM10).............................. K MM7
15. HUMORESQUE................................................. K HH10
(s) Sherman's Horse (Vol. I, S26)
(s) Was It You Who Did The Push'n? (Vol.
II)
CHECKLIST II
01. I AM
EAGLE................................................. V II1
00. I DON'T WANT TO BE A 'ERO (See
CC01)....................... II CC1
00. I DON'T WANT TO BE A SOLDIER (See
CC01).................... II CC1
00. I DON'T WANT TO JOIN THE AIR FORCE
(ARMY) See CC01......... POST V CC1
02. I'D RATHER FLY A WARTHOG (See
GG04)........................ POST V GG4
00. IF ALL LITTLE GIRLS (See
RR08)............................. K RR5
00. IF ALL THE YOUNG MAIDENS (See
RR08)........................ POST V RR5
03. I FLY THE
LINE............................................. V II1
04. IF YOU FLY (Also see Vol. I,
B47).......................... POST V II2
(s) Boom Today
(s) Will You Go Boom Today?
00. I HEADED DOWN THE RUNWAY (See
TT17)........................ POST II TT9
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05. I KNOW A GIRL FROM
ARKANSAS................................ POST V II2
06. I'LL SEE YOU IN MY DREAMS (not
commercial version)......... II II3
07. I LOVE MY
BEAR............................................. V II3
08. I LOVE MY GIRL
............................................ U II3
(i) I Love My Wife
09. I'M AN
ASSHOLE............................................. V II4
10. I'M DREAMING OF A WHITE
MISTRESS........................... K II4
11. I'M LOOKING
UNDER.......................................... K II4
00. I'M YOUR MAILMAN (See
MM02)................................ K MM1
12. IN AN OLD KENTUCKY
TOWN.................................... U II4
13. IN BOHUNKAS
TENNESEE....................................... II II4
(s) Hail You Fighter Pilots (See Vol. I,
H3)
14. IN
MOBILE.................................................. K II5
15. IN THE
SPRINGTIME.......................................... K II6
16. IN THE TALL
GRASS.......................................... K II6
(i) Tall Grass
17. INTO THE AIR JUNIOR BIRDMAN (Also
see Vol. I, S53)......... II II6
(s) Into The Air Army Air Corps
(s) Into The Air 69ers
(s) Official Song of Randolph Field
(s) Spirit Of The Air Corps
(i) Up In The Air Junior Birdman
18. I SAW HER
SNATCH........................................... K II7
19. I SMELL
KIMSHEE............................................ K II7
20. IT DON'T HURT
ANYMORE...................................... V II7
21. IT'S A LIE (Also see Vol. I,
Y4)........................... K II7
(s) You Can Tell A Fighter Pilot
22. IT WAS ROUGH IN OLD
MANILA................................. POST II II8
00. IVAN SKAVINSKI SKAVAR (See
AA02)........................... U AA1
23. I WANT A
SPAD.............................................. I II8
24. I WANT(ed) TO PLAY PIANO IN A
WHOREHOUSE................... K II8
CHECKLIST KK
01. KATHUSELEM................................................. K KK1
(i) Cafoozalem
(i) The Harlot of Jerusalem
(i) Methuselem: An Ancient Love Song
00. KC-135 BOOM OPERATOR (See HH03)............................ POST
V KK2
02. KHARTOUM................................................... II KK2
03. KIMPO
BLUES................................................ K KK2
04. KIMPO SONATA (Also see Vol. I,
P13)........................ K KK3
(s) Perrin to Youngstown
05. KI YI
YIPPIE............................................... K KK3
06. KOTEX
SONG................................................. K KK4
(i) You Can Tell by the Smell
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CHECKLIST LL
01. LANCASTER LEAVING THE RUHR (See
TT24)...................... II TT17
02. LAOTIAN KARST (See
BB21)................................... V BB14
03. LAST NIGHT (See
FF02)...................................... K FF1
00. LAST NIGHT I STAYED UP (See
FF02).......................... POST V FF1
04. LEE'S
HOOCHIE.............................................. K LL1
05. LET 'OLE MOTHER NATURE HAVE HER
WAY........................ K LL2
06. LIFE PRESENTS A DISMAL
PICTURE............................. K LL3
07. LIQUOR AND
LONGEVITY....................................... K LL3
08. LISTEN
HOOTERS............................................. POST V
LL3
09. LITTLE
ANGELINE............................................ K LL4
(i) Poor Little Angeline
10. LITTLE BOXES
(M)........................................... POST V LL5
00. LITTLE RED LIGHT (See
BB25)................................ K BB16
10. LITTLE TOWN OF HO CHI
MINH................................. V LL5
11. LUPEE NUMBER
ONE........................................... II LL6
12. LUPEE NUMBER
TWO........................................... II LL6
00. LYMERICKS (See
SS17)....................................... V SS7
CHECKLIST MM
00. MADELINE SCHMIDT (See
AA03)................................ V AA2
01. MAID OF THE
MOUNTAIN....................................... K MM1
(i) The Mayor of Bayswater
(i) The Hairs on Her Diki-Di-Doo
02. MAILMAN'S SONG,
THE........................................ POST V MM1
(i) I'm Your Mailman
03. MANILA POM-POM
SONG........................................ II MM2
(i) Angeles Pom Pom Song
(i) Rum & Coca Cola
00. MAN IN THE MOON (See
RR08)................................. K RR5
04. MARAUDER'S SONG,
THE....................................... II MM2
05. MARRYING KIND,
THE......................................... K MM3
06. MARY ANN BURNS (also Byrnes and
Barnes).................... II MM4
00. MAYOR OF BAYSWATER, THE (See
MM01)......................... K MM1
07. MEDARIS, VON BRAUN AND
ME.................................. POST K MM4
00. METHUSELEM: AN ANCIENT LOVE SONG
(See KK01)................ V KK1
08. MISSILE COMBAT CREW LAMENT (An
Epistle).................... POST V MM5
09. MOM'S IN
BED............................................... K MM6
10. MONK,
THE.................................................. K MM7
(i) The Friar of Great Renown
(i) The Friar's Song
(s) The Horseshit Song
(i) On A Stump
11. MOTHER HUMPER'S
BALL....................................... K MM8
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12. MRS.
MURPHY................................................ U MM8
13. MU
GIA..................................................... V MM8
14. MUSTANG PILOT'S
SONG....................................... II TT17
15. MY FAMILY (See
DE10)....................................... II DE6
16. MY GAL'S A
CORKER.......................................... K MM8
17. MY
GIRL.................................................... U MM9
18. MY GRANDFATHER'S
COCK...................................... U MM9
19. MY HUSBAND'S A
COLONEL..................................... U MM9
00. MY RED HAVEN (See
BB25).................................... K BB16
20. MY WARTHOG FLIES OVER THE
OCEAN............................ POST V MM10
CHECKLIST NN
00. NAIL FAC SONG, THE (See Vol. I,
Dl)........................ V DE1
01. NAUGHTY LITTLE
DOG......................................... K NN1
00. NELLIE DARLING (Also Nelly) See
AA08....................... K AA4
00. NINETY-FOURTH'S SQUAWK (Same as
Vol. I, B50)............... V B18
02. NINETY-THIRD
LAMENT........................................ II NN2
03. NO BALLS AT ALL -
I........................................ K NN2
04. NO BALLS AT ALL -
II....................................... K NN3
05. NONCOMBATANT
ASSHOLES...................................... V NN3
06. NOVEMBER
(M)............................................... POST V NN4
CHECKLIST 00
01. ODE TO A BOMBARDIER (A
Poem)............................... II 001
02. ODE TO A GREAT FUCKIN' SAR
EFFORT.......................... V 002
03. ODE TO A SYDNEY
LEAVE...................................... II 003
04. ODE TO THE FOUR-LETTER WORDS (A
Poem)...................... N 005
05. ODE TO THE RETIRED
WEATHERMEN.............................. POST II 006
00. OFFICIAL SONG OF RANDOLPH FIELD (See
Vol. 1, S53)........... PRE-II S18
06. OFF WE GO - II (Also see Vol. 1,
08)........................ V 007
07. OF THE MISERY OF LIVING IN
SIN............................. II 007
08. OH,
BEAUTIFUL.............................................. POST V 008
09. OH, MY DARLING
"54"........................................ POST K 008
10. OH MY
GOD.................................................. K 008
11. OH, NOW I AM A KAYDET (Revised.
Also see Vol. I, O11)...... PRE-II 008
12. OH, RIP THE FEATHERS
AWAY.................................. K 009
13. OH,
RUBY................................................... POST
V 009
14. OLD BAZAAR IN CAIRO,
THE................................... V 009
15. OLD GREY
BUSTLE............................................ K 0010
16. OLD KING
COLE.............................................. K 0010
00. OLD KUNSAN (See Vol. I,
K23)............................... K 0011
17. OLDS AND THE EIGHTH WOLF
PACK.............................. V 0011
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18. OLD SMOKEY (Also see Vol. I, 036
through 043).............. V 0012
(s) On Top Of Old Baldy
(s) On Top Of Old Fuji
(s) On Top Of Old Hanoi
(s) On Top Of Old Pyongyang
(s) On Top Of Old Ranier
(s) On Top Of Old Smokey-Air Version
(Vol. II & Vol. I)
(s) On Top Of Old Pop-Up
19. OLD SOLDIERS NEVER DIE - II (See
DE02: Also see Vol. I, 024) II 0013
20. OLD 95TH
GANG.............................................. POST V 0013
21. O'LEARY'S
BALLS............................................ V 0013
00. ON A STUMP (See
MM10)...................................... K MM7
00. ONE-EYED RILEY, THE (See
0027)............................. II 0016
22. ONE-EYED TROUSER SNAKE,
THE................................ V 0014
23. ON THE DAY THAT RAPID ROGER
DIED........................... V 0014
24. ON THE LINE
(M)............................................ POST V 0015
25. ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY (See
0018)............................ POST V 0012
26. OPERATIONS AND
WEATHER..................................... POST K 0015
27. O'REILLY'S
DAUGHTER........................................ K 0016
(i) The One-Eyed Riley
28. OUR
LEADERS................................................ V 0016
00. OUR OUTHOUSE (See
DE07).................. ................. K DE5
00. OUTHOUSE SONG (See
DE07)................................... K DE5
CHECKLIST PP
01. PHANTOM (A
Poem)........................................... V PP1
02. PHANTOMS IN THE
SKY........................................ V PP1
00. PICCADILLY (See
CC01)...................................... II CC1
00. PILOTS ALWAYS EAT PUSSY (See
SS17)......................... POST V SS7
00. PILOT'S LAMENT (Also see Vol. I,
P17)...................... II PP1
03. PILOT'S MATING
CALL........................................ V PP1
00. PILOT'S TOAST (See
TT22)................................... N TT15
00. PIMPING THE AIR FORCE (See
CC01)........................... POST V CC1
04. PIPER
LAURIE............................................... K PP2
05. PISS ON THE (Unit
Name).................................... K PP2
06. PLAINS (M),
THE............................................ POST V PP2
00. PLEASE DON'T BURN THE SHITHOUSE DOWN
(See DE07)............ K DE5
07. PLEASE DON'T PUT YOUR PANTS
ON............................. K PP3
00. POOR LITTLE ANGELINE (See
LL09)............................ K LL4
08. PORTIONS OF A WOMAN,
THE................................... K PP3
09. PUBIC
HAIRS................................................ U PP4
10. PUFF, THE TRAGIC
WAGON..................................... V PP4
11. PULL YOUR SHADES DOWN
MARYANN.............................. II PP4
12. P-39 TALE, -
THE............................................. II PP4
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CHECKLIST RR
01. RANGY
LIL.................................................. U RR1
00. RECCE TO BERLIN (Also see Vol. I,
R6)...................... II RR2
02. RED RIVER VALLEY - III (Also See
Vol. I, P23).............. V RR2
(i) Po River Valley
03. REMEMBER................................................... K RR3
04. REPUBLIC BATTLE HYMN,
THE.................................. POST V RR3
(i) One Little Teensy-Meensy Bomb
(i) Tons and Tons of Ammunition
(i) The B-17 (B-29, B-36, B-52, F-94,
etc. )
05. RETURN, THE (A
Poem)....................................... II RR3
06. RICKEY DAN DO (Also see RR7,
below)........................ K RR4
07. RING DANG DO (Also see RR6,
above)......................... K RR4
08. ROLL YOUR LEG OVER -
I..................................... K RR5
(i) If All Little Girls
(i) If All The Young Maidens
(i) The Man In The Moon
09. ROLL YOUR LEG OVER -
II.................................... K RR6
10. ROMANTIC NEW
GUINEA........................................ II RR7
11. RO-TIDDLE-EE-0............................................. U RR8
00. RUM AND COCA COLA (See
MM03)............................... II MM2
CHECKLIST SS
01. SAC LAMENT,
THE............................................ POST V SS1
02. SALLEY IN THE
ALLEY........................................ K SS1
(i) Sally
03. SALOME..................................................... K SS1
04. SAMMY SMALL - II (Also see Vol.
I, S10).................... V SS2
(i) Samari Sall (Korean Version)
(s) Sam Hall
(s) Samuel Hall
(s) Sammy Small - I
05. SAMMY SMALL - III (Also see SS04
above).................... V SS3
06. SAT TROOP LULLABY
(M)...................................... POST V SS3
07. SAVE A FIGHTER PILOTS ASS (See
TT17 and Vol. I, F13)....... II TT12
00. SCOTCH WEDDING (See
BB10).................................. K BB6
08. SCROTUM.................................................... POST V
SS4
09. SEXIATUS
MANIA............................................. K SS4
10. SHEEPHERDER LAY,
THE....................................... K SS4
(i) The Sheepherder
11. SHE JUMPED INTO
BED........................................ K SS5
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12. SHE WAS POOR BUT SHE WAS HONEST
(Also see Vol. I, P21)..... K SS5
(s) Poor But Honest
(s) Twenty-Seventh Lament
13. SHIT HOT FROM
KARAT........................................ V SS5
00. SHITHOUSE, THE (See
DE07).................................. POST V DE5
14. SIDE BY
SIDE............................................... POST K SS6
15. SILVER THREADS AMONG THE
GOLD.............................. II SS7
16. SINGING TELEGRAM,
THE...................................... V SS7
(s) Another Greeting From Western Union
17. SING US ANOTHER ONE
DO..................................... K SS7
(s) A Very Fine Song
(s) Ai, Yi, Yi, Yi
(s) Fighter Pilots Eat Pussy
(s) Lyme ricks
(s) Pilots Always Eat Pussy
(s) Tell Us Another
(s) There Was A Young Man
(s) Waltz Me Around Again, Willy
00. SIX POUNDS OF BOOBIES (See
TT13)........................... K TT7
18. SIXTEEN
TIMES.............................................. K SS12
19. SOLIDARITY SONG (U. S. TACAIR
EASTER)....................... POST V SS12
20. SONG OF THE
FORTY-NINERS................................... II SS13
21. SOUTH OF THE
NAVEL......................................... K SS13
22. SPANISH
GUITARS............................................ V SS14
23. SPRINGTIME AT
DUCHI........................................ V SS14
24. SQUADRONS
ALL.............................................. II SS14
25. SQUADRON
D................................................. II SS15
26. STOP KICKING MY FUF
AROUND................................. K SS16
27. STRAFE THE TOWN -
I........................................ V SS16
28. STRAFE THE TOWN -
II....................................... V SS16
29. STRAFING IN A MOUNTAIN
PASS................................ K SS17
30. STUDENT AVIATOR,
THE....................................... I SS17
31. SUPER HOG
RECALL........................................... POST V SS18
32. SUPER HOG
REFRAIN.......................................... POST V SS18
33. SWEETHEART OF ? (not original
title)....................... II SS19
CHECKLIST TT
01. TAEGU
GIRLS................................................ K TT1
02. TALKING
BLUES.............................................. II TT1
00. TALL GRASS (See
II16)...................................... U II6
03. TCHEPONE (Also see Volume I,
T04).......................... V TT2
00. TELL US ANOTHER (See
SS17)................................. K SS7
04. TEN DAYS OF TET (See
TT26)................................. V TT18
05. THEM DOODLE DASHERS (Also see TT07
and TT08)............... U TT2
00. THAT LITTLE BALL OF YARN (See
BB11)........................ K BB8
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06. THAT MAY BE SO (Also See Vol. I,
114)...................... U TT3
07. THEM MOOSE GOOSERS (Also see TT05
and TT08)................ U TT4
08. THEM TOAD SUCKERS (Also see TT05
and TT07)................. U TT4
09. THERE ARE NO FIGHTER PILOTS DOWN
IN HELL (Also see 1110/11) V TT4
(s) Fighter Pilots (Vol. I, 19)
(s) Fighter Pilot's Lament (Vol. I, F9)
(s) No Fighter Pilots Down In Hell (Vol.
I, F9)
10. THERE ARE NO MISSILEMEN DOWN IN
HELL (M) Also see TT09/11.. POST V TT5
11. THERE ARE NO SAC CREWMEN DOWN IN
HELL
(Also see TT09 and
TT10)................................. POST V TT6
00. THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN (See
SS17)........................... II SS7
12. THESE FOOLISH
THINGS....................................... K TT7
(i) Those Foolish Things
13. THESE THINGS REMIND ME OF
YOU.............................. U TT7
(i) A Two-Ton Titty
(i) Six Pounds of Boobies
14. THEY CALLED THE BASTARD
STEPHENS........................... K TT8
00. THINKER, THE (Also Tinker) See
DE12........................ U DE7
00, THOSE FOOLISH THINGS (See
1112)............................ POST V TT7
15. THREE OLD MAIDS (Also See Vol. I,
T31)..................... II TT8
(s) Three Old Maids
(s) Three Old Maids In A Lavatory
16. THREE OLD MAIDS FROM BOSTON.............................. K TT8
00. THREE OLD WHORES (See TT16).............................. POST V TT8
00. THREE WHORES OF CANADA JUNCTION (See TT16)............... K TT8
17. THROW A NICKEL ON THE GRASS (Also
see Vol. I, F9)......... V TT9
(a) A Doggie Pilot's Lament (Vol. II)
(b) Cruising Down The Yalu
(c) Cruising Over Hanoi
(d) Fighter Pilot's Hymn
(e) Hallelujah - I
(f) Hallelujah - II
(g) Hallelujah - III (Vol. II)
(h) I Mas Headed Down The Runway
(i) Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
(j) Rollin' Down The Runway
(k) The Sabre Song
(1) Save A Fighter Pilot's Ass (Vol. II)
(m) Save A Fighter Pilot's Life
00. THUD, THE (Also Phantom, Jug, etc. See BB19)............... K
BB13
18. THUD DRIVERS THEME,
THE.................................... V TT13
19. THUNDERBOLT
SONG........................................... II TT13
20. TIDDLY..................................................... POST V
TT14
21. TIE MY PECKER AROUND [TO] A
TREE........................... U TT14
(i) Gonna Tie My Pecker To A Tree
(i) lie My Root Around A Tree
00. TIE MY ROOT AROUND A TREE (See TT21)....................... U
TT14
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22. TOASTS TO
ROAST............................................ K TT15
(s) Fighter Pilot's Toast
(s) Pilots Toast
Five other unnamed toasts
23. TOGETHER................................................... U TT16
24. TROOP SHIP LEAVING BOMBAY (Also
see Vol. I, B33)........... II TT16
(i). Bless 'Em All
(s) Fortress Leaving Calais (Vol. I,
B36)
(s) Lancaster Leaving The Ruhr (Vol. II)
(s) Love They Neighbors (Vol. I, B36)
(s) Mustang Pilot's Song (Vol. II)
(s) Prang 'Em All (Vol. I, B33)
(s) Tip Tanks & Tailpipes (Vol. I, B36)
25. TROOP TRANSPORT
SONG....................................... II TT17
00. TWAS A COLD WINTER EVENING (See Vol.
I, C16)............... II C6
00. TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (See TT27 &
also see Vol. I, T50). K TT18
26. TWELVE DAYS OF
TET......................................... V TT18
(s) Ten Days of TET Plus Two
(i) Twelve Days of Christmas
(s) Twelve Nights of Bonehead
27. TWELVE NIGHTS OF BONEHEAD (See
7725)....................... POST V TT18
CHECKLIST UV
00. UP IN THE AIR JUNIOR BIRDMAN (See
II17).................... II II6
01. VICTOR ALERT SONG,
THE..................................... K UV1
02. VITAL DIFFERENCE, THE (original
title unknown)............. II UV1
03. VIT MEIN HAND ON MEIN
SELF................................. K UV2
CHECKLIST WW
00. WALTZ ME AROUND AGAIN, WILLY (See
SSJ7).................... U SS7
01. WAND'RIN'
MAN.............................................. V WW1
02. WARTHOG DRIVER, THE (See
BB21)............................. V BB15
03. WAS IT YOU WHO DID THE PUSH'N?
(See HH15).................. V HH10
04. WASP NATIONAL ANTHEM,
THE.................................. II WW2
05. WEASEL-BEARS' PICNIC,
THE.................................. V WW2
06. WEATHERMEN'S LAMENT, THE (not
original title)............. POST-II WW3
07. WE WERE
THERE.............................................. II WW3
08. WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE
RAILROAD (5. E. A. version)........ V WW4
00. WHEEL, THE (See
BB24)...................................... II BB16
09. WHEN YOU ARE
OLD........................................... K WW4
10. WHERE'D THEY ALL COME
FROM?................................ K WW4
11. WHISPERING DEATH -
I....................................... V WW5
12. WHISPERING DEATH -
II...................................... V WW5
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13. WHOREHOUSE QUARTET,
THE.................................... POST V+ WW6
14. WHY DO THE DRUMS GO
BOOM?.................................. K WW7
15. WILD WEST SHOW - I, THE (See
HH03)......................... V HH2
16. WILD WEST SHOW - II, THE (See
HH03)........................ V HH3
17. WINNEPEG
WHORE............................................. K WW8
18. WIRRAWAYS DON'T BOTHER
ME.................................. II WW8
19. WOMEN, WOMEN,
WOMEN........................................ II WW9
20. WOODPECKER SONG,
THE....................................... K WW9
21. WRECK OF THE OLD 97 - II, THE
(Also see Vol. I, 020)....... POST V WW10
CHECKLIST YY
01. YELLOW
TAILS............................................... POST V YY1
02. YOU CAN TELL BY THE
SMELL.................................. POST V YY1
(i) You Can Tell
03. YOU CAN'T SAY SHIT
HOT..................................... V YY1
00. YOU REVEL IN THE JOYS OF
COPULATION (See CC06)............. II CC3
04. YUKON
PETE................................................. POST V YY2
GLOSSARY OF TERMS. (Begins after Page YY-2).................... POST V
INDEX TO KEITH FERRIS PEN AND INK
SKETCHES
Before the Wars Page No.
1. 1909 Wright Flyer Type A
................................... Checklist 17
2. Curtiss Pusher
............................................. DE8
Aircraft of World War I
3. Fokker E-III
............................................... LL8
4. DeHavilland DH-2
........................................... 0017
5. Fokker
D-VII................................................ AA14
6. Spad 13
.................................................... SS20
Aircraft of World War II
7. Seversky P-35
.............................................. GG10
8. Curtis P-40B Warhawk
....................................... BB11
9. Mitsubishi Zero
............................................ 0018
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Aircraft of World War II (continued)
10. Messerschmitt Bf-109G ..................................... LL8
11. Consolidated B-24D
........................................ CC12
12. Supermarine Spitfire
...................................... FF8
13. Boeing B-17G .............................................. SS9
Aircraft of the Korean War
14. North American F-86 Sabrejet .............................. AA13
15. Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-15 ................................... RR8
16. Douglas Al-H Skyraider .................................... SS19
Aircraft of the Southeast Asia War
17. McDonnelll F-4E Phantom II ................................ UV2
18. Republic F-105D Thunderchief
......................... Sources & Credits 6
19. Cessna L-19 Bird Dog
............................................. LL7
20. Boeing B-52 Stratofortress
....................................... KK4
Missiles
21. Atlas ICBM
....................................................... MM10
22. Minuteman ICBM
................................................... MM10
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SONGBOOKS OF MILITARY ORGANIZATIONS
1. Air Force Songs And Verses, songbook of the Royal Air Force (London: Aeronautics, Ltd., 1927).
2. Amarillo Field Airs, Amarillo Army Air Field, Texas, undated, probably 1942-44 period, Brigadier General Arthur Easterbrook, Commander.
3. Army Song Book, War Department, 1918.
4. Army Song Book, The Adjutant General's Office, 1941.
5. Beeliners Sing, Song Book of the 21st Troop Carrier Squadron.
6. Kun Songs By The Sea, Kunsan Air Base, Korea.
7. Lowry Field Song Book, Lowry Army Air Field, undated, probably 1942-44.
8. More Kunsongs By The Sea, compiled by "Slither" (?), Kunsan Air Base, Korea, 16 May 1977.
9. Nuthampstead Hit Tunes, 398th Bomb Group, 8th Air Force, England.
10. Official Hymnal of the 421st Tactical Fighter Squadron
11. Songbook - 18th Fighter Bomber Wing, Kadena Air Base, Okinawa,
1957 (originally the songbook
of the 18th Pursuit Group of pre-WW II days. See #12, below.
12. Songs My Mother Never Taught Me, 18th Pursuit Group, Pre-World War II.
13. Songs My Mother Never Taught Me, Royal Australian Air Force, Japan/Korea, 1950-51.
14. Songs Of Nellis Air Force Base, date unknown.
15. Songs Of SEA And Other Places, Other Things (no other identification).
16. Songs Of Squadron Officers Course, 1953.
17. Songs Of The Army Fliers, (Order Of The Daedalians: 1937).
18. Songs Of The Friendly 8th, 8th Bomb Squadron, 3rd Bomb Wing, Korea.
19. Songs Of The 8th Fighter Wing, attributed to three persons
(probably three different editions);
Capt. George S. Thomas, Lt. "Rosie" Rosencrans and Capt. William F.
"Romeo" McCrystal, 1952.
20. Songs Of The 11th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, Korea.
21. Songs Of The 49th Fighter-Bomber Wing, compiled in 1952 by Willy Williams.
22. Songs Of The 325th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, Hamilton Air Force Base, CA, 1954.
23. Songs Of The 327th Fighter Interceptor Squadron, compiled by Mr.
Penn Bowers, North American
Aviation, Korea.
24. Songs That Kearnsmen Sing, Camp Kearns 5th B.T.C., Utah, 1942-44
25. Songs To Drink By, 355th Tactical Fighter Wing, Takhli, RTAFB, Thailand ("Yankee Air Pirates"),
26. Souvenir Song Book 45th Reunion Flying School Class 40-A, 1985.
27. Stag Bar Supplement To Songs Of SEA, And Other Places, Other Things (Item 2)
28. Stovepipe Serenade, 2nd Edition, 1956, compiled at the Worldwide
Rocketry Meet, Vincent Air
Force Base, Arizona. The First Edition was published In 1954.
29. We're Here For Fun, (unidentified song book - may be Kirtland AFB songbook, 1950s vintage.
30. Women's Army Corps (WAC) Song Book, War Department, 1941.
31. 8th Tactical Fighter Wing Stag Bar (see Item 7 above). Kunsan Air Base, Korea.
32. 15th Fighter Interceptor Squadron Songsheet, no other identification).
33. 92nd Tactical Fighter Squadron Song Book.
34. 95th Tactical Fighter Interceptor Training Squadron Song Book.
35. 339th Fighter Interceptor Squadron Songbook, Johnson Air Base, Japan.
36. 405th Green Dragon Squadron Songsheet, 38th Bomb Group (B-25).
37. 437th Fighter Interceptor Squadron Songbook (no other identification).
38. 445th Fighter Interceptor Squadron Songbook (no other identification) 1954,
39. 523rd Tactical Fighter Squadron Fighter Pilot's Songbook, 2nd Edition (no other identification)
BOOKS
1. Air Force Airs, Army Air Forces Aid Society, 1943.
2. Air Force Airs, William Walrich, ed., (New York: Duell, Sloan and Pierce) 1957.
3. Airman's Song Book, C. H. Ward-Jackson, ed., Royal Air Force
(Edinburgh & London:
William Blackwood & Sons, Ltd.) 1970.
4. The American Songbag, Carl Sandberg, ed.,(New York: Harcourt, Brace & Company) 1927.
5. The Book of Navy Songs, The Trident Society (New York: Doubleday, Doran & Co.) 1942.
6. Buddy Ballads, Songs of the A.E.F., Berton Bradley (New York:
George H.
Doran Company) 1919.
7. The Erotic Muse, Ed Cray (New York: Pyramid Communications, Inc.) 1972.
8. G.I. Songs, Edgar A, Palmer, ed.,(New York: Sheridan House) 1944.
9. Popular Songs Of The A.E.F., American Expeditionary Force Y.M.C.A., Paris, 1918.
10. The Saga of the Seventh (not certain this is a book or chapter), page 149.
11. The Second Army Air Service History, 1st Lt. Hugo Law, ed.,
(Nancy, France:
Berger-Levrault) 1919.
12 Singing Soldiers, John J. Niles (New York: Charles Scribner's Sons) 1927.
13. So Little Time, John P. Marquand, (Boston: Little, Brown & Co.) 1943.
14. Songs & Music of the Redcoats, Lewis Winstock (London: Leo Cooper, Ltd.) 1970.
15. Songs For Swinging Housemothers, James Leisy (San Francisco: Fearon Publishers, Inc.) 1961.
16. Songs From The Front & Rear, Anthony Hopkins (Edmonton: Hurtig Publishers) 1979.
17. Songs My Mother Never Taught Me (New York: The Macaulay Co.) 1929.
18. Songs The Soldiers And Sailors Sing (New York: Leo Feist, Inc.) 1918.
19. Sound Off, Edward Arthur Dolph (New York: Farrar & Rhinehart).
20. The Three Hats, The Drunken Press (privately published by Dick
Boutelle, former
President of Fairchild Aircraft Corp.), undated, but post WW II,
probably pre-Korea.
21. The Three Hats - Volume II, The Drunken Press (see #9), post WW II, undated, post Korea.
22. Weep Some More My Lady, Sigmund Spaeth, (Garden City, NY: Doubleday, Page & Co.) 1927.
23. Ye A. E. F. Hymnal, (Nancy, France: Berger- Levrault, Publishers) 1918.
MISCELLANEOUS SOURCES
1. Advance To Memory, 390th Strategic Missile Wing publication, 1970.
2. Air Force magazine, "Air Mail" section, December, 1982.
3. Folklore Forum, "Folksongs of the American Fighter Pilot in
S.E.A. 1967-68",
Joseph Tuso, Folklore Forum Society, Folklore Institute, Bloomington,
IN.
4. Ladycom magazine, "Daughter's Letters," Patti O'Donoghue, August, 1983.
5. Western Aerospace Museum Newsletter, Oakland, CA, 1983.