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Here's a toast to aH Marinas vho vear N^vy vings of Gold
Shay are fearless fightsr pilots, thay era brave raid they
ere bold
Uhay arouse a bit sad drink a lot in ouantitiea untold,*
And they'll nevar fly homa agsin*
ehoursi { SBHG'JMP THE SAME TB22)
GORY, gosy, vkat a helluva way to die
Stall Spin Crash Burn Die
Gory* gory, tshot a helluva t*ay to die
Stall Spin Crash Burn Die
Gory, gory,, what © helluva vay to die
Stall Spin Craah Bum Die
And they'll never fly home again
Oh, it uaan'i lack of throttle and it wasn't faulty trim,
Ho wasn't turning in the groove, ho didn't st&ll and spin
Ho just forgot to switch his tanks$ too bad he couldn't awim
And they'll never fly home again*
CHGDRSs
He vb.b coming through the 90 vhan he got a littSo slow
He ignored the vavisg paddlee of the frontic LSO
Whan he finally ridded povar, He was just too Ooddaraisd lev
And ho'11 never fly home again*
CBQUHSs
Thsre ^ors little bits of vrackago scattered o'er tho Naval
base
And a littl© pool of blood to mark his finsl raating place
How ha veers a Mark 8 gunsight ifsiBvo ha ueod to wesr his face
And ha'11 nover fly home again*
CHOURSs I sew a burning body fall from 40,000 feat
Ho squirssad, ha kicked, ha clawed tha air, my God but it vas
na&t
With the chute, vr&ppad round his body end the shrouds around his
feet
And he'll n^vor fly homo again.,
The aircraft casaa to rest in such a stste you5 d not boiiava
(It asver got like that performing high-time fighter v&av®)
And four days latar, the pilot did his major1a laavaa raoaivs
And they'll n$v©r fly home again*
CHODESS Ten thousand dollars going to their vivos
Ten thousand dollars in exchange for their lives
(Oh iron?t thay bo asrait&d, Oh x^>nrt thay be delighted
Thinfe of all tha things -chat thay cen buy«)
Mora Goddmrvsci -musy snd no triors fasdly strife^
Ii'*S ALL A M/jODa 8jMM:
IT'S TJS a\I52 THE WHOLE ICSLI) OYER
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SEtLIKf'r 6HUHKS OF BEE B3EffiDo
THESE 3XSOLK5H THEI2£! HEME® ME OP 107
A BLOODS m?TB GE A m&XE SLAB
A TEHwIlJCH PS1US W3TK A S2HEEGL1S SOdS
A QUICKIE BLOW JOB IE A TAXI CAB
THESE FOOLISH THINGS BEMIEB 123 OF YOU
A T">JA7 Tim WZcGimS LIKE A MDttSMfl Hi
a aiYmujp oosni&i in a glass of kssk
a 'Ji3» pod;© tiisit in a lgoss bf.ass :->■?..
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A POOL OF KLOOJ; 3ES7C3 A SDBsFXKG ?E."-j7."--
A ROLEEi)^UP TAMPAN LIKE AK i£PL3 CCK;2
THESE FOOLISH 5HIE1S RIMS® MS 0? YOU
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quit gross mo your legs
quit crossing your 1303, you're crushing iff ql&3s3s,
y0usr3 fucking up a good cigar.
kerens to
here's to , to , to
here's to , t:e"¥STof theOIZ*;"
H3 SATS 3T7TS"bSiIT3 IT, HE OFTEN MISTREATS IE,
HERE'S TO____^, TH3 BEST OF THEM ALL.
RING A DING A DING DING
RING A DING A DING DING, BLOW IT OUT IOUR ASS
RING A DING A DDT DING, BLOW TS 0U: IOUR ASS
RING A DING A DING A DING BIOW 33? OUT IOUR ASS
LIFT UP TOUR SKIRTS AMD BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS,
COOL
I'M AS COOL AS THE TIP OF AND ESKIMOS TOOL
I'M AS COOL AS A FISH IN A FROZEN POOL
COOL AS PANS OF FROSTED GLASS >
COOL AS THE FRINGE AROUND A POLAR BEAR'S ASS
# * •>;- * # COOL
THE BIG FUCKING WHEEL
I ONCE KNEW A Ht OH HOW HE SIGNED, I KNOW NOT' IB' TH3 BASTARD
LI3S FOR HE HAD A WIFE r£lQ COULD NOT BE SATISFIED, SO HE BUILT
HIMSELF A PRICK OF STEEL, AND HDUNTED IT TO A BIG FUCKING.
WHEEL TWO BALLS 05' BRASS H3 FILLED WGTH CREAM AND TIE WHOLE
FUCKING ISSUE WAS HUN BT STEAM* CHORUSs HOUND AND ROUND WENT
THE BIG FUCKING WHEEL AND IN AND OUT WENT THE BIG PRICK OF
STS3L, AND THE MAIKDSM CRIES. AT LAST,. AT LAST. I'M SAT333FIED
NOW THAT Was THE SAD PART OF IT FOR TH33E WAS NO STOPPING IT
THE MAINDSN >SS TORN FROM TV&T TO TIT AND TEE WHOLE FUCKING
ISSUE BLEW UP IN SHUo
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2H THIS D1HTT 013 PART 0? THK 03tX
mm THE SOK BBFOSBS TO SHIS
PEOPLES TELL HB THESE AIH*T 110 USB IK TSHSG
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AFTEH THE TBBH OF THE CWEEX
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LIKE THS SGB&mm S0U2JDS OF A B23 HABBIHD
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REEEAT C3B0tIRS#
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so hb asked the grsat pumhx8 h® a bstf battle elaif
be challenged tee gseouk to a real boopsghs
khile thb barob was latjshin&* hb got him uj hb sights
repeat c0oohs®
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FOR AlHsS L&13 SS»Eo
'100 MUTSS ' (TINE OF £00 MTLES)
IF YOU KISS THE (TrtJRCH I»H IN
CCK35 AROUND AMD UPS AGAIN
YOU CAN SMELL T""-' PEOPLE BURN 3D0 MILES
CHORUSs 100 MITES 10QKILES YOU CAN. *....♦.»
YOUCvio.o.o 100 MILES
THROE CANDY M THIS GROUND
TAKE THE OV. AND SHOOT THM DQ'7N
YOU CAN ?/■ 1 THE CHILDREN DIE 100 MTWiS
CHORUS
AS ICja OIVINO TO THIS DECK
Y-'^K O'/f A SCHOOL YOU CAM WRECK
jfOU CAN HEAR TIE CHILDREN SCREAM 100 MILKS
CHORUS
WHEN THIS BLOODY WAR IS WON
WE'LL 00 3^5 WHAT WE HAW, DONE
ALL TffATS LEFT ARE FILES OP BOH33., PILES OF BOWS
CHORE'S
SALLY
SALLY«S IN THE GARDEN SIPPIH CIDER
LIFTS UP HER LEG AND FARTS LIKE A HAN
THB GAS FROM HER ASS BROKE FORTY WINDOWS
THE CHEEKS OP TIER ASS GO BAM BAM BAM
THB GLIDERS PILOT«S LAMENT
DON»T PLUSH THE TOILET IT! THE TO-? FLAME
WHEN THERESS A GLIDER ATTACHED TO THE LINE
IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO KEEP THE GLIDER IN PLAGE
WITHOUT ALL THAT SHIT FLYING BACK IN MY PAGE
SO DON«T FLUSH 7 E TOILET TN THE TOW "LANE
WHEN THERES A GLIDER ATTACHED TO THE LIKE
A TOAST
MAY YOUR BLOODY PILES DISTRESS YOU
AND CORKS «DORN YOUR FEET
AND CRABS AS BIB AS HORSE TURDS
CRAWL ON YOUR BALLS TO EAT
AND WHEN YOUR ODD AND PREBLE
A SYPHILITIC 'JTiECK
KAY YODR HEAD FALL THROUGH YOU ASSHOLE
AND BREAK YOUR FUCKING NECK
snajgjcMjou
SHAME OK YOU
SIIAJ-S ON YOU
IOU SAID A D3HTI tfORD
SKIFP3R»S GONNA G3E TOU
SXIPPSR'S GONNA G3T YQU
SKIPPER'S GONNA HAVE IOUR ASS I
SDWTCIft? HOWTCHA?
HOWTCHA LIK3 TO B1T3 Iff ASS?
I'M A .Bfflc&OMBffiANT PUKB ff (Sung to8 YAM MY DOODLE , 33?«S A
DANDY)
I'M A NON COMBATANT ASSHOLE
I HAW. N3V3R KILLED A CONG
I JUST SIT AROUND AND SHOOT THE SHIT
GO HOME AND TANK ON Iff DONG
i bought my ribbons at a paws shop
ONLY COST TW) NINSTY-JTvlS
I >ftS ALIVE IN 6$ AU1D PLL B3 ALUffi IN 80
I AM A NON-COMBATANT HJK3.
ASSHOLES OF THE GROUP
YOU CAN'T DRINK., IOU CAN'T SCREW.
wOHD3R l|?AT TBS'JBLL YOU CAN 330
YDU AIN'T GOT NO POOP
WK3 THE ASSHOLE OF TH3 GROUP,,
H3DM
HYI-£C^€M3#IMI'K
FUCK HSMMI^KMMM
OLD USED TO 0TdN A GROCERY STORE
OLD USED TO CMS A GROCERY STORS,
HE TJSWfO*TlfflJG HIS M3AT UPON THE OUTSIDE 0? THE DOOR
ALL TEE LITTLE CHILDREN USED TO YELL AND SCE1SAM AND SHOUT;
"OLD s YOUR PORK IS E&JGDJG OUT"
im looxzmg vmm. < ^uw le&f ou>y/a)
I'M LOOICDJG OliDER A SKBT AND WOKHEa
WHI I'VE WEVER LOOKED THERE BEFOItB
FIRST C0>1ES THE AI5KLES A2ID TIEN TEE KNEES,
THEN COMES THE PARIES THAT SWAY IN THB BREEZE*
KO BSE EHUHStt THE THING HEM&BHSG*
m mmmim \® all adore*
i«m Looiam tinder a sot ar» wasrast
WHY I»VE HEVER LOOKED BEFORE,
the mim
103 TAKE 1 LBS FROM SQHB OLD YABLE
103 TAKE AN ARM 5R0M SOMB OLD CHAIR
SOU TAKE A KECK IROI SOME OLD BOTTLE
AID EROM A HORSES' ASS YOIT TAK2 A LITTLE HAIR
AND THBR SOU PTO TEEM ALL TOGETHER
WITH A LITTLE SPIT A$D GLTJB
AKD I GET MORE LOVIH PROK THIS GOD DAMNED DtiM'iY
than i ever got. from wv
KELLY MRLIH*
OH TOUR ASS IS LIKE A STOOTIPE* KELLY BASLBP
At© THK NIPPLES Oil YO® T2FS ARE TURNING GREEN
THERE'S A YARD OF LINT HtOTRUDIEQ fROM YOOR NAVAL
YOU'RE THE UGLIEST FUCKIEG 8XTCH I'VS ETCSR SEEN,,
THERE'S A'THOUSAND GNATS BtfZZBSG ABOUND YOUR ASSHOIS,
WHEN YOU PISS.> YOTJ PISS A STREAM AS GREEN AS GRAS3«
THERE'S ENOUGH MX IN SOUR E6RS TO MKE A GANDLB,
so wi kot mes one dear, ahd shoife ir up yoiir ass in
I LOW MT GIRL
I LOVE MI GIRL (YES I BO,, YES I BO )
I LOVE HESL TRIILI*
I LOW. TIBS HOLE SHE PISSES THROUGH*
I LOVE HER HUBY RED LIPS-,
HER LILLY WHITE TITSfJ
THE HAIR ABOUND HSR ASSHOLE*
I'D EAT HER SHE? { CEOW UOOFs CHOMP WOOF )
IF SHE ASKED Me! T0>
I'D EAT HER PGOP { SCOOBY D00?s SCOOBI LOOP )
WITH AH ICE CREAM SCOOP,
STRAFE TIE TOWN (TONE* WAKE THE PEOPLE)
STRAFE THE TOWN AND KILL THE PEOPLE , IT»S THE ONLY THING TO BO
SET YOUR GUNSIQHTS RESIDENTIAL, TOtHLL GET MORE KILLS IF YOU DO
DROP THE NAPAIM IN THE SCHOOLYARD, SEE THE CHILDREN HUN AND SHOOT
NOTE THE MASS HYSTERIA,, AS THEY TRY TO PUT IT OUT
DROP YOUR SNAKE2ES IN THE TEMPLE, SEE THE SIPPED IN TAB BLAST
WATCH THEM TRAMPLE ONE ANOTHER TRYING TO SATO THEIR ASS
SHOOT YOUR SUNIS AT THE SANPAN. POLL UP QUICK TO MISS THE FITO
B ABY WON'T YOU LIGHT MY FIRE
SWEET ANGELINA
WAY DOWN IN EL PASO, WHERE HORSE SHIT IS DTBP
AND SOLDIERS WANDER WHERE MEXICANS SLEEP
LIES SWEET ANGELINA THE GIRL I ADORE
TH AT ROUGH FUCKING,,. COCK SUCKING MEKICAS WHORE
CHORUS
SWEET AS3SLIEA, W ANOEETNA
KY LOVE FOR YOU WILL NEWS DIE
SWEET ANGELINA. MI ANGELINA
THAT ROUGH HJCXINO, COCK SUCKING MEXICAN WORE
CHORUS
SHE'LL PUCK YOU£ SHE'LL SUCK YOU
she*ll CHS-/ m your muss
AND IP YOUR NOT CAREFUL SHE'LL SUCK OUT YOUR GUTS
THAT SWEET ANGELINA, THE GIRL I ADORE
THAT ROUGH PUCOHG/cOCK SUCKING MEXICAN WIORE
THE PAIS MOON
IT'S Til E THE PALE MOON THAT EXCITES ME
THAT THRILLS AND DETIGHTS HE, OH NO
IT'S YOUR ASS.5 IT'-'S YOUR ASSJ IT'S YOUR BIG FAT ASS
Shim SMALL
oh m name is sma small fdckeh all
oh mt mm is sajsmy small fuckfm all
OH MY NAME IS SAMMY SMALL A3© I ONLY HAVE ONEEBALL
Bin? IT'S BETTER THAH NOHE AT ALL FOCKEM ALL
QH 7HE7 SAY X SHOT A MAN BEAD H7CXEM ALL
OH TH5Y S&K I SHOT A MAN DEAD TOCKEM ALL
OH THBY SAT I SHOE A MAH BEAD VWS. A LITTLE PIECE OP LEAD
HOW THAT SILL* BASTARDS BEAD FffCKEM ALL
OH THEY SA1 I'M GOBG TO SWIMJ FHCKEM ALL
OH THEY SAY I'M GOBG TO SWBfc FUCKEM ALL
OH THEY SAY I'M GOBS TO SWIH& JKOH A LITTLE PEICE OF STRING
WHAT A SILLY F0CKB8 THIK& FUCKEM ALL
THESE ARE NO FIBHTER PILOTS DOWN Iff HELL
OH THERE ARE HO FIGBSER PILOTS DOW IN BELL
THERE ARE HO FIGHTER PILOTS DOWH IN HELL '
THE PLACE ISrDLL OF OUIERS, HATIGATORS, BOMBARDIERS
BUT THESE ARE SO FIGHTER PILOTS DOW Iff HELL
OH THERE ARE HO AIR FORCE PILOTS Iff THS FRAY
THERE ARE HO AIR FORCE PILOTS IS THE FRAY
THEY'RE ALL IN USOS HEARING RIBBOHS ?HgW AHD FANCY CLOTHES
AND TIERS ARE IJO AB FORCE PILOTS W THE FRAY
OH THERE ARE HO NAVY PILOTS IN THE SCRAP
THERE ARE NO HAVY PILOTS IN THE SCRAP
THEY'RE ALL IN BOO?S READIHG BTJREATJ ABEO HEWS
AHD THERE ARE NO NAVY PILOTS IB THE SCRAP
THERE ARE W SILVER EAGLES DOWN BELOW
OH THERE ARE NO SILVER EAGLES DOM BELOtf
THEY'RE ALL DP IN THE STARR KAKEHG L07E TO TOI'S
THERE ARE NO SILVER EAGLES DOSff BELOW
THERE ARE HO FIGHTER PILOTS IN THE STATES
THERE ARE HO FIGHTER PILOTS IN TEE STATES
THEY'RE OLT FOR3EGU SHORES,, HAKIHG MOTHERS OuT OF CHORES
OH THERE ARE HO FIGHTER PILOTS Uf THE STATES
THE KOKET ROLLS IH
m FATHER MAKES BOOK ON THE CORKER
MI MOTHER MAKES SECOND HAND GIN
MY SISTER MAKES LOVE FOR A DOLLAR
MY GOD HOW TBE MONET ROLLS B?
GHOURSs ROLLS IR, ROLLS IN
MI GOD HOW THE MONEX BOLLS IN.
ROLLS 1M9 ROLLS 1M
MY GOB HOW THE MQHEI ROLLS IK 1! t!
MI BROTHERS A POOR H2SSI0KARY
HE SAVES FALLEN WOMEN FROM SIN
EE»LL SAVE XOU A BLOBD FOR FIVE DOLLARS
MI GODP HOW THE MOMEI ROLLS DTI!!
MI WCLE 15 HHXTTLIH& OUT CANDLES
FROM WHC THAT IS SPECIALLY SOFT
HE SAYS THAT THEY'LL COME IH REAL HftNDI
IF EVER HIS BTJSHSESS DROPS OFF !!
I«VE LOST ALL MY DOUGH ON TBE HORSES
I'M SICK FROM THE SECOND»>HAED GUST
I'M FALLBJG IH LOVE W3!FB MI FATHER
MY G0D3 WHAT A MESS I'M IN!!!!?
THE BALL OF BALLHS30R
CHOURSs HOW DO TA LAST HIGHTS BOW DO SOU H0*O
THE LAD THAT HAD YA LAST MIGHT
HE'S GOHM HAVE IE 210-0
THE BALL, THE BALL* TEE BALL OF BALLYHOOR
YOUR WIFE AND MY WIFE WERE DO*N IT OK THE BALL ROOM FLOOR
SING'Koo
THE! W3K2 DO'H IT IK TEE PARLOR, BO«H IT OH THE STONES
AKD SOU COULDN'T HEAR THE MUSIC FOR THE WHEEZHKl AKD THE GE0fiH35
SIBR!II090
THE DEACOHS WIFE HAS SIAHD'ff TEERSP HER BACK AGAINST THE WALL
PUT XOUR MOUSY OH TEE TABLE BOIS I'M GO'H TO DO IA ALL
SIHG»No»oo
THE QUEEH WAS IH THE PARLOR^ EATIHG BREAD AM) HOSffiY
THE KIHG WAS H THE CHAMBERMAID A!© SHE WAS IH THE MOKEI,
SUSG'tf*,
THEY TRIED IT OH THS GABBER PATH AID GKG3 AP.OUKD THE PARK,
AHD WHEN THE CAUDLES SHOTTED OUT, TESY DID IT IH THE DABK,
SIKG«H*.,,,
TEE LETTER CARRIER HE WAS THERE THE POOR M&S HAD THE PCEff
HE COULD KOT DO THE LASSES SO HE DID THE LETTER BOSs SINGH E,*c
THE BALL OF BALL1KOO?. (CQN»T)
THEY ISRE DO'N IT IN THE- RAFTERS., THEY IJEPE DO'? IT IN TIE
PIC-CS
AUD YOU COULD NOT HEAP THE MUSIC FOP 7 HE SWISH'S OF THE PRICKS,
THEY TJERE DO»N TT IN THE PARLOR, THEY WERE PO'N IT 0?* TBI?
STAIP
AND YOU COULD NOT SEE THE CAFPET FOP. THE HEALTH OF PURIC HAIR,
?IW«!Joooo
THE GOVERNOR'S IJIFE, SHE WAS THEPE, SHE HAD THE CPOI-JD PI FITS,
BY SXT-Tim OFF THE MANTLEPISCE A!'© LANDING ON HEP. TITS
SING'S...
THE VILLAGE IDIOT, HE WAS THERE PLAY* II THE PERFECT FOOL,
HF, PULLS!) HIS FORESKIN OVER HIS HEAD AT!P 11HISTLED THROUGH HIS
TOOL, SING»N ,00
THE VILLAGE BLACKSMITH, HE WAS THERE, WHAT DO YA THINK OF THAT?
THE VILLAGE CARPENTER HE WAS THERE, PLAY'N THE PERFECT FOOL,
HE, SAT WIDER THE OLD QAX TREE AND TiHITTLEP OFF HIS TOOL
SrJC-»tf<,00
THE VILLAGE CRIPPLE HE WAS THERE HE COULD WOT DO ?OTCH,
BE LAID'EM ON THE TABLE AM) DID*EM IvTTH HIS CROTCH, F-INT'Wo.o
THE MAYOR'S WIFE, SHE WAS THERE, S2TTPJ DOHN IN FRONT,
A WREATH OF ROSES IIJ HER HAIR, A CAPROT BT HEP CUNT, SIHf'H...
AT FIRST THEY DONE TT SEMPLE, THEN THEY TRIED IT HE'S AND SHE'S
AND T.-iHETT THE BALL WAS ROLLING, THEY DENT AT IT FIVES AND
THREES,
sirr-'Nooo
AND v?HEN THE BALL UAS SVER, EVERYONE CO'SFTOSED,
THE '.':USIC WAS EXQUISITE, BUT THE DOBIO UAS THE BEST*
HEY LI~PI«LI*DI
choursj Ks; Ll-DI-LI^DI-il-DI
HSY LMIOJ-DI-Loy
KEY LI-DI--LI-DI*LI«DI
HEY Ll~DI-LI-Pk»LOW
I KNOW A GIRL* SHE LIVES OH A HILL
HEY LX-DI--LI«DI«LA
SHE WON'T DO IT BUT HSR SISTEP VIL
HEY LI»DJ.LI»DI-LA
I KNOW A GIRL ALL DRESSED IN PINK, HEY LI«DI«LI«DI«LA
SHE KMOWS HOW TO MAKE A FINGER STINK. HEY LI—DI LI-DI-LA
I KNOW A GUY KAMED BUFFALO BILL, HEY LI~DI-LI«DI«LA
DO YOU KNOW HIS BUFFALO WILL? HEYLI-DX J,I«DI«LA
IN CHINA NEVER EAT CHILE
CHSTJPS: AYfYr,YIfYI
IN CHINA THEY NEVER EAT CHILI! ( PUSSY )
SO SING ME ANOTHER VE&&
THAT»S WORSE THAN THE OTHER VBR8E
AND WALTZ ME AROUND AOA.YH WILLTt
THERE ONCE WAS A MAR NAMED DWE
UHO KEPT A DEAD WHOPE IN HIS OAVJE
SHE HAS BIG AND SMELLY AND HA1- A POT~BEBLY
BUT THHTC OF THE MONEY HE SAVED
THEKS WAS A Y001K} MAN FROM NANTUCKET
T1HOSE DICrC I/AS SO LOHG HE COULD SUCK IT
M SAID WITH A CPIN AS HE TOPPED OFF HIS CHIN
IF MY EAR HAS A CUNT I COULD FUCX XT
THERE WAS A TEAM OP TOM AND LOUISE
WHO DID AN ACT MILE ON THERE KNEES
THEY CPAWLSD DOWN THE AISLE MILE SCPSWINP DOC-STYLE
AND THE ORCHESTRA PLAYED KILMER'S "TRi'IES"
THERE WAS A YOUEO MAN PROM BOSTON
WHO BOUGHT HIMSELF A NEW AUSTIN
THEH3 WAS ROOM FOR HIS ASS AND A CALLOI! OP GAS
BUT THE PEST HOWS OUT AND HE LOST'EM
THERE UAS A LADY FROM CAPE COD
WHO THOUGHT ALL CHILDERN CAME PROM GOD
H WAS*NT THE ALMIGHTY WHO GOT IN HER NIOHT.Y
JT UAS ROGER THE LODGER BY GOD
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN NAMED MCGFUDEP
WHO DATED A GIFL FROM BERMUDA
SHE THOUGHT SHE'D BE SCHPEWP AND SWIM IN THE WE
BUT MCOPUDER WAS SOHPI'WDER AWD SCREWS Jl HE.7,
THEEE WAS A YOUKG LADY FROM HEATER
WHO HAD AN AFFAIR WITH A BEAVER
THE BESULTS OP THE FUCS WAS TWO GEESE AND A DUCK
AND AS OFF-COLOR IRISH PETPISVER
A LOVELY YOUNG MISS NAMED SUE
DREAMT SHE WAS EAT KG A GNU
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT SHE WOKE UP IN A FRIGHT
TO FIND OUT IT WAS PERFECTLY TRUE
THERE WAS ONCE A YOUNG MAN NAMED MCIffilP.
MHO WAS ONCE SCREWING HIS GIRL Oil THE STAIR.
THE BANNISTER BROKE Oil THE 99TE STROKE
AND HE FINISHED HER OFF IN MID—AIR«
I?l CH1WA THEY NEVER EAT CHILE (CONT)
THERE WAS ONCE A YO'JHO "AN FPOM RANCIKE
WHO INVENTED A MASTHRBATINfi MACHINE
CONCAVE AW CONVEX IT WOULD FIT EITHER SEX
BUT0H5 WHAT A BASTARD TO CLEAN,
THESE WAS A YOUNG- IffiK FPOM PERU
WHO FELL ASLEEP WHILE IN A CANOE
HE DREA'ff THAT TONUS TICKLED HIS FUTCB
AND WOKE U? WITH A CANOE FULL OP GOO
THERE WAR A YOUNG LADY FROM DUNDEE
WHO FUC'CED WITH AH APS IN A TREE
THE PJESULTS WERE SO HOPRID, ALL ASS AM) NO FOREHEAD
FOUR BALLS AND A PURPLE GOATEE
TIME WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM THE ABORES
WHOSE BODY'WAS ALL COVERED WITH SOPES
THE DOGS IN THE STREET WOULD'NT EAT TKE GREEN JEAT
THAT HUNG I:! FESTOONS FROM HER DRAWERS
THERE ONCE IMS A MftJOP NAMED KF.UTHFPS
WHO SAID, "IF I HAD MY DRUTHERS"
I'D HUTfP lOm KIT) SISTERS *TIL THEIR BACKS WERE ALL BLISTERS
THEN I'D START ON YOIIP MOTHERS
WE ONCE HAD A SKIPPER, "FEED FEARI&SS1'
WHOSE SEXUAL PHOT-JESS WAS PEERLESS
'TIL HIS RIC? HE DID I^ENCH AS HE SELL OFF THE y-WWI-
WHILE SCREWING IN BACK OF A CERLIST
THERE ONCE WAS A LADY FROM IMPEDES
WHO LOVED TO ENGAGE IN COITUS
SHE FUCKED A HALFBACK AND THEN A FULLBACK
UWTIL SPIT. GOT ATHSLCTE'S FETUS
TI^FE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM DALLAS
WHO USED DYNAMITE FOR A PHALLTJS
THEY FOTT?jD NBB VAGINA IK NORTH CAROLINA
AND KEP ASS IN BUCKINGHAM MM PAL ACS
THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY FROM WHEELING
WHO HAD A PECULIAR FEELING
SHE LAY OH mm BACK AND TICKLED HEP CFACK
AND PISSED ALL OVER THE CELLING
THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN FROM TRENT
WHOSE DIG": WAS SO LONG IT WAS BENT
TO SAVE HB.5ELF TROUBLE,, HE STUCK IT Is PCISIE
SO INSTEAD OF COMING, HE NENTo
THREE JOLLY COACHMEN
THREE JOLLY COACHMEN SAT, IN AN ENGLISH TAVERN, THREE SOIL'S
COACHMEN SATP IN AN ENGLISH TAVERN, AND THEY DECIDED THEN, AND
THEY DECIDED THEN, TO HAVE ANOTHER? FLAGON-GOo
CHOURS
LAifDLORD FILL THE FLOWER} BOWL, TILL THE CUP RUSK OVER, LANDLORD
PILL THE FLOWING BOWL, FULL OF THE BROWN OCTOBER, FOR TONIGHT
WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE9 FOR TONIGHT WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE, FOR
TONIGHT WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE? TOMORROW WE'LL BE SOBER
BUT HE WHO DRINKS JUST WHAT BE LIKES9 AND SETTETH HALF SEAS
OVER,,
BUT HE WHO DRINKS JUST WHAT HE LIKES, AND GETTETH HALF SEAS OWL
LIVES UNTIL HE DISS PERHAPS, LHES UNTIL HE DIES PERHAPS* LIVES
UNTIL HE DIES PERHAPS, THEY BED HIM BOW IN CLOVER*
BOTH HE WHO DRINKS STOUT ALE9 AND GOES TO BSD QUITE MELLOW, BUT
IIS WHO BRISKS STOUT ALE$. AND GOES TO BED QUITS MELLOW, LIVES AS
ES
OUGHT TO LIVE, LIVES AS HE OUGHT TO LIVE, LIVES AS HE OUGHT TO
LIVE,, AND DIES A HEARTY FELLOW.,
A GIRL WHOSE KISSED JUST ONCE& AND RUES TO TELL HER MOTHER, A
GIRL
WHO*S KISSED JUST ONCE, AND RUNS TO TELL HER MOTHER, DOSS A VERi
FOOLISH THING* DOES A VERY FOOLISH THING, DOES A VERY POLISH
THINGj SHE»LL NEVER BE A MDTHERc
SO LANDLORD FILL TEE FLOWING BOWL, TILL THE CUP RUNNETH OVER,
LANDLORD FILL THE FLOWING BOWL, FULL OF BROWN OCTOBER, FOR
TONIGHT WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE, FOB TONIGHT WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE,
FOE TONIGHT WE'LL MERRY MERRY BE, TOMORROW WE'LL BE SOBER,,
A GIRL WHO KISSED JUST ONCE, AND WAITS TO GET ANOTHER., A GEL WHO
GETS KISSED ONCE AND WAITS TO GET ANOTHER, IS A BOON TO All-
MANKIND
IS A BOON TO ILL MANKIND,.. IS A BOON TO ALL MANKIND, SEE'S SURE
TO
BS A MOTHERo
EVENING IN OCTOBER
'TWAS AN Ev'ENim IN OCTOBER AND I WAS FAR FROM SOBER
I WAS WALRIEG DOWN THE STREET WISE MANLY PRIDE
WHEN MY FEET BEGAN TO FLUTTER I FELL DOWN IN THE GUTTER
AND A PIG CAME UP AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE
AND 1333 WARBLED? "EPS FAIR WEATHER WHEN GOOD FRIENDS GET
TOGETHER"
AN A LADY PASSING BY MS HEARD TO SAY
"YOU CAN TELL A MAN WHO BOOZES BY THE COMPANY HE CHOOSES"
SO THE PIG GOT UP AND SLOWLY WALKED AWAY
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STOWARD I»VE CLIMBED AHD JOIK5D THE TlSffiLUK} MffiTH
0? SffiJ^PLU: ffiOUDS*
AH) POiiS A TB008AHD THINGS YOU'VE HS9SR DBSAMSD 0?9
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SAHCm Or SPACE3 POT! COT MX BAUD MO TOUCHED THE FACS 0? C-OBo
JOHH OILLESP.IS MAGEE
FBJEE&t KMff «* BATTLE OF HR33OT
33?ASD BII0CE GLASSES
SEAHD BX 201B GLASSES STSADI,,
THIS WOULD IS FULL OF LIES*
HEB£*S TO TH8 DEAD ALBEABX.
A!© HURBAHl! FOE THE K233J HAB WHO DIES0
STOU BX tft& BR23J2SH F3BE2E& PILOTS
BLOODY APEIL* 1917', EST FfiAHCE
THS SIBGBS TEUGRfiM
XDBR SON GOT KHISD TOHAX^
HE BOUGHT THE FAB&, H& HA,
HS FLEW HIS F4B EBH? INTO SUB2C BAX
11HILE KKEQfc HIGH A!© FAR,
OH HIS EOBI203 BM9
HB 1M DOHS TUBSim, SPXfiBK, DSDMTBS «HAX TOO FAST
UPON HBG0OTT3 QUITE AG01SS3Q&LfiX9
BE HAD A REBGQBZVOtJS tfJZEH A FOT8DLX SPAREOW THHEBo
{ PAUSE } FLY Mil
TAKE IT OUT AT THE BALL GAME (to the tuao of "TAKE M OUT TO
THE BALL GAME")
TAKE IT OUT AT THE BALL GAME
WAVE XT AROUND AT THE CROWD
FEED XT IN SOME PEANUTS AMD CRACKER JACK
I DON'T CARS IF YOU GITS IS A \M6K
FOR IT'S BEAT XOUR MEAT AT THE BALL GAME
IP XOU DON'T COME IT'S A SHAME
FOR IT'S OSS TWO THREE STROKES TOU'HE OUT
AT THE OLD BALL fiAME0U
SHE WORE HER NIGHTIE (TO THE TUMB OF "SHE WOES A TULIP")
SHE WORE HER NIGHTIE* HER LILLY WHITE NIGHTIE
AND I WORE MT BoV0Ds'S
FIRST I CARESSED HER AND THEN I UNDRESSED HER
WHAT A SIGHT SHE SHOWED TO MB
I PU^SD WHH THOSE TITTIES, THOSE LILLY WRITE TETIES
AND DOWN WHERE THE SHORT HAIR GROWS
AS OOP. KISSES GREW SW£ETER8 I WHIPPED OUT MI PETER
AND WEBS-WASHED HER BIG RED ROSE i U
BORN IN A WHORE HOUSE (TO SHE TUNE OF "BEAUTIFUL DREAMER")
BORN IN A mm HOUSE RAISED AS A SLAVE
FUCKING AND FIGHTER IS ALL THAT I CRAVE
BURSTING OUT WINDOWS BREAKING DOWN DOORS
CALLING YOUMi MAIDENS DIRTS OLD WHORES
COMB GATHER AROUND AND WE*LL H&VE A TODDI
THEN WE*LL GO OUT AND FUCK E¥ERIBQDX
BORN IT! A WHORE HOUSE RAISED AS A SLAVE
FUCKING AND FIGKTH3 IS ALL THAT WE CRAVE*
FUCK-FtrCK^rUGE«FuCK.-FUCIC (TO THE TUNE OF "ON WISCONSIN")
FUCK3 FUCK* FUCK, FUCK
FUCK, FUCK,, FUCKS FUCK
FUCK, FUCK, FUCK;, FUCK (EBC„)
the mkm
THBHB WAS A FRIAR OFFQREAT RENOIR
mm was a mm of greay rjmj
SJHEKB WAS A ERXAB OF GREAT BJSBOWH
ABB HE? FUCKED A GffiE. FROM 007 OF TOWN
BE FOCKSD A CHR& IftOH OUT OF TOHB
OBXJBRSt HA HA HA
HO BO BO
B0BSB SHITi
THAT HO GOOD SON OP A BITCH !!
THAT ROTTEN OLD C0CK5UCKER !!
ytJCK HIM I!
SHE SAID, "KIND SIR PLBA3E CEASE AHD QUIT"
SHE SAXD# "KB® 83R PLEASE CEASE AHD QUIT"
SHE SAID, »K1ND SIR PLEASE CEASE AM) QUI?"
AHD HE? B25P HSR ON THE BOSEX TIT
BB BIT HER OH THE ROSE* TB?
CBOURS* BE LAID HER 01 THE DEWS' GRASS
HE LAID HER OH TBS DEWX GRASS
BE IAD) HER ON THE BBHZ GRASS
ABB HE* RAMBD BIS FENDS UP HER ASS
HE RAMMED HIS PEHUS UP HSR ASS
A CHILD HAS BOM BKPO THE EARTH.•„
AI3D BS: m® HER EAT THE ABTERBJREHo
CHOBRS: TRSI BtJRIED HSR Off CBB9THQE STREET
THEY BORIED HSR OH CKESTBBT STREET
THE!" BURIED EEB OH CHESTHUT STREET
AHD HSs SAT ON HER GRATE AND BEAT HIS MEAT
HE SAT ON HSR GRAVE AKD BSAT HIS MEAT
1ST EE GALL IOB SMSHSHART
LET VS& CALL I0U SVJEETKART
I'M m LOVE WITH TOB
LIT ME STROKE SOUR VDLTA
*TIL IT FILLS WITH GOO
LET KB BITE I0I3R BOOBBBS
"TIL THERE BLACK AM) BLUE
LET'S PLA1 HIDE THE WEBB*
up Txm old imzsoo uniti
WAS IT YOU WHO BID THE PUSH'N
WAS 1.7: YOU WHO DID TIE PUSHjH
POT THE STABIS ON THE CUSK»!I
FOOT PRINTS OM THE DASHBOARD UPSIDE DOM?
WAS IT YOU WHOSE SIX WOOD PECKER
GOT INTO MI GIRL REBECCA?
IF IT WAS, YOU'D BETTER LEAVE THIS TOWN
REPLY
YES, IT WAS I WEO DID THE PUSHjN
PUT'THE STAINS OH THE CUSH'N
PUT THE FOOT PRUTS OK THE DASHBOARD UPSIDE BOW
EVER SINCE I LAID YOUR DAUGHTER
I'VE HAD TROUBLE PASS'N WATER
GUESS WE»LL CALL E EVEN ALL AROUSD1
BIS BSE CHERRY
OE„ BACK HER ASS AGAIHST THE WALL HERE 1 COME BALLS AND ALL,
BYE BIE CHEERY,
OH,, SHE CAME OHCE AND I CAME TWICE, HOLY JUMPIIIC- JESUS CHRIST0
CHERRY BYE BYE„
MY RED HAVEN (BLUE HEAVES)
WHEN EVENBU DRAWS N3&K, kW PASSION RUMS HIGH
I HURRY TO MY RED HAVEIlo
A LITTLE RED LIGHTP A TURK TO THE RIGHT
WILL LSfiD 10IJ TO MY RED HAVEN.,
YOU'LL SEE A SMILB-0 FACE GIF A PILLOW CASE
A SSILE DEVIKE
TOMMORROW K'JGKT SHE'S SOIE OTHER GUY'S
BUT TOE2GET SHE'S !:B!E
JUST T10LLY AtlD IS.; THERE'LL SEVEK Rf; THICSE,
WE'RE CAREFUL IN MY RED HAVEN„
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POLL SOUP SEO OVSR
CHOKES; OH, FOLL YOUR L?P OVFJR
OHJ FOLL YOUK LUC OVER
OH, POLL YOUP LF.C OVER THE MAS ON THE MOON
IF THE?? YOUNO LADIES WAS LITTLE TJHITE BABBITS
I'D BE A HAFE Ar>TP TEACH THEM BAP HABITS„
IF ALL THE* YOUNT LADIES MAS UP FOR riPPOVSMEOT'
I'D PIVT THE?-'! SOME HELP WITH A BALL-BEARINR ^OVEME-WTo
IF ALL THEM YOUNG LADIES HAS LITTLE IJHIT2 KITTENS
AND I 'JA?. A TOM CAT, IT CIVS THEM NEW FBTINjS.
IF ALL THE YOUNT. LADIES WAS B-"Q'S
AMD I V.TAS A FIPHTER, I'D BtJSZ THEIP BEHINDRo
IF ALL THEM YOUNG LADIES WAS DIAMONDS AND PUBIES
AW I VTtm A JEWELER., I'D SHINE IT? THEIP BOOBIES,,
IF ALL THEM YOUNC LADIES HAS CREELS ON A CAPS
THEN I'D BE THE PISTON AMD GO TWICE AS FAP..«
IF ALL TH3M YOUNP LADIES XJAS PUSHES JUCPOI7INC,
I'D TA'CE OUT-MY SCYTHE A*IP kSD.&di 0,T A-MD-VINC
IT ALL TERM YOUNG LADIES WAS BELLS IN A TOWER.
IWm I'D BE TIE MASON AND IT BANC EVERY nOUPo
IF ALL THEM YOUNG LADIES VJAS TRICKS PI A PILE,
THEN I'-r BE THE M4SO* A.TD I'D LAY THEM IN STYLE*
IT ALL THEM YOUNG LADIES WAS FISH IN THE OCEAN,
AND X X<ER£ A }/HALE, I'D SIIOU THF.M THE MOTION*
IF ALL TilTT YD'.n-iT. LADIES *L\S FISH II A POOL,,
PD IT? A SHAPX WITH A HATSfU»PEOOF rj.'C0Lo
IF ALL THEM YOUNC LADIES. WAS WHEAT IN A F.TELDP
AND I IJERR A P.EAPSR, I'D 'TAKE THR!f ALL YIELD*
IF ALL THEM YOUNO LADIES WAS TPEES IM A FOREST,
AND I WERE A WOODSMAN, I'D SPLIT THEIP CLTTOPISo
IF ALL THEM YOUNO LADIES WStE :3IBGriJP THIS SONT-,
IT' WOULD BE TWICE AS FILTHY AND FOim TIHEP AS LONC„
TEA FIPST OP MAY
HURRAY. iniPilAY THE FIRST OF MAY!
OUTDOOR INTERCOURSE STARTS TODAY? fI
I WANTED WINGS TIL I GOT THE GODDAMN THINGS
NOW I DON ST WANT TIffilT ANYMORE
THEY TAUGHT ME TO ELI, AND THE! SENT ME THERE TO DiBB
I «VE HAD MI BELLY FULL OP WAR
IOU CAN LEAVE ALL THOSE MIL COTS* FOR OUSTS WHO LOST THERE NUTS
DISTINGUISHED FLYING CROSSES BO NOT COMPENSATE FOR LOSSES
I WANTED THINGS TIL I GOT THE GODDAM THINGS
NOW I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE
15 LI: 'JAKE THE DAMES WHILE THE REST GO DOWN IK BLAMES
1»V£ NO DESIRE TO BE BURNED
WHY IS CCMBAT CALLED ROMANCE IT ONLY MADS ME SHIT IN MI PANTS
im NOT A FH3HT3R I HAVE LEARNED
TO EHLL WITH ALL THAT COM-IIE FLAK* I PLAN ON GETTIN KI ASS BAGS!
I WOULD RATHER LAY A DOLLIE THAN GST SHOT U? INMIG ALLEY
I WANTED WINGS «TIL I GOT THE GOD DAMN THINGS
NOW I DON'T WANT THEM ANYMORE
B S--BO? A JESUS
HE'S MI SAVIOUR
BE BOP A JESUS
BETTER WATCH I OUR BEHAVIOUR
BE BOP A JESUS
HE'S MT SAVIOUR,, NOW
JESUS SAVES
CHRIST PUTS HIS HONEY IN THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK .
CHRIST PUTS HIS K0N3Y IN THE FIRST NATIONAL BAM
CHRIST PUTS HIS MONEY IN THE PIBST BETIOm BAT-IK
JESUS SAVES, JESUS SATES, JESUS SAVES
CHRIST WALK& ON WATER HK';S ""HE LIFE GUARD AT OUR POOL
CRIaST WALKS ON WATER HE'S 'i:HE LIFE GUARD AT OUR POOL
CHRIST WALKS OH WATi® HE'S THE LIFE GUARD AT OUR POOL
JESUS SAVESr. JESUS SAVES* SESUS SAVES
don't crt jaw
don't cry laity otrxsk
istj., but Yam cm uamh pencils
DON'T CRY LABI
I'LL BUI GOB IJftlW FLQmS TOO
«&W*& U RK BO* (HOB
HELL()iMOTHER3 I KNESf IT WAS TOO
THE BLUE STAR (TWE; HI BOTNIE)
TAKE TOE BLUE STAR OUT 0? THE WINDOW
K3PLACE IT WITH OJJE KADS OF GOLD
YOUR SON WAS A GOOD B0A0Ra MAW
HE DIED IN A WH0R2 HOUSE IN SOUL? TOUOH SHXT
CHORDS
THOCTiH SKIT,, THOUGH SUIT
HF, DIED IS A WHOREHOUSE IN SODL, THOUGH SHIT
lilGUOH SItTTjj TOUGH SKIT
HE DIBD IN A WHORE HOUS"-; IN SOUL. TOUGH SHIT
TAKE THE BLUE STAR OUT OF THS WINBCW
REPLACE IT Will? OHF. MADE Off (SOLD
YOUR SON JUST GOT HIT HY A MORTAR
IT DLVl'T OFF KIS 'IHOLE FJSKINft HEAD3 TOWH SHIT
CHORUS
TAKE THE BLUE! STAR OUT OF Ti-U=; yTj-DOW
REPIAOK IT WITH OKF, MA-T" OF BRASS
YOUR SON vHS M M|3 DRIVER
WHO YESTERDAY DUSTiSH HIS ASS, TOUGH SHIT
CHORUS
TAKE THE BLU3 STAR OUT 0? THIS WIHPCW
YOUR SON IIASfPT GOT ANY KER73
HE SAYS H2»S DEFYING KIS COUNTRY
BUT K E"S JUST A GOD DAME RESERVES s TOUGH SHIT
the wmm cats of rpsT
ON THE FII1ST DAI OF TF.T
MY MARINE GATE TO HE
A HAND JOE IN A 0?
SiSCONiBAX««o»TlfO BRASS EARS
THIRD DAYn,«,TKERH UOLT BAMS
FOURTH DaliooKJUR BLOWN TIRES
FIFTH DAY6 *,.-.FI.?I3 BAYS IK H AOK
SIXTH BAY, ,,aSIx DAIS OP W'Xt
SE?ENTH DAY*,SEVEN O^BAEK THIRTY
HIW:::BMB,i llSf
TENTH DAXoocTi&i TFOAS
Sot^th cat,,, eisveh ach-*s
tw3l:ch das* 4 3'.n&vii; driph kicks
HSMG IT IN YOUR EAR IfiS, HJRPHY
HANG IP IK YOUR EAR MRS* MURPHY
FOR IT ONLY WEIGHS QUARTER OF A BOUND
ITS GOT HAIR AROUND ITS NECK LIK3 A TURKEY
AND IT SPITS WE® YOU RUB IP U? AKD DOM
THE OCEANS AREN'T SAFE ANY M0R3 (FLYING TRAPEZE)
OFF THST FLY 'ilTH THE GREATEST OF EASJS
THOSE DARING YOUNG MEN IN THEIR A^»3S
THEY SCATTER THEIR BOMB LOADS ALL OYER THE SEAS
AND THE OCEANS AREN»T SAFE ANYMORE.
JMllT JAMS
HERE LIES THE 30DY OF MARY JANE
A GIRL \m KNOJg HO TERRORS
A VIRGIN BORN. A VIRGIN DIED
HO TUNSs NO HITS, NO ERRORS,
MARY JANE BARNES
MARY JANE BARNES, QUEEN OF ALL THE ACROBATS
SHE COULD DO THE TRTCK3 THAT ;£>ULD GIVE THE BOYS THE SHITS.
SHE COULD SHOOT GR2EN PSAS OUT HSR FUNDAMENTAL ORIFICE
DO A S0U3LS SOMERSAULT AND CATCH »SM ON HSR TITS
SHE23 A GREAT BIG SONQEAB3ICH, TW30S AS BIG AS ME?
WITH HAIR ON HER AS3 LIKB BRANCHES ON A TREE
SHE CAN FISH.. FART FIGHT, FUCK. FLY A PLANE AND DRIVE A TRUCK,
SHE'S THE KDID OF GIRL TEATS GONNA MRRY ME0
1<&TSE HARY (MY BONNE LIES OVER)
I LOTS TO SEE BVRY M&KB WftTSR
SHE PISSES A BEAUTIFUL STREAM
SHE CAN PISS FOR A MILE AND A QUARTER
YOU CAN*!* SEE HER ASS FOR THE STREAM..
I can*t k«w danang
mmm»\mmm^,mmunwi^t0* mmmnm muni n i'ii'
I CAH«T FORGET DANANG
I 0AH»T FORGET CHU LAI
FOB HO CHI MXNH SHOT HACK AT MR
aw so mm or o m uj
xm fkwh wm across ms d.m,z.
i»vb bbopfbd a bob or wo
BTJT ALL I GET IS A BUNCH OF SETT
HICK YOU AHP tOW AMD YOU
CHOHOSs (SI I WAS BORN TO RISK MY ASS
ANT> SAVE VIET NAM TOO
BUT ALL I GET IS A BUNCH OF SHIT
BOM YOU AND TOU ANH YOU
SXLTO BOMBS , (TONE OF SILVER BELLS)
CHORUSj SILVER BOMBS, SILVER BOHBS9 ITS CHRISTMAS TIME OVER HANOI
TING A LING* HERE THEM WHO, SOON IT WSLL BK HAWS BIG DAT
BOMBS ARB DROPPING, TRAFFICS STOPPING, LOOK AT ALL THAT NAPAXH
AND ON 3VFRY STRSET CORNER YOU'LL HERB.....• •
CHORUSj MOTHERS DUNG, CHILDREN CRYING, HO CHI»S TEARING HIS HAIR
AS THB BCKBS FLY IN THS AIR
BOMBS ARE DROPPING, STBEL STILLS FLOPPING, INDUSTRY HAS
DT5CFRASED
ALT, THE V.C* mil HAVE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
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FIGHTER PILOTS LAMENT (TONE OF THUHDRRROAD)
LET KJ3 TELL YOU TK3 STORY, AND I CAT TELL I? AIL
ABOUT A FIGHTS! PILOT, mO LOVfl) HIS ALCOHOL
DRINKING ALL OH5 EVENING, HE DIDN'T SLEEP THAT NIGHT
BflRLY H3KT HORNING KB TOOK HIS FATAL FLIOHT
CRAWLED OUT THROUGH THE PREFLIOHT, HE FELT A LITTLE SICK
YJ5LLSD TO THE PLAN?; CAPTAIN, PLUG HER IN QUICK
JUMPED INTO HIS COCKPIT, HE DIDN'T WKAR HIS MASK
REACHED INTO HIS FLIGHT SUIT AND PULLED OUT A FLASK
CHORUS; THUNDER^ THUNDTjH OVER CHU LAI BAY, LIGHTENING HAS HIS
MSJM BUT HE WAS BOUND TO DIE THIS ©AY
WHISKEr, KHISKEY TO SLAKE A DEHORS THIRST
TKB CO* g«JOR8 TO GET HIM BUT THE DEVIL GOT HIM FIRST,
FXGHTE8. PILOTS LAMENT (COMT)
HAN UP IiIS FIGIIB. KVERSTTHIN-1 LOCKED FIKS
JJiYEu S(ME PW2:t TO TAXI OUT TKB: LI1IR
3TARD.ED Dtt/N THIS RUNWAY , HE WAS DOING WELL
BUT RE ami ROTATED AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO TEK,0
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101 YOU'VE GOT TO BE SHHTIKG MB
10"- GET OFF 111 FtJCKIN BACK
103 DEAT3 THE SHIT OCT OF MS
104 WIAT THE PUCK, OUER
105 3/>S SO FUCKIEG BAD, I GAI»T BBLIS/E 3V
106 I HATS THIS FUCXIJ-iG PLACE
IC7 THIS PLAGE SUCKS
108 PUCK YOU VERY MUCH
109btOVSLYj, SIMPLY FUCKIIO LOVELY
llv') THAT GODBAMHED "Oi; CLUB
lli BEAUTIFUL, JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
11**' PUCK!! SHITU PISS!?
113 SKIPPER'S GOT THE (■ X
UA I JOST GOT FUCKED
115 BIG FUCKXkG DBfUS
116 HATK) IT II? YOUR FIJCKI«G EAR
IT? GIT BEST
118 GIVE A SHIT., GIVE A SHIT
119 YOU'VE GOT k LOT OF STOKING BALLS
1-0 MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS
11 FUCK IT 5 JUST FUCK IT
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130 CAB I GET A HOO-RAY
131 WHAT GARDEN?
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133 TLE FUCIvBf CRUSTS III
LOVE AGAIK
134 I'VE GOT LESS HOURS THAN
YOU HAVE DAPS
I3t:> FUCKIN HEW GUY
136 NO 17 GOT THE CLAP
137 MICK LIKES #3 BETTER THAW #'4
138 WE'RE LEAVING tJEXT FUCKING
MOKTH
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140 WHAT MAKES WILLAED ROUHD
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