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Judy Allred

f A LLS^LnJIexas, ^ 9 A 3

H^TERNITY SONGS .

Singing has always been an important part of fmatern-
ity life and will probably continue to be. The trend in
popularity of songs changes as time progresses^ To day ^ it
seams that the sweety pledging-of-our-faith^and^loyalty-to-
thee song is ranked after the mere rowdy ^ beer-drinking song
according to popularity among the different fraternities^
They progress from funny 3 to slightly suggestive % to nasty,?
and finally to extremely rank* The beer-drinlting songs
fall into two major categoriess those sung in mixed company^
and those for stag parties* These two categories are be-
coming more and more inseparable because the girls are
becoming more liberal minded or less easily embarrassed
and shocked—a result of changing moresa

I chose to divide the songs I have collected according
to my observations into those for dxed company^ and those
for stag parties* I collected seme of the songs from
individuals*, and others from groups <33? from several dif-
ferent boys. Unless I have noted who contributed a song3
it is fairly universal among many fraternities and was
collectedseveral times (33? from a group3

Some fraternity songs sung in mixed eompanyc.

Took a Little Trip
(Collected 1*3*031 Bob Hatcher. Phi Kappa Psi

University of Texas)

Took (a little trip to Heaven
To see the folks up there9
And they were all a seated
Around the heavenly chair a
And when they were all lined 113?
Around the heavenly bar3
Each angel on his shirt front wore
A gravy bowl and star

Ya ya ya ya ya ya% ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya3;;ya ya ya ya ya

Took little trip to hades
To see the poor lost souls
The Phi Delta and the Phi Gams
Were squatting on the coalse

The ^ K 13 sg and Delta Tau* s to sizzle had begun
While the Phi Psi^s were in velvet chairs
A watchin^ all the fun*

Ya ya ya ya ya etc*

The Beta Theta Pi^swer labled duds

And placed upon the shelf.

When in walked ole Beelzebub^

The King of Hell himself*

He slipped the old-time friendly grip

And yelled aloud Hi Hi!

For he was a charter member

And damn good ol ^ Phi Psi<,

Ya ya ya ya ya ya^ ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya ya^ ya ya ya ya ya
Repeat

Boom!

2o Took My Gal Out Walking

Tune- ^Walking Down Canal Street"
Collected from Bob Hatcher

Took my gal out walking^ late one Saturday nite^
Took my gal out walking ^ The moon was shining brights
Asked my gal to marry me, and what do you think she said?
Said she wouldn1 t marry me if the whole wide world were dead

How come you do like I do like I do Like I do
Do like I <3(3 like I do Like I do

Said he was member of Phi Kappa Psi
Said he * 11 be a member until the day he died^
Sing a song of loyalty and raise your voices high%
For I am a member of Phi Kaiopa Psi,

How come you do like 1 do Like I do like I do
Do like I (1(3 like I do like I do
I like the rest but the part I like 1363231:
Is do like I do like I do.

3c The Shiek of Old I. Us
Tune-"The Sheik of Araby"
Collected from Bob Hatcher

I?m the shiek of old T. U. (I*m the Duke of KKG)*
Your love belongs to me (Save it baby)

Each night when you*re asleep (Oh baby when you^r tapped out)
Into your tent I*11 creep (On my hands and knees with my

tongue hanging out) ,
The stars that shine above (Tvjiakle little star)
Will light our way to love (Do you love me5 did you run

all the way^ ha-ha)
Yous 11 rule this world with me (Achtung^ dihkerdohks Messersclimit)
I *m the shiek of old To I?*
$ a There ? s No Hiding Place Down There

Collected from Roy Hall^ Delta Tan Deltas Texas University

Oh the Kappas they wear the golden key^ the golden key^
Oh the Kappas they wear the golden key9 the golden key3
Oh the Kappas wear the golden key? the key to their virginity9,
There ^ 23 110 hiding place down there3

Oh the She- tas they are a bunch of weeks ^ a bunch of ivreckSg
Oil the That as they are a bunch of wrecks 3 a bunch of wrecks^
Oil the 3?hetas a bunch of wrecks, turn out the lights^ tu^n

- '.,.",".,"11.: - 1.*"^.:. on the sax^

There*23 no hiding place do^m there^

Oh the Zetas they burn the bright red light3 the bright red light%
Oh the Zetas they burn the bright red light^ the bright red light^
Oh the Zetas burn the bright red lights any time—day or night %
Tliere* s no hiding place domi there^

Oh the Chi O^s they wear the low cut dress3 the low cut dress%
Oh the Chi 0 s<g they wear the low cut dress ^ the low cut dress %
Oil the Chi ()s 23 wear the low cut dress 3 It ^ s so low I must confess
There? g no hiding place doi?m there*

Oh the Alpha Phis they are a bunch of pigs, a bunch of pigs,
Oh the Alpha Phis they are a bunch of pigs, a bunch of pigs,
Oh the Alpha Phis are a bunch of pigs<, they only sleep with

Kappa Siggg

There*s no hiding place doim there.

Oh the Pi Phis they are a bunch of frills, a bunch of frills?
Oh the Pi Phis they are a bunch of frills, a bunch of frills.
Oh the Pi Phis are a bunch of frills, Footsteps on the window sills
There *s no hiding place down there.

Oh the Tri Belts are so tried and true, tried and true,
Oh the Tri DeltsThey are so tried and true, tried and true,
Oh the Tri Belts are so tried and true, I tried and tried and so

have you.

There^s no hiding place down there.

The following two songs Collected from Dick Taylor9 Phi Delta

Theta^ Texas University

Phi Delt Bungalow

Yon may live in 2a marble palace^ dear^

On a throne that was built just for you^

You may live in a tent in the far Orient

Or a vine-covered cottage for two a

You may spend all your life as a ggypsy^s wife*

Or live in a French chateaua

But the love that is true 3 it is waiting for you%
In a Phi Delt Bungalow3

(50 Tell Me Why She Wears His Pin

To tune of ^Tell Me Why"

Tell me why she wears his pin
Tell nits why she ^s strong for him^
Tell me i?yhy she is so true3
She told me why % now 11 tell you#

Because he' is a Phi Delt bolde
Because he is knight of old^
Because ties wears the word and shield*
That ^ s the reason she had to yields

?. There Are Ho Chi- Omega s 33 At Purdue

To the tune of "I Wish I Was A Little Cake of Soap"
Collected from Bob Doby*, Sigma NUp Texas

Oh? there are 110 Chi Omegas at Purdue
0h% '.there are no Chi Omegas. at Purdue
So the Beta Theta Pis all sleep with Sigma Chis
For there are no Chi Omegas at Purdue.

Oh, there are some Chi Omegas at TP* U<,

Oh$ there are some Chi Omegas at T. U*

But the Beta Sheta Pis Still sleep with Sigma Chis

And the Chi Omegas sleep with Sigma Nas^

Party Shelter

(Celleeted from Bob Venable-% D#lta Tan Delt&p IMiveraity
of Ibxaa)

Delta TSau Delta ? It A Party She Iter
Delta Tau Delta9 That ^uh** where I felt hera
Wa had a dance $ in the game ream.
Gome on baby won you give sag* some leg rpom
Delta Tan Delta thatwhere IE felt that Delta Tau
baby of mina<,

Pbrnieation is nice
But incest is bast
Delta Tan Delta leads all the resto
I laid 333? baby on the ping pong tabla
Tried to get tip tint: X syasn $ t able
Delta Tan Delta That*s where I fait that Delta Tan
baby of mine<>

Roll Ha Over

Collected from Larry I-Iurleu^ Sigma Hu^ Taxas Uo

Chorus Roll saga over% lay me doi-m and do it again*

Roll Has* over% lay ma (133%?% and do it again<.

Roll me over^ in the clover^

Roll ma over% lay ssn- du^vn and do it againo

Ohg this is number one and the fun haa jnat begua<,

Chorus

Ohp this is number two and his hand is on say ghoa<>
Chorus

Ohp this is number three and his hand is on my Imea
Chorus

Ohg this is number four and I can^t aing anymore^

*

10 c Son of 6a Sigma Nu

Collected Larry HurleySigma Nu,y T^xaa U<,

Never trust a Sigma Nu an inch above your knee
IE trusted one the other night to see hew it would be.
He told ma that he loved Baa and always would be true
But that son of a bitch he left with a son of a Sigma

Uo No name

Collected from Maurice Ueiner% Tau Delta Phi? Tbxas Uo

Prom 76th atreet to Capitol Hill^
We "re gonna get drtmlc tonight
The faculty *s afraid of us
They Imow we ^re in the right
So raise your cup <? your loving cup
As high as high can be
For aa long as sex and liquor lasts
He ^11 drinl^ to the Up of T^

Oh IE thinly IE need another drinl^ hay!
1 thinl: IE need another drinl^I ho!
I thinls IE need another drink

To the glory of Tau Delta Phi<?

12e Delta Hall

Collected from Charlie Leepar^ Delta Tata Deltay Tbsgaa U<>

In Delta Hall% In Delta Hall

Uhere every man is kings

In Delta Dbll% In Delta Hall

Ue laugh ^ we dance ^ we singo

With a beeratein on the table (Taaable)

will drinls Mi^Lle we are aaabLa
And we don^t give a damn for any Phi Gam
In Delta Hall

0h<? 1 think that we oughta have a drinla;
IE think that we oughta have a drink^
I think that we oughta have a drini^
To the glory of Delta Tau^

Tune - Ita Great Day

Collected from Larry Hurley^ Sigma Te^aa U<>

IRien you^re doi-m and out
Lift up your head and shout

shit 3

14 o I"m A Drunk Pi Kappa Alpha
collected from Johnny Halman Pi It. A. ^ Texas University

1 Rga a drunlc Pi Kappa Alpha^
And 1 love my Haig and Haigo

I lava my Johhny Uallser and 1 lava my lady sg leg

Oha I get drunlt on all occasions just 154? pass the time ayyay

I a no good drunlaan son of a gun

But a danm 3503d Pi. K A<,

23<, The Buffalo Song

Tuna ** ^The Uhconatant Lover ^

Ccllaeted from Johnny Holman^ Pi, K Ap Tbxae U*

TBwas a cold and windswept prairie IJhara nature loves no man

There a buffalo mat hia brotiMar** a lying in the sand*

Said tha buffaLa to hia brother %

*^3hat malsaa you lie that way?"

But his brother never aaid^

For his brother had bean dead*****

Since way**"***last Msg?******

16<, I A Craclsinw Up

Tune - ^ ^Hawaiian Uar Chant'^

Collected from Will I?ills. Sigma Taxaa diversity

13m a cracking up frdm a lack of ahaeking upg
I wsa a cracking tag? from a lack of shacking up
I just got back frcm Hanta Wanta Lay
AM Iabout to die from a lack of nuldLp tooo
Oh lay map uh^ uhy
Oh lay Baa*; uh^
Oh lay Baa; uh; tdty
Oh lay Mh<? uho

l^m a cracking up from a lack of shaekiig up.
13m a cracking up from a lack of shackixg up<>

juat got back from Wanta Wanta Lay
And 1 about to die from a lack of nuIdLp too*

Aggers and Jews

Tuna ** ^^demoiae 1 le ^ from ^Army Tbara**
Collected from Larry Hurley^ Sigma Hu^

Niggers and Jaws and Sigma Nu^s parleyvoua
Niggers and Jews and Sigma I!uparleyvous

mother was a nigger
And my daddy was Jei7<,
13$a just another bastard Sigma Hu^

I Used Tb Work In Chicago

Collected from Doug Cooper p Sigma Phi Epailon^ Texas U<?

Chorus ** I uaed to work in Chicago in a department store

1 used to work in CLiicago I did but I don ^ t anymore

A lady came in<? she aslaad for soxae fruity
1 aslsed her what kind she adored 9 Plums she aaidp
So plummer I did <? 1 did but IE don ^t anymore*

Chorus

/ *

Alady came in^ aha asked for some calse.
1 asked her what kind, giae adored g layer alie aaid
So layer I didp I did but 1 don*t anymore^

Chorum

< *

A lady came iatp she asked for some hardxmre^
I asked her what kind sM adored^ ahe a'aid<?

So nail her I did? 1 did but I donanymore^

(Sxcrua

A lady came in^ she as!e d fog* -seme cinnamon^
1 asked her what kind she adored $ sticka she a aid
So stick har I didy I did but It don ^t anymore ^

Chorus

^ o ^ ^ ^ ^ v ^ ^ # ^ pee &oup

a e * ^ & * split*
SO SfpllLt her 9 # e e * <& <&

^ A jL orik^ & & e Q

o a a a

So toss her

y e * * &

C* V 3 9 O # S) 3 f? &

3 & # 9 ^eCreaHtq, # ^ <& ^ <&

So cream her<, * *.

o e a a e a v * * 9

e w f* ^ ^liQuor^ ^ ^ <p

So liLck her # & # #

& ^ o ^ ^ c & # & ^ co^ ers
& # a 3 <&<& A Spread^ & ^ ^ ^
So spread hej?+*,<>*<&**

6 * * o a banana

# a* # * * &
a w a * a a <3

So peal her^

^ a c& a?

a <a w # o e 9 & 9 9 <& JCOpe

*

9 * w * e $ JP^KHpa <g, * 3

So jump hare*. + # + o

& & & * * * v ^ 9 ^hardtyare

So plug lier<, +

$ o ^ ^

19o Hairy Chested Man

Tune ** "Year of the Jubila**

Collected from Billy Galbreth^ A^T^O^^ Texas U<,

We are the joy boya of ATO
I^sllo^ hello^ hello^ hell&e
We want the whole damn world to laaaw
We are the joy beys of ATO.

We are the great big ^uh- hairy chested rnen^
We are the ATO ^ So

For we drinis whiskey with tha best of then
Gin with tia rest d: ^hem
Deer with the worst of tha%<,

20o 033L^ary*s Bar

Collected from Buclty Hightw/er^ Sigma (Sii^ T^xaa U

Tv7as a cold winters evening
T&ie guests were all leaving
O^Leary cloaing the bar
Wlien he turned ant said
To the lady in red

Get out you ean^t stay where you are
She ai-yept a sad tear
In her buclcet of beer

As she thought of tia cold night ahead^

IH^en a Sigma Chi dapper

Stepped out of tlie crapper

And these are tie words that he said ^

Her mother never told her

The things a young girl should know

About the ways of Si-gma Chi^g

.And hot? they com and go (Mostly go)

How age haa tal^en her beauty

And sin lias left its sad sear (what a gash!)

So renumber your mothers and sisters^ Sigs*

Let 1^11 ie sleep under tl^ bar ^^ B^A^R^E^

Sam Hall '

Collected from Doug Cooperp Sigma Phi Epsilon^ Tbxas U.

13all my name is Sam Hall, is Sam Hall.

Hot? my name is Sam Halls is Sam Hall-.

Yes my name is Sam Hall? aid 11 hate you one as& all

You^re a bumeh of mucker "a all9 Gcd damn your eyes.

Well I killed a man ?tis saidg so "tie said
Hot? X killed a man ^tis said ? so "tis said
Well I IdLllad a man 'tis said9 Hall! I split his
Bloody liead and left him for dead 9
God damn his eyeSa

Mall the sheriff he come too, he come too,
Hop? the sheriff he come too? he com tooy

Well the sliariff he come too^ with his little boys in blue^
Lord, what a bloody creWy God damn their eyes.

31 saw Holly in the crowd, in the crowd
I sax? Holly in the crowd, in tie cratvd

Now I caw Molly in the crowd, and I hollered riglt out loud
"Hayp Mollys ain^t ya proud9 God damn your eyes<,

Uell the parson, he d& come, he di3. come9

Hew the parson, he <M3. ome, he d^d com ,

Yes parson, he did coma. he locked so Gcd damn

glum, as he tailed of Kingdom come ^
Well he can kiss runny bun. God damn his eyes ^

Let tiiis be my parting yell, pss*ting yell?

Let this be my parting yell, parting yells

Let this be my parting yelly and 1^11 see you all in Ilellg

AM I hope you sizzle well, God damn your eyes.

The Clink Song

Collected from Dave Standridge, Acacia, University of Texas

Ac— ac— ia—Acacia.
Drink, drink, drink.
Our glasses we'll fin
And we pledge with a will
As they clink, clink, clink
Let Acacia be our toast
LøRg live in blessed unity
Our dear fraternity.

23 o Far Below

(Dave Standridge)

Far below Acacias Standard^

Therea motley crew.

One-hundred and twenty sons of bitches

Known as Sigma nus*

Half the world is white and pure^

The other half is Signature.

24a Skirts

Collected from Ray Simms<, Phi KaDpa Psi^ Texas University

Broadway^s a tame street3 compared to Guadalupe Street
All dressed un Saturday night.

All the way from Hirsh*s down to Charlie*s liquor store

You can see those Campus Wheels all dressed up

And sittin* on the corner

LooldLng ^em over straight from the shoulder

Corn fed and struttin' up and down*

Tho their skirts are made of gingham

Its the saucy way taey swing *em

That brings the druncners to our home town.

Tho their skirts are made of flannel

Its the zipper on the panel

That brings the drujnmers to our home town*

Tho their skirts are made of serge

Tits that biological 132*3543

That brings the drummers to our home town.

Tho their skirts are made of denim

Its the stuff they carry in 'em

That brings the drummers to our home town*

Tho their skirts are madeof cowhidey

Its the bare hi&a on the inside

That brings the drummers to our home town*

Tho their skirts are made of linen^

Its the way they let the men in%

That brings the drummers to our home town.

Tho their skirts are made of grass

Its the way they shake their shoulders$

That brings the drummers to our home towns

( There is romm for many more verses to this song3 and
and there are probably more made tip every timeit is sung*)

As Me Go Marching

Collected from ray Simms^ Phi Kappa Psi

Adam was -tie first man the Phi Psis ever took in^

Socrates the wisest that ever wore the pin.

Sampson was the strongest? although he had the itch%

And" when Julius Caesar came along3 we pledged the son-of-a-biteh<>

Chorus

For as we go marching^ and the band begins to P^I^S-Y*
You can hear the voices shouting^ the raggedy-eyed Phi Psis
Are out againDa^ da^ da% da^ da ^ <121% da% da%

Phi Psi was 033. C!iapin Street when Beta was a pup^
Phi Psis^11 be on Chapin Street when Beta^s busted
Tlieir colors are a pink and blue—baby pinlt and baby blue.
Now doesn^t that sound sweet to you for Beta Theta Pi?

Chorus

Now there is an eating club by the name of Sigma Chio
And It*s a hell of a hell of a hell of a bunch of guys.
They have a very pretty^song^ if it should ever die%
Who?d ever want to be a pledge of Sigma Sigma Chi3

Clioros

Now there is a country club by the name of S A B,
And they*re the countriest<, country club that you will ever see*
Their pledges are a bunch of butts^ their brothers they are worse.
And if this one isn*t bad enough we'll sing another verse*

Chorus

Kappa Sig's a brotherhood that's now on Social Pro.

With eighteen thousand loyal brothers pledging boys with dough.

The only thing that worries us is what they^re gonna do

When they check the rolls and find they*re feeding Sigma Alpha Mu.

Chorus

26*. Aggie War Hymn

Collected from Ray Simms? Phi Kappa Psi^ Texas

Hullabalu^ k^neck^ k^neck

Hullabalu^ k^neck^ k^neck

We are the farmer boys from A & M

We*ve got a rouser for o*nr Aggie hymn

We hate those dirty boys from Texas U.

They are the boys who make the Tea come true.

The eyes of Texas are uoon us,

That is a fact we can*t delete, eith defeat9

Oh, we hate those city slickers with their tea

Cause they win the football games 7

That makes it kinda rough

Hakes it kinda rough

Texas -A a: M when the going gets tough

We are the Texas Aggies

La la la la la la

We saw those horns$ but

Texas won't let us,

and that isn't fun al all

(And it makes lis so jad we could just spit!)

27* Gonna Build He A Castle

Collected from David Unoerman, Sigma Alpha Mu% Texas U<>

Gonna build me a castle, paint it purple and white
Gonna entertain royalty every night
Scatter them fedders all over the floor
Sigma Alpha IIu over the door.

Gonna marry Hie a girl from old T. U.

Gonna change her blood from red to blue.

In my little castle painted purple and white

Castle painted, castle painted white

In my little castle painted purple and white*

28. Sing Brother Sing

Collected from Bob Greve^ Sigma ALpha Epsilon^ Texas Uo

Sing, brother$ singy O^lordy^ sing brother
Let Phi Alpha ring^ sing brother , singe
(Chords)

They^re called the Virgin Islands
But that cannot be
For on the Virgin Islands
There is an S A E.

Chorus

On every Kappa active^
There is a Kappa key
On every Kanpa nledge^
There its an S A IS*

Chorus

Lock TRip the gr.tes of heaven
Throw away the key
Lock up the firgin Hary
Here comes an S A IS'

Chorus

Said Abraham to (loci
What is your fraternity^
Well Abraham * s a Figi
But God*s and S A E*

Chorus

A Sig Alph took an Alpha Phi

Up to his room you seep

Nine months went by

And there appeared a Sigma Alpha Phi.

Chorus

Mary had a little lamb
Its leg was made of mutton
And every time it raised its leg
It showed a Kappa Sig button

Chorus

2% Drink? Drink3 Drink

Collected from Ricky Hightower, Sigma Chip Texas U<,

Come you jolly kustos
Fill lis; up a bumper
Fill lis up a bumper
To the brim*

And when we*ve downed it
Fill lis up another
Fill lis up another
With a vim.

And drink, drink? drink? drink
Pass the wine cup free
Drinks drink^ drink9 drink9
Jolly Sigs are we
Free from care and disoair
What care we

Here*s to the blue and gold
Our loved fraternity

Mien ^ere we meet as Sigma Chis

Our chanting sweet ascends on high

The moments fleet go passing by

We * 11 sing and drink, drink, drink, drinks

Pass the wine.cup free,

Drink^ drink 9 drink ^ drinlt,

Jolly Sigs are we

Free from care and dispair

What care we^

300 Kappa Alpha Theta Cutie Pies

Collected from several different people
(This song is sung by boys in a falseetta, imitating the
girls who sing it)

Damns damn, damn the Kappa Gammas

To hell with the Pi Beta Phis

Oh, to hell with all the rest

For we know that we're the best

We're the Kanpa Alpha Theta Cutie Pies*

Many people may disagree as to the classification of some of
the songs I have collected, and some of the above songs should be
sung only at stag narties, but they are being sung in mixed
company depending on the groups, of course. Also some of the
songs I chose to classify as stag songs, are sung in mixed company
occasionally.

Songs for Stag Parties

1 a Flee Alpha Phi

Collected from Bob Venable, D#lta Tan Delta

To thee, Alpha Phi, we shall pledge our abortions

and lack of our virginity.
To the friends we have made, and the friends that

have made us
We lie here in state of pregnancy^

We 311 send all our daughters to Wellsley or Vassar
As far as this place can be*
No freshmen to woo them
No seniors to screw them
To hell with thee, Alpha Phia

2o Life

Tunes Scarlet Ribbons

Collected from Bob Venable, Delta Tau Delta

Life presents a doleful picture
All about is sad and gloom
Father has an anal strictute
Mother has a fallen womb*

In the corner sits Jerima
Never laughs and rarely smiles
What a dismal occupation
Cracking ice for Father?s piles*

Bill, the butler*s been deported
For a homosexual crime*
Nell the maid has been aborted
For the forty-second time*

Baby Ben is no exception
For he^s always having fits
Every time he laughs he vomits
Every time he farts he shits.

The Wheel

Collected from John HoMan, Pi Kappa Alpha

If met a sailor Rfore he died
I have no doubt that the bastard lied
About a maid with a cunt so wide
She never could be satisfied*

And so he built a fuckin^ great wheel
With balls of brass and a rod of steel
The balls of brass were filled with cream
And the whole fuckin^ issue was run by steam.

Round and round went the fuckin^ great wheel
In and out went the rod of steel
Until at last the poor maid cried
"Enough, enough, I?m satisfied*"

And now we come to the bitter bit

That there was no way of stopping it

The maid was split from ass to tit,

And the whole fuckin^ issue was covered with shit^

Mary Ami Barnes

Collected from Eddie Latham, Phi Kappa Psi

Mary ann Barnes is queen of all the acrobats
She could do tricks that^d give a cat the shits*
She could flip green peas through her fundamental

orifice

Do a double somersault and catch ^em on her teats*

She^s a great big son of a bitch

Twice as big as you and Hie

Hair on her ass like branches on a tree*

She can swim, fish, fight, fuck and drive a truck.

She the kinda gai that* s {gonna marry me *

Adam

Tune: Tramp, Tramp, Tramp the Boys are Marching;
Collected from Bob Linda, Beta Theta Pi, Tegas Ua

Adam was the first man to ever wear the pin
And Socrates the wisest of all the earthly kin.
And Samson was the strongest although he had the itch*
And if Julius Caesar ever comes along we*11 pledge
the son^of^a-b%%^h Betas raise your voices..**

In Bohunkus, Tennessee.
There s a horse*s ass that's me
And my father shoveled horseshit in the street,

in the street*
And when I was very young
He found diamonds in the dung
And he sent Diet off a Beta for to tie.

Hail, hail, hail, you Masterbetas
Raise your thunderheads on high
And we *11 drink another glass
To the biggest horses* ass
In the halls of Beta Theta Pi.

Waltz Me Around Again Willie
Tune—"Cielito Lindo"

Ay, ay, ay, ay, In China they do it for chili
Oh, here cones the first verse, it' worse than another

verse,

So, waltz me around again Willie

/

There onee was a queer from Rangoon
Who took a lesbian un to his room.
They argued all night, over who had the right
To do what, and with which, to whom^

Ah, ay, ay, ay, In China they do it for chili
Oh, here comes another verse, it*s worse than the last

verse,

So, waltz me around again Willie*

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to make love on the stair
The bannister broke, so he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid air.

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There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She shriveled and shrank, my Sod how she stank
But think of the money Dave saved.

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Theire once was a young girl from Crete
Who drearat she stripped in the street
She thought 1b*was a joke, until she awoke
And found mud on the soles of her feet.

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There once was a man from Sweeney

Who poured gin on his weenie.

But not 16(3 be uncouth, lie added vermouth

And sli-oped his date a martini *

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There once was a man from El Pass

Whose balls were made out of brass.

When they banged together they played stormy weather

And lightening shot out of his ass.

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There once was a young girl from Peru
Who had nothing she wanted to do
So she sat on the stairs and counted her hairs.
Four thousand, nine hundred and two*

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There once were two monks from Siberia
Whose lives couldn't be drearier
They said with a yell, lets raise some hell,
And gang-banged the Mother Superior.

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There once was a ian from Xileen
Who invented a fucking machine
Both concave and convex, it fit either sex,
But, oh what a bastard to clean*

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There once wrs a man from Fantncket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it<,
He said with a grin, as lie wiped off his chin
If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it„

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There once was a girl from Rangore
Whose cunt was extremely sore

As she walked down the street, dogs snapped at her meat,
Which hung like green cheese from her drawers <?

Ay? ay, ay, ay In China they do it for chili

Oh, that was the last verse, it*s worse than any other verse

So, waltz me around again Willie

The Runaway Train

Tune- "When Johnny Comes Marching Home"
Collected from Carl Stephanow, Sigma Im, Texas

The runaway train went down the track
She blew, she blew

The runaway train went down the track,
She blew, she blew,

The runaway train went down the track
And I hope to hell she wont come back
And away she blew,
Oh, Lordy how she blew*

The engineer ws at the throttle

She blew? she blew

The engineer was at'the throttle

She blew, she blew

Jacking off with a whiskey bottle

And away she blew

Oh 9 Lordy how she blew.

The parlor maid was in the bar

She blew2 she blew

The parlor maid was in the bar

She blew? she blew

A fucking herself with a black cigar

And aivay she blew

Oh^ Lordy how she blews

The damned old bum was riding the rods
She blew, she blew

The damned old bum was riding the rods,
She blew, she blew

When ninety-nine cars ran over his cods,

And away she blew

Oh, Lordy how she blew

Hot Nuts

Hot nuts, hot nuts, {get; ^em from the peanut man,
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, nuts, hot nuts
Get 'em any way you can.
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Got it in the kitchen, got it in the hall

Got it (3n my finger, so I wiped it on the wall-*Nuts

Hot nuts, get them from the peanut mane... etc.

See that man dressed in brown,

He's got the hi gest nuts in town—Nuts

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See that man dressed in black

He carries his nuts in a gunny sack—Huts '

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See that girl dressed in red

She makes her lining lying in bed—Nuts

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See that girl dressed in pink

She's the one who make my finger stinks-Nuts

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See that girl sitting on his lap.

Bang with her and you'11 get the clap—Nuts

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See that girl over there in slacks

She shacks—Nuts

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Little red rooster, little black duck,

Put ' em on the table and watch them —dance—Nuts

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See that man who walks like a duck

He can*t dance but he sure can fuck*—Nuts

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See that girl dressed in blue

She can't dance but she sure can screw —Nuts

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See that girl dressed in green

She lost her quarter in the bathroom machine—Nuts
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See that cool guy named Harry

He*s got nuts but he's still a fairy.—Nuts

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Got some in a Cadillac, got some in a Ford

But the best I got was on the running board—Nuts

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See that guy, He's a Phi Gam

He's got nuts but they ain't worth a damn—Nuts
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Now there is a girl named Pearl

She cracks so many nuts, they call her squirrels-Nuts
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There is a girl named Jill

She won't screw, but her sister will—Nuts

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See that girl named Mary

They call her dingleberry—Nuts

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See that girl in bine

She'll polish your knob if you ask her to—Nuts
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See that man in back swinging a pick
Missed one day and cut off his finger—Huts
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That man over there goes to Texas Tech
His nuts hang around his neck—Nuts
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1  The parts in parentheses arechanted in a fast pace


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