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T'ho material it) this pnp--::? vus collected from 28 July
•to 25 August 19S2 at tho Air Fov-eo R9TC Rmuiao:c Training Unit
Cvi George .^;iiv- Koroc B&so*. Cttlixoinia* I'.pi:.:. iccati-a uas
sltcroatc3.y referred ton.;;: ^i:iHh^ Garden Spat of the X1qq:U in
tho Colorful'lloSavc Pocort" ™ "ihe Ass-holu of tho World^u_u

ITou to the subject at h-nd- V£:y ?,ro those pioccs pop-*
iox^od? First arj a release frca tho bov-ocoz.* of ri^echinj; fioou
place to place in for-matiout, then a rii^\t (iix thik car-;-,. _f ^
group of tir^nt/r to tTJonty-iive nsn) ia i^a^cM*^ o:-* double -
t'iiii^g; 2xC.j yl-ec; to place_? it must bs in rbrtX; Llliv;^;/
ieinafcio.ii &-\£ :li\ step* Ins£vad of counties o?t'^^ baii: ^f;
uadenca "Imp. tuo_r three, four*^u all of the ^a:,/^ thv. t;-oi-._---
rosoi-t to Cadence eXLIs. Jody c^lls. cuid ^ar-e'V'.r.g son^f
Ihoso arc usually c tchy and enable the flight i",o ho en in stov
because cvoryono in the flight sings thu repeat and tho chorus
of the calls and in tho case of the nor chins Gongs₅ they sing
tho .entire song as a group* fhis promotes flight unity or
"ospirit do corps*ⁿ beeausG they havo something in cosnon*.

As the period of training progresses tho flight has eomo».
eneniec such as the Tactical Officers (sort of a flight supervisor
otherwise known ac « "TAG" officer or a 20.) _v They find that
they can release their grievances through the Jcdy calls ijithout
getting into trouble* For ossnple, minbers ££ through 25 are

:;-•.•.;':::; ;y< a coi^t :..i;i i'-' '■ ofi'iecr ik.^ou. .^i^ciile. Jlo O.vuv:. an
->iCC-L station \,-:ir:;••■'.; :;o o nytm-aj jibe -.;„;; r-l-Dut nis o.r-;.-'. I;c
also rroquen-yjyr ucre a bara-iSa-short unilora ivo/n vhicfc' eai*.
ti:t! jibe about hir. Icnobby hnecs*

Finally, tho troopn est a certain ego--satisfaction out of
coming up uith a yicv piece that the guys in thr? flight llkcv
Host of the so floa.l v/;'r.h oo.uzio.ii. cjcporsloneewj vha aost comon
boing ue.%., Alo.'^ those linos,. it cocr.ir; to bo that tho fcost onos
are the boldest-, For oxanp.*ie_r, tho first time number four U3«
heard_? tho porfomer used the finc-1 ■ ^'seu", lea/inn tho honor
or catch to the implication of a raore dirty irord rhyning %riih
ⁿIJantuck^w» She.next guy \rao performed it grew moro "bold? wanting
to outdo ids predscossot₅ and substituted tho implied word ivy
tho implication* Finally, when the boldness reached total
audacity (near the end of cai3p)_? the slightly perverted
"Ilasturbater^s Song" (nurfber thirty-nine)was perfomod openly*
Adde-'-dar

The na&e«up of this canp -was all young nen of junior or
-senior classification in college. About half of those irore from
schools in Texas5 a third of the remainder from the West feast;
and the rost from points in the Midwest and South-East*

.All of the -Tody calls are foll^?ed by the traditional chorus;

Sound Off I (single-perforator)

On©_? 3h;o. (nen respond)

Bring it on cut*! (single r>erfonaer)

Threes Four* (men respond)

RacI: it on daunl (single porf orr-vsr)                                        -l

One_?-t\jo_r throe, fcur_?                                                               . *■

One 3 "-\5oi ■ three-foTiTe

Another chorus ic as follouni .......

l):i I rl^l t. or i/ronc? (ucn. anni;\-r) ion-re ri~t.ii;;
An I ri~ht or won"? (non answer-) You're ri~ht*
iVa 1 right, or an I i/rons*

Or an $'rich* or won^' (ncn answer)'You*re righ'c
Sound*Off! (etc.)

x,: teadit: c;;'.l jgdy -r.LLS

i* -LocIgI ? Pdfd F.nd a tcnl: full of gr.ss

Ilouth fiL^l oi" titty nrl a -hand full of ass.

2. I don't 3-jicii but I've. got alnmcli;
The■Colonol*c daughter is a punch»

3* I. don?t fcno-vr but I've got a nunc?*
'Ive're'-'bahlna an an^rial bunch*

h-y I got a gal in old ilantuckS

All she docs is cook and SfiWfi (fudiD

?₀. I got a gal in £an Antony-.|

She's got a craving fop ay bone *

60 1 got a gal in San Mtone'f
Siio don't like to sloop alone-,

7« I got a gal in Tirfouktui

Sli9*ll go viith ae but not vrith you*

8y If 1 die on the Russian Front;
Let me die on a Russian cant*

9« I got a gal in Austin toiai;

Snap your fingers and she lays right clotm*

10 o I got a gal in He\r Orleans 5

She ^Es got a mustache in ha? jeans?.

Ho I got a gal in ATailenej

She puts out like a cake nachinee

12o 1 cot a gal in How Orleans!

Fourteen kids and a can of beans *

13«. I kamr a gal "who iivos on a hill?

She i-jon^st do it but hep sister 1d.H0

•l*h> I knou a guy named Buffalo Bill 5

He -won*t do it but his Buffalo trill*

15<> I knoxr e gal all drossod in Red 5
Hakes her livin¹ in a bad*

16o I know a gal all dressed in groiai|
Makes hero livin¹ laying daim*

Xy, I keen; n £vX nl'i itt'c*S!-;od in G~-t:z&
She's a l|:c:'Vi.- _t-£ar. Linch:ir/j,

18, X got a gal all dressed its KLua-y
Sijs»^li-.- Atw &<•» aud nofc.i'Otf yon.,

19,, X 2aio\? r. gal a!3 dressed in. Blacki
"'' Xliilcet ii^r liTin¹ on hoy oadi<

2-^:V I toigv a gal all dressGd In wxiii?
Si>y'T.'-.Lli even do it i*. a s&*&..

21. Jack -anil %ill vent, up the hill* ^

Jill cano do\av t;ith a two dollar Dili."

22* I don't 3mow fcut I've ftoea. told;
Fischlc^fs cot a rod ass hole.

23* Fisclile, Picehle₅ fae*s ny aco?

He's the orto with the monkey xaeo*

^V* I dan*t fcnov tout I^eve got, a hunch;
Easel«.ft aio a pll« of atxoic«.

25V I dcn⁵t Imo-w Imt I*vg got a feeling
Captain nsoilless gonna get a pooling

20* Tuin :'3i» iior-d to^ewsi: riid snoo>«>,
Ilore co::o Fisehle's 3oiees«

97 I linov; o ~'l i'i"⁰³² Baton Hougej

She's rot swamp water in hor shoes._
Kn It rains that. mot swanp-daiiehMr,
Raise' hor skirt a$ove the water.-
She*•s got -watessnarks on her thighs?
I love to see that water rise*

23o RI1IG-BA1?G~B00

Eing-Itahg-i)oo₉ How TJhct is. that?
Round and firm like a puss-'-cac;
A hole in the niddle and a hair or Wo,
' 'Sfc&fc^s what's linown as the *iing-Dang«*uoo

Knew a gal liho-vas in hor toons,

lived outside of "ITetr Opleens'y

V&en oh© winked hor eye at you_?

Ya*Xnev she was hot with the .Bing«Danc-Doo.

xool: no doua. Into her eellu?V

j?old no \\k\c a darni nice 'Toller¹¹*

Peel no xitiiQ and v/hiskoy, too;

Lot r;e itlay vriLth the Pdng~Dans~I)oo*

VJhon she cot homo her mother caid^

^f*Ya nmst. liave lost youi" Gosh-Dui-n head*

Pad: your bra and panties*, too;

Got out of toun xrith the rdng-Danc^r'oo

She ^julked the streets and became 'a -whore,
Hung this sign imon her door
^MA Iificfcel> a Dine* A Quarter trill do,
lake a Crack at the Ring^Darig-Doo*

Along caae a recMieadcd son-of-a^Mtch^
Had the 'crabs and the seven ye<*\r itch.
Had the SypTj and the Blue-Ball s_$ too 5
Gave then all to the Ian£"pang*~i)oo •

Well^ she got old and finally died.
Ten Thousand Ka-dets xiapt and cried*
1-ung her tits on the shit^house ^jallj

Pickled her t-uat in alcohols

■ *

II© GIANTS AITD CADISITCil C-'iLLS

A. I". QUICK Till-.} (120 steps per minute)

29 o Held© Hoy, Ilei.do Ilo,

Uiddley Widdley Ifeddloy VJo₅

lleide Ho 3 Ilcldo Hey,

Let' s go "back and count sonc no'«

30» llaty Katy, Cota^mr.ta-Vfcdi ₅
Cota-nota«=-Wadi, Dingo-Dong*
Ilotch Kotch, Cota-moti^otehj
Cota~noti«oti«oti₉ dingo dong»
An I right or wrong"? (etc)

31» Tho -wider the river, the■-greener the grass?
The bigger the booMes, the better the ass*

32» My name is Bill Bailey_? my dick is a.xdialey-

My balls -usigh a hundred and fourty^four poendsa
It's like slodgo~hammer_f I¹11 fuck her Goddam hor?
I'll drive her damn ass in the ground*

3¹*". AIIIIIAL CADBiXB. CGUIJTJ

c - ' ■

Ooh!, J3 stops), Ah!9 (3 sfceos)} Ooh 5, (3 stei>3), Ah! (3 steps),
Ooh!, Xl stop). Ah!, (1 stop), Ooh J, C'l step)* Ah! (1 step)
Ooh, All, Ooh, All, Ooh, Ali₈ Ooh₅ All, Ooh_? (3 steps), Ahhh*

35* Her father was there yhon you loft, (answer) Yon*re right!
Her mother was there when you loft_?                   You're right.?

Her brother irrz there when you left.                 You*re right,!

Her doctor was there when you loft,                   You^:ro right*

That*s the reason, you left*

B* III Di.UBLi^illllil (180 steps per niimte)

360. Hup₅ two, three, four                           (hen repeat)

Idbl of the Air Corps,
Every day I love it nore_?
Itio'c the test?
The Very best?
Of all the rest?
C Flight* (or unit name)
Ifilt₉.tvio« threes four.
Up the hill,
Down the hill.
Cross the bridge,
Gotta go.
Heed a piece,
Gotta pee
0h_? shit*
Get the'TAC,
To the pool
Let's stop,
Gotta go.
Hup, tiro₅ three, four*

III* KARCCIIIG -SGHGS'

37 o (To the tune of "The Girl I 5feft Behind lib").

Oh she 3-umped in "bed and covered up her head.
And said I could not find her,
Well I knew damn well she was lying like Hell,
So I jumped right in behind her*

1 Flipity«flOT> 1 landed on top,
':             And started my organ grinder₉

She auiiroed l^^{e a} goose when I shot her the juice₉

And noif she*s got a reminder©

Wall 1 fuekod frn? once, oncl I fucked her wi.cc;.>
And I fuelled nor once cod often_?
Oh I Txpolce hsr cpri^& o:c coae dean. thing ₉
-find nolr she's in her coffin.

Sung by^tho uhorchouse quartet*
Have yi^£ cot a hard on? Ilofc yet J
Arc ya* ceiina got one? Sou bet I
You f-LLC^exv, yoiw

38„ Oh I stuci: It in one ; she s- id he-by this is fun

(chorus) ^t:rut your belly tip to nino and ran it on, ran it on*"
Oh'I'stud: it in tiro; she said baby 1 want you,
(chorus)

Oh I stuck it in three; she said baby come to rac,
(chorus)

Oh 1 stud: it in four; she said baby give no laorOj,
(chorus)

Oh I stud: it in five; oho said baby confc alive,
(chorus)

Oh I stud: it in s±&~\ she said baby pick up s tides*
(chorus)

Ch I stud: it in sevens she said baby make it eleven*
(chorus)
, Oh I stuck it in eight1*she said baby don't be late_s
(ohorus)
Oh I stuck it in nine; she said baby-this is fine,

(chorus)
Oh I stud: it in ton; she said baby cone again_s
(diorus)

Oh I stuck it in eleven; she said baby this if heaven»
(chorus)

Oh I stuck it in twelve; she said baby this is Hell J
"Put your dick in your pants and take it homo, take it hone."

39. l-IASTtnoxATGR'S SOIIG (to'tunc of "Funiculi, Funicula")'

Last night I stayed at hono and nasturbated-
It felt so good, I linev it uould.
Last night I stayed at hooe and masturbated,
1 did it tr/iccf it felt so nice,
You really ought to see my short stroke ₅
It is so neat, I use ay foot*
Smash it! Bash itl Beat it on tho floor!
Wra-o it around tho bed post, slaa it in the doors
I beat i:ry aeat_? I beat ny meat* I beat ny moat*
Some people like Intercourse_? ' •                                              . 1

But I -will beat ny aeat_&

IV. AxxITIDS, CHECK
i ' •' .
hOt, Give m shit* Give a shit,
I could almost give a shite

(Shout)

*fi« I love the corps*' I love the corps,
Everyday 1 love it nore*

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