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the scanned pages. STOVEPIPE IHDBX Introduction • ».••.•»....••« I Word of Warning ........ c ... . II Dedication «•••*...»»»•.•». Ill Toast to a Pilot .•.,.»,..•.»* IT Beside a Guinea Waterfall ««•«•».. 1 Boozin1 Buddies .,«..•»•.... • 1 Tiptanks and Tailpipes........„ * 2 Let's Have a Party ...•».....•. 2 Itazuke OHT . 0......... . • . • 3 Too Long at Itazuke ...,.<<...• 3 Meet Me in Kyoto . , ....<> ...•'• . 3 Pilot's Lament ...... * ...... • ^ Moonshine *.*.....<,...••,• ^ Safe Hand Ya.il . • . . ....... . . . 5 Air Force 801 ♦ . . ........... 6 Strafin' Hound the Mountain......• 7 I Wanted Wings.............. 8 Save a Fighter Pilot1 s Life I . . . „ . . 9 Save a Fighter Pilot's Life II . <, . ♦ . . 10 Save a Fighter Pilot's Life III..... 11 On Top of Old Fuji........ . . . . 12 Red Nose MiGs . . ♦ ♦.......... 12 MiG 15 .. o .............. . 12 You Can Tell a Fighter Pilot . ...... 13 Off We Go . . . «............ 13 We Are The Boys........♦ * . * . 13 TAG Headquarters 0............ 13 Ain't it a Bloody Shame 9 e . . • . . • • 14 V/hen Your Leaves Have Turned To Silver ♦ .. 14 Flak Showers ....*.......... 14 Here's To The Regular Air Force ..... 15 The River Ran Red............ 15 Napalm (It Was Sad) ......... o • 16 Stand To Your Glasses Steady ...*.♦. 17 Come and Join the Air Force . ...... 18 "G" Suits and Parachutes ......... 19 Rail Cutters o ............ . 20 Marly Abort <•*•».»»........ 20 Parties, Banquets* and Balls ....... 20 Wreck of the Old » 97 .......... . 21 Just Give Me Operations ......... 22 Toast to the Blue Angels *.......♦ 23 Fighter Pilots.......»....* 2k Reservists Lament *,«•#«•*••» 25 Kuni-Ri and Antung ■••» ..#.**!, f » 26 On Top of Old Pyong-Yaag * . * f . . • . 27 Man JBehind the Armor-Plated Desk t # , , 28 Tachikawa,, Yokahama, Itazuke .*«♦♦. 29 Once They Were Happy ♦.•♦,...,♦ 29 Song of the 18th •*♦♦.»...... 30 The Air tforce Has Gone To Hell . . # . ♦ 31 If You Sly.*. ..*•.>...*.,♦. 32 Clear The Pattern ...•,*•«.*. 32 Ten Thousand Dollars ,♦♦♦„♦.. „ , 33 Iourd Better Get Yourself a Guy . . „ . 33 Air Force Song.....• • ♦ . 3 . ♦ * 34 Air Porce Hymn . ♦ ......... • V 35 ILTIiODUCTIOH The following songs were collected over a three-year period* They arc but a small saaplo of the many songs sung at iiir Force JBases throughout the world or wherever fighter pilots chance to meet and drink together. This book is composed of songs strictly about fighters, there- fore many old favorites such as "*4imue the Mermaid11 l,UlBellleyf a Bar" etc. have been oromitted due to lack of space* I'&ny of the songs have several versions, since each unit has its own personalities and situations and consequently alters the words to fit them. In many cases it was impossible to discover the original source of a song; therefore, the author of each song is listed where known, and the person or collection from whom it was obtained* It is hoped that no offense will be taken by uncredited autaors, as every effort has been made to give proper credit* A partial list of sources follows. To those who have generously given of their time and patiently written out their songs, thank you. Logan Bent ley Donaldson AEB Hovember 195^ Capt. Al Hamby Capt. Dick Hellwege Capt. Brlice Jones Capt. Harry Mulholland Capt. Tom Perfili Capt. George Thomas Capt. Pete Van. Brussel Lt. "Red" Pryor Lt. Bob Daley &t* Jisa Daleo Lt. John Eobertson "Songs of the 8th Fighters" "Kepulsive Rhapsodies" "Soi.ga lly Mother Never Taught Me" "Songs of the ^9th Fighter-Bomber Group" "Songs of the 325th" AIH TOHGa TII43S : I ^ is a !tword of warning11 - a warning to those readers whose tender sensibilities may? or more accurately will, be of£en&3& by the language of these ballads- But it is no apo^ logy to them* For these*Sure songs that are sung by flying officers and men throughout the English speaking world* They reflect the manners of men at war, the morals of pilots who drink to forget for an evening the combat mission they must fl;- at„ dawn* I&ny of these lyrics were adopted to the Korean "situation*1 after becoming popular among the same warriors during World War II, ar*d at least one or two were sung around the -caEpfiree of the eve of Gettysburg* It foI?owf;? therefore that they are not the product of a -a./*'-j.<xcZa:: degenerate generation,. They are instead^ as they alw?y.. have be-j:i3 an integral part of military life in the fi:i.sdt, no nor5 and no less so than a cold tent, bathing in a h3j.ni.;tf dehydrated potatoes and dysentery* Tc j mu.ri; accept or ignore them as we accept or ignore the ?o:..3.iiic...:.s \;]hab inspired their authors to write them and us to ftrcn ,?longs My Mother Never Taught 3fe,M 18th Fighter-Bomber THIS COLLECTION IS BSDIC&Tifl) TO ALL JIGHUHB PILOTS LIVING AND DSAD KMMKMP TOAST TO A PILOT We loop in the purple twilight We spin in the silvery dawn With black smoke trailing behind us To show where our comrades have gone. So stand to your glasses steady This world is a world full of lies We111 drink to those of us living And hurrah for the next nan to die I (f,rtepulsive I^pscdies," published by 56th Fighter-Bomber Mng) "BJSSI23 A GUIHBA WATERFALL" Beside a Guinea (Korean) waterfall, one bright and sunny day Beside his shattered 3<U**~ a young pursuiter lay His parachute hung from a nearby tree, he was not yet quite dead So listen to the very last words the young pursuiter said: ttWefre going to a better land where everything is bright Where whiskey flows from telegraph poles And poker every nightI We haven1t got a thing to do but sit around and sing And all our crews are women, Ghi Death, where is thy stingl" Oh* death where is thy sting, ting-a-ling Oh, death where is thy sting The bells of hell will ring, rfing-a«*ling For 1!DU but not for mei Oh, ring-a-ling-a-ling ling, pin a rose on you Bing-a-ling-a-ling ling, pin a rose on you Ring-a-ling-a-ling ling, pin a rose on you Better days are coming bye and byel "BOOZd* BUDDIJSS" A fighter pilot lay dying The medics had left him for dead All around him women were crying And these are the words that he said: n!Eake the tailpipe out of ay stomach Cake the burner out of ay brain Taks the turbine out of my kidney And assemble the unit again lor we are the boys who fly high in the sky Bcs-Jin buddies while boozin1 ¥f are tha boys they send out to die Busoin buddies while boozin1 Down in the hangars they sing and they shout TJ&X.dns of! things they Know nothing about! We are tlxa boys who fly high in the sky lie.son btvidJes while boozi.n1 Blftoj: buJ/Ues while boozin1 Scsoi; Yj-odiei vhil<5 Mo?in1 n 1 "TIPTiBZS ABD TAILPIPES" Bles3 them all, bles# them all* Bless tip tanks and tailpipes and all Bless old roan LockheaL for building this jet But I know a guy who is cussing hira yet Cause he tried to go over the wall With tiptanks and tailpipes and all The needles did cross3 and 4;he wings did come ot With tip tanks and tailpipes and alii Through the wall, through she wall Through vhe "bloody invisible wall Tha-'i transonic journey is nothing but rough As bad &s a ride on the local base bus So I*ra staying away f^om it all Subsonic for roe and Vhat'fc all If you1 re hot you might mke it But you'll prob'ly break it Your butt or your neck, not the wallI (Wmm "Songs of the 8th Fighter Wing") Let's have a party, let's have some fun Let's have a party, the _____________Fighter Group is here to night Br&ak right, break left, streamers off the wing Snap dragons, sweet rolls, we do everything We are the joy boys from Itazuke Hello, hello, hello, hello-o-o-ol 2 "ITAZUE3 OUT" / (Tune: When you wore a tulip) When you flew a Mastang, and I flew a Mustang In the Itazuke OET Other pilot8 went to briefing We stayed in the sack a?sleeping Hotter stones you111 never see We wore hotter than tabasco when Group pulled each fiasco We excelled in proficiency When you flew a Mustang, and I flew a Mustang In the Itazuke OBTi »ID0 LOHG AT ITAZUKS" Too long at Itazuke Look just like a little gook jfyes that slant, nose tbatfs flat Speak Japanese, ttTou caught a muskrat* Me work in rice paddy Go Geisha house and drink saki Me jo-to Number One Japanese boy*sani »JMEf MB IH nOK)« (Tone: Meet Ms In St* Louis) Meet zae in Kyoto Mo to Meet me at the shrine Take your shoes off when you enter Or you111 pay a fine* We will have soma Sufceyaki Then we'll have a cup of Saki If You'll meet me in Kyoto Moto Meet me at the shrine I (All songs above from rtSongs of the 8th lighter Wing«) 3 "PHOT'S LAMgMT11 (Tune: If I Had The Wings Of An Angel) Now listen all you pilots and you airmen We will tell you a story sad but true Of many who wear wings but are not happy Gather 'round while we sing this song to youi The many who wear wings but a,re not happy Wear a smile on their lipst not in their hearts They1 re overjoyed to wear the badge of an airman But are sad in getting off to such bad starts* A reason there must be for discontentment Why the gloom as dark as any a blacked-out loop Just ask them one and all and they will tell you I** not a member of the____________Fighter Groupl "MOONSHIISB11 (Tune: You Are My Sunshine) You are my Moonshine, isy only moonshine You guide my fighters When skies are grey I chase your bogies from here to Moji Just to find they have gone the other way* The other day boys, as I was flying I heard Moonshine Controller say: tfpve got a bogie down by Kurume Wonft you head your jet that-a-way?* He said he had me in radar contact And I believed him like a dope I flew to Moji - and still no bogie He tod chased a fly across the scopei You were my Moonshine, my only Moonshine How could you let me down this way? My chute was swingin1 - they heard me singin1 Won11 you take that Moonshine awayi (Both songs from "Soiigs af the 8 :L Fighter WingS) »safb mi® ^n,» (Tune: Wreck of the Old ,9# They gave him his orders at old Itazuke Saying. "Bill, you1 re !way behind time" Take this safe hand mail in your war-dreary eighty And put !er in Hagoya on time«,f Bill turned and he said to his black* greasy. crew**chieff "Is bbt spam-can ready to roll? Just head ?e:c down the rutrway and open.up tho throttle And 1*11 call Camel Control„" There was one dark cloud between 3ofu and Uagoya But Bill was a gauge- pilot bold It was in this cloud that he spun all his gyros And his 5 eighty did thz«e snap rolls» He came roarin' down the bottom doin1 a million miles an hour When tho*Hip$*a*ifcg came off with a scream They found him in the wreck with his hand on the throttle Still flying the Tokyo b'eaml fare-thee well, oh fare-thee well Cld Bill broke Ms eighty all to hell There!.11 be no more snki-yaki at good old Itazuke JPare-thee weJl; oh, faze-thee welll (Prom "Songs of the 8th Fighter Wing* by Capt* William Jo ("Borneo") McCryata.,) 5 AIR FOBCB «801» (Tune: Wabash Cannonball) iisten to the rumtale, oh hear old Merlin roar t!n flying over Moji, like I never flew before iear the mighty rush of the slipstream IncL hear old Merlin roar Pll wait a bit and say a prayer, and hope it gets me homa# Etazuke tower, this is Air Force 801 [fn turning on the down-wind leg )fy prop has over-run !^f- coulantJs overheated, the guage says one^two-one fou!d better call the crash crew, and get them on the run. iir Force 801, this is Itazuke tower I cannot call the crash crew, f Cause this is coffee hour! foufre not cleared in the pattern, now that is plain to see* 3o take it on around again, we have some VIP! Ctazuke tower, this is Air Force 801 t'n turning on the downwind leg, I see your biscuit gun* tiy engine's running rough, and the coulantU gonna blow, Vm gonna buy a Mustang, so look out down belowl ttazuke tower, this is Air Force 801 Vm turning on the final, and runnin1 on one lung C.Vja gonna Land this Mustang, no matter what you say £ gotta get my charts fixed up before that judgement dayi iir Force 801, this is judgement day foufre in Pilot's Heaven, and you are here to stayl STou just bought a Mustang, and you bought it well Phe famous Air Force 801 was sent straight down to Helll (From wSongs of the 8th Fighter Wirg by Capt* William F. McOrystal) 6 (Tune: She111 be Comin1 Hound the Mountain) Kow listen all you airmen young and old To the tale of fighter pilots young and bold With their fighters painted yellow Leaping off to contact Mellow In the crisp Korean air so blue and cold* It was dive bomb old Sinuiju5 stop the Beds JSight one thousand pounders loaded, instant heads Pour birds lined up on the runway Wish Va gone to church on Sunday Hope we catch those lousy Commies in their beds. Twenty thousand over Fyong Yang on Northwest Gas Mask flight about to face the acid test Till at last the Yalu fiiver Which makes my liver quiver . With flak guns lined up Zk abreast. Dust clouds roll up from lafcung fcross the way Twenty swept-wing Chinese war birds out to play Thirty sevens- twenty threes All lit up lite Christmas trees Tip tanks salvoed off we leap into the fray* Kirapo tower clear the pattern in great haste Twenty victory rolls our pilots do with grace It was thrilling* it was hairy Hewr that priviliged sanctuary Synghman Bhee will soon be president of this place. Kimpo tower this is Gas Ma,sk Willie Four I am heading home, I'm through with this damn war I am flying on to USaegu Heading 152 to K-2 Cause they1 re sending back to Moscow for some more. (From "Songs of the 8th Filter Wing11 By Lt. "fiosie11 Rosencrans 7 I WAH!E8D WIHGS I wanted wings till I got the Goddam things Now I don't want them any more* Oh they taught me how to fly, then they sent me here to die I've got a belly full of war* You can save those Zeroes for the Goddam heroes Tor Distinguished Flying Grosses do not compensate for losses ■Busier, I wanted wings 'till I got the Goddam things How I don:t want them any morel I don21 to tour over Berlin or the fiuhr Fl&k :aakes me part my lufcch lor me there's no Hey Hey Whey, they holler "Bombs Awayl* I:d raiher be home with the bunch* For there's one thing you can11 laugh off And that's when they shoot your ass off Jnd Id rather be home* Buster With my ass than with a cluster Buster, i wanted wings Hill' I got the Goddam things liow I don!t want them any morel Tou can tell an old banana That we're headed for Vienna If you:d thought a little faster You?d have joined the quarternster Buster, I wanted wings ftill I got the Goddam things How I don't want them any morel (From the publication *Bepulsive Bhapsodies" 58th Filter Wing, 1952) 8 SAVS A FIGH33R PILOTS hl¥& (I) Oh, I lined up with the runway and beaded for the ditch I looked down at ray quadrant * my God, itfs in high pitch I pulled back on the stick and rose into the air Glory, Glory, Hallelujah, how did I get there? CHORUS: 4 Oh I&lielujah, Oh Hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighier pilots life Oh Hallelujah, Oh Hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grafcs And you-11 he saved! I started in to buaz, I thought that I was clear And when I clipped the flagpole, I knew the end was near I met the flying board, and they gave rae the works Glory? Glory, Hallelujah, what a bunch of jerksl Oh, I flew the traffic pattern, to ne it looked all right And when I c&de my last:turn, % God* I racked it tight And then the ship did shudder, the engine coughed and wheezed Jfeyday* Mayday tf Colonel f*~^fi______$ spia instructions please I CHORUS Kow Pn in the gutter with pretzels in my beer With pretzels in my whiskers, I knew the end was near Then canie this glorious Air Force to save me from the worst iSverybody bust a butt and sing the second versei (Frcn ^Bepulsive Bhapsodiestt 58th Fighter Wing, 1952) 9 SAVJ8 A FIGHTJSR PttOT« S LIFJ1 (II) Cruiain1 down the Yalu, doing 650 per Gave a call to . . , , Oh, Won*t you save tm$ *iH Got two big flak holes in ©y wings tty tank fcinH got no gas Jfeyday, mayday, mayday - got six WLGs on by assi CEDBUS: Oh hallelujah, oh hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot1s life Oh hallelujah! oh hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grass And you111 be saved* Made my traffic patternf to me it looked all right Ity airspeed read 130 Mjr God, I racked it tight The airframe gave a shudder 3*he engine gave a wheeze ifeyday, mayday, mayday - spin instructions pleasel CHORUS Fouled up my crosswind landing, my left wing touched the ground Got a call from Mobile Pull up and go aroundl I racked that __________ in the air A dozen feet or more The bastard snapped, I'm on ray back Oh, save me, ___________________m 11 CBDHUS Strafin1 on the panel I made my pass too low Cane a call from tower "One more and home you goitt I pullad that ,_____ in the blue She hit a high-speed stall Now I won*t be back this winter When the workfs all done this fallj (Prom ttSongs of the 49th Fighter- Bonber Group" Compiled by Willy Williams, 12 June 1951) 10 SkTA A FIGHIBR PILOT1 S LIFB (III) It was midnight in Korea, all the pilots were in bed When up stepped Colonel_____________And this is what he said* I hate this______place I Mas tangs, gentle pilois, Mas tangs one and all Mustangs, gentle pilots - and the pilots shouted 3alls Then up stepped a young Lieutenant with a voice as harsh as brasa You can take those God Damn Mustangs Jack and shove !ern up your asi GHDHJS: Oh, hallelujah, oh hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grass Save a fighter pilot !s life Oh, hallelujah, oh hallelujah Throw a nickel on the grass And you111 be savedl Cruising down the Yalu doing three-twenty per I called to ny Plight Leader, ,rOh won't you save me sir? Got two big flak holes in my wing, ay tanks ain!t got no gas Mayday ~ Ifey&ay - Mayday - got six MiGs on ny asslw I' Tie** my traffic pattern, to me it looked all right, My air speed read 130, My God, I racked it tight I turned into the final, sqt engine gave a wheeze Mayday - Mayday - Mayday: Spin instructions please I fouled up bqt croswind landing* qy left wing hit the ground Came a call from tower* t 3$ and go around.tt Backed that Mustang in the air a doaen feet or more I*m on my back, itfs wofcee than flak, why did I use full bore? Split S onto my bomb run I get too God Damn low I pressed the ________button* let both agr babies go I sucked the stick back in «y gut * I hit a high-speed stall How I won't see my mother when the workfs all done this fall! They sent me up to Pyongyang, the brief said l!Skosh* ack ackw But by the time I got there my wings were holed by flak My aircraft went into a spin* it would no longer fly Mayday - Mayday - Mayday: I am too young to diei I bailed out from that Mas tang, my landing was top line With my S and £ equipment I made for our front line Bu5 when I opened up my ration tin to see what was in it The God Damn Quartermaster had filled the thing with shit. Fow in this Commie prison camp I am obliged to sit For one cannot go very far on a ration tin of shit If I am ever free again, I will no longer fly But I'll have Quartermaster bollix for breakfast till I die* ("Songs My Mother Mever Taugbfe Me11 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 11 OK TOP OF OLD FUJI (Tune* On Top Of Old Smokey) On top of old Fuji, all covered with snow I lost my jet pilot from flying so low He put on an air show3 be did it for me At altitude aero he clobbered a ti*ee With thrott,le wide open he made his last pass On top of old Fuji he busted his assl HSD BOSS MIGS (Tune: Shrimp Boats) Oh* thrifts* bte Migs are comin1 Kot a Sabre in sight 0h9 thfl^god Weac Migs arp comin1 And they want to fight Let's hurry, hurry home Ohf won't you hurry, hurry home? Oh9 tht are comin1 Hot a Sabre in sight 1 MIG 15 (Tune: I T* ought I taw a Putt yea t) I thought I taw a WLS 15 A tweeping up on me I did, I did, I taw him As big as he could be& I am that great big MiG 15 Ivan is my name And if I catch that f84 I111 shoot him down in flame I (All three songs from "Repulsive Bhapsodies,* 58th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 12 YOU CAH 3BEL A FIGHT2R PILOT (Tune : Mine Hypp JE&vfr By the ring around his eyeball you can tell a bombadier Yon can tell a bomber pilot by the spread around his rear You can tell a navigator by his sextants-, maps, and such You Cwin '.;oll a lighter jockey, but you can't tell him muohl (Inm the boys of the 509th Fighter- Bonbe.7 Squadron* Langley AF3, Va#) OFF W* GO Back we comet off of a one-hour test hop From over the land* and over the sea For this feat we get a raise in rank Ten days leave^ and a DjF,G* Heroes all3 as you can judge by medals Got a lot? and we-11 get some more We're out to conquer a;ad we will Nothing will stop the U.S. Air Force J (Source: Lt* Silliman, 405th Fighter- Bomber Wing) Wi ABM HOE BOYS We are the boys from the 7?th you've heard so much about The mothers bring their daughters in Whenever we go out I We're always drinking whiskey, we1 re always drinking booze Oh? we are the boys from the 77th So who the hell are yousel (From the boys of the 77th Fighter- Bomber Squadron, 20th Fighter-Bomber Wing) TAG HMAD^UAHTiSRS (Tune: Pepsi-Cola) TAG Headquarters is the spot Twenty-eight Colonels, that's a lot Lots of brass with nothing to do TAC Headquarters is the place for yout Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken_____I 13 We were fat back in the Truman1 s Bricking beer, and sometimes wine When they said*, l!You*re going over To roreefa flgh^ag lire." lU v^TO yoar:< e:iu w^ were eagor To grit 01,8 btmcr^cL rjr.5 £0 hOUK* JrJc they slipped ih~ fli^r j*;0 us Aiid lef S u.3 here •• :?t-r c»*3r She foam Sow they sit in JHAF Headquarters fckking rules so much ur&ind It!s the same the whole world over Isn't it a bloody shameI Shed a tear when you think of ua, Sit-l-lug here or. old £-2 While you bleep with all our sweethearts As we fily the eld Yalu* WHBST YDUfi L2AWIS KAVS TUBH&D TO SILVER When your leaves have turned to silver Will you love us just the same? Oh, we'll always call you "(Any old dirty Major)11 Isn!t it a bloody shame? To she ('ays at Itazuke And '-he parties that we knew When your leaves have turned to silver You can stick tham up your flue I (I»t* Sffinger) FLAK SHDWiSES (Tune: April Showers) Although Flak showers may come your way They111 bring the panic, that makes you say nifyr fuel is Josephine* I*m going home So if you want to stay and fight? you may Stay and fight alonei I*ve added throttlef Ifm on my way I!ll live to come back some other day So keep on strafing that position And knock it out for me I'm just a close supporter, can't you seel (All songs above from "Songs of the 49th Fighter-Bomber Group") 14 HriBSKd TO THE RBGULAR AIR FORGB * Here!s to the regular Air Force They have such a wonderful plan They call up the God damn reservist Whenever the shit hits the fanl They call up every old pilot Ther call up ere:?y young man The reservists they go to Korea The regulars stay in Japan Here's to the regular Air Force With medals and badges galore If it weren't for the God damn reservist Their ass would be dragging the floori CHORUS: Fight on: Fight on: Fight on Regular Air Force Fight on: Fight on: (From "Repulsive Rhapsodies) 53th Fighter-Bomber Wing) TE3 RIVER MS ftSD (Tune: The Good Ship Titanic) Number One was having fun, Number Two got quite a few Lumber Four got some more as he said Ohf the river ran red with the blood of the dead As we came around and tried to get some more. The road was full of ruts, and the ruts were full of guts Little children sucking tits had them shot right from their mitts As we came around and tried to get some more* There were women in the crowd, little children cried aloud But they all carried guns for the foe* There were some who turned around* when they heard that awful sound As we came around and tried to get some more* Oh it seemed an awful crime, as we shot them in their prime But they got Eumber Three, don't you see Yes, they shot him down with flak, and they broke his bloody back As we came around and tried to get some more, (Repeat first verse) ("Songs of the **9th Fighter-Bomber Group" Conqpiled by Willy Williams, 12 June 1951) 15 B£?ALM /Tunes T;ie Good Ship Titanic) It was up by Sqpcri where the Yalu meets the sea I was out on a recce to see what I could see When I spied a farmer nan with his pitchfork in his hand It was sad when my napalm went down* CHORUS: It was sad, oh it was sad It was sad when ioy napalm went down (hit the farmer) There were husbands and wives (Itty bitty children lost their lives ) It was sad when my napalm went downl It was up by Kuniri where I won my D«F»C, I was out on a recce to see what I could see When I spied a church below and I let my rockets go It was sad when those rockets went down* CHDHDS: ^ It was sad, oh it was sad It was sad when those rockets went down (Hit the steeple) All the people ran like hell When those rockets hit the bell It was sad when those rockets went down* It was up by Sinanju when I knew that I was through The 50fs and 40!s had shot my turbine through It was when I hit the silk - oh my God I strained my sdlki It was sad when that pilot went down! CEQ&US: It was sadf oh it was sad It was sad when that pilot went down (hit the bottom) There were husbands and wives (Itty bitty children lost their lives) It was sad when that pilot went down# (49th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 16 STAID TO YOUR GLASSES A poor aviator lay a-dying At the end of a bright summers day And his comrades wero gathered around him To carry his, iVagiuetus &.way Ofcu his bird v.v«s piled on his wishbone And h.l? engine was trapped round his head And he wore ?. spari: plug on each elbow !Twas plain he would shortly be dead Oh, he spat out a valve and a gasket As he stirred in the sunip where he lay And to his sorrowing conra&es These brave parting words ha did say: I'll be riding a cloud in the morning With no Merlin before ir.e to course So come along, and get busy Another lad now wants the hearsei Take the manifold out of my larnyy And the cylinders out of my brain Take the piston rods out of my kidneys And assemble the engine again With rusted fifties and rockets With pilots as old as they seem We fly these worn out Mustangs Against the MiG fifteen Forgotten by the laud that bor£ us Betrayed by the one3 we held dear The good have all gone before us And only the dull are still here So stand to your glasses steady This world is a world full of lies Fere's a toast to those dead already And hereTs to the next man to die. (Prom "Songs Ify Mother Hever Taught Me" 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 17 COME AKD JOIIM TEE AIR FOR08 Come on and join the Air Force, it's a grand place so they say You never have to work at all, just fly around ^11 day While others woik and study hard, and soon grow old and blind We'll take the air without a care, and you will never mind* CHORUS: You'll never mind, you111 never mind 0hf come and join the Air Force And you will never mindl Coeb on and get promoted as high as you desire You're riding on a gravy train wnen you're an Air Force flyer But just when you're about to be a general you'll find The engine cough, the wings fall off, and you will never mindl CHORUS: You're flying over the ocean, you hear your engine spit You see your prop come to a stop, the God Damn engine's quit The ship won't float, you cannot swin, the shore is miles behind Oh, what a dish for the crabs and fish, but you will never mindi CHORUS: Oh, someday you111 meet a Mig-15, he'll shoot you down in flames No use in belly aching and calling the bastard names You'll lose your wings, don't worry *faef another pair you'll find You'll fly with Pete and the angels sweet and you will never mindi CHORUS: Oh, we're just a bunch of Air Force lads, and we donft give a damn About the groundling's point of view and all that sort of ham We want a hundred thousand ships of each and every kind And now we've got our own Air Force, so we will never mindl ("Repulsive Rhapsodies" published by 58th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 18 »&- SUlT^-^xD S/'&RACHtJTKS 'Tore: Bell Bottom Trousers) Onco ther-2 was °. b^nrvids down in Brewry Lane Her master was so krood to her? her mistress was the same Along came a pilot., handsome as could be He was the cause of all her misery! CHORUS: Singing r,G,! Suits and parachutes And uniforms of blue He'll fly a fighter Like his daddy used to doi He asked her for a pillow to rest his weary head She gave it to him willfully and lost her maidenhead And she like a silly girl5 thinking it no harm Climbed in bed beside him? just to keep the pilot warm! Now in the morning before the break of day A five-pound note he banded ner* and this to her did say "Take this my darling, for all the harm Ifve done For you may have a daughter, and you may have a son If you have a daughter, put ribbons in her hair And if you have a son, get the bastard in the air!*1 How the moral of my story as you can plainly see Is never trust a pilot an inch above your knee The barmaid trusted one and be went off to fly Leaving her a daughter to help the time go by! FIML CHOHJS: Singing ttGM Suits and parachutes And uniforms of blue She111 never fly a fighter Like her daddy used to do I ("Repulsive Rhapsodies" 58th Fighter- BoHfoer Wing) 19 MIL CUTTERS (Tune: Cold, Cold Heart) I tried so hard:?. Wild Bill, to cat That streak of railroad track But Pin afraid that all I did Was dodge that flying flak I know that one is all it takes To blow my ass apart Why canft I get just one rail cut And melt your cold* cold heart? BAHLY ABORT (Tune: MicMamaraf6 Band) Oh, my name is Colonel_________, !• m the leader of the group Come down into my briefing and I111 give you all the poop I'll tell you where the enemy is and where the flak is black Cause Ifm the last one off the ground And I'm the first one back! CHORUS: iSarly abort (Pom Pom) avoid the rush Barly abort (Pom Pom) avoid the rush My name is Colonel ___________, I'm the leader of the Groupl (Both songs above from "Repulsive Rhapsodies,11 58th JTigiater-Bomber Wing PARTIES BAMciUJKPS AMD BALLS (Tune: Take Me Out To The Ballgame) Parties. Banquets, and Balls, boys Parties, Banquets, and Balls As President Truman has said before There !s only one way to stay out of a war That's with Parties, Banquets, and Balls, boys Partiest Banquets, and Balls We'll have Parties and Banquets And Banquets and Parties And Balls, Balls, Balls! (■'Songa My Mother Sever Taught Me11 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing 20 WES133T a: .BBS. OLD »97 There were 97 airplanes vrarming up on the apron Hot enough room you conld see Kow the first :ainety-six ware of recent construction But the last one wa?j a i'Lfty-one D» She was old * 97 a^ ~he had a fine record But she hadn't iDeeii flown that year And she creaked a,ud groaned when they started her engine For she knew that her time was neara A Second Lieutenant wandered into Operations And lie asked for a ship or two And they said, "Young man5 we are very short of airplanes But we111 see what we can do* '•Now the first forty seven are reserved for Majors And the Captains have the next forty nine But there's one more ship on the end of the apron The last ship upon the line*" He was headed for Wonju and from there to Chinhae And he ha,d to make that flight So he said, H€*K*; if you give me a clearance I will get there sometime tonight J1 Oh, he flew over Taejon and the Taegu Airstrip And the ceiling began to fall And the clouds closed down on the tops of the mountains And he couldn!t see the grcund at all* He flew through rain and he flew through a snowstorm Till the light began to fail When he found a railroad going in his direction And he said, •IU1 get tfcsre by rail,11 He flew down a valley and he dodged through the mountains And he kept that road in sight Till the rails disappeared through a tunnel in the mountains And he ended his last long flight« There was old ' 97r with her nose in the mountain And he:r wheels upen the trr*ck And her throttle was bent in tie forward position But her engine was facing back! Now ladies please listen and heed my warning From this time ever on Never speak harsh woMs to your f lyboy husband He may leave you and never return* ("Songs My Mother Sever Taught Me,r 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 21 JUST GIVE MS OPERATIONS Don't give me a P-38 with props that counter rotate They'll loop roll and spin but they'll soon auger in Don't give me a P-381 CHORUS: Just give me Operations Way out on some lonely atoll For I am too young to die I *<nst want to go home. Don't give me a P-39 with an engine that's mounted behind It will tumble and roll and dig a deep hole Don't give me a P-391 Don't give me a Curtiss Warhawk, about it the pilots all squawq It flew like a sparrow but its gear was too narrow Don't give me a Curtiss Warhawki Don't give me an old Thunderbolt, it gave many a pilot a jolt It looks like a jug and it flies like a tug Don't give mk an old Thunderbolts Don't give me an F-Shooting Star, it'll go but not very far It'll runble and spout but soon will flame out Don'jt give ma an F-Shooting Star! Don't give me an T-tWy their pilots aren't here any more They bombed in that crate, but they all pulled out late Don't give me an F-841 Don't give me an F~86 with wings like broken match sticks They'll zoom and they'll hover but as for top cover Don't give me an F-861 Don't give me an F~89t thoiigh "Time" says they really will climb They're all in the states, all boxed up in crates Don't give me an F-89I Don't give me an F-9^* it's never established a score It my fly in weather but won't hold together Don't give me an F-9^« Just give me an old '51| with praise for the work it has done It's tried and it's true and will take care of you Just give me an old '5H (FINal CHORUS) Just give me my old Mustang For defending democracy's cause For I am too young to die I just want to go home I 32 This ole team gonna need* revision This ole team gonna need a erew This ole team has thrived on gimmicks Have you seen our jink and "bl:-e? This ole team has frosty ta5.Ipf.pen This ole team has lost its charm And the Captain said the other day My. boys * you*ve bought the farml Ain!t gonna need this team no longer Air!t gonna need, this tea,n no more Ain't" got time to learn the diamond Ain't got time to learn the score Ain!t got nerve to do a bomb burst Or a plane 1o do the roll And we're looking for the P.I.,0. Who got Vi.s :.n thi3 hc.ug' This ole team oan?t fly in weather This ole team can* t fly in min This ole team is out of "Dints of blue We1 re called ole yellow stain This ole team is getting lonesome This ole team has gone astray And weJre just five angel puddy cats Awaitin: judgement dayi A1.nst gor.na need this team no longer Air.'t gor.aa n3ed thi& team no more 1'■,L.:ji got tinw to be a Uger A*r..: u g:n- ^irre to give a. roar Air.* b go*: pAa:aee that hold together Or th?;-fc G—ovic underwear Bit w?'^e r*cfc cvx pretty flying suits So w? dor.! b really c&rei (Lto John Coleman, 325th Fighter- Interceptor Squadron) 23 FIGHTSR PILOTS Oh there are no fighter pilots down in Hell Oh there are no fighter pilots down in Hell The place is full of queers Navigators* Bomhadiers Oh there aru no fighter pilots down in Belli Oh there are no fighter pilots in the States Oh th<?re* s.re no fighter pilots in the States They are of? on foreign shores Making mothers out of vhoras Ch thcye are no fighter pilots in the States! Oh the bomber piicrt! s life is Just a farce Ch the bomber pilotfs life is just a farce The automatic pilot's on Reading novels in tie John Oh the bonber pilot's life is just a farcel OJj, the bomber pilot never takes a dare Oh the bomber pilot never takes a dare His gyros are uneagei And his women overawed Oh the bomber pilot; never takes a dare I Oh there s.tz no f i-jhter pilots up in Fifth Oh there are vo fighter pilots up in Fifth The place is fuil of brass Sitting round on thoir fat ass Oh there are no fighter pilots up in Fifth! Oh there are no fighter pilots in Japan Oh there are no fighter pilots in Japan They are all across,the bay Being shot at every day Oh there are no fighter pilots in Japan! Oh it!s naughty naughty naughty but it's nice If you aver do it once you'll do it twice It'll wreck your reputation But increase the population It?s naughty naughty naughty but it's nice! When a bcnr>er jockey walks into our club When a boaiber jockey walks into our club He don't fli-nt alt. share of suds All he deea i* flub his dub Oh there are no fighter pilots down in Hell! 24 IAMSNT OF TH2 BffiBRVIST (Tunei Cigareets and Whiskey) ***** I was a civilian and flew on weekends No sweat about clanks and no sign of the bends But I am a retread and older I grow Now I fly a Mustahg, itfs old and it's slow. CHOHJS* Thrryll drive you crazy, they111 drive you insaije tyinl fifties and forties, and one hundred sorties They 11 drive you crazy They'll drive you insanei Oh* orce I was happy and I flew a jet At 35*COO how fat can you get? They sent me to lellis for six weeks to train They gave me a Mustang, it*s no aero-planei We strafed and we bombed and we shot air to air Then off to Korea, we1 re fouled wo for fair We came to K-Jfour-Six to fly with this Group Ity bair*s turning gray and my wings have *[ droopi I flew soy first mission and it was a snap Just follow the leader, don't look at a ma? But now Ifve got eighty and lead a sad flight Go out on armed recce and can't sleep at night I Vent up to Mig Alley, S-2 said mo sweat If I had not looked round* I'd be up there yet Six Migs jumped our ass and the Leader yelled Break Sixty-one and 3000f how wyr knees did sbakel If I live through a hundred and they ask for more I111 tell them to shove it, my ass is too sore They can ram it and jam it for all ttet I care Just give me a Wing job, a desk and a chair! (IfSongs Ity Mother Never Taught Me,11 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing) 25 KUNI^HI AMD AHOTG (Tune: Cigareets and Whiskey) Once I was happy and had a good deal Flow Pox-86!s at eld Victorville They asked for a volunteer, said "I'll take you" The next thing I knew I was stuck in Taegui CHOHUS: Kuni-ri and Antung, and Wild, Wild Pyong-yang They111 drive you crazy, they111 drive you insane ^uad fifties and forties and one hundred sorties They'll drive you crazy, they111 drive you insanei We go down to briefing while it is still night We lift off the runway before it is light We form in the gloom and we're off on our way We're over the target before it is day* ch****** We're up to the Yalu, there!s cons overhead We think of the wheels who are snug in their beds We drop our big tips and we break to the right We steer on. 280, we're up in the soup he swear that the leader is doing a loop Break out in the clear and set down on K-2 ^ „ Be careful or If I fly a hundred and they ask for more I'll tell them to jam it - my ass is too sore They can ram it and jam it for all that I care Just give me a wing job - a desk and a chair 1 (From Songs of the jforty-Hinth Fighter-Bomber Group) 26 ON TOP OP OLD PYONGYANG (Timet On Top of Old Smokey) On top of old Pyongyang 411 covered with flak I lost my poor wing man He'll never get back For flying is a pleasure And dying a grief And a quick-triggered Commie Is worse than a thief For a thief will just rob you And take all you save But a quick-triggered Commie Will send you to the grave The grave will decay you And turn you to dust Not a Commie in a thousand Can an old Mustang trust Now when the had weather Keeps the ships down All day we can hear this 9?his horrible souad: "Attention all pilots Mow listen to this There111 be a short meeting That you dare not miss." They111 give us some lectures Then give us some more But we have all heard them Twenty-five times or more Now listen you trainees You can1t fight the Group Whatever they tell you Is superfluous poop Now the moral of this story Is easy to see Don't go to Sinanju Or old Kuniril (tfSongs My Mother Never Taught Mew 18th Fighter-Bomber Group) 27 THSJ MAN BiffilND IHS AEM5B PLAT3D DESK (Tune; Strip Polka) I&rly in the morning when the engines start to roar You can see the old goat standing Beside his office door* He*ll "be sweating out the take-off As he's often done before The man behind the arraor plated desk! Pour times he!s led us up there And he always led us back For he circled oefr the IfP« As we went in to attack He said, nI!m hard yet fair, hoys, but allergic to ack ack The man behind the armor plated deski And when the target's sighted Who inspires our attack? Who says? "Hundreds may go in, lads, But a few aren!t coming back Who says, "We'll disregard the minimum When you supress the flak,11 The man behind the armor plated desk* And when the mission's over And debriefing they should be You can search the whole field over But not a pilot will' jrou see For they'll all be at the "Q" Club With a mixed drink in their hand Singing "The Man Behind The Armor Plated Desk"! ("Songs My Mother Nerer Taught Me," 18th Fighter-Bomber Wing 28 TACHIKAWA, YOKOHAMA, ITAZUEB (Tune: Hawaiian War Chant) Tachikawa, Yokohama, Itazuke Tachikav/a, Yokohama, Itazuke Tachikawa - - - Yokohama - - - Itazuke is the place I Ah, So, (Tachikawa); Ah, So, (Yokohama) Ah, So, (Itazuke); Ah, So, KIMPOl Frozen Chosen is the place for you, my boy Frozen Chosen is the place for you, my boy Frozen Chosen Chosen Frozen,,Frozen Chozen is the placel Ah, So, (Frozen Chosen); Ah, So, (Chosen Frozen) Ah, So, (Frozen Chosen); Ah, So, ZIMPOi QJiCJE TH3Y WSRB-HAPPY (Tune; Man On The Flying Trapeze) Once they were happy, completely at ease They flew their F-80*s like a swingin1 trapeze They looped !em, they rolled fem, they bounced DC-3rs But, alas, boys, their wings have been clippedi One day they approached Itazuke Jet leader called echelon right Mustangs at nine o'clock level Let*s see if 8th Fighter will fight I The F~80rs broke left and: the Mustangs broke right I think they see us, says Jet Four in fright They* re all pullin1 streamers, says Jet Number Three Let's go home, this is no place to bei But the Mustangs had sighted the Bogies They pulled through the top of a looo They dove on the trembling F-80's My God, they have scrambled the Groooopi The Jets headed home at a hundred percent In fact Number Four had the throttle stop bend Back to Misawa, to Misawa they went Never to bounce any morel ("Songs of the 8th Fighter Wing") 29 •NSOBO OF TSB 18th (Tune: Wreck of the Old *97) Itrs a long, long road from Pusan to Pyong-yang And the mountains are high and wide If my engine quits, you can write off a Mustang Cause I'm fixing to go over the side! Col. McBride led his boys on a mission and the Chinks started throwing up flak He said, "Eun 'em up, boys, and we'll clean out our engines And the drinks are on the last one to get back*11 Close support is a damn fine sortie Cause you work so close to the troops You get hit twelve times by a 120.or a H|0 And your engine coughs and sputters and poops » So you hit the silk and you land in a meadow And the Chinks start blazing away And a 'copter comes along and picks up your elbow Registration boys will find the rest some day. It's a damn fine war and I love every mission And I guess I'm Here to stay But I'd rather shag a broad by suggestive coition Or catch the clap in old Santa Pe« (Source: Lt« Jim Daleo) 30 THL AIR FGHC3 HaS GQM TQ YUU> (Tune: Mine Styes Have Seen the Glory) Mine eyes have seen the days of men Who ruled the fighting sky With hearts that laughed at death and lived For nothing hut to fly But now those hearts are grounded And these days are long gone "by The Air Force's gone to lie Hi CHORUS: Glory Plying Regulations Have them read at every station Grucify the man that "breaks one The Air Force's gone to Hell I I have seen them in their T-Bolts when Their eyes were dancing flame I have seen their screaming power dives That plastered Goering's name But now they fly like sissies And they hang tueir heads in shame Their spirit1s shot to Hell! CHORUS They flew their Mustang fighters Through a living Hell of flak And the bloody dying pilots gave Their lives to bring tnem back But now they all play ping-pong *• In the operations shak Their technique's gone to Hell! ( CHORUS (From "Songs of the 325th Fighter- Interceptor Squadron) 31 IF YOU PLY .♦• If #ou fly an jBighty-Uinc You must be deaf, dumb and blind For your life ainxt worth a dime What's your scheduled blow-up time? CHMttJS: Did you go BOOM today? Did you go BOOM today? Tv/o mcru blew up yesterday Allison ainft here to stayl., If you fly a ninety-four You will never holler more For your lot we do not pine It's better than an Jighty-Mnel OiDHlJS If you fly au Eighty-Six You will really get your kicks Bouncing those sub-sonic boys Playing with their radar toysl CKOBUS II YOU ILY A 1-2-4- YOU WILL Fliu) 12 JJIEB A B0±3 12? EL ESS LIES A» OU B IRItf j)QOR A*«D IT MuIG*S YOUK FAiM SOM ' CHO&SU: Did you go OUCH today? Did you go OUCH today? fourteen hours yesterday What a way to earn your pay; CLSAR T*L» PAKliHlSr Clear the pattern, call the crash crew __________ leads the Group They were losted* fuel exhausted They'll be landing from a loop. Yes, he led us into weather Lightning flashes all around __________ says, "I'll fly tne guages," But we came out upside down (He-peat first four lines) (Vrom "Songs of the 325th Wguter- Interceptor Squadron) Ten thousand dollars home to the folks Ten thousand dollars home to tne folks An engine goes Ka-flooey Another pilot croaks, Heyi Ten thousand dollars home to the folks* YOU'D BSSTJd G3T IDUES'EdP A GUY You*d better get yourself a guy Who stays right here upon the ground And doesn't wear those suiny, silver wings Ai*& wnexx the evening shadows fall There* 11 be no long distance call To say he * s R-Q-Bing in Palm Springs!, He* 11 be known in every bar across the country .from blondes, brunettes, and redheads he will flee You'd better get yourself a "Mister" in a grey tweed suit And not a pilot in the A6D»GH (tfrom "Sony's of tne 325th lighter- laterceptor Squadron) 33 TEN THOUSAxoJ DOLLARS Whataya gonna do with a drunken pilot? Whatayu gonna do with a drunken pilot? W'hataya gonna do with a drunken pilot? Early in the morning! Put him in the back of a ___ Put him in the "back of a_______ Put him in the back of a_______ ^iarly in tne morningl Eut? him on tne wing of a ______ Put him on the wing of a _____ Put him on the wing of a ,. JSarly in the morningl That's what you do with a drunken pilot That's what you do with a drunken pilot That's wiut you do with a drunken pilot -ii^rly iw the moruingl air macs som Off we go, into the wild blue yonder Climbing high, into the sun Here they come, zooming to meet our thunder At"'em boys, give her the gun Down we dive, shotting our flame from under Off with one, hell of a roar We live in fame, or go down in flame Nothing can stop the U, S* Air Forcei Herefs a toast to the host of those who boast The vastness of the sky To a friend we send a message of His brother men who fly We drink to those who gave their all of old As down we roar to score the rainbow's pot of gold Here!s a toast to the host of those who boast The V. S, Air Force 1 LORD GUARD AM) GUIDE TSOi MM WHO JIT (Tune: Quebec) Lord, guard and guide the men who fly ^Throf the great spaces of the sky Be with them traversing the air In darkening storms or sunshine fair. Thou who doth keep with tender might The balanced birds in all their flight Thou of the tempered winds, be near, That, having Thee, they know no fear.. Control their minds with instinct fit What time, adventuring, they quit The firm security of land; Grant steadfast eye and skillfull hand. Aloft in solitudes of space, Uphold them with Thy saving grace 0 God, protect the men that fly Thro* lonely ways beneath the sky. (Words by Many Hamilton, 1915. Copied from AIR F0RC3 TIM3S, 16 October 1954) nAn Irish Airman Forsees His Death" by William Butler Yeat3 111 know that I shall meet my fate Somewhere among the clouds above; Those I fight I do not hate Those I guard I do not love*»0# Hor law, nor duty bade me fight Nor public men, noi: cheering crowds. A lonely impulse of delight Drove to this tumult in the clouds I balanced all, brought all to mind The yoars to come seem waste of breath A waste of breath the years behind In balance with tais life, this death*"
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