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FORWORD
this humble offering of old american ballads, compiled by members
of the "death rattlers" squadron, VMF-323, 13 dedicated to
the
waiting wives, mothers and children for whom all wars are fought
the composers of these l0vea3le old ^v^ are ulv .cvn, but their
tk.dhtt, human ll^tj\by3 lite on' in the hearts of ait.- fighting
mar-
ines who dream of home and the svitet love of a woma^. serin lies
the temper and the strength ato the un itt of america's fighting
forces
fighting breasts, blend but peace and contettiment for the lonly
soul far jtom his own native lacuna beach,
a collection of this sort can never be completed, for as we
travel
mcu pusan to pyong-yang, fbom taegu to kang-nung, seoul to wonsan
new ballads are discovered, rare old vehses are uncovered, and per-
haps even whole new songs are written. in pursuit of mortal combat
with the wily chink, we must ever be aware to tee latter possibility
while not ovm looking beautiful, hal-forgotten verses of our oldeh
and belov© compositions.
even as we breathe in the breath, taking in the sight of a ko mm
flak trap, or drink in the beauty of graceful arching tracers, these
famtttar strains are what make it worth while. they are the centile
spirit which makes men and wine truly a great occasion.
it is tffiln with utmost pleasure, the "death rattles1'
present to one
and all this compilation of sentimental masterpieces.
-1-
etnki di
u? in lorea midst high rocks and snow
the poor chinese cca'imies feeljng quite low
fcr a3 ti-£ corsairs roar ey overhead
?3 knows that his buddies all.- soon will be dfed
etzixy di dinky dinky di, eznki di dinky diskf di
(repeat last line of verse)
kll pao went way up to cold kotc-ri
el3 prize chinese army in action. to see
ee gai there a half-hour after the u.s.
aid all that ee found was their hats and their shoes
chorus:
run little chinamen, save your ass run
323 is out looking for fun
a3 the big white-nosed corsairs come down in their dives
you!ll orow the "death rattlers" abe after your lives
chorus:
uncle joe stalin your stooges have found
it just doesn't pay to invade foreign ground
for when they disturbed the serene morning calm
they brought on the rocket's, the ecm33 and napalm
chorus:
eire's to the 20, the vought people too
and their well-known product the blue fvj
to all grrene pilots and carriers at sea
and the death rattlers squadron, ol' 323
chorus:
we fought at pyong yang and at bagaeu
at kumb-wa and kae30ng and uijongbu
so herefs to our pilots and eere'b to our crew
the target, the shake, and the blue ikll
chorus:
around the clock
uncle george and auntie mabel
fainted at the breakfast table
children let this be a warning
never do it in tee morning
ovaltine has set them right
now they do it morn and night
uncle george is hoping soon
to do it in the afternoon
-2-
peaih rattlers
ccmi all you bent-wing fighter pilots climb into you ra?iz3
we fr3 going off at six o'clock 13 sunst q7e or itf rain
we're going to hit the comilles of! tiial' north koreajt s"'il
its not because we want to fight, but scaiilts kill to spoil
sfaret1me 0-----, spareiive a----
the "death rattlers in the sky"
tre caiapauli is nightly weak, tee wind is nearly nil
and ev31 time you leave tbe deck it's bound to be a thrill
so grab your mass and shackle-code and get your mlm) off dames
tee call is coming over the box it's pilots man your planes,
the crunceiis they all love us for of jr close suff0rt3 the best
am) ween we're up above teem they ger tkeir well earned rest
with rockets, bombs and napalm we hit "tbe ene&f
you ask the crunceies who's the best 'they yell 323
the commies they depended of their railroads for supplies
so we sent 323 to north korean skies
ws bits'twd up their railroad -track from simanju to fyong-yang
ae), once again the chinamen hays felt the rattlers fang
now when this war is over and we're safely home again
the army and the air force boys can occupy japan
and if they ever need us at el tgro we will be
and all they have to do is yell come on 323
sparetime 0----, sparetime a----
the death rattlers" in the sky
old number nine
'twas a dark and sox)rmy ntiht, not a star was in sight
all the mustangs were tifio down to the line
when in shit up to his ears stood a lonely volunteer
with bis orders to fly old number nine
his ass wracked with pain, as he climbed into his plane
and his butt-hole was puckered fit to tie
and he whispered a prayer as he climbed into the air
for he knew that this was els night to die
a3 he flew over hagaru he could see a school or two
and the women and children very weil
but how was he to know that he'd fly so god rammed low
that his bomb blast would blow his ass to hell
in the wreck he was found, thinly spred over the ground
and the crunches they raised bis weary heal
wits his life aimost spent, here's the message he sent
to his buddies who'd be sad to see him go
i used an 8 to 10 delay but it didn't work out that way
and without a tail and f4u wontt fly
tell the skipper for me thai he now has 23
and he can roll up the ladder, se&per fie
-3-
samjel hall
ch my name is samuel hall, samuel hall
c:i mx name is samuel hall, and I hate you one and all
you're a bunch of mucker all, god damn your hides
ch I killed a man its said so its said
yes I killed a man its said, and I shot that bastard dead
ts^m I kicked him in the head, god damn his h3ds
oh tee preacher he did come he did come
oh the preacher he bid com3, and he preached till kingdom come
and he looked so god damned dumb god damn his hide
oh the sheriff he came too,-he came too
of the shm^f he cam] too, with his little boys in the blue
t^y're a bunch of muckers too, god damned their hides
i saw mary in the crowd, in the crowd
i saw mary in the crowd, and I shouted right out loud
i said mart aint you proud god damn your hide
to tee gallows I must go, to the gallows I must go
to the gallows I must go, mid my buddies down below
eety'll say "sam I told you so" god damn your hides
let this be my farting nell, parting nell
let this be my parting ne3x, hope to see you all in hell
hope to hell you sizzle well god damn your hides
oh they say we mustn't sing, mustn't sing
oh they say we mustn't sing or they'll send us to the wing
where the hellrs that god damned wing, god damn theri hides
of they laugh us in the soup, in the" soup
oh they iaixjh us in the soup, do their heals begin to droop
no they're in the group mid they don't fly god dam? their hides
oh we fly tor 323, 323
oh we fly for 323, ^re those bastards out at sea
no in kyoto we will be god damn your hides
have you heard; from checkerboard, checkerboard
have you heard.. from checkerboard, have they finally gone aboard
shouting save us save us lord god damn their hides
311's in the sky, in the sky
311 * s in the sky but they fly so god damn high *
just 10 minutes then goodbye god damn their hides
have you heard 5r0m 212, 212
have you heard er0m.212, it's been days since last they flew
and they took their bar-bells too, god damn their hides
it
we fly for zlk, 2lk
oh we fly for 21^, not that damned 513
they're a bunch of muckmis too god damn their hides
quickie
i love to see mary make water
she can wee such a beautiful meam
she can wee for a mile and a quarter
and you can't see her ass for the soheam
-4-
knrrr.e tee college widow
they caujm her kutnie the college widow
pride of the untvipsiri
minnie the college w2pcw, see taught all the boys anatomy, acwa
mzmlee the college widow, to know his. is to love her teats 1bue
she laid the cornersioue of knowledge
in fact the whole damn college
teat was mihnie tes college whore
at wisconsin at wisconsin, minnie met' an all-american
called his signal cross tee middle
knocked her oh her end
eeoh above ciadga!3 waters
there's m awful smell
minnie met tee football captain
shot tee team to kelt,
see met a ramblbr wreck f^m georgia tech
am) a hell of all engineer
he must have been an architect
he left his blueprints here -where-herd-oeh
now minnie has see letters
see's as proud as see can be
whew asked if she was on tee team
she said hell no, 'tee whole damn team's on me
they called her minnie the college widow
pride of the university
minnie the college widow
taught all the boys anatomy, a-ow-a, ow-a, ow-a
minnie the college widow
to know. her is. to love eee teat is true
see laid tee cornerstone of. knowledge
in fact the, whole damn college
that was minnie tes college whore
ain't it all a bloody shams
she was standing in the doorway
with her clothes all round about
you couid tell that sherd been gotten
'cause her guts was hagtn' out
chours :
it's the same the whole world over
it's the poor what get's the blame
it's the rich what get's the gravy
ain't it all a bloody shame
now he's in the house of commons
making laws for all man kind
while she roams the streets on london
sellin' chucks of her behind
chorus:
see was i>ona but she was honest
a victim of a rich man.'3 wim
first he goosed her and then seduced her
amd she had a child by him
chorus:
now he's in the eouse of commons
making laws to stamp out crime
while tee victim of his pleasures
struggles on through sett amd slime chorus:
on top of old pyong-yang
qh top of old pyoni yafj
pjz, covered with fux
r lost mi poor vinc- man
rs ravsb. caki bait
f;f flying 15 piza-3e
h.ut crashing is grief
and a quick iri^fued commie
is worse tea/* a trief
for a thief will jiisi rob ycu
cf all that 70v says
but a quick tetg1zre.d commie
will 8ekd you to your grave
they'll o^ass you am) kill you
a5d send iip more lead
tru? cots on a railroad
cr migs overhead
(there13 not q¥e mtg in a thousand that a corsair cm trust)
jt^ come all you pilots
and listen to me
never fly o'lh seeatktu
or old kumoei
for tee planes teei will falter
te3 pilots all die
yoyrll all be forsaken
and never know why
now the moral of teis story
as i:ve told you before
eysp join iks mar die corps
or you; ix fiiet war
balls and parties am) bauqusts
balls and parties and banquets
banquets parties and balls
e^rrys^ truman has sai'i) before
teis is tbe wat to siay out of a war
so it's balls am) parties and banquets
banquets parties atd balls
so it's parties and banquets and banquets am) parties
a!© balis baii>7 balls
ij5ts_ jave _a, party
partus make the wo"td to rouicd
parties make ts3 wcrid co round
parties make tee world co round
so lets have a party
last^nigot
l^t night I pulled my pud it did me good
i knew it would I knew it would
^-st night I pullet my fud it did ms good
i knew it would I knew it would
smash it bash it, throw it on tee floor
smite it, bite it. ram it through the door
^-'3 go in for buggeiry and some teink fucking ?s good
pl? for personal satisfaction I prefer to pull my pud
-6-
toora li oora li an3jie
it isit1? the rocking, tee rolling, the rolling,
not the'foam on tee crest of tee ways
it's the foam on the keck of tee bottle, the bottle
that's driving me down to mi grate.
chorusi
sb/1 toora li oora .li ahnie li amis
sim toor li oora li ay
singing toora li oora li asics, li annie
singing toora li oora li ay
tbi sexual life of the camel. i*** ha met.
is greater than anyoee think
in moments of amorous passion, of r ass ion
he ofien makes l0\s to the spfil&x
chorus;
now tee sphinx's fqs3rior organs, her organs
are deep in the sajfds of tee nile
which accou^;s for the fjmp on the camel, the camel
and tee sphinx's insctf/iabls smile
chorus:
expensive expert entation, 'mentation
by darwin am) kexiey and hall
have proven the bung of the hedgehog, the e£3>geeog
can scarcely be boggered at all
chorus;
extensive expert euiatatio, '^station
bv darwin and pexiey and hah,
have proven tee bung of the hedshog, the heixseog
cm scarcely be boogered at all
chorus%
now here's to old fort massaceussetis, massachusetts
and eeee?s to the old moeawx trail
and here's to that indian maiden, that maiden
teat gave us our, first piece of tall .
ceours: " . .".-.'
cold winter's evening
'twas a cold whiter'3 evening, the guests hebe all ieaying
o'leary was closing tee bar, when he turned and .he said to
the lady hi the rear
get out you can1"! stay where you are,
she shed a sad tear in her bucket of been as she thought
of the cold night ahead
when a (3entisman dapper stepped out of the chaffer
and these are tbi words teat he said
her mother sever told her tee things a young girl should know
about the wais of fly boys, -fls-soys and how teey come and go
she's lost her yquth and beauty and life has left its sad scar
so remember your mothers and sisters boys and mi her sleep
under the bar
mary ann
here's to mary ann, the queen of all the acrobats
to see her perform would give a man the shits
she can shoot green peas right oct her hairy ass hois
do a double summersault and catch 'em on her tits
she's a great big bitch
twice the size of you and me
has hair on her belly like the branches on a tree .
she can hun, jump, suck* fuck,
roll a barrel or drive a truck
and that's the kind of gal that's gonna marry ms.
the commies lament
(oh my darlma/cleirerfmik}
once a flyer, do or dier,in his faithful saber true
after bitchin', flew a mission to the town of sinanju
still in flight, he saw some mighty russian mig8 upon his tail
with a quiver, and a shiver, he let out an awful wail.
chorus:
sayanark, .sayonara,. sayonara a soides
if you find me, never mind me, I will be an awful mess.
then a mustang, went in bu3tin1 just to see what he could do
but alas, he made a pass,. and that was all, they got him too
thought an '80 i'm so great, we'll never get a shot at me
wasn't gone long when his swan song sounded just like this to me
chorus:
then a thunder jet, who hadn't blundered yet, thought he'd '
try it all alone
like a blotter, hit the water,. shook the hand of davy jones
so that the tally,. in mig alley,. isn't quite llke.all the
claims
but as a fair course to the atr force, we don't mention any names
chorus:
come a corsair, for air warfare, built in 1941
10 years later was no greater than the day it was begun
them mig drivers setting 5'ers on who'd get the f4u
instead od dying, would be flytng if they'd known what marines
can do
chorus:
the wily corsair, stopped in midair, "went into a cloud to hide
the migs went by him,. couldn't find htm crashed into a mountain
to all red pilots, here's a warning when out looking for some
fun
chorus: (last line) ^or you'll be an awful mess.
ten thousand dollars going home to the folks
(wreck of the old '97)
he was comtn' on the downwend gom' ninety knots an hour
when his corsair went into a spin
he was found in the wreck with his hand on the throttle,
• and his body all over the ground
now the pratt and whitney man said, "it can't be the engine
'cause that engine never stops"
so upon elimination, upilling plugs in every station,
they found it was the hamilton prop.
chorus: (soft)
ten thousand dollars going home to the folks
ten thousand dollars going home to the folks
on won' they be excited: oh won't they be delighted
just think of all the things they can buy.
• ten thousand dollars going home to the folks
little bird
there was a little bird no bigger than a terd
a sittin' on a telegraph pole
he stuck out his neck and shit about apeck
and he puckered up his little ass hole; asshole, asshole, asshole
and he puckered up his little asshole
8,
(my bcniiie"liss gvzr tee ocean )
npcri pilots fly off the big o^es
air force pilots are1nt seen over the seas
3:;? we're in the god- 'amned marias corps
so we oet these damn c7ejs
cror:3 7
guts and guts, guts am) guts
ttts guis that made carriers are nuts, are nuts
guts and guts, guts and guts
tee guys that fly off them are nuts
tee midway has thousand foot runways
tfas leyte eight hundred and ten
but we'd not hate much of a carrier
with wo of ours tied end to end
our carrier's named after an island
an atoll that's called sicily
if its size is the same as our carrier
teat bastard is under the sea
our catapault shots are quite hairy
our catapault gear is red hot
it never goes off ween you're ready
and always goes off when you're r^ady
and always goes off ween you3re not
we envy the boys on the big ones
we'd trade in minute or two
'cause ^e'd like to see those poor bastards
try doing the things teat we do
someday ween -this fracas is over
and back at el tqro we'll be
we'll load up with rockets and napalm
and sink all those damn cvefs
i just got j\nother wave off
(battle"hymn c- the republic)
i have seen a low-dip and a come-on in the groove
i have had a high and fast, but what's it gonna prove?
the lso will kill me yet but what you gonn1 do
i'll make 'the bastard jump into the net
chorus:
i just got another wave off, I just got another wave off
i just got mother wave off,, but I made the bastard jump into tee
net
if the ship is on my wing he says i'm close it seems
so if I move a foot more out, ism ready and i'm set
i'll make the bastard jump into the net.
ceorus:
cats on tee rooftops
°at3 on the rooftops^ cats on the stiles
cat3 with the sypelis, cats with the piles
cats with thelr assholes wreathed in smiles
a3 teey revel in tee joys of copulation
al^athej-ifn.1 of tpi5 clansman
■tv/as a gatkhrgu of the clansman, and all tee lads were
there
a feeling of' the lassies amom the public hairs
chorus:
srngrn! a how no yq>j I as,t' night how do ya! noo
the lad t-ha7 had ya' last nlget, he's gonna' have ye noo
the parson's dal- thter she was there , bur ass against the wall
ashoutgnt to -.the laddies, come ye one and all
chorus:
the bride was in the kitchen., explaining to the groom
the vagina, not the rectum is the entrance to the womb
chorus:
the queen was in the parlor, coun'itng.cut her wealth
the king was en the bedroom playing with himself
chorus:
the village .idiot he was there, a sitlin' by the fire
attempting masturbation with an indian rubber tire
chorus:
the fat clad cook she was there a givin1 us the shits
a leadln' off the mantel piece and bouncing off her tits
chorus:
the village "looney" he was there, sittin' on a pole
he pulled his foreskin" over ht3 head. and whistled hee ho
chorus:
there was fucktn' in the parlor., fuck5n' fn the racks
and you could na' hear the music foxr the swishing of the pricks
chorus:
now the part's over, they're all gone home to rest
they said they liked the music, but .they liked the fucktn' best.
chorus:
tj3e foggy foggy dew
I was a bachelor., irjyjsd all alone, and7 worked at the weavers's
trade, and the dsnly, only thing that I ever did wrong, was to woo
a fair youg maid, I wooed her in the winter time and in the summer
too and the only, only tetng that I ever did wrong was to keep
her from the foggy fogvjy dew.
one night she nealt beside my bed while I was fast asleep
she laid her head upon my bed and there began to weep
she wept,. she cried, she dammed near died. but what was I to do
i took her into bed and I covered up her head, just to keep her
prom tee foggy foggy dew.
again l am a bachelor, I lite with my son. and we work at the
weaver's trade ant) every evert time that I look into his eyes,
be reminds me of 'the fair youn: > maid
he reminds me of tee winter tims, and part of the summer too
and the many many times that I took her into bed
just to keep her from the fogg if fogg? dew.
-10-
ths woodpecker's song
i stuck my fia:er in ^e woodpecker's egl5
and tee w0odpe0.ker said, "god damn your soul
take rr our, take it o«ul take it out, e^/^jlt
I t-ok my pruuu fpgm tee woodpeckers tt^te
a?~j vcgdruuee said, "god da-in your soul
put ti back, put it back, fut it back, rs?iacg_ it
i replaced my finger in the woodpecker's hols
and the woodpecker said "god damn you soul
turn it around, turn it around, turn it around revolve it
i revolved mx" pbbb in the woodpecker ;s eols
and the w0cdpeck5i said "god dam you soul
the other way, the other way, tee other way, reverse it
i reversed my finger ik tee woodpeckers .hols
am) the woodpecker said ngod damn your soul
take it out, take 33? out, take it out, remove it
i removed my finger from tes woodpecker's hols
and the woodpecker said "god damn your soul
take a whiff, take a shiff, take a whiff, revolting
virgin sturgeon
(huhsn rubin" if ye thimttt )
cavier com3 from the virgin sturgeon
the viegin's a very fins fise
virgin sturg30n web ho urgjtu
that?s wbj cavier is my dish
i fed cavier to my girl friend
see was a virgin tried and true
ho ml girl friend needs no urgin1
tbhre au-t nothing see won ft do
i fed cayier to my grandpa
ee was a man of ninety three
screaks and shriexs were heard from grandma
be ead chased eer up a tree
"s^uh sop,*?1 f^rr^p m,-y *-nr r^*"nrnw\
she came down from out teat tree
now my grandma and my grandpa
start to raise a family
,. vxu some cavier to my rooster
I bed sc^e cavier to my cow
how tes barn yard sure looks fumy
all tes cows have feateer3 now
oysters, oysters are prolific
oysters. oysters in a shell
now they piddle is a riddle
but the dupdle sure as hell
i'm locking under (four leaf clover)
i'm io0king under a dress and wonder why I never looked eefore
first come the ankles and then com3 the knees
then come the parities that sway. "jet the breeze
no use explaining the tes thing remaining
its something that we all adore
i'm looking under a dress and wonder wet I never looked before
-12-
sidnsy special
monday I touched her on tee ajjkle
tuesday I touched her oil the klies
and wednesday with success I lifted up her dress
and thursday her chemise cor blimey
friday I put my hath) upon it
saturday she gave m3 balls a tweak
at© it was sunday after supper i'slipped tee weoie thing up her
and now i'm paying seven bob a week, gor! blimey
i don't want to be a soldier
i don't want to co to war
i'd rather hang a round piccadilly underground
living1 off the eaenin:s of a class lady
don't want a bullet up me arse-hole
don!t want me buttocks shot away
i would rather be in england
in jolly, jolly enfant
a-rogerin1 me blocmtn' life away, gor1 blimey
call ■ out the army and the navy
call out the rank am) tee file
call out the bloody terrctobiais
they'll face danger with a smile, gor1 blimey
call out the members of tbs old brigade
they'll keep englani free
you can call upon my brother
my sister and my mother
but' for christ's sake don't call me
ring dang pop
way down south in new orleans
where lived a blond of swhet sixteen
with curly hair mid eyes so blue
and she had what 13 called a ring dang doo
a ring dang doo pray what is that
all covered with hair like a fjssy cat
so soft and round and split in two
that's what she called her ring dang doo
she said young man you're a very fine feller
she took me down into her celler
she fed me wine and whiskey too
and she let me play with her ring dang doo
oh what a life her mother saxd
you go on and lose your maiden head
so pack your trunk and your suitcase too
and go to hell with your ring dang doo
she went to tee city and became a whore
she hung a sign upon her door
a dollar down no iess would do
to take a crack at eer ring dang doo
so the army came and the navy went
and tbs price went down to fifty cents
from sweet sixteen to sixty two
teey all took a crack at her ring dang doo
so along came a prick named mobey dick
he had tee syph and the seven year itch
he had tee clap and the blue balls too
and he put them ail in the ring dang doo
now she's dead beneath the sod
her snatch is pickled in alchol
her tits are along fifth avenue
that's what became of the gal with her ring dang doo
-13-
jeapa,y_abort.
my name 13 colonel mangrum and i'm the leader ob1 the group
if "you will step into my tent i'll give you all the scoop
i'll tell you where the commies are and where the flack is
black, i'll be the first one off the deck and i'll be the first
one back.. chorus:
early abort, avoid the rush early abort avoid the rush
early abort avoid the rush, oh the raggedy ass marines are
on pat
my name is major dexter and I lead 3?3
and if we go on trail cuts, my boys will follow me
and if you say pyong-yanoj i'll tell you what I will do
get in your plane and go ahead, and i'll wait here for you
chorus:
i'm sure you've heard of checkerboard, and the things they do
but if you'll come down to the line, you'll see the're far from
'true. and all those bastards yell at once, my mags they won't
checkout. chorus:
and then i'm sure you know of the leaders in the wing
any night in the o club you can hear how well they sing
with works they fight a hell of a war, they say they want a go
too
but just you give them half a chance and here's what they will do
chorus:
oh I fly the f4u tee vought people say its great
but when it comes to figh'ten' migs, those bent-wings just don't
ra
i was born to be a fighter, to grapple in the blue
but if it comes to fighttn' megs, i'll tell you what I will do
chorus:
now when this war is over and we're back in the u. s. a.
we'll fly the planes in all war games and to what the generals
say," but if we have another war and they give us the f4u
to hell with all the generals staffs, here's what we're gonna do
chorus:
three old ladies locked in the lava' try
oh dear what can the maltter be
three old ladies locked in the lava' try •
they were there from monday 'til saturday
■ and no body knew they were there
the first to arrive was miss molly bender
she went there to fix a suspender
but it broke, hit her feminine gender
and no body knew they were there
the next to arrive was miss mabel humphrey
she sa.t down and couldn't ger her bun free
but she didn't m'ind ' cause it was so comfy
and no body knew they were there
the next to-arrive was nelly potter
she'was the bishop of chichester's daughter
she came where to relieve the pressure of water and
no body knew 'they were there
(repeat first verse)
then came a
knock otcn the dock
and who should it be b:~t e5r god damped father
two ecrss pistols bi eis sole
look1n' for the guy who shal0ed eis daughter
chorus:
i grabbed that bastard by the as3
shoved ~ld read ix fail or eater
raooed those fcstols ul kio ass
a da1 led sio-ho furore^ thao' I sealed eis daughter
chorus:
a3 I go wat^ug dl^l ike surest
plcil3 shoot from 5,/ei*: gorier
thepe gc3s thai god daooe? hon cy a bitch
fh2 xy who 3ba0gf3 o'rolels daughter
chorus ?
big bajj£_
there was a ear si- a tr'j?v: ciai« a-nobleman beyond compare
a!?. he was fallus e,eef^-l-u as a man wec could play with his
balls
chorus;
?ch ihey were bio- balls and eea~y as lead
with a flick and a twj3t of els muscular. wrist
he coitd throw them ri gst over his head
a3 be was walking d0w1i 'the street, a fair young maw he chanced
to meet
who t50!t would be a helluva tbeat to wa'tch a man play with his
balls
ceoruss
a3 he wa. twirlin1 ?em round and round
^cun teey cafe with hell of a bound
hioht on the head of his faithful hound
^0 was watchl;ju kim flay with rl5 balls
chorus*
^shtf hauled him in 'fore the ma0istrat3
^0 put hum in cell of state
f2) left him there to comitate
^ play with his beautiful bails
^orus:
513 trial w;05 held without dei ay
^fact 7t*va3 that very same day
-h3 magistrate said I see no reason why
* maji can't play with his balls
chorus:
chosen reservoir
(raigli^ vfgck from""georgia tech)
lists:! ail you fltlsss i'll tf.l yog one akd all
a50u7 all ea:"rer pilot wife mlo?. less era ins trm* gall
hi fle"^ a wfas; gsg::at- i:; th3 kg-th k0g3"" jar
hi *-iage egi fa tec ias"? *-gi:ari a? teg rg^er reservoir
hi t00\ off got of gggsaf, fl£w nciuk to sudcno-ri
writ ?-hot a goagfg ogiari ou tee road to koto-rj
f2 ceapceg e,g t.gjs age looked aroig© for something else to do
e3 thoggbt £s'd fiod gggg targets on the plains of eagaru
ieee a self phofzliso g"gi if cfw view he saw
along a slight e^a^rotz*."? at the bctiot? of a 3raw
vith sooe a3 easy tapg2t3 ^ digg^t 3tgf tc think
it mitet be t/st a flag- rea'f gf tee wilv commie cetoik
so eagerly e3 dcgf ig so gfaggi was kis aim
rs klew he;d get his target ati) the commies felt tee same
they got him with tee 7shs1: sloe be never felt tee jab
he nou? lies on tee botiom of t£3 ch03en reservoir.
the_ frlar^g?_ great_ renowh
~eh\£ was a fegae "e geeai rego^g
t£r3 t^as a ybjap c** great rs'gvg
„ -; -_
att hi r1fi0 a girl from c e towi,
e.gg a ctrl fro. ogt togi
ha ga ra «t go eg eg erg shit
he laid gee og a do^iey teg
ago then be busted up her maiden head, lusted up her maiden head
chorus
he laid eer on tee dewey grass -
-do~
a:® teen be shgveg eis peggis up eer ass
shoved his peggt3 it3 her ass
ce0ru8:
he laid her on a5 elm stem?
-de-
and then he missed e£ir ass age hit tee stump
missed eer ass aim hit tee stum?
chorus:
he laid eer on the bgrial grog:©
-do-
-de-
a3d teen ee tgo!t he'd go another eougd,, teo't ee!d go another
chores •
*"2 fouhd her on the cold, cold ground
aed tk&t we rag the bastard out of tom. ran tee bastard out
of town
chorus;
-do.
1yy aqaaaaaa3 shop
a aa" vy 0 r " . a ,'^vl^lav3 3 '05 sa^y maayie3 foa to
buy
ala 50" -"-" - -.aao- ■/:-.'■ ay a 3a"a
aaado could e3 spy
ova • .,'7. ;-■;: ; a:o r. - a ka yya_ a a ooaoaa cay dock
ef. sped
ti "':;;■ a ;. " : •.;,; o *-- a--.- aoaa a3 baao
a, a: _a ao ag~ : oa a "••- a'- a- aa.aa ads bead
"" a ";■-'-". ajag- a^: cvaa a ^'a ayaa
mod s3 j? yye stairs by sped
aia oa'a aaoaaa'' aa ay. aa pg:a gyy 0?yadlya3 ¥yfy ei bed
byaay aaa a a- ' -'aa, a' airo 0? vyay adasityaasll size
ceoy vofca a a: 10; a ;--:-> aa -ay yrlaas has boys
tgay ueao raaa a =>-^ ayyaa ayocas has k2&
•* * v :a ^aa; a: aa '<: a ay a aia raised baa bead
- r * *: '.:-, ..." o. ;,_a lag: maia^y ht^ bed
, a j .~a~ a "a aa .a ya ai___oa so eolyd
: r. - , a' -a- : "-a a -v-w ka aal yat jbisl ifcliied
0 a . ay a"j1" a a.. .< '-' "-
v.yayoaa yay feel inclined
,. aa ^ a a^a i? aa ."* _., vaaya/aa yolars r^ ^? tow
-»*' : :o~ _c;r ;o;y :o as sa? ayas by says yo tie hee down
a * y -a .a" aa wtaa araa aas yay be av~ back of bee imcxiebit
ay ^ - - • -------;aa"; -a?
sea 3y7gs a^ay^ed
"a a. a . 3^. a - - - a^aaaa aaa fya03 h^jliesb
doadie isa do
' 0 " a .,, l"-i r a - aa _ "
u" 1 10
cd 0*0 3< .a. l^s:
da
fip50 yg^ 0:aaacaoy'. aaa aaaa aaa uayry38sd helr
ia a tye aaaaaaa aool- a aaa a3 a a hah to iy
pa .00 aa aaa aaa yo0- aaj yo ieyohe
saaa aaagy ayaa vda7: a ay 'vaya a show
oai..aa- lacda£ jay ac. b0aoa:; las i'o
aia say a^.a a j a-• "aaa ao aa,a_0 iya do iy
se3 aoacao a rous-aaa a a oca wyyy her v0ic3
say aaa' ac doaa aa aaa iv/ao-a' laa ac
cat aaa doodle jaa dc- docooy ida dc
i a aaa 'ay rysy fac lae gay I l.yq5 btisy
13 dcuols lea lxa doaoia lao1 do
' la'yoio aayo^a la'.a't ;-uah yo iy
.vy a3 3ara asa coodiy lfcis do it
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eamburg show
hey hey where we going
we're coin' to the hamburg show, to see the lion the wild kangroo
through fair amd stormy weather, we'll all stick together
'cause we're gonna see the whole show through
well, well, the gang's all here
what the hell do we care: damn it to the hell we don;t care now
hatl, hail the gang's all here what the hell do we care now
hay, hey have you seen be elis the diving girl
she does the two, two and a half off the two-twenty
into a damp ".kleenex, hey', hey where we goin'
chorus:
hey, hey have you seen the spotted hyena
he has 365 spots one for every day ln the year
what '3 that lady what does he do on leap year
lift up his tail, lift up his tail hey, hey where we goin1
chorus
have ydllseen the stripped giraffe
his neck is so long that every time he blinks his eyes he
jacks himself off, hey, hey, where we goin1
chorus
have you seen op ella the dancin' girl
she shakes from her ankles to her calves, from her calves to
her knees
from her knees to her thighs to hole____0
hey, hey, where we godt'
chorus
hey, hey ball players you don't have to knock em off
you only have to knock emover. I can't win
i can only lose I just play because I love the same
hey, hey, where we goin'
chorus
a. sleepy latrine
(sleepy lagoon)
a sleepy latrene, a pastorial scene, and two at a bash:
the job isn't fun, the mirror is one you can't see your face in
the lighting is bad, its bad, it's mad, that's half of it bro'd
the further you go, the first thing you know,
you're shaving face to each other.
a sleepy latrene, were we all convene to help stop inflation
we do our part support an ox cart for korean salvation
it's not much to give, for they gotta live
but our production "would* flower
if old harry t. would sit here with me for just one hour
i a~y-i .,;<• r _g[_ use ?or_ ths women
0x3 taii ?{evir be fouiq
3 t-oi-re! trsy:ll turn him down
ayd ;ha3?i?tg foe ail
a:l> iaugz in eis face at his fall
i ouot kiev a yuylo cow pyiorer, eot?;? at, upr2tet atj squars
b:jt ee tu?:;ed to a hajd sh:oti:,' gyv/ay art a vomay put elm there
he fell in with evil compa;aoys„ "he .ki;..d thai are beiter off
dead
whey a ray-tee insulted hf^ pyituri ay> he felted eim full of lead
all thru that logo yioy~ iihet: ceased fix, I try mssyuiie am)
tail chapped
and I couldn't relp teiet: of el?. f:^.?.s':/t£z;; I saw e1m fall
if she'd b£e;i the pal shi sec33 have, ef yyget have been raising a
son
instead of out on the prairie, to die by a ray:se3 gun
deaths sra^p stiyg did >t-t trgityl fid chayogtb,, for life were
to slim
but wh25e trey were fuitiyo eis fgd1s was all that worried him
he lifted h2:3 head on his elbow, ips blood from e3 wouicd rm red
es looked at pi3 pals grouped around rim ayd this is weat he said
bury ms hot oy the frairi3, where tee co'i'cvss howl over mi
grave
bury ms out qe tee prairie but from 2e&! my jr^ms viease save
wrap me up ik my biaitcey ah) burt ms deep ir the grootd
cover me over with bonders 0? grayite huge aid r0?j3d
30 we buried him out on its prairie where its 0cy0te3 howl ored
eis grave
atb his so'jl is tow a re3titg from if^e urai® out she gave
ayd maiiy aroihsr youyg piegeeh. as h3 rllx-io past that pile of
stokes
recall's 0? a similar woyay, amd tkirye of his motlderitr grate &
bon
i had a horse ait) his fame was bill
i had a wife aid
her i#ms was daisy
a2id when she sayg tee cat wert cray!
with deliriums, st. vilas's aid ail sorts of cataieft1c3
one day she sang a song atout a ma)" who "zubzzd himself
ihsideout
and jumped into the eeoauss be was so veri slssriy
i'm goiy out in the wools £ext year art hlti for beer and not for
desr
I am I ain't i'ma great sharp shootress
at shooting birds I am a beaut
there is no bird I cm not shoot
ib the eyes in the ears in tre teste and in tre fingers
i'm ooinf goin' up in a ballcy so big the people on earth ail
look
like exks's life fleas's ayd also life a faty-dld
like a pig
the balloon turyed tjp wis it's b01t0y side eiiesr
fell on the wife of a oofjittry squire
she made a noise like a stream whistler like a katy-did
a2id aiso like dyramite
i ain't got no use for tre wo'ygy a true
they'll use a may for fys m02tty whir it:
they're all aljxs at the bottom^ ~zls:sd
they:ll stick by a may weey hs:3 wlytty.
-19-
from the rails 0? kolueztjha
to ire shores of irifiif-1"
we win. fiofi ouh country's baities
in the air and on the sea
first to fioht for righi and freedom
and to :itu our honor clean
we are proud to claim the hois
of untied states marines
chorus :
oung ho^ gung-ho. u. s. m. c. r.
our flag's ^^^led to every breeze
from the dawn to se~- -rg sun
we have fouiei in every clime and place
where we could take a gun
in tbs snow of far off no^ktt^t islands
and in sunny tropic secene3
you will, find us always oil tee job
the united states marines
chorus ,3
here's health to you and to our corps
which ws are proud to serve
in many a strife we've fought for life
and never lost our nerve
if the ari-cf and tee! navy ever look on heaven's scenes
they will.. find the streets are guarded by the united states
marines
chore :
call oct the reserves
—(wtohueoi-------—
in peacetime the reiuiars are happy
in peacetime tee"re wiili^g to serve
but let them qm into a fracas
and they call out the colder reserves
chorus:
call out, cam, out,, they call out the go.cdern reserves
bali, of yarn
'twas a sunny day in juice ail, the flowers were in bloom
the birds were singing gayly on the faum
when I spied a maiden fair. am) I said unto hsr there
let m wind up your lhtte ball of yarn
she said sir can'y see your a stranger to me
but follow ms out beyoid the barn
there's a shady little nook down beside tbe babbling- brook
where you can wind up my liptle ball of yarn
now twas nine months after that in a pool room where I sat
never thinking I had done hsr any harm
wren an officer in blue said i'm looking after you
you're the father of an eight pound bail- of yarn
now yoiuic man take my advice never stay oct iate at night
an you'll- never ia<rc your cherry or you charli
be like the bluebird and the robin keep your little p* from
bobbing
and yourli, never wind up that iitt'ls ball of yarn.
-20-
sam houston
a big black bull came down from the mountain, houston, san
houston
a big black bull ca>e down from tee moulf:ain; long tiki ago
a big black bull came down from the mol^tatjvt. long time ago
he spied a hefer in tee par^jee, grazji/g grazing houston, san
houston
se spied tee hefer in a pasture grazing. loni time ago
long tims ago-oh. long 0?jme ago-oh
he spied a hefer in a pasture grazing, long time ago
he jumped a fence and he jumfsd that hefer, houston, sajn houston
he jumped a fence and he jumped that hefer, long time ago
long time ago-oh, long tbie ago-oe
he jumped a fence and ee jumped that hefner, long time ago
he missed the hefer and ee pff5t in the pasture houston, san
houston
he missed tee hefer and ee pffft in tee pasture, long tims ago
long time ago-oe, long time ago-or
ee missed the hefer and he pffft in tee pasture, long time ago
the big black bull went back to the mountain, exhausted,
exhausted
the big black bull went back to tee mountain, long tlmb
ago
long time afio-oe, long time ago-oh
tee big black bull went back to the mountain, long time
ago
reserve lament
( mr. and mississippi"make me feel at home)
i won't forge™ korea, I can't forget ol'guam
for syngman rhee and jos stalin have made me feel w mm
i flew across the bomb-line and I got a hole or two
but all I get is a bunch of shit from you and you and you
chorus :
oh I was called to risk my ass and save the;. u. n. too
but all I (set is a bunch of sett from you and you and you
the a. a, was "terrific, tee small arfcs were intense
while fly boys bombed the front lines tot* division did tee rest
while the regulars held their desk jobs
the reserves were called xnmasse
for the u.n. knew that the marine reserves were the ones to save
chorus:
their ass
i love you dear old u.s.a. with all my aching heart
if I hadn't joined tee damn reserves we'd faced ?em in the past
but we won't cry and we won't squack foe we are not alone
for one of these days the regulars will come and we can all go
home
chorus:
now we don't mind the hardships, we've faced 'em in the past
but we wonder if our congressman have hat ij-o's up the ass
we have to fight to save the peace that's what the eastajids said
but ween you check the casualties, you'll find no senators dead
chorus:
i'm going to raise a family, when this war is through
i'm hopeing to have a bouncin1 boy to tell my stories to
but someday when he grows up, if he joind the marine reserve
i'll kick his ass from dam to dusk for teats what be'll deserve
chorus:
-21-
a poor aviator lay dying
tmstboney lies over the ocean)
a poor aviator lay dying
at tee end of a cold winter day
his comrades had gathered around him
to carry his fragments away
the airplane was piled on his breastbone
the hamilton was wrapped 'roland his head
he wore a sparkplug on each elbow
'twas plain he would shortly be dead
he spit out a valve and a gasket
and stirred in the sump where he lay
to mechanics who 'round elm came sighing
these brave parting words did he say
, take the magneto out of my stomach
and the butterfly valve off my neck
extract from my liver the crankshaft
there js lots of good parts in this wreck
take the manifold out of my larynx
and the cylinders out of my brain
take the piston-rods out of my kidneys
and assemble the engine again
methuselum-——an ancient love song
in days of old there lived a jade, who always did a roaring trade
a prostiture of ill-refjte, tee harlot of juruselem
chorus: /
all hail methuselum the marlot of jeruselem
all hall methuselum the daughter of the rabbi
methuselum was a wily witch a dirty whore a sow of a bitch
and all the peters they did itch teat 'dangled in methuselum
chorus:
methuselum's hole was round and red. for forty years it had not
bled
it shelled just like it had been dead since tee founding of
jeruselum
chorus:
and then there lived a giant tall who with his prick could bust a
wall
he?d fornicated nearly all the harlots of jeruselem
chorus:
then one day methuselum took the giant to a shady nook
and from his pants his peter took the pride of all jeruselem
chorus:
the son of a bitch was underlung he missed her cunt and hit her
bung
and sowed the seeds of many a son the ass-hole of methuselum
chorus:
methuselem always knew her part she puckered up and let a fart
and blew it like a bloody dart over the walls of jeruselem
chorus:
marine hymn
i have walked about 10,000 miles i've nearly died of thirst
i have heard the corporal's muttering a20) i've heard the
sergeant's cry
but I would go tt atl and giadly just to see what I have seen
when 10,000 gcbs lay dov™ ,t1heir swabs ju'-i to whip one sick
marine
for the dirty lousy navy and their shining stikken1 blues
they can shove it all right up their ass
and the god-damned air force too.
-22-
shanty town
it's only a shanty in my own back ya^d
with little holes am) big holes and the seats are so hard
tehee's a cresent on the door, sears roebuck on the floor
cobwebs on the ceiling bringing back memories of yore
as I sit there a thinking, I feet, like a king
it's more than a whim its my everything
though it's lousy with flies, still it's my" paradise
the shanty in my own back yard
there s a swanty in the town on a little plot of ground
with the green grass grcwitf ail around, all around
and we roof's so worn so badly torn that it tumbles to the ground
just a tumble down shack amd it s built way back
about twenty-five from "the rail road track
lingers on my mind-most all. 0' ^te time
keeps cailin: me back to my little grass shack
i'd be just as sassy as eaile 3alassie if I were king
put my boots on tall read the writin' on the wall
and it wouldn't mean a thing not a gol-dern 'thing
there fs a queen waitln there in a rockin chair
just blowin1 her top on gaitor 3 beer
i m loofcen', all abound and i'm trucken' on down"
'cause I gotta get a back to my sbalnty town
underneath the bamboo tree
i'll bed a bungalow, big enough for two
big enough for too my honey big enough for wo
and when we're married happy we'll be
underneath the bamboo underneath the bamboo tree
that's where my money" goes to buy my baby clothes
i buy her everything to keep her in style
and in my future life see's gonna by my wife
how an1 the bell d'ya get that way, she told me so
someone's been lovin you I know you a.int been true
t'ain't intuition money sent from heaven above
!iwf last kiss was a winner honey, too good for a beginner honey
someone's been givst you lessons in love
if you'll be m.i.n.e. mine
i'll be t.h.i.n.e. thine
awr» i'll l.o/v.e. love you
all the t.i.m.e. time
you are tee boe.s.t. best
of all the r.e.s.t. rest
and i'll l.o.v.e. love you
all the t.i.m.e. time
she's more to be pitied
she's more to be pitied than censored
she's more to b^ helped than desspissd
she's only a lassie who ventured
down life3 stormy path ill-advised
do not scorn her with words fierce an bitter
do not latoh at her shame and downfall
for a moment just stop and consider
a marine was the cause of it ail
-23-
iet's gst the hell out of here
i saw flak covered valley wi3eh divisions of klgs flying near
and I heard a voice within mb whisper, let's gst tee hell out of
hers
and there is tee town of sinanju, and these black clouds begin to
appear
and again that voice within me whispers, let's cer the hell out
of here
why do I fly these railcuts, won't somebody tell ths brass
those bastards that hun those railroads
are1 nt friendly at all; they're after my ass
so ween the ack-ack gers heavy
and my wingmsn they all disappear
i'm going to tak3 that whisper warning
and (mil tee hell out of hers
pusan u
we were roaming around ths country side 'twas near pusan bay
we stopped into local bar to pass the ttw away
i met a girl who said how dee do she hailed from old gein-ju
i asked her what her school was she said oh pusan-u
chorus :
oh pusan u, oh pusan u
the finest school in all the land, the unibeesity teat's grand
oh pusan u, oh pusan u
i hail my aima mater to you oh pusan u
i enroll in teat great college, founded by kim pac su
'twas built of honey buckets, so they named it pusan u
tee smell it was ierrific but I struggled through
so now I lift this glass to the school of pusan u
chorus:
i saw a girl most beautiful, see was a sight to view
she won a beauty contest, and was crowned miss fusan
they spcosed her in hollywood, now she's a star there too
when asked to what see owed her fame she sais to pusan u
chorus:
oh pusan u, oh pusan it. you course is good for entertainers
"a" frames, ox-carts pulled by streets
oh pusan u, oh pusan u
i mail my alma mater, to you oh pusan u
ths b-36
(tee battle hymn of the republic)
the b-36 it flies at 1*0,000 feet
tee b-36 it flies at ko,ooq feet
the b-36 it flies at 40,000 feet
but it only drops a teensey weensey bomb
tons and tons of ammunition
tons and tons of ammunition
tons 'and tons of ammunition
but it only drops a teensey weensey bomb
see fb4-y it flies at 3,000 feet
the pb4-y it flies at 3/300 feet
the pbt-y it flies at 3,000 feet
but it-only drops a teensey weensey depth charge
tons and tons of aviation gasoline
tons and'tons of aviation gasoline
tons and tons of aviatton gasoline
but it only drops a teensy weensey depth charge
in china teey iis vsr bat onxi^
avs, aye, aye
& china they never eat chile
jjow this ain't the first verse
it sure ain't the worst vj&hsf
so waltz me around again will ie
ffe on&j& ■ "qwmv #&_$? nqms3. ()'&£
who kept a dead whore in his cave
he said ifll admit ifm a bit of a shit
but look at the money I save
tee-re was an old lady from france
who boarded a freight train by chance
the engineer fucked her so did the conductor
and the fireman jacked off in his pants
there was a young lady named alice
who used a dymanite stick for a pennis
they found her vagina
in south carolina
and her ass just out side of dallas
there once was a fairy named bloom
who took a lesbian up to his room
they argued allnight,,, as to who had the right
to do what and with which and to whom
there were three monks form paree
who wnt out in the garden to pee
oh basco^b cum biscum, why doesn't the piss come
it must be the c.l.a.p,
thereonce was aman from winoc
who played the bass viol by cock
with tremendous erections, he beat out selections
by jonathan sebastian bach
there wonce was a man from south boston
who bought ph self a new austin
there was room for his ass and a gallon of gas
but his ba3xs hung out and he lost fem
there once was a young man named clyde
who fell in an outhouse and died
likewise his brother, who fell in another
and now they're interred side by side
, there was a young man from dakota
who wouldn't pay a whore what he owerd her
so with great savoir favre, she climbed on a chair
and pissed in his whiskey and soda
there was a young man from kent
whose prick was so long that it bent
to save himself trouble, he put it in double
and instead of coming he went
there was a young man from dundee
who duggefed and age in j. tree
the results were most horridt^all ass and no forehead
three baixs and purple goatee
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bf china they never eat ch3xie (com?)
there was a yound lady from gibraltar
who accidently fell in the water
by h3! howls am) her squeals, you could tell that the eels
had found her sexual quarter
there was a young man jrom nantucket
whose dong was so long he could 3txk it
he sak with a grin, as be wiped off his chin
ie my ear were a snatch I would fuck it
there once was a pirate named gates
who thought he could rumba in skates
he fell on his cutlass, am) now he is muteless
and practically useless on dates
there was a young man from st. claire
who was screwing his girl on the stair"
the bannister broke, he doubled his stroke
and p0lo3hkd her oef in mid-air
these was a young man from bom3ay
who fashioned a cunt out of clay
the e**ti t^om ^3 dick turned the clay into brick
and chafed all his foreskin away
there was a young named glass
whose balis were made out of brass
whs; he ciauged them together they played stormy weather
mid ijghtenxng shot out of his ass
there was a young man jeom sparta
who was quite reknown as a farta
he could fart anything ikom god save the king
to beethoven's moolight sonata
thhpe was young man from racine
who invented a fucking machine
concave or convex it could screw either sex
and jack itself off in between
on tse breast of a quail named gail
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind for the sake of the blind
was tee same information in braille
there was once a man named mcgruder
who 30eifped his girl as he woo'd her
she said it was rude to be woo'd in the nude
but mcgruder was ruder he screwed m
there once was a lady from wheeling
who had peculair feeling
she laid on her back and tickled her brack
and pissed all over the ceiling
there was a young maiden named alice
who pood in the archbishop's calice
"i had to do it" she screeched
just from relief
and not from protestant malice
there was young lady named ester
who saxd to the man a3 he undressed her
if you don't mind use the hole behind
tee sbont one's beginning to fuster
there are many other verses to this quaint ballad
*v~"~ v? q-a--^ rro vptjj £_ line so^fhere
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cigaheets, whiskey and wild, wild women
;ce I was happy and had a good life
03 enough money 10 last me for life
me? with a gal and we wsiit 013" a spree
2 taugst me 10 smoke aid 10 drink whuskey
{ohus:
igareets and whuskey ahd wild, wild women
sy?ll drive vnn crazy, they'll drive you insane
:oareeiis and whuskey ah) wild, wild women
egareets is a blot on the whole human race
man is a monkey w32te ohs for his face
3s?s my definition believe ms dear brother
firs on one akd a fool on tee t'other
hdku5:
roiher repek or they'll wkele on your grave
0 women and whuskey here lees a poor grave
aes warnin' dear stranger take warntn' dear friend
iffiy'll write in big letter these words at the end
30rus:
the bastard king of england
he minstrels sing of a brzdish king of many long ieabs ago
ho ruled his lam) with and iron hand, though his mind was week &
low
3 ioved to hunt the royal stag within the royal wood
3 also was extremely tond of fulling the royal pud
js only outer garment was a dirty buckskin shirt
li wild and wooly and full of fleas, his terrible dong hung down
to his knees
xl hail the king of england
\
tow the queen of spain was sprigm'ly dame, was she
;he longed to fool with his majesty's tool from far across the sea
be sent a royal message by royal messanger.
0 ask the king of england to spend the week w33m her
"hen philip of france did hear of this, he swore unto his court
;hat she prefered his rival because his tool was short
"*e sent the duke of sxp and sap to give the queen a dose of
clafp
jx hail the bastard king'of england
s/ben sews of tees foul deed did reach dear old london's wales
t3e king he swore by tee shirt he wore he'd have that frenchman's
bales
je offered half his kingdom and a crack at sweet hortense
:0 any royal sonqfabekje who would nut the king of france
the duke of sussex took the task and sailed away to france
ie swore he was a fruit and philip took down his panes
\round his dong he cast a thong jumped on his horse and galloped
along
all hail the bastard king of england
the king threw up his breakfast and he seet upon the floor
for his rivais pride upon this ride had stretched a foot or more
and all the women in london town, they cried to hell with the
british crown
and philip of france usurped the throne of england
it' harder for ms
its harder for me to be a bad girl
than for other girls to be good
I would live in a bad world
god knows I would if I could
i'm waiting for somone to take me
'round the corner for a hug and a kiss
but how can I be a bad girl
with a gol-dern face like tees
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I jus^caiikj tjp to t5ll you that i'm bagged but right
i just called up to tell you that i!m ragged but right
a gamblin' woman a famblin' woman drunk every night
i got a porter house steak three times a day for my board
which is mors thai? any ordinary gal cm afford
i go? a big elsc-rio fa!; to kz3? ms cool while I sleep
a big hand30>£ kan to play around at my feet
ijm a rakplin- woman a gakr.li\:l woman drunk e7ery night
and I just galled up to t5il you that i'm ragged but right
i just galled up t^j tell iou that- i'm ragged but right
a gamblin1 woman a ramblin1 woman drunk every night
i've -got the eifs teat saj^k tee ships of england, francs am)
peru
and if you're like napoleon it's your waterloo
i'll take a fifteen minute intermission in your v-8
ifd like ix) make it lcu^fr put I got a late date
my motto is sin he xn5 with tse wgnd, let's breeze it tonight
i just cauzd u? to c^il you that I :h'ragged but right
a_man without a woman
a man without a woman is like a ship without a sail
just like a boat without a rudder a kite without a tail
a man without a woman is like a wreck cast off the sand
but if there 3s one thing worse in the universe
it's a woman, I said a woman without a man
how you can rool a silver dollar on the ground -
and it;ll roll because it's round
a woman never knows what a good mai? she's got until see turns
him down
just as a silver dollar goes from ham) to hand
a woman goes from man to mai, in a taxie,
a woman goes frotf man to man
minnie the mermaid
many's the night I spent with minnie the mermaid
down around tee bottom of the sea
down among the corals where she lost her morals
gee but she was good to me
now ashes to ashes and dust to dust
there here too twin beds and in only qm of them us
now you can easily see see' 3 not mi sister
'cause my sweeties to refined
she's just a slip of a kid who didn't,care what she did
she's just personal friend of mine
down by the boathouse, a personal friend of mine
whiffenpoof song
to a table down at mcries to tee place where louie wells
to the dear old temple bar we love so well
sing the weeffenp00f3 assembled with their glasses raised on high
and the magic of their singing casts a spell.
yes the magic of teeri singing all the songs we love so well
shall I wasting and mavourneen and *rhe rest
we will serenade our louie while life and voice shall last
and then we'll pass ajn 3e forgotten with the rest
we're fooor little lambs who have lost our way, bah, bah, hah
we are little black sheep who have gone a st^ay, bah, bah, bah
gentlemen songsters off on a spree, doomed from here to eternity
god have mercy on such as we, bah, 3ah, bah.
i've been wofking on the raxlcuts
ve been working oh ths rail-cuts up by sinanju
th all the m3cgs ant ul the ack ack, I hops they don't gst you
.n't you hear the skippie sayuk3- one more pass then home
jtt you hear the others shooting, you cxo am) you 00 alone
"cru3:
tpfer take us home, take us home, take us home
:<e up back to k-i8, 18
tpphr take us home, 3klpfsr take us ho!'®
;<3 us back to k-l8
•uk at tee par they're drinking
pty 're drinking teem right up
jt you can't blame those fly boys
jaube they've been all shook up
;t) they're singing
-prl3:
iks ms pack to labuna
ps labuna girls we know
3uld like to have us back there
nd help us spend our dough
no r and r
ably in* tee morning before it's daylight
s climb in our corsairs to go north a fight
he colonel too sent us is back in the rack
1-03 don't give a damn if we never get back
horus:
ucker up, fj3h it over and salvo hour load
ire wall the old "u" bird and hit for the road
he commies are firing the flak is right black
;ut we 're all determined we 're gonna get back
m turn to tbe left, anb we turn to the right
3ur only hope being they can't track. our flight
pow head for the ocean and header. it fast
^or right off our left wing we see a big blast
tow we're over the ocean and 3k0che on the gas
iqu my not get back to your nipponese lass
30 lean back your mixture, and set your turns low
•■/e'll all have a party at the grand kyoto
now we 're off to she island of 3aki and pearls
30 let's drink a toast to those almond-eysd girls
raise up tour glasses let's drink right often
we've been here before and we'll be back again
now it's back to korea to ol1 d-l8
to get our wag orders m*om jg oboe kkng
the railcut3 are hairy, for close air we pine
we'll keep up that rain dance till we near brandywine
the rain dance
hey zigga zumba, zumba, zumra
hey zigga zumbz sumba zay
hey zigga zumba zumea zumra
hey zigga zumba zumba zay
hold 'em down you zulu warrier3
hold'em down you zulu chieftain
chieftain, chieftain, chieftain
(repeat)
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qbs ship tjzeantic
oh t2ey built the ship thanttc to sail the ocean blue
am) they said hers s a ship thai' the water will never go through
3ut i5s good i.opd raised his hant, ahd be said this ship won't
staid
ii has sad veen that ssai ship went down
chorus *
it was sad^ oe 33? was sad, it was sad when teat great ship went
dcwn
to tbi bottom 0? the ____*
busbars and wives,, little children lost their lives
it' was sad week" thai iheat seep went down
oh they were not ear from london, not very far from.shore
when -the rich refused to associate with the poor
so they put teem down b^w where t3ey:d be the first to go"
it was sad when thai -ireat sbip went down
oh teey put the lifeboats out« they put teem out to sea
and the band struck it with "nearer my god w thse"
lettle children wept amd cried as tbs waves swept over the sides
3t was sad when that great set? weist down
that good old mountain dew
!mer<e!s an ol' hollow log dcwn the road near a jog
where you lay down a dollar or two
then you go round the eend and you come back again
and it3s full of that good 0lf mountain dew
chorus:
they called it that good 0lf mountain dew
and them ihat refused it are few
i'll hush up my bug if you1 t.t. t?ill up my jug
wiht that good ol1 ^mountaul dew
ol1 brother bill's got a st2ll on the hill
where he whips up a gallon or two
all. the buzzards in the sky get so drunk they can't fly
just from snuting that good ol1 mountain dew
mr. roosevelt told us all how he feiip
when they told us he was thru
if your whiskey is too red,it will swell up your head
bst^ser stick to that good ol1 mountain dew
the preacher he passed by in eds white shirt and tie
said ees wife was down with the flu
and I thought that I crt to give him a snort
of that good ol1 mountain dew
my brother mori is sawed off ann -short
he measures about four four foot wo
but he thinks he's a giajst, ween you give him a pint
of that good ol' mountain dew
my antie june bought some brand new perfume
and it was such a sweet smellin' phew j
but to her surprise when she had it analized
it was nothin* but good ol' mountain dew
cool
i'm as cool as the tip of an eskimo's tool
i'm as cool as a fish in a frozen pool
cool as a pane of frosted glass .
cool as tbe fringe around a polar bear:s ass-cool
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na5ti brown
in the sills 07 vsst tir-c^t: lived darlin1 nancy brown
the j7test little mait£n in iogfty or in town
now nan'tt and the isa^cntook / walk on day at noon
we^t way lp in the ho't^tai}^ bit she came ljwn very soon
sh5 cam* roilin: down 75s mtl3ta.:?«\ roll in- down the mountain
rclltji' lrv;i r£h m^o-tcn ?y ih5 dam
for ss did not ii--* tt d£a::«n t^h: t.hr:.:ll that he was
seekin'
sle re^ai't^ a3 pl?l a3 a west tirgirttt bam
tee* ai-?'*:."> 0aim2 a tc^tot with ez2 fan-ty cards am)
frills
^ -took 07?. iittle ^locpi a way (j? in the hills
ses cams rollin* dc7*n tee mct3tain. ecllin: down tes mountain
rolltn7 d0w3' the mountain by tee shack
for bespits the cowboy's 7rgin7 she still remained a virgin
ax? fj£!*a.t*rsd as f3s as ^aepa^s apple jack
alok calms a city sliikth with esi w30red dollar bills
took nan-ty in ezs paikar.d a way 7p in the hills
she stayed lp iii tes *c7^ia3s<, stayed up in the mountains
see caims home nyx7 m0r3ofl earlo mors a woman than a virgin "
am) her papfy kti'jrid the ets^i 07t gf si.ht
now she's li/in' in the city ltvin>? in tes city
livint in tbs city dois: swell
and her life's ml beer and skittles an!)' she dines on fancy
yittles
and the west yirgin^y hills can go to hell
along came tie ^g depression, and tee slicker lost his pants
he lost us great big packard'car aid also little na2cy
now sets back up in tes mountains, back up in the mountains
back up in the mountains as of yore
and the cowboy and the p«acon gst the thing that they were
seekin'
now she's notsix bit a west virg^ny whore.
down jin legion valley
way sown in ik-ion valley, way dcot and 0jer the hill
i ran a first class whore ho*tse just me and my brother bill
it was there I first msi nellie so fair so buxon so tough
but I ead bright}s disease and syphilis and I couldn't deliver
the stuff
then along came a bastard from boston tee city of port & mans
with with nary a brain in his head byt plenty of dong in his jeans
he laid her on the sofa and opened wide her pants
he shoved tee whole thing up her
am) laid her. in a rieaince
back to the slums poor hell-ie back to hsr mothers side
with brigkts disease and syphilis she lay on hsr ass and died
so jus-"- one more drink bartender and i'll be on my way
to f.bd the root that stole my cunt fir it takes 'till judgement
day
the oceans arn't safe anymore
on they fly terocgh the 41?. with tes greatest of ease
those daring young men in their b-19's
they scatter their boms loads all oyer th s£as
and the oceans arn't safe anymore
the bombardiers peeks thru his boobsight and tee bombs tumble
down in a row
and he says we're on target tonight sir
for i'm sure teats the earth down below
repeat the first verse %
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we're goeia build a bar
we're gonna tear down the bab. in our town boo
we !re gonna build a new bar rax
but only orb bab_____bo
•three miles lwo fay
thfee'r^ be no ba5 tedtjfps in oir bar_____£00
we're goc^a ha:*z bar ^a.i03____bav
but our bar mails are g0n1-la wear jloihes_____boo
mads of csllorhaitg ray
beefs goniia. be jc^ a giasg boo
whiskei free ray
but the buckets has a hole 211 it_____boo
'the hole's in tee top____ray
we re g0e3a. throw all tse beer in tbe river_____boo
teen we 'll ail. go 'swsmot'_____ray
no girls allowed above tfib first floor_____boo
with their clothes qlfl ray
you can't take 0tjr bar mails home_____boo
they'll take you home ray
you can't sleep with our barmaids____boo
they won't let you 3&eep^__ray
there'll be to l0v23' on the dance floor boo
ihere'll be ho dancing on the wto' floor ray
parties make the world go round
moshi-moshi
m03hi-md3ei anjojie, anj3jse
moshi-moshi an_0__ne, ah so desujca
sukosmi fcm-fom, takusan yen", taku3an yen, takunsan yen
sukosmi pqm-fom, takuhan yen,, buil shit v.d.
1x3 your balls hang low
tmdlewbiks young man, get a girl^if you can
if you can't get a girl get a clean old man
from effi lofty heights of malta to the shores of old gibralter
can you do a double shuffle with your balls in a can
do your balls hang low can you swing !em to and fro
can you tie'em in a knot can you tie'em in a bow
can you swctg'em 0 !re your shoulder like a european soldier
do your balls hang low?
do your balls hakg tight, can you hide1 em in a fight
can you tuck'm rneath your arm can you keep 'em out of harm
are hey tough enough to buckle up another mans knuckle
do your balls hang tight?
do your balls hang loose as t/>ose a3 a goose
can you slide 'm down tbi hall^ can you bounce fem off a wall
does it really make yo u stammer when you hit 'em with a hammer
does your balls hang loose?
do your balls hand down, way down to the ground
can you slide '3*1 on the ice can you crack 'em h a vice
dowr it make your breath come quick when you stick 'em with a
pick
do your balls hand down? "hell no"
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ach££qnp,jx3(hssgn and barry s. truman
(ct3areei3 ax© whuskey)
once I was happy and had a fine hcmhi
mac arthur teen called us aitj s00i:i I was gone
"was off to korea ^ it-?3 hot very far
amd ems jusi- police actios, this isjtt a war
chorus t
acheson ast johnson and harry s. teimn
ahe truss their whitest to color qhr name
acseson, and johisch and harry s. truman
cm try what they my but they won't kill our fame
i visited the army some fispi^g to see
i thought that teosh: eelrcles could show it to me
but aias though I lisiensd so clgsf; t?or tee word
to the rear march with track shoes was all that I heard
chorus:
i went oh a mission to haga^-ri
thousands of chinese were all I could see
the marines on the ground were all holding their own
but the doggies argued them were heading for home
chorus:
we flew many ws5i0ns to upper hofhh korea
but the stars and stripes had this to say
the mighty 5th air force has done it again
so whatever the merits we can't seem to win
chorus:
evening in october
ttwas an evening etoctober and I was far from sober
i was walking .down the street with manly pride
when my feet began to flutter I fell down into the gutter
and a pig came up and lay dow by my side
and he warbied its fatr weather when good friends get together
and a,lady passing by was sfard to say ...
you can tell a man who boozes by tee company he chooses
so the pig got up and slowly walked away
have you yours today
i got a gal named sassafras she's got pimples on her ass
some are big and some are small some you can not see at all
chorus:
ta ra ra boom tee ay<> ta ra ra boom tee ay
have you had yours today, I got mine yeasterday
as a freshman she was told she should dress a bit more bold
to the junior prom she wore the costume of a two bit whore
chorus:
as a sophomore she found got when some bastard took her gut
filled her full of lousy gin then that bastard stuck it in
chorus:
as a junior she would say when the boys asked her to play
sorry boys but not today unless you have enough to pay
chorus:
as a senior she had fun 'till see almost had a son
then they kicked her out of school for screwing in the swmctng
pool
chorus:
now she's out ttf the com cruel world with her refutation soiled
_j3he. can't get her two bucks now for she:s buikf like a guernsey
cow
chorus:
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tes sctjs family
brink
beam
__________
drunk last nigst, drunk tee night before
i'm gonna get drunk tonight like I nevrr been drunk 'before
for when I am drunk ijm as eapfy as can be
for I am a member of tes sous family
now tes sous family is the best family
teat ever ca^ over from old germany
there ?s -the- big lakd dutch, and the lowland dutch
the pqttsrdam dutch a2d teb damned dutch
sing glorious, glorious
there's oh keg of beer for the four of us
sing glory be to god teat there are no more of us
for one. of us could drink it all. along
damn mar,, here's "to the iris
dead drunk--—-- = __ the lucky stiffs
my^^d^mven
(blue heaven)
when evening draws nigh, and passion runs high
i hurry to my red haven
a little red light, a burn to the right
will lead you to my red haven
you'll see a skelin' face on a pillow case
a form devine
tomorrow night see's some other guys
but tonight she's mine
just molly and me, there'll never be three
we?re careful in my bed haven
home in indiana
around her neck wa& louisiana
and on her theigh wj5& tennessee
ajcd tattooed on her bark was good ol' wackensack
from the state of new jersey
and on her breast was west virginia
through those hills I love to roam
but when I saw th moonlight shinnin' on the wabash
then I recognized my indiana hoke
who threw the overalls in mrs, murphy's chowder
mistress murphy. had a party jit71 a week ago
and everything was beautiful, the murphys they're not slow
they treated us like gentlemen, we tried to act the same
the sinful thing that happened, sure it was an awful shame
the1 went to dish the chowder out am) fainted on the spot
there was apair of overalls tn the bottom of the pot
tim nolan he got roaring' drunk, his eyes were poppin out
he jumped upon the piano and loudly he did shout
chorus:
who threw the overalls in mrs, murphy's chowder
nobody answered so he hollored all the louder
it's an irish trick its true and I cm lick the mick who threw
the overalls in mrs, murphys chowder
who threw the dungarees in mrs, blotshi's matza
nobody answered so he hollored alll the louder
it's a yiddish trick it's true and I can lick the yid which flung
fbe dungarees in mrs. blotski's mat2a
franktb and johnnie
jbabkffi amd johnie were lowers,, oe lorjdy how they could lovs
swore to be irue to each other just as true as the stars above
ee was her man, but he done her wrong
frankte went down to trs barroom tc rut her a bucket of beer
sajg) to the old bart£jji*e3 ea3 thai man of mine been eire
he was my ma2i but be'3 loin' me wrong
ain't gomia tell you no story, ain't gonna tell you no lie
johnnie was in about an" hour ago with a gal named nellie bligh
he was your man but he's doin! you wrong
irankie, she went to her bedroom, she didn't go back there for
fun
she reached under her pillow, got out her little kk gun
she's humtn! her man, uause he's i)oin:" he* wrong
feankie went down to tbe cateouse, rang the old front door bell
said. come out of there all you chippies, or i:ll blow you all to
hell
i want my man he's a doint ms wrong
frankd3 looked over tee tbmsqw? and there to her great surprise
lybt bt bed was johnhie, a lov33t nellie bligh
he was hep. mail, but hejs doin! her wrong
frankce pulled back her k2m0na, pulled out her little kh
rooty toot toot teat gal did shoot right through that hardwood
door
see shot her man, 'cause he was bout her wrong
roll me over easy,, roll ms over slow
roll me over on my left side, 'cause my right side hurts me so
i was her. man but I done her wrong
roll out your rubber tir^d carriage, roll out your rubber tired
hack
taken1 my man to tee crav& yard and I ain't a goin1 to bring him
back
he was my man but he done me wrolfc
teey took frankie down tc the jailhouse, locked her behind a big
iron book
she said that man of mine was cheatbt on me but he ain't gonna do it
no more
he was my man but he done ms wrotlg
ti yi yippee
chorus? ti yi yippee yippee yay; yippee yay
come a ti yi yippee yippee yay
i jumped for the saddle the the saddle wasn't there
so I rammed 8 inches up the old gray mare
i went down to the celler to get a glass of cider
and there -sat a bedbug jackin1 off a spider
i went up stairs to get a glass of gin
there set them two sonofabitches dow it again
i said look here jack this won't do
so I set dow! and jacked off too
the last time I saw her and I haven't seem her since
she was jacket off a nigger through a barbed wire fence
the last time I seen em she was flgatin' down the stream
with her ass blowup bubbles and her cunt a puffin' steam
will I laid her in t^ .kitchen upon the floor
aid the wind from heh ass blew the cat out the door
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mary am m ca3ihy
mart ann 3c cakthi'j she vest out to dig some clams
mary ai-1n 2-t; carse^ see weit out to dig- some clams
mart a:ht >£ ca^ihy' she vfnr; out tj dig scxs clajms
bit shi: didh'i (5:1* a god davr^zt sort of a biech of a
clam
chcr^s:
all she ever c-7t was ers the s
ail shi e'/er go! was erseefs
all s.-t r-1- got was testers
huh she did :■- gil a c-td da1:: ecu of a bitch of a
clam
she dug up all the mud there was hi sar! francisco bay
she dug up ail the mtd there was iii san frahcisco bay
but see didn't -gil a gee e~ht: son cf a bitch of a clam
chores ?
she wased 13 the sand untii her fangiy drug the ground
see waded in the sand until her fanf? drug the ground
she waded in tee saird unfllx her fanny drug the groung
but all see ever got was hemmorqids
chorus- (ail she ever got was hemmqrroids )
she went to all tee parties "that the doggies ever gave
she vent to all the parties that the doggies ever gave '
she went to all the parties that the doggies ever gave
all she ever got was tkei^h mounte
chorus: ( all see ever got was trench mouth)
she went to ail the parties that the air force ever gave
she went to all tee parties that the air force ever gave
she went to all the ^arties that the air force ever gave
but ail sue ever got ^as (olap-cla?)
chorus: (all she ever got waj clap-clap)
bell bottom trousers
once there lived a maiden down in drury lai®
ber mistress was so good to her s her master was the same
along came a gyrene fresh from the sea
and he was the cause of all her misery
chorus:
sbtgnr zoot sutis, parachutes, wings op golden hue
he'll fly a corsair like his daddy used to do
- be asked her for a cahdee to light his way to bed
he asked her for a pxldqw to rest his weary head
and she like a foolish maid thinking it no harm
crawled into the gyrene :s bed to keep the gyrene warm
chorus:
early in the morndt just at the break of day
he handed her a five pound note and these words he did say
take tees my darlln1 for all the harm i've done
you may have a daughter or you may have a son
now if you have a dougeter bounce her on you knee
but if you have a son send the bastard out to sea
chorus:
now the moral- of this story is you can plainly see
is to never let a gyrene cst an inch above you knee
chorus:
gopher song
we are the gopher boss 9 we always gopher giris
they never gopher us, we have to go for teem
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east of tee suk (patter)
"bare? in the brightness
east of tee e15
ve:ll be ii^jrirg adcv
asd tost of -135 moon
the right: cuz path
we'll 3utld a dkf:am hr.'fhi
vh-.^f: *r-:- :an really lay it on me
0? lo'vs dear
ve '11 be jumping
fea5zp to tee 3utm in tee day
y:-u7ll be with me
nearer to am y.con at :nhr
folii t-ecty we're hep
livd*1 im a jjjvezz way dear
your mell"*
l-r"?:- on love a::: the ?a:s mco^c :-ei
v«r u i. r_i;k tne sc ,a:-r
just you ai-3 i
so ictl*: so long
forever ak3 a pa:
we: re t: ge th =r fore*/ er
our lots will wim die~
forever
we'll- keep it that way
up among the stars we ll fihd
a harmony of life- to lovely tims
on a ju^e night kiss me and hold tight forever
east of the sun aud v3it of tee mocn, dear
vail ail right then ~ake it, 'bunny
east of ths 81^' aiti: wit! of the moon
^m-glj^^^-jg1^ stream (patter)
that's where with nothing to spare I gave you my love and the
bow by tee old kill s^usa14
you lock it ara then ycyjthrew it away
where I first met you
oh give me something to remember yoy by
with your eyes so blue
gotta little ginghan, dressed like jeanne with the light brown
hair
dressed in oi'n-uham tlx}"
she?s on the beam by the old mill stream
it was there I knew
i loved you truly
that I loved you true
never ^besxx kissed, by halitosis
you wees sixteen
village queen
my village queen
oh flip my lid what kid for 1951 a.d.
down by the old mill stream
only an old beer bottle
it t-'as only an old beer bottle
a floated ofer tee foam
it was only an old besb bottle
a million miles from home
in it was a message on
which these words were writ
whoever finds this bottle
will find the beer all gone
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I wai^ted wings
i'm to xkysl.z
to r:r :y a. :-:d da>i.^ f*-;.
that's fcf the e^;-zp n'_r f^ me
i don't wa:t iv mr? ih.vr. aih -s:- picked up in a copier
aftz? I have* faultj from the bvse
i wclio fat-ie? i?e a. ?eti h«>f tz-iati a. fiyer ok a
flat-top
with my ea"0 arg'jt-d a boiiiz, w. r arojnd a ggd damped
throttle
i waztet. wif'i-s 'til I itt the ml lial-cizd things
lic-r I tt : va:t tit: ctat^
morfetje bui. am) cocaine sue
morphine bill amd cocaine site
went strollst dcwn the a;/en(ts
hone! have a sniff, have a sniot on mb
honey have a sniff on mht<
they walked down state
and turned ok maim
lookln' for the sign that said cocatse
honey sato a sniff on me, hate a sniff on me
honey have a sniff on ^e
the sign in ths dri?s store it bid say
ho more coke today
honey mm a sniff, have a sniff oh me
honey have a sniff, on me
they looked over here ai-p toe3t looked over there
but they couldn't find a reefer anywhere
honey have a sniff, i&ve a sniff on me
hobey have a sniff on me
now in ths graveyard o'er ths hill
lies the body of morphine bill
so honey have a sniff", have a sniff on me
hokey have a sniff on me
now pr "^e cmveyard by his side
lies oh* ^ody of his cocaine bride
honey ea¥e a sniff, have a sniff on me
honey have a sniff on me
now bis moral of this story is you already know
th5re ain't no use in sniffing up snow
30 honey have a sniff, have a sniff on me
honey have a snif#......on-me.......
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•l-gg farmer and tee maiden
now ire farmer aio i5£ mai3e3
they t-£nre wootit«1- I c;£^7are
thsy dllr1'! rc-ov 1 va-?. cuke
ano 1'ie mah50< sef was shi
so vu?n he a3*zi her this ws
you caim do if if you wah to
boi y«->j (k>t 10 dc ii richi
wn:i you dahs lo liks you dh
for if you do i'm 131.1150 you
i'll msyer let you _______ kiss
no flaps at all
c^m l1sieh my cecils
come l13to" tc me
i'll isll you a story i: will fill you with glee
it iells of a pilot
so eandsom- « iall
who iri3d to la5s off wlrh ^0 flaps ai all
chorus,*
ho flaps aid all,,- ho flaps at ail
wide open thrc^iie, but :k} fiaps at ail
hw we3t 10 his ,tti3 bird 10 look at his load
too napalm with w33& bo?-fs, 'bo1;! all it would. hold
hw said 10 e1m3eof "i've got lois oh the ball"
"i'm sure I can iafs off wiih no flaps at ail1!
chorus:
he move his pla!u5 o1! 10 £3e strto*
1000 fooi runway with 1fhr a ii?
hw checked wtt«t the tower and heard tee voice drawl
no wind, you can't sake off wiee 50 .flaps at all
chorus:
our hercse was cocky, his e^o was hurt.
for what was ibs lord of all isobar squire
"he's probably a corporal, knows nothing at all
I know I cm take off with no flaps. at all."
chords:
he fured on the throttle and climbed up with care
gave the flap handle an arrogant glare
then on the radio we heard kim. call
1&-1 scrambling with no flaps at all
chorus;
a3.' em of the runway wtrh no speed to spare
he fulled back the stick, stagjered into the air
about 50 feet up he wfiot into a stall
and when he hit tee deck 3e had no flaps at ail
chorus:
the pilot was eanfsgme, but now he is dead
it mjst haw been stuffy where he had his head
but he should be eafpy that his time has cojjde
he might hate been sent to 121
chorus:
ibs other night
me anymore
-oy-
dirti, lil
gg bye csgbgr
he: ^ : "o>g bails mi all
i tjseb to work
in chicago
chorus:
i used to work in .th7jax
in a department spuie
i uss to work i?; 0bj0a.1o
i did bct I dos't a^tcrs
a laby came ih ai-& askfb for some shoes
I asked her what k cd at tee boor
fjmp3 she said a!© fjmp h£r I did
i bid 3d I dolrl afxmces
a lady 3a0me tfl mo asyk) for sc&s cake
I asksd her what kind at tee boor
hose see said a*© hose hep I did
I bib but I don't asymcrs
a lady came 32? ajo asked for sos meat
I asked bee what xihd «t "tes door
pork she said asp p0.fk "her I bid
I did but I dor'-r anymore
a laby came in act asked for soms cloth
I askf^ her hcw muce at the booh
a v*kd seb salt hjt six inches she got
I bib but I dox't ajfimcre
a lazht came in for soms hardware
I asked her what ikd at the boor *
soms screws nx® said aot screw her I did
I bid hit I d031! a2sym0rb
a labi came 113 ahd asked for some furs
I asked her what im) a^ . the door
fox see said am) fox ber I did
I did but I doi't anymore
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tef^f' a 7pi7k j5 tss ins'titution
7-£5r2'3 -a fri7c im -ibs 75^7.7/1:.^
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*7r^77 breathed oss air-------who brea.toed tee air
tholoe bis ball are b1ack and k7je
3'3a bastapj) thr0p7f am) throujh
?s?;7. msb faw di=e ?ipot; tee oha:p
>-o rrs ixw, dow&, ixra, wiia jt33
me' is mde of fjr£ ms^tre-----e7r5bsb77
5c^:n"3 p^vjt to toil -i52 t^jc^
c'"-jxjereir r3efll pi:a17
711 ips day f.a? s3 will c0:o&x^ai7 tee sewer
on a jeep carrier
on a jeep carrier par 0~h? at sja
tpat?s where you'll ftrbol1 3^3
all. of our pilots, half cf osr meces
most ot our aircraft are broker dow1? wrecks
sertd me a letter, seed 17 real soot?
3ed 17 ik care of charlie m, kotiz
0l! bumber hbde 50x3, she'll fly asahj
give her to desmoid,' he'll bring ber iff
w.77 'this cruise is over in sasebo we'll be
bttc you cait look all you wakt to 31*7 you'll hever find me
you may thctk
now you may teink
this is toe end
now you may thum
now you may utotc
this is tbs end
well god-damn it
it is : : :
-4i-
smoke on the kux^lhm
(^,2 mortar songj
chorus:
there'll he smoke oh the mountain
oh the rbxsline so high
aid all the gook communists
surely will die
there'll ee fire from every angle
amd great burst of w.p.
and we'll know,, down below
we have won tbe victory
such i£aders as joe stalin
know as comotist teey will fail
there life is misery here
but they'll suffer more in hell
3^ ajrmy mb the msy
have mm md mm more
but the victory will be won
by our semper fedelis corps
week the communists
overrun tees korean lam)
we all fommo tcxsther
an alffighty band
ah* the u.s. forces,
so strong, so true, and brave
to r3d this land of commdmsts
and free the hussion sl^ve
joe may have politicians
that well llnffir 08 and on
but there is oke above us
on the adceghty throne
who will wipe away the evil
and the enemy des*eroy
to .free this land of communists
and fill our heakes wizeh joy
the k.2 mortar is a mighty gun
wbqa a ten round volley
we rve got them on the run
we'll all be homeward bound
on tm victroy ship we'll sail
when we're rid this land of communists
and people will then prevail