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As the second edition of ou? song
"book goes to oress, ©nce'e^fltln ve wioh
to dedicate it to the women who liave
lain with and have "been laid "oy the
WILD E4K3S, and to those, vho in the
future shall enjoy that.honor*
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Seng +t the Wild Hafes
3Prom the old Chateau Renault
To the place where Sweetie dwells,
To the dear old Log Mog bar,
We loved so well.
Sit the Wild Hares thus assembled
With their glasses raided on high,
Calmly drinking ftil some stinker
Breaks the spell.
Calmly drinking whild they1re singiug
Of the songs they loved so well;
"One Ball Hiley" and n:~he Tinker",
And the rest.
:.re will serenade our women,
^'Hiile "beer and love shall last.
Then we'll pass out in the gutter,
Like the rest.
We are wily Wild Hares,
A.id r^'re on our way—
B«r-'; -ve.hye.
Wo FtT>* wily Wild Hares,
Ir v'^irch of a lay,
By*? '^ye, "bye.
Gevolemen songsters off.en a spree,
Damned with "beer to eternity.
Goo. nave mercy on euch as we—
Bye. bye, "bye.
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Favy- Blue and G*>ld
Fow college men, from sea'to sea,
May sing of colors true,
But v/ho has better right than we
To hoist a symbol hue?
For s dlor men in batile fair
Since fighting days of old,
Have proved the sailor1 s r*ght to \t&
The Eavy Blue? and Sold.
Pour years together "by the sea
Where Severn joins the tide*
Then hy the service called away
We1 ve scattered far and wide.
But still when two or three shall me
And old tales he retold,
From lew to highest in the Fleet*
Will pledge the Blue and Gold
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Whiffenpo»f Song
^rom the tables dewn at Merry1s
To the place where Louie dwells,
To the dear old Temrole "bar,
We loved so well*
Sit:>c the Whiffenpoofs assembled,
■With'their glasses raised on high,.
-kid the magic of their singing
fiasts a spell.
Ye8 the magic of their singing,
Of the songs We loved so well,
"Shall He-Wasting*1 and
"Kavoumeen" and the rest.
We will serenade our Louie,
While life and love shall last,
Then we111 pass and he forgotten
Like the rest*
We are little lambs ♦
Who have lost our way>
Baa, haa, "baa.
We are little "black sheep,
Who have gon astray,
Baa, "baa, "baa.
Gentlemen songsters, off on a spree,
Damned from here ,to Eternity.
God have mercy on such as we,
Baa, ha-, "baa,
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In the Evening
In the evening by the moonlight
You can hear the darkies singing,
In the evening by the moonlight t
You can hear those "banjos strummin1*
How the old folks would enjoy it;
They would sit all nite and listen,
As they sang in the evening
By the moonlight. *
* Had a SAeam Bear
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I had a dream dear, you had one toe,
Mine was the best dream, :
Because it was of you.
Come sweetheart, tell me,
$ow is the time,
lou tell me your dre'\m.
And I will tell you mine.
I Only Want a Buddy
I only want a buddy not a sweetheartt
Buddies never make you blue.
Sweethearts make vows that are broken,
Broken like their hearts are "broken %oi
Don't tell me that you love me.
Say,you like me,
Ic lover*s quarrels,
Ko bungalows for two^
Don't turn down loirer's lane,
Just keep right on the tame.
I only want a buddy, not a gal*
'Til ffe Heet Again
Smile the while, you bid me fond adieu
When the clouds r.ool "by,
I '11 come to ycu*
Then the skies "will seem more hiue
Down in lover's lane my dearie.
Wedding Dells <vill ring so merrily,
Ivery tesi \*1I1 he a memory.
So wa:it ^*o& p.c-ey each nite for me,
Til we meo"0 again*
Long, Long frail Awinding
There's a long, long trail awia|;ing
Int:- the land of my dreams,
Where the nightingales are singing
And a "bright moon "beams,
There1 s a l?ng> long nite tf waiting,
Until our dreams all come true,
'Til the day when IJ11 he strolling
Down that long, lfng trail with you*
My Buddy
lights are long, since you want away,
I dream ahout you all thru the day,
My "buddy J My buddy J
Fohody quite so true.
I miss your smil*
The touch of your hand
I mi S3 you more than
You111 understand.
lip huddy } My "buddy i
Ymx "buddy misses you*
For Me ztui Uy Gal ■'•ii
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The "bells are ringing jll
For me and my gal, sm
The "birds are singing, M
Tor me -^.nd my gal. M
Everybody's teen knowing, \||
To a wedding they're going, ;9
And' for weeks they've heon sewing, \9
Every Susy and S?,l# 11
They * r e c ongre gat i nf . 9
For me and my gal. ;||
The parson1s waitin1 . a
For me and my gal. 'm
And some day, we're gonna1 m
Build a little home for two, 9
Tor three or four or more, 9
In leveland, for me and my gal, ||
Only Girl in the World 79
If you wore the only girl in the worldji
■ And I were the only hoy.. '.»
Nothing else would matter 1
In the world today, . I
Ve could go on loving 1
In the s't!©q old way. a
A garden of roses, just meant for twcf|
Vith nothing to mar our joy. 1
I would say such wonderful 1
Things to you, 4
There would he such wonderful I
-Things to dc# 1
If you were the only girl in the world!
And I were the only 1>oy# 1
Let the Hest of the World fro -ey
Withe some one like you,
A-pal good and true,
I'd like to leave the rest
3ehing, and go and find,
A place that's kn$wn
To Sfed alone,
Just a sioot to call our own.
We'll find perfect -oeace
Where joys never cease,
Out there beneath the Western sky.
Wn.bl}thbtXa>ldtoaooviiietftii ttjle ne31
Somewhere cut in the West,
And let the rest cf the world go "by*,
Beer Drinker1s Medley
It was only an old beer bottle, ||
Floating on the foam. '>;f
It was only an old "beer bottle, j
far away from home. ';;;
Inside, there was a message, ';.'
With these words written on:
11 Who ever finds this bottle,
Will find the beer all gone,11
How dry I aaj I How dry I am !
Nobody earesr, or gives a
Show me the way to go home.
I!m tired and I want to go to bed.
I had a little drink about and hour ago {
And it. went right to my head. '>!
Wherever I may roam, ^
Ol.er land, or sea or foam, ■'$
You can always hear me
Singing this song,
Show me the way to go
I don1t want to go
But I gotta go home.
Drunk last night,
Drunk the night before,
&onna! get drunk tonite
Like I never got drunk before. if
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For when I'm drunk,
I'm as happy as can bey
For I am a member of the Souse Family.
The Souse family is th* "best family.
That ever came over from old Germany
There! s the Lowland Buch,
And the highland Butch;
The Rotterdam Butch,
And the Goddam Butch.
God made the Irish
And he didn11 make much,
But they're a damn-site "better
Then the Goddam Butch.
Sing glorious, sing glorious*
One keg of beer for the four of us.
Glory be to God that
There are no more of us
For one cf us could
Drink it all alone.'
Goodby my Coney-Island baby
Farewell to thee my own true love.
I!m gonna' sail away and leave ymi,
Never to return '.;o •>.,;
So you can have the dishes Mabel.
I'm gonna1 sail away #
On an old ferry boat.
Happy as the day is long.
So goodby, so-long, farewell forever%
Goodby my Coney Island
I said my Coney Island
I mean my Coney Island baby.
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Smake On the Water
There will be a Sad day coming
For the foes of all mankind
They must answer to the people
And it's trouble in their mind.
Everybody who must fear them
Will rejoice on that great day
When the powers of dictators
Shall he taken all away.
There'll "be smoke on the water
On the land and the sea. Chorus
When our Army and I^avy
Overtake the enemy.
There111 "be smoke on the mountain
Where the heathen Oods stay
And the sun that is rising
Will go down on that day.
Oh, there is a great destroyer
Kade of fire and flesh and steel.
Helling toward the foes* of freedom
They'll go down beneath it's vrheels.
There'll he nothing left hu vultures
To inhabit all that land
When our modern ships and "bombers
Make a graveyard of Japan.
Hirohito * long with Hitler
WJ.11 go riding on a rail
Mussolini111 beg for mercy
A9 a leader he has failed
But there'll "be no time for pity
When the screaming flies
That will he the end of axis
They must answer with their lives.
Violate Me
Violate me in the violet time*.
In the violest way that you know,
Ifcape me and ravish me,
•/Utterly savishme,
Let no mercy "be shown.
To the "better things of life
I am utterly oblivious.
Gave me a man,
Trho is lewd and insidious,
Violate me in the violet time,
In the violest way that you know.
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| Down in the valley The valley sc low. Late in the evening, Hear the train hlow. |
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| Hear the train hlcw, love, Hear the train "blow* Late in the evening, Hear the train blow. |
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Roses love sunshine, Violets love dew. Angels' in heaven,Send me a letter, Send it hy mail, Send it in care of The Birmingham jail. Down in the jailhouse Down on my knees. Praying to heaven, Give my heart ease. Build me a castle, A thousand miles high, |
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Wreck of Old "97"
They gave him his% orders
In Munro*, Virginia,
Saying "Steve you're way "behind time.
This is not ,f3Su "but it's old "S7t!
You must put her in Spencer on time*
He turned and he said*
To his black greasy fireman,
Shovel on some mere coal,
And when we cross o1 er
T;hite Oak mountain,
You watoh old "9?" roll.
It's a mighty tough road
From LynchVurgh to Danville,
And Lima's on a three mile grade*
It was en this grade
He lost his air 'brakes,
You can see what a joh he made.
He came rearing down the grade,
Making ninety miles an hour,
His whistle hroke out in a sereaau
He was found in the wreck,
With his hand on the throttle,
And scalded to death hy steeua*
Come en ladies,and take this warning*
From this time on and learn,
Fever speak harsh words
To your true loving hushand,
He. may leave you and never return.
Working on the Railroad
If ve "been working on the railroad
All the live long day.
I've "been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time away.
Can't you hoar the whistle "blowin1?
Rise up so early in the morn1.
Can't you hear the Cap'n shout in1?
Dinah, "blow your horn.
Dinah, won't you "blow,
Dinah, wonft you "blow,
Dinah, won11 you blow your horn?
Dinah, won't you "blow
Dinah, wonrt you "blow,
Dinah, won't you "blow your horn?
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Someone's in the kitchen I know.
Someone1 s in the kitchen with Dinah,
Strumrnin' on the old /banjo.
Keep singing-
Fee-fi-fiddle~ec~i~o,
!Fee-fi-fiddlo~oe~i-o,
Fee-f i-f iddle~ee-i-o,
Strumrnin' on the old banjo.
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Red Hiver Valley
from this valley they say
Ycu are going.
We will miss your "bright eyes
And sweet smile.
For they say you are taking
The sunshine.
That has "brightened our path
All the while#
Come and sit "by my side
If you love me,
Do not hasten to "bid me adieu,
But remember the Red Hiver valley
And the one that has loved you so t
Won't ycu think of the valley
You1re leaving?
How lonely, how direar it will be.
Won't you think of the heart
You ^re "breaking,
And the grief you ate causing to me
Pot a long time I*Ve waited
My darling,
For those words that you never
Would say.
But at last all my fond hopes
Have vanished,
For they say you are going away,
Makes Fo Difference Fow
Makes no difference now
What kind of life they hand me.
I'll get along without you now
It's plain to see.
I don't care \*hat happens next
'Cause I'll get by somehow;
I don't worry 'cause it makes
So difference now.
It i/as just a y$ar ago today
That I first met you*
I learned to love you and
I thought you loved me too.
i3rt that's all in the past and
I Ml get by some how,
j l.yp'«; worry 'cause it makes
Ho difference now*
That Lovin' Dummy of Mine
I took two legs from an old table
I t'.uk cwo arms from an old chair
I took the neck from an old bottle
Ana L-om a horse I took some hair
I took some hair,
I put the Goddam stuff together '
Vith the aid of wire and glue
Aiicl 1 361 more loving from
She Croddam dummy
Than I ever got from you.
Cocaine Bill
Cocaine Bill and'Morphine Sue,
Strollin1 down the avenue, two hy two.
Chorus:
Oh hahe, won't you have a little snif:
On me, have a sniff on me.
Said Bill to Sue, * twill do no harm
Just to have a little
Shot in the arm.
Said Sue to Till, I can't refuse,
1 Cause there1s no more kick
In this darned old hooze.
So they strolled town fifth,
And they turned up Maind,
Looking for a store that sold cocaine
Came to a drugstore, filled with smoi-
Sign in the window saying
"Ho more Coc".
In a graveyard on a hill
Lies the "body of Cocaine Bill,
In a grave right by hid side,
Lies the "body of his cocaine bride.
How, all ycu cokies is gwine to he de
If you don't stop sniffing,
That stuff in your head.
She Wore Her Hightie
She wore her nightie
Her pretty white nightie
A ..:> T yo/c my 3 T-D's. '
^■.7-?.. .». oa^es^od her
A:,d uheii I undressed her.
Oii8 idiac a fern had she.
I played with her titties
H:>r lily-whito titties
Arid dcv/U ^heic, the short hair grows.
Then she got hot as a heater
So 1 vul'.led out my. peter,
And wni to-washed her
Little red rcse.
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DoocU.e-'Ice* -do
Please sing to me that sweet melody
Called Doddle-lee-do, Doodle-lee-do,
I like the rest, ■ "but the part I like V
Is Doddle-lee-do, Doodle~lee~do.
Simplest thing,* there isn11 much to it.
All you got to do is Doddle-lcc-do it,
I love it so, wherever I go,
I Doodle-lee-doodle-lee-do,
T\fO little lovers, under the covers,
What111 they do. Doodle-lee-do,
I would suggest that they should unc.r
And Doodle-lee-do, Doddle-leo-dc.
Cherries are red, ready for plue r4:. ;:
I'm sixteen, and I'm ready for - hi ■-*'■•■>
I love it so, wherever I go,
I Doddle-lee-doodle-lee-do,
Please do to me, what you did to Mario,
Last Saturday nito, Saturday nito,
It must have heen real, '<*,;« i
Cause I heard Marie -saueal,
Last Saturday nit§, Saturday nite.
Don't know what, what you were doing,
Somehody said you were Doodle-lee-doiric:
I love it so, wherever I go,
I Docdle-lee-doodle-lee-do.
Miss Emma Snow w©nt out on a show,
Called "Doodle-lec-do, Doodlo-leo-do."
She made a hit just playing her "bit ■
In Doodle-lee-do, Doodle-lce-do.
Twenty-four hours,
That's all there was tc it,
How in the world did she Doodlo-lce-do
Got a Rolls Hoyce, hut Hot hy her-voice
By Doodle-lee-doodlc-lee-do»
Bell Bottom Trousers .
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Once I was a pretty maid,,
Down in Drury l»ahe.
My master w%s"so^ kind to me.
My mistress was the s^jae.
Vhen along came a sailor
From far across the sea*
And he w%s the eause of all my
Chorus:
Singing tell "bottom trousers
Coats of Havy Blue*
He'll climh the riggin1 v
Like his daddy used to do.
He asked me for a kerchief
To tie around, his head,
He asked me for a candle
To light his way to Wd.
And I like a silly girl
Thinking it'no harm/
Jumped in hed beside him
To keep the sailor warm.
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Fow early in the morning
Just ere tho crack of dawn,
I locked o'er beside me
To find the sailor gone.
And on the sailor's pillow
Was pinned this^ five voxmd note,
And this my dear children
Is what the sailor wrote,.
Take this my darling,
Per the damage I have done,
You may have a daughter
You may have a son.
Fow if you have a daughter
Bnunce her on your knee,
But if you have a son
Send the bastard out to sea*
The moral of this story,
As you can plainly see.
Is never trust a sailor
An inch above your knee,
For■hef11 love you and kiss you
And say that ho!ll be true.
But early in the morning
He'll say to hell with you.
The Caviar Song
Caviar cones frcm virgin sturgeon, ;1
Virgin sturgeon very fine fish. *
Virgin sturgeon needs no urginr 1
That's why caviar is my dish.
I fed caviar to. my girl friend*
She was a virgin tried and true, *
When I ged caviar to my girl friend,
There wasn't'anything she wouldn't do. ',
I fed caviar to my grandpop, /
He was a gent of eighty-three, ^
Vhen I fed caviar to my grandpop, }
He chased grandma up a tree.
I fed caviar to my teacher, I
Ee was a prof hoth old and seer, j
How he's H gay, young, happy creature, |
Chasing girls and drinking "beer, |
Just a er^cjucV. !T x,. :■„
You can easily tell,
She's not my mother,
1 Cause my mother's forty-mr.e.
You can easily tell,
She's not my sister,
1 Cause I never showed my sister
Such a wonderful time*
You cggci easily tell,
She's not my sweetie,
'Cause my sweetie*s to refined.
She's just a wonderful kid
She never cared wlvvb ■ she ■ did,
She!s just a personal friend of mi
Shiek of Arahy
I !m the shiak of Arahy,
Without no pants on 1
Your love "belongs to me,
Without no p nts on J
3ach nite when you're asleep
Without no oants on }
Into your tent I'll ".creep
Without no oants on J
She st rs that shine above,
Without no pants on J
Will light our way to love,
Without no par.ts nn J
You1^. rule this land with me,
Without no -oants cv 1
I1m the shiek of Arahyt
Without no oants on !
Nancy Brown
Out in West Virginny,
There lived a Ilancy Brown,
She was the fpurest critter
In city or in town.
When along came a Deacon,
A seekin1 for a thrill,
And ha took our Nancy Brown,
High up into the hills.
She came rollin1 down the mountain,
Rollln1 down the mountain,
She came rollin1 down the mountain
Mighty wise.
But she didn't give the Deacon
The thing that he was seekin1
She!s as pure as the West Virginny
skies.
When along came a cow*boy,
With his fancy chaps and frills,
And he took our Nancy Brown,
High up into the hills.
She came rollin1 down the mountain,
Rollin1 down the mountain,
She came rollin1 down the-mountain,
Mighty wise.
But in spite of all his urgin1
She still remained a virgin,
She!s as pure as the West Virginny
skies.
«hen along came 3 slicker,
With his hundred dollar bills,
And he took our Fancy Brown
High up into the hills.
She stayed- up in the mountains,
She stayed uo in the mountains,
She stayed uo in the mountains
All that night.
Then next morning bright and early,
More woman than .a gifly,
Her pappy kicked the hussy out of sight
Now she's living on the city,
She's living on the city,
She's living on the city mighty swell,
Wo more washin' pots and kittles,
But eatin* damn fine vittles,
And the West Virginny skies
Can go to hell.
garbage Kan's. Daughter
I'm in love v/ith the • *
Garbage man' s. daughter,
Slop J Slop I
She lives down by the swill,
Slopi SlooJ
Each nite as v/e stroll thrm the garble
Slop i Slop I
Her slimy hand in m^ne.
Slot)] Slopi
Her greasy hair on my magctty chest,
Ah, that is love divine.
Slop !. Slot) I
-—And He Slowly Walked Away
Tun evening in October,
I vas very far from sober,
Und to toddle home to bed
I vainly tried,
Ten mine feet began to studder,
Und I lay down in the gadder,
Yen a leedle peeg cam up
And lay down by mine side.
So we sang it!s alvays fair vedder,
Yen good fellows get togedder*
!Iil-^ lady passing by
Vas heard to say:
tfYou can tell a man who boozes,
By the company he chooses."
Und the leedle peeg got up
Und slowly walked away,
I also e'er remember,
Tun evening in November,
I vas clinging to a beacon
Tor support.
When in my exhilaration,
I engaged in conversation,
With a cab horse
Standing deep in thought,
I admit without evasion,
That this too, to divine occasion,
Had rendered me quite sotted,
As they s*y.
So I asked in accent wary,
"You're old faithful
Prom the prairie,"
But the cab horse laughed
And slowly walked away, x
I vioh I could forgit it,
But .my memory she won't let it,
It happened when I came
Back from the "bar*
Cy, the streets and ground around me,
In the gutter then they found me,
And a little pig was
Also lying on the fleer.
We sang sweet i!Tipperary"
And oy, "What a Pal Was Mary,"
When Ruhinoff passing hy,
Was heard to say;
II Tell me, iss mine eyes mls.tr::: ,
Vich is Max und vich iss haco:,■."■
And the pig got uo and
Slowly walked away.
Chorus;
Yes- the pig got up
And slowly walked away,
Slowly walked away,
Slowly walked away.
Yes the pig got up
And shook his head in shame,
As he slowly walked away.
ffaraway
Around her neck
She wore a purple ribbon,
Chorus;
She wore it in the springtime,
In the merry month of May.
Oh well, and wfton you asked her
Why the hell she wore it?
She wore it for her lover
Who was far, far away.
Around her leg,
She wore a purple garter,
Chorus•
Around the "block
She pushed a baby carriage.
Chorus.
Behind the door,
Her father kept a shotgun,
Chorus.
Upon a grave,
She placed some yellow flowers,
She placed them in the springtime
In the merry month of May.
. Oh well and when you asked her
Why the hell she placed them
She placed them for her lover
Who was six feet away.
Silver Dollar
A man without a woman,
Is like a ship without a sail:
Or like a "boat without a rudder,
Or like a kite without a tail.
I said a man without a woman,
Is like a wreck upon the sand.
But if there's one thing worse
in this universe,
It's a woman, I said a woman,
I mean a woman without a man.
Now you can lay a silver dollar
Down upon the ground,
And it'll roll "because it's round,
A woman never knows r
What a good man she's got,
Until she turns him down. .■
Now honey, listen J
Few honey, listen to me,
'Cause I want you to understand-
As a dollar goes from hand to' hand,
So a woman goes from man to man.
Pile of Debris
'Twas on a pile of debris
That I found her.
She was plastered as plastered
Cculd be.
You could smell gin
3Pcr ten blocks around her,
When we met on that pile of debris*
I was tight but I knew
She was tighter.
We were both just as drunk
As could be.
I was tired so I lay down
Beside her,
When we met on that &od~awful spree,
Tou could hear the lady mutter
As she gently shed a tear:
"This is my own private gutter,
What the hell are you doing here?*
And when the dops found us both
In the morning.
We were pals it was easy to see.
Hand in hand passed out cold
In the daraingt
Palsy-walsy on that pile of debris.
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| .1 The Fucking Machine | |
| tA Sailor told me e]©e he died I do not know if the "bastard lied, He had a wife with a cunt so wide, \ She never could "be satisfied. |
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| He "built a tremendous prick of steelAnd geared
J$ 9$£o A fucking great wheel. Balls of "brass All filled with cream, And the whole fucking system Was run "by steam. |
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| In and out went that prick of steelfHound and f
round went That fucking great wheel. 'Til at last the maiden cried: { "Tarry awhile, I've "been satisfied.tf |
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| Now this is the storyt ahide a "bit,There was no
method of stopping it, It tore her from her cunt to tit, And the whole fucking system Went up in shit I j If • ' |
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No Balls at All
There once was a maiden
So fair and so tall,
She had "been made by the
Best of them all.
But now she x*as in
For a terrible fall,
She married a man
Whc had no halls at all*
Chorus:
No halls at all, no halls
She married a man
Who had no halls at all.
No balls at all, no balls,
A mighty small penis and
No balls at all.
The very first nite that
They crawled into bed,
Her cheeks were so rosy,
Her.Liips v/ere so red,
She reached for his penis,
Eiti penis was small,
She reached for his balls,
K3 had no balls at all.
Mother dear mother,
What shall I dot
|Ifve married a man
Who can't even screw,
I My "breasts they were heaving
My legs were wide spread,
I reached for his penis,
The damn thing was dead.
Daughter, dear daughter
Don't feel so sad,
I had the same trouble
With dear old dad.
But many1s the sailor
Whose answered the call,
Of the wife of the man
Who had no halls at all.
Few daughter took mother's
5ood advice,
And found the proceedings
Exceedingly nice.
A "bouncing young hahy
Was horn in the fall
To the wife of the man
Who hast no balls at all.
^s.
I just called uo to tell you
That Ifm ragged but ri^ht.
A ramblin' gal a gamblin' gal
And drunk every nite.
I eat a Porterhouse steak
Three times a day for my hoard.
More than any ordinary gal can afford.
I've got a big electric fan
Tc keep me cool while I eat.
A great big handsome man
To keep me warm while I sleetu
I'm just a ramblin1 gal
A gamblin1 gal
And Lord am I tight,
I just called up to tell you
That Ifm ragged but right.
We may be br#wn~skinned lassies
Boys, but what do we care.
We've got those streamlined ehassis1
And that do or die air*
We*ve got the hips that sank the ships
In England, Pranae and Peru,
And if you're like Fapolecn
That is your Waterloo,
I'll take a fifteen minute intermissi
In your V-eight.
I!d like to make it longer
But I've got a late date.
Our boys are gonna' win it
So why don't you breeze it tenit,
I just called up to tell you
That I'm ragged but rigiht/
If you could only see me*
Lying here in my hed;
My curvaceous figure,
Sure would go to your head.
, You'd lie right down heside me,
Place your hands onjny hips;
i Cover my warm hody,
With your passionate lips.
This is phone conversation,
But I'm willing to het,
That if you'slept "beside me
All your dreams would he wet.
And though I'm not so sure
That you'd he pure
When I'm thru with you.
I know that you'll he satisfied
If not hlack and "blue.
How honey, if you'd only sweat those
Dice, from nite until morn.
We could have some money .. *■
By the time hahy's horn.
But if you don't want to h#y
Junior*s clothes and my heer.
There are ways and means
To keep him from getting here.
How honey, since I've gone the limit,
There's no light in my door.
I can keex> on loving you,
> And keep my life as a whore.
So kick that "blonde right
Off your knee,
Or there'll he a fight.
I just called up to tell you
That I'm ragged hut I'm right.
Farewell To
Farewell to______f Goodby to thee
Since I We "been at_______,
I've "been fucked arouni "by thee.
Your air force is a failure
A failure and a farce,
And as far &s all the pilots go
You can stick it right up your ass.
Just a little bit of bread for
breakfast,
A little bit of bread for tea,
a little bit cf bread for supper
And some sweet fuck-off for me.
White Luker and his side-kick
Ehey mop up all they can
But all the poor eld pilots get-
Is bread and fucking jam.
Pebson gets his turkey,
Eolderman. gets his duck,
Harlan gets his chicken
He always was in luck.
While Liker and his side-kick
They mop up all they can
Bub all the poor old pilots get
Is oread and fucking jam.
I
I Used to Woric in Ciiiea^c
t used to work in Chicago,
fen a department s*fcore.
p used to work in Chicago,
did "but I don't any more,
A. lady came in for a'cake one day,
asked her what kind at the door.
tfLayer" she said, and lay her I di*
I did "but I don!t any more.
Insert the following sets of words
in the underlined spaces, for
succeeding verses.
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Gloves
Silver
Hat
Buler
Curtains
Fowl
Fowl
Rubber, she said,
rub her I did.
Porks, she said,
Fork her I did.
Felt, she said,
felt her I did.
Six inches, she said,
six inches she get.
Just curtains, she said,
the rod she got.
Chicken, she said,
the cock she got.
Duck, she said, but I
goosed her instead.
**"£^
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i4iiSLi£,r ..^«.i.
Red Heaven
When evening is nigh,
And passions run; high.
You'll find me in my Red Heaven.
A turn to the right,
A little red light,
Will lead you to my Red Heaven*
I see a homely face
Upon a pillow case, ^ _
A form divine. / \ :..
She*s just a little whore
Whose heen made "before,
But now she's mine, . ,j
Just Sadie Bzi& me,
There'll never he three,
We1 re careful, in my Red Heaven.
Mary Ann
Pull your shades down, Mary A&n,
Pull your shades dewn, Mary Ann,
Late last nite "by the pale moonlight
I saw you, I saw you.
You*were cemMng your dglden hair,
You were changing your underwear,
If ycu want to &eep your secrets
From your future man,
.'Pull your shades down i*iary Ann.
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I Wanted wings
Buster, 1 wanted-wings,
'Til I got those G-oddam things,
How I don't want them anymore.
They taught me how to .fly,
Then they sent me here to die;
I've had a "belly full of war.
You can save those Zeros,
For thcs Crod&an heroes,
For Distinguished Flying Crosses, •
Do not compensate for losses.
I'm too young to die, in a G-oddam
That1® for the eager not for me.
I don't trust my luck,
To "be picked up in a duck,
After I've crashed into the sea.
You can save those Mitsubishis<
For those crazy sons^of-bitfahos,
For I'd rather lay a woman,
Than be shot up in a &rumman,
I'll take the dames
!rhile the rest go down in "flames,
I've no desire to be burned.
Air-combat's called romance,
But it made me shit'n my pants,
I'm not a fighter I have learned.
I would rather be a bellhop
Than a fighter on a flattop,
With my hand around a bottle,
Hot around a G-oddam throttle.
(Chorus after each verse.)
JBoogi't I
Mama's in bed and Poppa,1 s on tcp, j
Babyrs in the cradle yelling- j
"Shove it to her ?ov." \
Chorus: !
I!m gonna1 bocgit,
Boogit to my dying days.
Ilve got a gal named Molly Brcwn
She's got the biggest "box in town.
I've got a gal, she's sweet sixteen,
She keeps mc "broke buying vaseline.
Said the old alligator
as he swallowed the cat,
nI!ve got a pussy
That you.can't get at."
Grandpop said, just "before he diedf
"if I could boogit onpe more,
I'd be satisfied."
I Ixcogedit in the kitchen
I Jjooge&it in the hall,
I boogedit on my finger
So I threw it en the wall.
Monkey and a "baboon sittin1 in the gra
kenkoy shoved his finger *
Up the 'baboon1 s ass.
The baboon said, "Goddam your soml
Shove your finger up your own ass hole
{
The boys sat !ro.tincl O'Eiloy's pc ,-ch,
Tellin1 tales* oif*b&ood and slaughter,
Came a thought into-my mind,
Why'not sbag-^'Hil^y».s i-»/ ;;L..c--^
Chorus:
3fiddle-*ee-i~eet fiddle-ee~:l~~.,
Fiddle-ee-i~ee for the one ball ^li-:y,
Hig~a~di g-dig,; "balls and all,
Rub~a~dub~dub, shag high,.
First I grabbed her by the tits,.
Threw my left leg up and over.
Shagged her once, shagged her twice,
Shagged her !til the fun w&s over.
Caeie a knock upon the door,
Who should it be but. her Gcdd^jn father,
Two horse~pistols in his hands,
Looking for the guy "who shagged his
cLaughter,
First I grabbed him by the bills,
Stuck his head in a bucket of water,
Shoved those pistols up his ass,
A damn site farther that I shagged
his daughter#
How as I g0 walking down the ptrect,
Comes a cry from every corner:
There goes the & odd am sonof abitcli,
The guy. who shagged 01 Riley's daughter.
I I hra~li~ihra*-li»~a I
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[ ' There once was a man from Dundee 1
Who "buggered an ape in a tree, I
The results were most'lierrid, j
' All ass -n& no forehead, 1
Three halls and a purple goatee. j
Chorus: * ]
Sj r-^ ihra-li~ihra~li~addy 1
Sing 5h??^-Ii-ihra-li--af ■ j
Sir^ :.hra~li-ihra-li-asshole' 1
Sing ihra~li~ilira-li-a. j
There $nce was a men from Dupree, j
Who went to the forest to pea. j
( He said "Pax vobiscum, j
(Why won't my piss~comet I
I must have a C~L~A-P." 1
There once w s a lady from Yale, j
|v On her* tits was the price of her tail
I And on her. "behind,
I ?cr the sake of the "blind,
I ^as T^he same information in braille*
f There once was a man from Boston, j
Who bought himself an Austin, j
j There was to'om for his ass j
j And rv gallon of gas, j
."But his balls hung out j
I And he lost them.
There once \*as a lady from France,
Boarded a train in a trance,
The engineer fucked her,
Likewise the conductor,
And the fireman came off in his pants.
There once was a man named Ream,
Who alxvays had wet dreams.
Being a "bit of a i*it,
He wranped them in shit,
And sold them as peppermint creams*
There once was a whore named Alice,
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus,
They found her vagina in Forth Carolin*
The rest of her pussy in Dallas.
K\
There once was a man named Boonef
T*ho was "born, six months te soon.
He hadn'11 the luck ;
Tc he born "by a fuck-
He was 5, uet droam scraped up by a spc
There once wis a i:ia>n from Bombay,
Who fashiono.i a cunt out of clay.
The heat fiom his prick,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin awsy*
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There once was a man named 13aers,
Who was fucking his wife on the stair^
The "bannister "broke,
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
There once was a girl from Fantucket
Who went to hell in a "bucket.
When she got thero,
They asked for her fare,
She lifted her dress !
And said "Fuck it.11 !
There once was a man from Pawtucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck i
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chiat
If my ear Were a cunt I could fuck it.
There once was a hermit named Pave, ;
Who kept a dead whore in his cave,
He said I admit, I'm a hit of a shit
But look at the money I save.
There once, was a young man from Kent.
Whose prick was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble,
He stuck it in double,
Instead of coming, her went.
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■Lu.
Say Caoelloro
iFow I !m a gay cahellero*
iComing from Re do Janiero,
(Bringing with mef my la tram he le
jAnd also my los tram 'ha los.
jl went to a Few York theatre,
[An exceedingly famous theatre*
■And I took with met my la train ha le,
lAnd also my los tram ha los.
Jr mot a fair senorita,
[An exceedingly fair senorita,
lAnd she fell in love, . ',:■:■•*,
pith my la train ha le,
[And also my los tram ha los.
l^yed her upon a sofilio,
|An exceedingly soft sofilio,
lAnd I gave her the end
[Of my la tram ha le
Clear up to my los tram ha los.
She gave me a dose cf elapito,
IAn exceedingly had dese of elapito,
And the hlue spots appeared o
On my las tram ha le,
And one of my los tram ha los.
I went to a Hew York docterio,
An exceedingly famous docterio.
And he cut off the end of my la tram h*
And one of my los tram ha los.
pTow I'm a sad cahellero
(Returning to Re de Janiero,
Minus the end
aid one of my
u
[Minus the end of my la tram ha le
los tram ha lc
los.
Bastard King of England
The bards dc sing of a "bastard king
Of a thousand years age.
Who ruled the land with an fcron hand,
But hie mind was hase and low.
The only piece of clothing he wore
Was a leather -undershirt
With which he tried to he the hide
But he couldn!t hide the dirt.
He used to hunt the stage,
Within the royal wood.
But "better than this .- V-. " ?
He loved the "bliss
Of pulling the royal pud*
New the true en of Spain
Was a sprightly dame,
A sprightly dame was she.
She loved to fool with the awful tool
Of that king across the sea. %
Sc she sent across the sea,
By royal messenger
Inviting the kihg to "bring his thing
And spend a Week with her.
When Phillip of Prance ,"d
Did hear this new$,
He vowed "before his court,
She doth prefer me rival,
Because me horn is short.
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So he sent the Duke of. Syp and Sapps
To give the queen a dose of claps,
Which would do the trick
For dear old England.
*■
When news of this foul deed
Did reach old Windsor's halls,
He vowed and swore
By the shirt he wore
He'd have the Frenchman's hails.
So he offered half his kingdom
And a crack at Queen Hortense,
To any nohle Briton
Who wculd nut the King of France.
The Duke of Sussex took to horse
And galloped away to France,
Where he swore he was a fruiter,
And the frog took down his pants.
He threw a thong around his dong
And merrily he galloped along
Back to the shores of dear old England
Now the king threw up his "breakfast
And he shit right en the floor,
For in the ride, the Frenchman1s pride
Had stretched a yard or more.
The ladies fair of London town,
They Said to hell with the British
Crown,
The king of France
Usurped the throne of England,
Silver Threads Among the $old I
Barling let me tie your garter, 1
Just an inch above your knee, 1
If my hand. should slip up farther, 1
Please don't lay the "blame on me, 1
Silver threads around my peter, |
Golden hair around ycur hole I
When we bring them both together, I
Silver threads among the gold. 1
Foofr Grirl*s Requiem 1
She was poor but she was honest,
A victim (f a rich man1s whim.
He seduced her, then forgot her,
And she bore a child by hisw
1
It*s the same the whole world over, I
It's the poor who get the blame. I
While the rich get all the b^essinga
Ain't it all a dirty shame* 1
Now he sits in the house cf Commons!
Making laws for all mankind• ' 1
While she reams the streets of Londq
Selling chunks of her behind. 1
\
Oh, there was a merry tinker
Came all the way from France,
And he swore he'd teach the women
How to fiddle, Suck send dance.
Chorus:
With his long, lean, baby makin'
Bell whackin', kidney crackin',
Long, lean, button tackcr,
Hangin' to his knee.
Now aboard that shit)
He had to hav£ a screw.
So he fucked the Captain's .daughter
And he cornholed the crew.
Few there's Granny in the corner,
At the age of eighty-three,
Saying "Holy God Almighty,
Won't he ever get to me?'"
Few the linker died
And he went to hell,
And he swore he'd fuck the devil
If he didfi't treat him well*
Few the devil stooped over,
To shovel in seme coal,
And the Tinker rammed, his dinker
Up the devil's asshole.
Fow that's all my story
There isn't anymore,
Got an apple up my asshole
&&& you can have the core#
1
Little Ball of Yarn .
In the merry mtnth #f June,
All the blossoms were in bloom,
And Ichanced tr take a walk
Down in the paxk.
I met a little miss,
And tt her I asked her this,
i4ay I wind up your ;.. ..;■*" ':• *: 1
Little ball #£ yarn t
And she said t« mef
wYou1re a stranger, can't you s#e"
You had better goe
to those who have the charm*
Y#u had better go th these
Who have money and fine clothes.,
And tou can wind up their ;; v,'
Little ball of yarn.
Then she finally gave concent,
And behind the fence she went,
And I gently laid her down
Vfon the ground.
I slipped my. arm around,
As I ruffled up her gown,
And I wound up her
Little ballof yarn.
Nine days right after this,
Whcfn I chanced to take a piss,
I found to my mishap I had the clag
I'm one sad fellow now,
I forgot to clean my plow,
After winding up her
Little ball of yarn*
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ITine months right after that,
In my office chair I sat,
Thinking thHt I-didn't do her harm.
!rhen an officer in "blue,
Said, "Young man, I've come for you,
You're the father of that
Little hall of yarn."
In my orison coll I sit,
"rith $y fingers dipped in shit,
And the shadow of a jock strap
On "'"he i,4L
And the ~oeo;ole as they pass,
They thx-ow peanuts at my ass.
I 'm the xathox of
That little ball of yam.
•WMIiV
Tie My Root Around a Tree
I fucked !em in the north
I fucked 'em in the south
But the "best plase to fuck fem
Is to fuck 'em in the mouth.
Chorus:
Come !a tie my root
Around a tree, around a tree,
Come A1 tie my root a
Around a tree.
v
I fucked fem in the east
I fucked fem in the west
But the "best place to fuck ! em
Is to fuck lem in the hreast.
Took her tff the saddle
Laid her #n a rocic
I showed her the wiggle
Of a 3ailor*s cock.
Took her off the saddle
Laid her in the grass
I showed her the movement
Of a seaman1s ass.
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F
Here comes Pete
With his old forty-four
Floatin' down the river
On a shit-hcuso door*
Went to the "barn,
Thought I saw A ghost,
Fothin1 hut a piss-pot
Hangin1 on a post.
Last time I seen him
And I ain't seen him since,
He was sucking off a nigger
Through a -barb-wire f*mce.
Do Your Balls Hand Low?
Chorus:
Do your "balls hang low?
Can you swing them to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
Like a good Kentucky soldi©r?
Do your balls hang low? iiine do.
Byes right, eyes left,
All assholes to the front.
We're the boys who make nonnoise,
We're always huntin' cunt.
lyes right, assholes tight,
All foreskins to the rear,
We're the boys who make no noise,
We're always drinking beer.
Redwing
There trice wa,s an Indian Maid
Who always was afraid
That some buckaroo
Would slip her a screw
As she was soundly
Sleeping in the shade.
She had an idea grand
She filled her box with sand
And then she knew
That no buckaroo
Would ever reach
The promised land.
Oh the moon shone bright
On pretty Redwing
As she lay sleeping
A cowboy creeping.
And with one squint eye
He was peeping
Kis>heart was leaping
With promised joy.
v
How this cowboy was wise
He crept "between her thighs
With an,- old gun "boot
On the end of his root
He made little Redwing
Open up her eyes#
How Redwing came to life
Whipoed out her Bowie knife
And with one swift pass
Stripped his halls from his ass
And now his fucking
Is a thing of the past.
Ch, the moon shines tonite
, On pretty Redwing,
As she lies snoring
There hangs a warning
Tv/c ccwh^y halls
There are adorning
From nite ' til morning
Her wigwam door.
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Ring~a-ling
Hing-a-ling-.-r-.-ling-a-ling
#as so fond of me,
Sweet was the "bull shit
She handed to me.
Ki Ag-ar-lin^-a-ling-ar-ling
tfas so fond of me,
Ihat she played on my Spanish guitar J
Chorus
Her father was known as a murderer,
E.er mother was known as a witch.
But Hing-p-ling was known
^jund the whorehouse,
As a red-headed sonofaMtch,
Chorus
She took me into her houdoirio,
And -laid me upon her so fairio.
She took out my c#ck~ ^doodle-derio,]
And stuck it into her eunterio.
Chorus,
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The_Man in Our Institution
There's a man in cur institution
Who believes in prostitution
He*s the dirtiest sonofabitch
Who "breathes the att.
0hf his balls are black and blue
Eefs a bastard through and through
If his children died of the clap
He wouldn!t care*
Down, down, down: with Pistol Jenkins
He is made of pure manure.
HCSSE SHIT I (loud shout)
They forgot to pull the chain
Consequently he!ll remain
"Til he!s confiscated by the local
sewer*
mm******
Tv oo;p ship
They say there1s a convoy
That's left San Diego
Heavily laden with beer.
And if that convoy
Just left San Diego
Then why in the hell ain't it here.
Chorus:
Puck 'em all, fuck 'em all,
The long an**, the short and the tall,
luck all the Admirals
And ComAirSoPac
They don't give a shit
If we never get hack.
So \ferre saying goodbye
To them all.
As hack to their foxholes
They crawl.
The?e*ll he no vacations
On this fueling statibn,
So cheer uo my l?ds~
Fuck 'fcm ail.
They asked for the Army
To come to Tulagi
But General iiaaArthur said no,
He gave as his reason
It wasn't the se;son
Besides there was no U". S# 0.
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They .asked for the Favy
To come to Tulagi
Xn& our gallant Favy said yes.
They flew all their sections
In different directions,
My G-od what a hell of a mess.
Chorus:
"Winnipeg *fhore
I took a trip up Chippewa Hiver,
My first trip to Canadian shores.
There I met that fuzzy-headed "bastard
Better known as the Winnipeg '/bore.
Cone right in, I'm gl^d to see you
Park your ass uoon my knee.
We will dance and jazz togethor
A dollar and a half will he my fee*
Some were drinking,
Some v/ere dancing,
Some Ixy drunk upon the fl.o^r.
While I lay in the darkest corner,
Pouring the prick to the Winnipeg T*hor
In come a "bunch of scuds and hitches
Must have "been a score or more.
You'd have laughed
And shit !n your "britches,
To see my ass fly out the door.
Ml
•**«
Any Air Corps Medley
Into the air Junior Birdmen,
Into the air pilots true.
Into the air Army Air Corps-
Keep your nose up in the blue*
And when at last they tell you
Tou have won your wings of tin,
Then you know th&t Junior Sirdmen
Have sent their box tops in;
It only ta^es four,
Send your box tops in.
"Aiere'd they go,
Wherefd they go, go, go, go,
tfherefd they go, where!d they go.
Wherefd they go,
Whejp* * d theygo, go, go, go,
Wherefd they go-, where*d they go.
Where*d they go,
Where*& they go,
go, go, go,
Where'd they go, where1 d they go.
Wherefd they go, where*d they go,
"Wherefd they go, w^ere'd they go,
^here in tho hell! s
The Army Air Corps*
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Army Air Corps lledley, cent.-
Here they come,
In 'from a one hour test flight,
Cut from the land,
In from the sea.
For this feat,
They^l get a ten day furlough,,
Raise in rank, and a D F C#
Heroes all,
If you can judge "by medals.
They get a lot,
A lot as they go.
They're hound to win,
If they don't spin in,
For nothing can save the
Army Air Corps~~
3xcet)t the Favy;
Nothing can save the Army Air Corps,
Hand on the throttle
Turn on the gas
Hand on the stick
Head up your ass.
1
Off we go,
In.to the wild "blue yonder,
CRASH I J I