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Joann Deveres (Hd like to be an ash-man?'^ not any ordinary Imagine haveng your ashes houled a couple of Hoi Hoi I want to be an ashman* JaekuBeattie 1712 10th* Bay City 23 The Birth of a Frenchman: And^the Lord said unto Moses ^ Ted Williams 132 B* Knight, Baton Rapids, Mich. Cameron MacHîllan Myself CAMPUS FOLKLORE (Cont'd,) "The^usy Bees" Bees are oh such busy souls.. ^-erald At Kanter Dale Tooley Parody on ^Turkey In the Straw" ^^^4 She said,^Please sonny won^t you stick it into me, With your Q.ong-tailed stddebaker,^
asshole-belly-shaker, hi-hè lady-maker, Oh, little Torney Tucker, he cgme from France, He olayed his fiddle at the fiddle-fuckers dance, With his long-tailed studebaker, asshole-belly- shaker, hi-ho lady-maker, Hangin^ to his knee Oh, a fly flew inùo th^ grocery sbore, . Cû^^^i ^^'^k He shit on th^ counter and he oissed on the floor, Chorus: Ooy^qn you bastards, come on you whores, oull uo your
dresses, First lady up and the second lady back, third ladies finger Phil Savage ^^^^^^^^ ^4^^, ^^^^^^ /^^^^^ ^ ^^^^^.^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^3^^^^ 1^^'. -20 Suzanne Post Fall, 1952 THE DIRTY BASTARDS Scum of the earth, around the universe. Margaret Rinehart .Bonnie LeCronier Nov. 19, 19A (^¥e*re a buneh of bastards^ Kieked all over the universe of all the sons-of-bitehes We are the worst We hail from H.S.C. The asshole of the earth* Marianne 0*Dowd Carl Taylor Owosso 1949 ^^^^N^^Hm^VALLBY We had a whore named Eleanore She had a terrible ***snatch^ disease, Along came ____ ^—^^ Bartender pour me another drink, And I'll be on my way, I'll catch that runt, That stole my c--t, If it takes till judgement day. LaMott '.'Bates Bast Lansing, Michigan 16 COMLEGE FOLKLORE George Granger April 23,1933 M.S .0+ Engineer^ Song Here is a song that was considered standard equipment of M.S.S. Now the, e^in§ers^Jhave. ^air^in J^^, §§5^ ' Joan Bond ^^^^ ^ ^^^^^^^^ ^# ^ c 4. THE FRIAR JTaere was a friar in our home town/ That dirty son-of-a-bitchi '4 Edward Charles Pardon, III Song ^eJL^ßf^-J^he^$.hle.^ the quarter's for the beer. Jack Grenard 1355 Somerset, Grosse Pte. Tom Flyim Oh^gopd-bye to homosexuality June 6, 1954 I have awakened to reality Ï used to fiddle-faddle, fiddle-faddle with members of the same My psychological background was really what's to blame But now the opposite sex is more attractive to me So good-bye to homosexu Good-bye to homosexu Good-bye to homosexuality Maxine Sterkenburg 3333 Baker, Muskegon Hts Howard ne Adam Good-bye to Homosexuality The opposite sex holds more attraction for me. I used to be a fairy, I used to be. Then I awakened to reality. I used to diddle daddle Fiddle Faddle With members of the same ny biological background was part^g
to blame. Elsa Gygax East Grand Rapids, Michigan 69 BB<3 ReHther East Shaw Hall, MSC May 3, 19S4 Song Oh^we sailed the^_^od ^nhi^ . j My GodI Yon shogld have seenos: Jaek Grenard 1385 Somerset^ Grosse Pte* Lida Kidwell Hail (Her name was #race,%she was the best. l*d seen her stripped, I*d seen her bare, Hd felt over her everywhere, I got inside her, she screamed with joy, That was the first night, boy, oh boy, I got up quickly, quick as I could, I handled her carefully, I knew she was good. 1 rolled her over, then on her side, Then on her back I also tried. She was just one big thrill, best in the land, Phyllis R. Wilkie 1954 * Greenland Sam" But to the seat his arse was frlzzen* They called theplumber They called the wrecker They freed his arse But not his-"----" Now girls inspect your man and make sure he isn't Greenland Sam!fff! Sandra Randall 349 Division E.Lansing Clark—Page Twelve ' Sheila, Burns August 7? 1$^2 This song. Sheila claims to have from two datas in Boston in Have a Good Time It don't mean a thing when you're eld? Now 1 know a waitress who was tall and thin; One night in the bushes ehe scraped her thin. She went in wit!^ Norwegian and came out with a Finn. Rave a good time in your prime# Are you from Boston? (or'whatever city one happens to be in,
says ShaU Frank Clark Kathleen MeKeown Chicago May 22, 1956 Song How do you do #ohn Smith, how do you do How do you do John Smith, how do you do Oh you think your upper class But your just a horse* s ass How do you do John Smith, how do you do. Gretchen Sastreich Bob'Mayer I Can't Make Ont Chorua- I can't make oB.t No, 1 can*t make ont, For Diddly, Dilly, Diddly SquaA^ I. want to shout for I can't make out for 1 met gal, she was a wave* She wasn't flat chested, she concave. 1 met a gal, took her to a dance I met a gal., a real fine Icker If you don't believe me ask Mac , he took her. Carl Erieke Jin Crmimer ICAN'TMàKEOUT (Tune of Doodly Doo)^ ** *^ Chorus I ean*t make out No; I can*t make*, out; For Diddly Squat; DjLddly Squat. 1 1 met a gad.; aha was a. wave. She waan*t flat chested; she was concave. 2 1 met a gal; took her to a dance* Jack Beattie Howard Larson STAG SONG Oh, I gave her inches one, she said darling this is fun, James G. Bahna -2d*** Ray T. Thomas DA DA SONG I found a da-da,\ A great big da-da^ 1'found it in the middle of the road. It was a round one, a great big juicy one, I picked it up and took it to the fair* It won the first prize^ second, third, and Mary Labb 208 Mercer Street Durand, Michigan CF. 'M±ick Ballad ï think it was scarcely nine, dooy. And now before the fire, herllittle feet to warm, And nothing but a shimmey concealed that lovely ibrip,. Say*s I "Take off that shlmney I'D ask fa? nothing more, By God I felt like jumping through that key. hole in the door* Oh, you dreaming men of science, êon't strain you eager eye, Agazing at the planets that daily deck the sky. But nature has more planets than all the world in store, But a telescope is nothing to that key hole in the door. Mary Wirick Battle Creek, M^ch -1- Nancy Matthews 239 Oahhil^BLansing June, 19S6 COLLEGE SONG Nancy heard this song from her sister who went to Denlson 1. I*m only a sterilized heiress, a butt for the laughter of rogues I'm comely and rich and a venemous bitch and my mother ran off Chorus 2, Imagine my stark consternation on finding a surgeon's rude hands Exploring my person (page Amy McPherson!) and then rudely Chorus 3* The cook and the secon-hand ignore me. No longer they use The cook from Samoa has spermatazoa for others, but never for
me. Oh(fie on you medics^ you bastards. Come back with my feminine
joys. Nancy Maroniek joe tDavaiûi M ^ H 1954"* 7 Y y-'^^ph^f] *"'n I,' YlQflrRf, And nullen nut 3 cime Ï reached in my Docket I reached in, my Docket I reached in my pocket Sandra Randall 3^9 Division Lansing Myself E+ Lansing, Mich* COLLEGE SONG Don't give me no .chit-chat^ when it's lovin that 1 want* But I'd rather have you on the flo (floor)J Don't give me no Willys, when it's Caddys that I want* Don't give me no coffee, when it's liquor that I want. But I'd like something over ice! Terry Kay Nance 7923 Jaffery, Chicago, 111* Anita Boro ' ^ . WISCONSIN FIGHT SONG (new words) . ^ (She was a virginjin her sophomore year ^ ^ She was a virgin with her conscience clear. ' She was the sweetheart of the eampns And then she met that guy from MSG Lucy Sweat Huntington Woods, Hichggan VI üat.# on the houaetopa Catn with their holeawreathed in amilea New the old rhinoeerua so it seems, Seldom ever has wet dreams* Pat when he does it eomes in streams As he revels in the goys of masturbation* When you make un in the morning with a belly fall oy. joy Why, shove it up the ass hole of your oldest boy, If you make un in the morning with a fine cook atani Nanoy Wright The goyaofH^^ Lester Beltz November 17* 1950 (jJust In the Family Way" I knew a simple-minded cues whose name was Oswald Potts. My folks said. Beware of Oswald; how those words I now recall. Fon? it was Just the other night the cruel blow did fall.. Instead of kissing me last night and jumping in his Ford, you see, He kissed the Ford good-night and jumped back into me.' It was in a field of clover that little Ozzie slipped one over; (He's so absent minded that way.) If I had stayed in instead of been stayed in, Ihey'.,-d never need to knew. So I'm not in the way of my family, No* I'm J^st^in the family way. Little Ozzie forgot to be cautious; He said that our love was platenic, Pat Raymond YellenTstone National Park IN 0PM PMCES Carol Holmes 220-^th St*% StaAangh^. M.eh* 10 + V The Jolly Tinker ^ ^ 0h,^ there was a jolly tinker.^ From the Southern part of France, With his^long John-didly walker ) Belly smaahlni kidney cracker, Lokkin' for a scrimmagei below the belly hgnd* Oh, the queen was comin' home Said the tinker to the queen Said the queen to the tinker Oh, he fucked her in the parlor Oh, he funked her in the parlor Oh. Mother Oh Mother Ohl Daughter Oh. Daughter Chorus Nancy Wright Hi ho nafoußeljr: th( harlrt of Jerusalem Hi ho Kafoezalinn, the daughter of a rabbi y / / y -.. * ? y; yy, . " ^ ' ^- - . ^ ^ /^Y^ - ^ ^-Ä^ -^^^^^ -^^^^„^ .^^^^^ ^ ^ . y ^y^v"7 ' y- . - - . / ^ y' (New song - not same as above) <^or(<^ S^<33*^^ It's not that she shouldn't 6^^^ L^st^q It* s not that she wouldn^t f\ J It's not that she couldnlt ") 7 It*s just because ' shei s the laziest gal in town. ^^(^^o^j Lester Beltz November 17* 1950 I got a beau, his name is Jim; He loves me and I love him. But he gays I'm too slim, And that means I'm too slow* I let him rant, Ï let him rave, I let him muss my permanent waye; But when he says we're going to misbehave. That'a when I say no. But kinda weak-like, you knew me. It's not cause I shouldn't, And it's not cause I wouldn't, Lord knows, it's not cause I couldn't; It's cause I'm the laziest gal in town. They call me Grannie because I stay home, Just letting them think I'm the laziest gal in town. Some gals treasure a wild moment's pleasure, Spoken: Âm I bragging, ladles, am I bragging? Many's the time I've been willing to take Some young man who's out on the make, But I've yet to find one who could break me down. Spoken: Oh, pardon me, I didn't see you--—1 meant way down! Life is a bubble, but who wants to go to all of the trouble to browse around; Pat Raymond Dr* J 0 Hovia Highland Park., Michigan April 25, 1953 Bollage songs Of 1928 Haggie*s Drawers A d the crotch was full of cheese Fer a Dollar they would drop Jesus Christ^-how they did stink ^They were red, yellow and pink A^d that is why they stink Oh those(dirty old red drwaers that Maggie ware) - -9 Bowie MacMillen E+ Lansing, Mich, Marianna I love you, MariannpJ^ and 1 want you for my wife. G& *way , you nasty soldier. Why do you treat me so? So,^roll Jordan, roll.) Roll, Jordan, roll. Chorus: Now sister, youlve been called upon^for some of that stuff Therets a man in the house with a(clap hands three times) so Janice Rlkins 511 N. Perry, Pontiac, Mich. Richard Lurie June 3 3 1?^ (3) I LOVE YOU HARIANES I love yon Marianna, And ^ want you to be my wife* Se give me some of that (knéck, knock, knock) To last me the rest of my life. Ge away yon nasty soldier, 1 gave yon some of that (knock, knock, knock) Sister youtve been called upon, There*s a man in the house with a big (knock, knocg, knock) chorus: So roll Jordan , roll. R. Do3a Gerhardt 2023 Glendale — Flint XIII Peggy O'Neil was a girl you eould feel from the top of her head to her toes And she thought it was grand to have a young man play where her pubio hair grows* Now we were sitting on the grass She said I'm not goosy go round to the front Naney Wright Source: Bill Mercer COLLEGE. S ONG Pretty Little Girl 1st ver^e %^ / I wish 1 was a pretty little girl\and I had iotssof money, 1 would Dirrry a plumb er^s son, he*d be good as an y* Ho would pump an d 11 would pump an d we would pump togethùt?* Oh what fun we would have pumping one another* End verse 1 wish 1 was a pretty little girl -an d 1 had lots of money, 3rd verse 1 wish 1 was a pretty little girl and 1 had lots of money*. I wis h I was a pretty little girl and 1 had lots of money* I wis h 1 was a pretty little girl and 1 had lots of money, Virginia Bradway 4 Northwestern U* ROSIË ^ saw the sunshine through Rosie,^) Marlbelle Horn Beverly Snyder "A LITTLE RUSSIAN DITTY" Shit - on *-'ya,y In Russian? it means I love you, If I had my way*** * I^d shit - on - ya all day, Shit - en - ya Shit - on-ya Shit - on —^ya+ 2. Poop - on - ya Sally Murphy /6, VII Some Folks Thimk 1 ^^^^^ ^ ^ 'Cause I fucked a virgin maid with/my old organ grMer* I laid her ass aoross a stump Missed her ass, and split the stump with my old organ grinder Laid her on her mother's bed Funked her their til she was dead with my old organ grinder* Followed her out to the buryin' ground* Fueked her as they lowered her down with my old organ grinder Now some folks think th^t I'm a knave* Cause I jerked off on her grawe with my old organ grinder* Naney Wright uoiiege ijore Mary Lou.; Shannessy SKIRTS Ibis is another popular college son^ do^n Oh^ skirts^ I love those skirts Way dorn to your ankles and up to you kne^s . And way up to your (whistle) Andalong eirmes a breezes Repeat first verse (Oh, skirts) Now Eve wore the first skirt a fig leaf%you knowp But she wore a hell of alot more than a hell of Repeat first verse* (Oh^ skirts) Now poor old Eve the mother of us all-- She wore the first skirt--a fig leaf that^s all* And poor old Adam backed up agains the wall Said there*11 be somethin' doinl when the leaves be^in to fall 41ice Ball <*^#'*y*" Warren Sisman My house College Folklore Susannas a lady with plenty of class. Who knocked them all dead when she wiggled her Byes at the fellows as girls sometimes do To make it quite clear she wanted to Go for a ride or a stroll on the dock With any young man with a sizable Role of big bills and pretty good front And if he talked fast she would show him her Little pet dog who was subject to fits And maybe she'd let him take hold of her Hand with a movement so quick Why she'd reach right over and tickle his Chin while she sang of the Mandlay shore For whatever she was Susan was no bore. Joal Hess David Fowler College Folklore SUZANNE ^^^^^^^^^^ Suzanne was a girl with plenty of class Hho would knock them all dead when she wiggled her Eyes at the fellows as girls sometines do Take in a movie or go for a sail And then hurry home for a nice piece of Ice cream and cake or a slice of roast duck Go for a ride or a
stroll on the d^k Roll of big bills and a pretty good front Little pet dog who was subject to fits Little white hands with a movement so quick Chin while she showed him a trick learned in France Coat while she sang of the Mandalay shore Donna - McB^ll White Pigeon, Richi^n 6 36 Maiy-Rouae - S^JEET VIOLETS Our baby was eating peaches, But when we examined her diaper, Sweet violets, sweeter than all the roses, Note: About a year ago, there was a popular song by
this same name* Jean Kalmbach Margery Peters ; COLLEGE SONG My sister went out in the garden, She went in the garden to sit, sit, siu, And when we looked out in the garden, CHORUS My baby, she swollowed a cherry, She died from having a fit, My fingers were covered with CHORUS My uncle went up in an airplane, The strapped him down in the pit, CHORUS My sister, she married a sailor, Thatfellow was really a wit, His pants were all covered with CHORUS And now that my story is ended, I make my sudden ex-it, They can shower me with a bouquet of CHORUS Sw^et violets, sweeter than all the roses, Susan Smith Lester Seltz November 17, 1950 jWhBn You Can't Find a Place To Do It" First you get the girl, that's quite essential; You call all your friends who are quite amusing; You have three drinks at your favorite bar; You've covered the ground like a soothing lotion; You take her out motor-boating, and while you're floating, Looking for a place you can't be seen, She's hesitating, But you don't mind waiting Cause you know that the red will turn to green. So you take her home, and you start the big plea, And that's what happens to you and to me--— When you can't find a place to do it! Pat Raymond ; Bast Lansing Steve Jeffery Would Yen ^ If in this world there were but two ^ And if you dreamed of pajamas blue, And if the moon were high and bright, And if we lay their face to face. Would You? Say good night Bruce Werth |
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