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THE
whore.
diaWgue
BETWEEN
Magdalena a Crafty Bawd,
fnltttts an Exquifitc Whore,
froBtion a Lafcivious Gallant/ ,
And Qujman a Pimping Hetfor.
Dfl^^ng^heir diabolicalPraetifefStt Ac
rv Chuck^office.
M$Z\°t a^lthe Crafo v*™1'*
Cmmon iVhores 9 Decoys, HeUors, and
Traffannex s.and their ufttal Meetings.
Pobiiibt to dcftroy thofc poyfonous Vcrminc, which live
upon the ruinc and deftru&ion of many Fimtiics,
by a late Conjcnamongft them.
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X#m4»: frinteiiiftfie'Vcii 1*0.
Courteous Reader,
TAke notice, That the Tub^i(her
hereof hath not intendedtheje Dia^
logues, for the encouragement of Vice
and Vrofanenej), although jome dtfhreL
lifhini p*jfages do occur, according to
their language^ vhich cannot bt omitted •
but to dtfeover the perjons, n>bcti{eSp^
. dersnatch all opportunities for trappan^
ning, as hath been difcovered by a late
Converfant amongjl them.
■■ x Fartwcl, and beware.
k
(o
THE
Jl/^<ii/./-|-lHisfuilappcaLancc of our Companions
I fets mc all on fire, to talk 3 little bavr-
A dcry and drollery amongrt them: Firft,
toihow rheufcof die Strummuloor
Mcrk:n. Secondly, The conveniency ot Spun^es.
Thirdly, To have the Italian Padlock abolilhed.
Fourthly, 1 he Scotch- fpui extirpated. Fifthly, The
fevcral P< fturcs of 1 ancing, Backwards, Forwards,
and every way discovered and introd: ccd amongft us
mih moK Freedom. Sixthly, all advantagious de-
vices, fabcilc) c«, praflifes and Piinciples encouraged
and ftiiclly obfcived. Seventhly, The enre of the
freach p x and pcrillous infirmity of burning remc-
dyed , tor enc.eafe or the greater number of CJarify'd
"^auh«. fcighthly, For piovidinp a common Hock
anuLtvenwi lot tabby Gowns y carnation Petticoats,
iolbnd Knocks filk ftockins, :icn gar;ers ar.d white
fiances, foroui windeicrs. Ninthly, for bringing in
all the piofitablc Viretian C fion.s and C^rrr zans
a&ionsamopoft is. Tcmhly, 7tut what F.aftards and
fijf-blows f-ll out amcmnfr us, may In prclaved far
fcax of Bridewell, Ne»-p>tfony or l)h*rn, the two
common Pit £dls of carekkobfervers.
JWitfM. Mcft cxqu.li eMil/oD , we all fubmitto
vour voice and wo*ds. as the infallible Oracle, and
7 Ai ^
4. Tic fy^dnMg^p^e.
rule of PfWtor t for u* < •« tvaHrrbr % ~wk£bth flfcft for
my own pan, wBiteftr youcmhmand We to* demon-
ftratc concerning oar Cuftoms in Venice, I mail readi-
ly acquaint you with them.
NAgdde*. I doubt not your ability or Confidence
therein, butlmuft direct my intended difcourfc ro
G»[m4* q\ixh*fa* i and confer with you afterwards,
in the mean whilegtvc car, with the reft of the Sifter-
hood , to our difcouifes and pleadings, and for you,
Senior Cujrtun^ I expeel your judgement and advice
Bpon the preceding obfeiVJtions, dchvered in your
hearing
GMfmm. I tell you plainly that ever fined-vara
Loofe-Jivr r or gtmcflct in the School oi Veins, \ never
readnor he :rd or ten furhexadl precepts ptopofed by
any perfon, and wherein lean be ierwceablc, cither in
advice or ictions, it (hall be my ftady , ^end endeavor
to accompliih your Intents and purpoies, therefore for
fuch as have loft their hair off their commodities : I do
conclude itjiecefTary for them to have a falf ftrummulo
or merkin; for fiich as fear the french Pox or perilous
iofirairy of burning, I advife not to do the bafinefs
without fpuAges: the jealous Italian padlock fs impro-
per for peribns of your peofeflion: the fcotch fpur there
s no Deed of araongft you, being forward enough with-
out thfni: the fcveral poftures are necetTary,becaufe aH
men do not aUtd one and the famcridiniji And for
Enecmagmentj anxagft us, lutarioos feeding, laiavt-
ousactions, wanton getlurts.finc and dean Linro, Hol-
land SmotJu, with good outfides are the chieftft pro-
vocatives io thofe praAifes: tht french Pox is nothing
' * Friers, therefore No Core, noMony? ftiafi
have
Tbt tV&ndmg'&bore.
all »afiards,bothPri(fts,Mcrchantsandpcafant5,wi?h-
outerquity after the father, for I fancy not the com-
mencement in Bttdcwdot Newgate s for fuchverdil
offences wh.ch in former days have been tolerated by
our P;edeceffors,andat this day by our neighbors.
MAgddlen How , tolerated by our PreaccclTors? I
never I eard that before, wh:t Author did you finde
that intcliigcr.ee in * I muft deal plainly with you, I
cannot belccve any fuch thing remamcs upon Record.
Cnfmdn. 1 will quickly convince you of your error,
or ignorance, for in the 337 pageof Le-ndsrtipelv, you
may read how the Bordcl or Stew-houfes were privi-
ledg'd for the repair of incortinenc men & women, by
thefupream Governors, wherein is obfervable thefcor-
ders amongft the Stew holders: Thar no flnglc woman
fhould take mony of any man for lying with her, ex-
cept (he lay with him all night till the morrow : That
no Stew-holder (hould keep a (ingle woman in his
houfe. that had the perilous infirmity of bnirning, with
di?cr(e others : where note, there wa* the Clink for the
imprifoning fuch as abufed thofc houfes, and neer ad-
joynng, 3 place peculiar to them called the [trtgle w»-
mdns church-jdrd^ wherein they were buryed , if they
did not repent of their fir.ful life : /■ nd thefc allowed
houfes, hai thefe fevcral figns painted on the fronts of
their walls towards the Thames j Bores-bedi,\ht Crsfs-
iejti , the C»*% the Cdfile^ht Crdne, Cdrdiiuis Hdt,
tbe*'4f,thc SwdM &c.
Udtidien. Senior our bdoved Friend, and
. * rali-
6 KTM?0^**«tt. ,
val ant H^yotf wgfirobpj^aa! in yom obfer virions,
that I mi ft , andWbB&fafou, and therefore dtiirc
againft our ne*r meet rng , thatfuctiof their orders K
art emitted, may be revived and rehearfed amongft as,
fortfce fnisfartton of thefc Gentlewomen, and whit
may be deemed profitable amongft us, piaftifed, tc-
fclvmgfrom the Poulterers wives cryes, New*), no
fetif; a Cunny being the dec:eft piece of flefli io chc
whole world, witnels Frifs F othtrtnghtms Chuck-
office, where upon fight thereof, French Dolars,Span-
ifti P;ftols, Englifh Half-crowns are as plentifully
pour'd in, as the Rhcntfti wine was into the Dutch
wenches two hefts till (he roar'd again, as (he was
ihowmg tricks upon htr bead with naked buttocks and
fprcad le^»s ma round ung, like thofc at wrcftling
nrer the Ha^-crown-chuck-oflice, call'd J*tk d»em-
ktrrhi fx windmillt.
G»jms0+ I affiire you flic that had the half Qowns
chackc into her Comodity, had lelTcr harm than the
Rbeniih wine Wench, for its of a fnaarting and (earth-
ing quality, differing from that5.uk was poured in oo
one fide by ftch Cnllies as frifs. Itlheri^drnt, and
(tek't our em rbe-other, whjcb Is a new tafluoncd Cup
for roaring boycs rodnnk in.
N'fMe*. That was a mad trick more then ever I
^'y^ij* hcard of» yet I have fan many*
amongft which I remember this one that waa commit-
ted upon oncof my acquaintance, who wis fo
dt*plr drunk with Sack,qa«t. Beer, AJc and Toba-
ity , and
drinking
The If \l driving 7
drinking healths over the dead drunk party,til the mcr-
cik ft Candle fir'd her Fur bulb qrireawiy, the flame
whereof was quickly abated by drawing a codpiece
engine^ and giving her two or three Coolers.
GufmA*. One of the ma'deft tricks, that ever I law
acled, was this (but not in a drunken humor, at fich
arc when they drink ft, and back 5 thorough ou Ma-
dams smocks till they drop again) upon a handtom
neat Cle^n skin'd Girl that was terribly peppet'd with
herds of Crabblice (as v fiblein hcrtayl as Cloves in
a gammon of Bacon J whofe tormenr was fo exceeding
gi eat, that an intimate Friend of hers difcovercd her
diftemper, and wih much p:rfwafions and intreancs
made her hearken to the rncancs and remedies follow-
ing \ whereupon he took her and ty'd lier up naked at
the bids feet by the middle like a monkey, and light-
ing a pipe of Tobacco gave thofe maty-tooted ver-
min (arifing from inbred Lechery) fucha rout at her
Cinque pons, bvtruu(hng in the fmall end of hs pipe
into one hole, then into the other, blowing the fmoke
ax the other end of his Pipe, that they never durft ven-
ture to inhabit thofe Continentsfince. Buttoaddto
this frolick,the fcnoke occauoncd fuch a fquirt.that the
beat and fury thereof fcalJed this Gcntlcrmns beard
deer away from h:s chin, far worfe then hoc Qnodlinsj
Gacc which mifchaace he could never endure peeping
in wenches Arfcholcs, left the next bout, they mould
pifs his eyes out.
CMd&JiU: If there is apiece ofRogurry m the
world, thau haft lttoi-thaaAa bredth, whidiisjuft
ihcfune proportion* Narrow-bndg. »vhcre lb many
paffcngeticrottdand thruft to enter one akcr another.
i The yVdhdrin^ whwe.
lace \\h':re 1500 pikc-mcn
the newes where-
Cufman. That's the place uhvre
were routed and put to the tvorft on'. ,vnv ..^ ,1VJ-----
of camcof a trurh from Dunkirk : Bu: what's yourufu-
il way to d Ju e mi entice yong men,an J coakes them
of thurmony and affections.
M*za*U». Here's none but are old beaten Soldiers
4nignts togctner, wnicn Dcing giaicu mw«vu^i
Ale with a toaft, intoxicates the beauti'ul to doat on
the moft deformed-, but this rnuft be fnoken under
the Rofe,for fear the too frequent prating hereof lhodld
bring us todeferved puniftifnent for unlawful pnicWcs.
G*ft*dn. Methinks CMdgddlend you have tyrd mc
out of brcarkpray take to taJc lulietu the moft beauti-
ful piece in City, Court, or Country, foe were ihe not
fo, fhewcre not fit to let her loving Kindncfs come
downfooften* I wi'l not fay (in the pernicious gib-
bcrimof defomcd Cullender fac J, rubifydand car-
buncled laces) be a whore, for Whores are ever the
pleafanceft and handfbmcft, if not whoifomcO.
Muddle*. Tis no great muter for wholfom: Mcmy^
good for the whohom's what (ay youjWtoM, will
you be free to be a whore under me, I wtH warrant you
Cfftomcrs, and conftaw Comrades of gold and Giver?
: ftluttd. I am unwrtkn*to bet whore tadcr you,
initi»daaniWei^A»n^iaitiritn. lith, and ever
WMWllliflg. ■.
The Vt'and>
MsgdAlcn. I am glad to he:r y< u frc': a ru bhlir-
Critick, you 1 fit my ptrpofe.arn leve tor\nuown
profit; I know you tnowas veil whcietoflkk a prick
to makeftem fwcll , as e're a Butcher taught by luuc'y
FrUfm : 1 would fa-n know the taftiior. ohhe Italian
Padlock , which makes To many I or.tft women agunfl
their wills, tnd remit our further diicourie to the next
meeting.
fnlieitd. The Italian Padlock , are made of Iron,
Steel and filvcr, gilt over , fometinus covered win
Plufh or Velvet, which goes quite round their lips,
athm plate going between their Legs 1 ke a Cuilinder
or Grate to pifs thorough, cverthe.r Whib bobs the
Lock hangs faflned under their fmocks r.ecr the groin
of the back , and never opened but whea her husband
hath a mind to play t game at Tick-tack , as VuUtn
did with ft***.
Fr*n<ie*. 'Tisnotthc fTrfe time I have had a Girl
of yoar chufing,'fayth , let me give herhanfel, you
know I ami very handfom-body'd man in the tace,
and let her try whether an Italian or a French P-
is longcft, and be ft pleating.
jjdfsUU*. Seinlor Gufmtn , conduct them into my
Bed-chamber, furnifh them with good W;nc and To-
bacco, for I know^*. will fmoke a pipe,and then tots
his Pike* fire they want no attendance nor a Chamber-
pot, tbtt^HnfttheonepilTes, the other my hold the
Pot.
CufmsM. An excellent way to raifc lechery: I will at-
tend my Cuftomers, and mind tny trad:.
UUAgddlen. Dear Sillers, I muftiow direcTmv pre-
fencthonghu and words to your purpofes, and then
^ g concldde
conclude till our next opportunity of meeting, where-
nfjioii-fc^kbe more peculiarly concern d tlitn at t,i«
pr>ie^:^y,idvicc thereto!e to yo,j (ha: keep Djn-
' dn^ciioaj*) to keep handfom U.'iy Ui.tppmtf Wen-
e^thft^lll throw their Leg* over men* hcidMPi
ihow"alitor nothing, always in nadineis, and£Ojd
cloches on their backet© have the be fer^ice in .heir
Commodities : For you that wander through*p*^p-
fide, the tld »xchdBgt,C*mhri > and Madden W.jti^,
let your rendczvouzbe lbmrti.nc at Mrs. Adimsjfr
Ling-dZh fom.-iime.at the J?^ in M&rfttidfjw Mrs.
y*wj'/..but ufc not that cuCtooj.otpiG^ingimene^pocft-
cts whilA they arc groping your plackets tto^pften,*,
and if you are in the roW towasds F'Lnt-fl&it0 M*s.
Simpftn in Rdm-JUj ,will (uffliftiyou with fu ipotm*o
do f hcbufinfc in. I know for your patt Brifsy you hove
much Cuftom, and for Wenches and good,neighbors
continualfupply from the Wb*te*C*efsy the
frentkejhz Sii/>,witbth*rclt of therow} fpry.ou,MfS,.
Crtjwelzi the upper end of aj*ck AUfcl
hear you admit of very few but Citizen*, ao^QtizKgs
wives, whofc Picturesyoukec^in^iiKrs(QryAur
beft Cuftomersto chufeon,*nd traddwubj and k>hOu
Dodor Sbdrijt wife in GMdcn-dU^s jn it. $9**.*%,
you ought not to be* whore /and baud ,rp yogcown
daughter, a«dpre(erv#randtD<WfiwIXawpWM¥^
Mrs. C«rie/, and Mttty UmHHW #f#£^*«7»W
Cotrt without Bifapf-gste, and 5#. Lming.^
do the bufincfi at home, WmaMo Mm*.* pw
forbade: fortfce*fftofihcA3iwy. ttfofc***s
Bell-
The VVmdr'xng rphore. 11
Bell-Ringer with a plaiftcrd Piclure will content yen,
yourmonysas good as any others there, and tor this
lime I bid you all adieu.
GtfmdM. Mdgddlend^ Mounfuur TrdncUn defird
tofyeak with you as foonas you had difpatcht your
female focicty, I flood pimping and peeping at their
door, till I heard the bargain driven betwixt them,
tadfrnluttd toenhaanfe the price of her Comodity,
perfwaded him no man-kmde hid either feen or felt
her ware fince her arrival in E»«U»Jit he give her forty
(hillings, and a gold ring befet with diamonds, before
they went tot t, for (be told him, for whoies and Hack-
ney Jades, their hire muft be payd before (hieing them,
fo that by that time his reckoning is payd tor, the
joyes in his pocket will leave quarrelling.
M*&4dltn. If he cannot pay his Reckoning without
fcoring, I muA have one of his Gold-Rings, \V atch,
or Cloak as a pledge tor his Reckoning, for I wili not
tnrft Imn much longer tben "]*hettd, with whom I
wooldipcak ere 1 fee hr«n, therefore call her hither, for
took (he care a T— tot him now ihc has got hw
atony, (fee would be thought too common ^ betide?,
if anothergallmi Cuily (houM ftcp in, (be mufl be rea-
dy t© fcoM forth to him alfo; bur (he rnuft lay afide her
Kerry and tiuft to no pockets or purfc, but that wf ich
U cti between her Legs.
G»fmd». I le call her inftaatly, Ho , Ho, here foe
dXmtn without calling or Griding for, and ftvd the
meCeneer (not hangrmn) a labor.
Md*Ut*. You look very merry upon't J*,furely
you tare been wdjpayd , and pleated with your re~
cmticn. _
B 2 f*.nti*
fnlietts. Wertfach recreation for to hoM bat one
twelve-month together, I Would nor chin^e my oc-
cupation , to the iichrft Cowmon-couneels mtnfc
witc in Unit - j •
M*^ltft. If the trade were a* conftant and certain,
as it is profitable , there would fewer whores go to the
Birhttka and VirginU, and the tribe lefferin Kem-fri-
f»n, Bridewel, dm^ind Nem-g'te, where nothing
but poverty and the non -payment of Keepers fees, de
tains them for the moft pirt from their enlargement $
but how hk't you the Combite upon your back and
belly with ¥r*ncion *
fnlietu. Paffing well,for, he pak't and repafs't very
pleafanrly, and was mighty tender of me * for left
he mould put me to too much pain, or endanger beat-
ing the bottom of my belly out, he wrapt an £11 of
Holland neer the root of his P— but 1 fnatch't it off,
and cool'd his courage quickly.
MAgdiltn. By Mars, VuU*ny Vtnw, and Pri*fm, it
was nobly done, but did youpifs prcfently after your
work was over, to prevent his getting you with Childc,
for he could not chufe bnt do it with a good will, on
conceit of getting your Mayden-hcad.
fnlutti. My Maiden-head < He that think'i I had
my Maiden head after thirteen, has had a knock in the
Cradle , and merits cutting of the Simples, bot I fet-
tled on the Chiraber-pot aftbon as ever he was off, till
1 made it whurra, and roar like the Tydc ar Lirdtn-
to the endaageriag the breaking of my very
TwaiUng-ftruigs with draining backwards, for I know
oo betrer way or remedy more fafe then ptfnng pre-
lewly to prevent the French Pox, femnorhca, the pe-
rilous
The IV dndring wbore. i j
rilous infirmity of Burning , or getting with childe,
which is the approved maxim amongft Vcoetian Cour-
ticn and Curtczana's.
MdggdUn. I remember two lufty,(trapping, boun-
cing Girlcs , whofc names were Lddd and Ljcznwm,
each of them married to a bed-full of old bones, with
which they could not be fatisfi'd, fo that Lddd coun-
terfeits her felf fick, the old dotard prefbs her to
know her diftemper, which (lie told him was occafion-
edfor want of due benevolence, he knowing his infur-
ficiency and impotency,"rants her defircs, and by the
help of a well-trap't Doctor, was perfectly cured. Ly
lantum went more cunningly to work, for watching
her oportunity upon a falfe pretence, feduc d and delu-
ded a lufty ruddy coloured (hepherd into the middle of
a wood, where catching hold of his trap-ftick , (he,
(when (he faw him (tiff and (lrong,and itching to be at
her,) iai:ght the unskilful ruftick to looie his maiden-
head by gnidmg him to lur ijncy.
fuUtttd, I knew a pcrfon of great beauty and quali-
ty, who whilft (he was playing a game at Whisk or
Pickquct with her husband, a Gcutlcman got her upon
his fnee, and plaid a game at Tick-tack, on one fide of
the table before her husbands face, without being dif-
covered.
UKtgddU*. If that work be r^one wirh agood will,
'tis as cafy to difpatch it, dur jig an Exchange time, as
an Edft Indtd Voytge,as many a Mcchw have found
to their foirow, yet fuch as bbvVihei hj.nson that
point dcfcivepointing at, and fuch as put them in their
pockets, deferve pitying.
Frtnritn
frdwrb*. MigMcH* firwi hi your But of Charge*,
and I will pay rhc Reckoning.
MAgd*U* Are they ready G*fm**? If not write
rheaao t intently.
Gufmm. I tarn them ready, 1 fhali read them to
him, andccll hiinthc l*nm*7dulis prefenrlf.
/. s. A,
IMfrimm, foi broaching a belly unwernmed and on-
beared, i-o-o
Item, tor M*fi*Un*s fee in thebufnefi o-io-o
Item, for cufmdm s (or GUdwi* rhe He&ors)fee o-i-n"
hem, for providing ptliftt* with a fine hoi land fmock
to make thebufhefs more amiable, which is her over-
plus fee. oio-o
/*ff»,tor dreffing perfuming and painting her pidore
at i: S: does. o--y—o
Ittm, for occupying the moft convenient and dots
box ia the room. 0—5—0
Item, for Pint bottles of wine t --0-O
//«w,for Pickled Oyfters, Anchova's, Olivet and
Capeivto aaabe the Sack go merrily down o-ro-o
hem, for fwtet Metes,Scgar-cakct, Peaches anct Wal-
nuts. CMO^ O
Item, focMa&lu i~*e>^a
tummt Tit diet 5-11-.*
Fr*mi$». lam very well fcifcoXHtot: aiony,my fa-
ther mubocnbefore me, betook plcafure in getting
tnd griping it, tod I le fpend it. frtety, there tis. andS
rarewcl till the next junket.
The BmtiftbtfrJteUjs J0i$».
A LIST
A List c I ill T:^j w^CftfLi^iib, tf,lWVJ>
Decoys,He&ois, and^Trippanncrs about Louden.
Crafty Bavvdi *tr< Wurjen '
F-i/f(? (Jl-)Wl
t'rsfr
d
d*lrj. C'fffwrf
Mrj. Gitrilb
Mrs. Hibbiger
Turt<-ttti tn HurftUi
Mr.hir Bilker
in. Lrmmfi
Mrs Wbiij\o%
Mrs Cjcerft
MQiber Lockjtr
Mttr>tr Btxtcr
M*r %Aims
Mrs. fats
Mrs isdmn
Mrs-S'tuniers
Mrs. KtmP
Mrs. Abigail
Mrs iimf\on
BUcKPtgg
Pt&n ibalq* wife
Mrs. Demit
Mr* QUvit
Mrs. Love
Ktttj Xutj
CftflunoQ Whoici.
Mts.Smm
Ha Lfg\ien
Mn TjUtng
Ei»*ris
kXettjHoMj
M«i. Nil
Mti Au$ff
KBbtr Qir\
NiiLw
Htuj o txnge
Mr . (Juries
B'ttj Liurcn:e
ftts Honor
-Qjctn tf !Moret(t
Mrs. HoiliUnl
rs. Viimnd
Mrs. iberltj tbcjtngtr
Mrr Smith
fint Sttmforl
Jilts, sptectr
Mrs. Tivtrner
!Mrs. Prlxrttt
Prirs Wtifon
Mrs Berry
Mr'. Gr'tn
Green 3tJl, alias 'Join
Godfrey
Mill cbiuntj
ttttj Cox
Mill Htgl
MAI Hit [field
Mill bi-JHTf
Teg Willistms
Jtice Sfilmxn
Yjtit Hire
Mill Tremtit
Mrs. Wedovtt, Brtni-
ftting-fcUer totbe Offins
in Cbiu^otrj-Unt
?,< Crwfl
Nin Bret
UtfuU
P<UJ Wbtit
Boxy f*rmer
He&ors, Dec
Trappanncrr
■?tt,
Fix
rfci. Harfl
It'll Tii/trner
Vuk dnw right
George (Jiirln
Bi'tn
HiUlUnd.tgreitCbcii
ve^elp
let. Lm (den
Tbo. Hem
birr
Higgins
Thc.'Diiftn •
Sit.Lummoe^i, Afttb,
inni[tei fybbn
Wd Ni'h.
Mil JUiiiletcn
Prtni AHiTn
Jt(^ fonts
Wn. Quli.fe'd
Ci'ter,/\fbbit-\eUt?
Vict de Lint
Rtbm Thrower
The. t**d
W'l.Mrrit
Wn. ttitnten.
Hi)m*n, Trmmf-tlkj
t*$tt
Gnat bj Htwgtu
Ht-ry Mmtn,rtttm
Ism Skjfwitb.
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